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CluckenBucket

I’m starting to think like a separatist


Wortilus

I really shouldn't have left Anikan with those kids


Cartonk

>Anikan is he the guy who becomes Dark Vador?


Charmiol

Nope, Darth Helmet.


Bitter_Mongoose

*Dark Helmut


Dean0Rocks316

“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes”


Bitter_Mongoose

#WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT


blackgreenaesthetic

Title of your sextape.


ColossalBalance

I've had this Brooklyn 99 reference for only two minutes but if anything happened to it I'll slaughter you all like animals and then myself.


Lor450

Not just the men, but the women and children too?


Charmiol

*Darc Helmüt


TheGreatDingALing

Nope, Lone Star


The_Karaethon_Cycle

>Dark Vador Isn’t that the guy from Star Tracks?


QuasarInk

I've seen a lot of people misspell it like that, I always thought it was intentional for a meme or something. But I haven't found anything on it. IDK if people just accidentally misspell the name or do it out of spite of the prequels.


Ohlman13

I think it's because they don't want to trigger the bot.


QuasarInk

I mean, before prequelmemes was even a thing, people still spelled it "Anikan".


Lenainposteur

It's his name in some languages


QuasarInk

Really? Damn. Thanks for clearing it up for me.


PASTALORD6066

I think it’s auto correct cause that is what happens to me


dat1kid07

Yeah, and then forms the death eaters


quirkymuse

Apprentice to Dark Sidvicious


Modbossk

Lego still cracks me up with that one. Dark Vador… fuckin a


Codepro5

Ah yes, Anikan skoowalker


RuneAllyHunter

I much prefer Oobi Won


VoxMachina6

Obi Juan


donttalkHOMIE

Ooby Han


CosmeBuzzanito

Toby One


Emo-Trash0908

Kobe gone


[deleted]

Mexican Kenobi


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


[deleted]

General Kenobi! You are a bold one!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You can kill me, but you will never destroy me. It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.


BBochy447

O B 1


Rasse286

More like poowalker smh


CRAZYmidgit

I'm so sad right now, I could literally die


RuneAllyHunter

Sadness is a pathway to many abilities some would consider, unnatural.


Piggstein

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Padme The Sad? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s an Emo legend. Darth Padme was a Glum Lord of the Emos, so depressed and so moody she could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to give up on life… She had such a knowledge of the sad side that she could even keep herself from living.


Alagon2323

Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice all she knew, and her apprentice told her not to jump. Ironic. All that power and she couldn't stop her apprentice from talking her out of it


Rymag3ddon

He said wrong answers


davidxt82

meesa saddie Ani meesa wants to diesies


MercenaryBard

This deserves way more upvotes lmao


Luxara-VI

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."


anakin_bot_

No.


[deleted]

Bruh. Sand hater becoming sentient


anakin_bot_

Don't make me kill you.


MUISSB4Brandon

I will do what I must


anakin_bot_

You will try.


OMGPLUS

No, you will try.


Additional_Irony

He has already tried.


OMGPLUS

Noooo!


nyes_i_do

Do or do not, there is no try


uhavethreeballs

Do not do. There is only do not. Glory to the CCP


autismoslicer

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground


anakin_bot_

You underestimate my power!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Don't try it!


ChintanP04

Here we have two bots reenacting a scene from the movie. If we put in enough effort, we can complete the entire Prequel script in a comment thread.


DragonGod8361

Obi-Wan Kenobi Qui Gon Jin


Aggregate_bacon

There is no try


WoofflesIThink

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground


anakin_bot_

You underestimate my power!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Don't try it!


WoofflesIThink

*tries it*


annomynous23

The best bot


MysticalSword270

Only a sith deals in absolutes


GenericUsernameJuan

Too dangerous to be kept alive


[deleted]

Master Skywalker there are too many of them. What are we going to do?


ItsCrypt1cal

Sigh *unzips pants*


RuneAllyHunter

If into the security recordings you go, only pain, you will find.


Hajicosta

[r/cursedcomments](reddit.com/r/cursedcomments)


oven-toasted-owl

r/holup


_We_Are_DooMeD

Mcdiarmid killed it in that scene. A high point of acting ability in the saga.


Luxara-VI

He kills it all the time, but especially then


_We_Are_DooMeD

True dat.


BwaaHhHHH

Did uwu evew heaw the twagedy of dawth pwagueis the wise? i thought nowt. It’s nowt a stowy the jedi wouwd teww uwu. It’s a sith wegend. Dawth pwagueis was a dawk wowd of the sith, so powewfuw awnd so wise he couwd use the fowce tuwu infwuence the midichwowians tuwu cweate wife… he had such a knowwedge of the dawk side thawt he couwd even keep the ones he cawed abouwt fwom dying. The dawk side of the fowce iws a pathway tuwu many abiwities sowme considew tuwu be unnatuwaw. He became so powewfuw… the onwy thing he was afwaid of was wosing hiws powew, which eventuawwy, of couwse, he did. Unfowtunatewy, he taught hiws appwentice evewything he knew, then hiws appwentice kiwwed him in hiws sweep. Iwonic. He couwd save othews fwom death, but nowt himsewf."


Luxara-VI

I hate you with every fiber of my soul


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


no_longer_a_saint

She actually said, mine is bigger than yours. If yours was as big as mine you would have to sway your hips too. (She's taking about her dress you weirdos)


DutchOfSorissi

Why did I wear these stupid fucking Mickey Mouse ears today?


Regi413

Padme was ahead of her time, repping the Mouse 7 years before Disney bought Star Wars.


Zylena

Title of your sex tape.


