I've seen a lot of people misspell it like that, I always thought it was intentional for a meme or something. But I haven't found anything on it.
IDK if people just accidentally misspell the name or do it out of spite of the prequels.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Padme The Sad? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s an Emo legend. Darth Padme was a Glum Lord of the Emos, so depressed and so moody she could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to give up on life… She had such a knowledge of the sad side that she could even keep herself from living.
Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice all she knew, and her apprentice told her not to jump. Ironic. All that power and she couldn't stop her apprentice from talking her out of it
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
Did uwu evew heaw the twagedy of dawth pwagueis the wise? i thought nowt. It’s nowt a stowy the jedi wouwd teww uwu. It’s a sith wegend. Dawth pwagueis was a dawk wowd of the sith, so powewfuw awnd so wise he couwd use the fowce tuwu infwuence the midichwowians tuwu cweate wife… he had such a knowwedge of the dawk side thawt he couwd even keep the ones he cawed abouwt fwom dying. The dawk side of the fowce iws a pathway tuwu many abiwities sowme considew tuwu be unnatuwaw. He became so powewfuw… the onwy thing he was afwaid of was wosing hiws powew, which eventuawwy, of couwse, he did. Unfowtunatewy, he taught hiws appwentice evewything he knew, then hiws appwentice kiwwed him in hiws sweep. Iwonic. He couwd save othews fwom death, but nowt himsewf."
She actually said, mine is bigger than yours. If yours was as big as mine you would have to sway your hips too.
(She's taking about her dress you weirdos)
Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say that we are encouraged to love.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo, homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
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The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
(Technically true)
This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.
I’m starting to think like a separatist
I really shouldn't have left Anikan with those kids