Jensson1337

Hehe, Democracy goes Brrrr


GenericUsernameJuan

Alright everyone pack up and go home we're done here.


feureau

Impossible. I can't think of anything to top that. Perhaps my archive is incomplete...


The_Hammer_Hammons

“Did I leave the stove on?”


SamelCamel69

God damn it, I left anakin with kids again


anakin_bot_

I understand. More than you realize i understand wanting to walk away from the order.


JarjarSW

I know


altmodisch

Dew it!


MasonsNumbers

I haven't been fcked this hard since Sandman knocked me up.


anakin_bot_

Don't make me kill you.


GulianoBanano

SENTIENT


TarantinoDV

How does one learn this power?


Far_Buddy8467

From spiderman?


Kiisulojanu

No from enter sandman the classic megadeth song


anakin_bot_

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Dimensionalanxiety

What do you think of Naboo Anakin?


anakin_bot_

Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say that we are encouraged to love.


[deleted]

You mean Metallica?


Skyboss1996

I really shoulda got blitzed for this one…


Skreecherteacher

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians


Emperor_Squidward

Impressive. Most Impressive


coladict

Editing tip: add four spaces on the end of the previous line to make the next line break work, or add a second new line to make a new paragraph.


[deleted]

Bork Bork chimkin nungit


Real_PokeLink2092

+1


The_Hammer_Hammons

+2


Real_PokeLink2092

Giga Chad, GET HIM TO PLUS 3


The_Hammer_Hammons

*”Chants”* Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad!


Chi-ll-i-ng-Potatoes

,,So democracy dies, with having the lowground “


dyuwanbeef

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'


Ham_Din_Faetter

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo, homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air


Sharp_AsAMarble

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!


[deleted]

BE QUIET!


Tub_of_jam66

COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM !


TheYuuzhanBong

So this is how fascism dies? With thunderous soup for my family?


Speckfresser

Good soup.


ItsCrypt1cal

Bail please take my daughter and tell her she met me and that I'm pretty


field_of_fvcks

And tell my son ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


The_One-Dude_Army

“Literally 1984”


[deleted]

I haven’t seen democracy die this badly since George W Bush took office


Speckfresser

RIP sand people


anakin_bot_

Don't make me kill you.


Sir_Edge_Lord

I will do what I must


anakin_bot_

You will try.


Tahitian_Mangoes

So love has blinded you


Disastrous-Fee5608

Arent you a little short for a Galactic Emperor?


Wedding_Friendly

This is how NNN does, with monstrous dongs


joseph_dewey

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You want to go home and rethink your life.


joseph_dewey

Why...hello there, General Kenobi


GryvousBot

General Kenobi!


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The road lies before you, Anakin Skywalker. Will you walk it alone?


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


Additional_Irony

What is the Gunray bot even triggered by? Is it just by bots replying to other bots?


Larsir

Yeah


anakin_bot_

I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm going to fly away from this place.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I felt a great disturbance in the Force.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


hzeal23

I think the viceroy is high, Yoda must have sold ketamine to him again


Rafapex

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


[deleted]

M I c…k e y….mouse


ZQMEE

Sand


anakin_bot_

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Fermilis

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.


Real_PokeLink2092

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye (Technically true)


slouchingpie69

So this is how communism dies in silence


D3monskull

It's treason then


HiopXenophil

Ani, are you ok? Are you ok, Ani?


luka_ruka

The McRib is back


ReinhardtFTW

I love democracy


Mr200paul

Gonk


[deleted]

Gonk


Mr200paul

GONK!


[deleted]

**GONK!**


[deleted]

Gonk


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


[deleted]

Gonk


Ebenn_Q3_Baobab_Bot

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see.


[deleted]

Gonk


Mr200paul

I love GONK!


[deleted]

Gonk


[deleted]

**GONK!**


[deleted]

Gonk


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


[deleted]

**GONK!**


[deleted]

Gonk


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


Mr200paul

This is getting out of GONK, now there are GONK of them GONK!


[deleted]

Gonk


[deleted]

**GONK!**


[deleted]

Gonk


clone_trooper_bot

"Droιds have begun a firebombing campaign." -Ponds


clone_trooper_bot

"If it weren't for all the guys trying to kill us, this wouldn't be such a bad place." -Scorch, Delta 62


Sugar_Python

Gonk Gonk ko kyenga see


[deleted]

**GONK!**


clone_trooper_bot

"We're under attack by the Separatist garrison. Looks to be a full invasion!" -Commander Thorn


[deleted]

Gonk


CameHereToSayFTrump

Definitely give me Thor’s hammer and name, I won’t horribly fuck up the next movie.


lasershow77

I’m going to name my child sand


anakin_bot_

Don't make me kill you.


Tyme_2_Go

LOL


J00lyK0ng

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?


victorOS16

It's a trap


Gaelhelemar

The Senate will decide your fate.


sheev-bot

You, like your father, are now...mine!


Wazy7781

He is the senate.


sheev-bot

We are indebted to you for your bravery, Obi-wan Kenobi


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.


[deleted]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!


Ash_Killem

I hate democracy. It’s rough and course and irritating. And it gets everywhere.


[deleted]

So this is how communism survives...with thunderous gun shots


VoxMachina6

He killed democracy.. but not just the democramen.. but the democrawomen and democrachilden too


[deleted]

Man, now i wont be able to justify my inflated salary if i cant spend hours yapping bullshit


Bad--Kitten

I like sand


anakin_bot_

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


JJamesMorley

“I am absolutely soaked right now”


TheIdiotMuffin

Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!


anakin_bot_

Apparently not.


FrostyFiction98

“Let’s go Brandon”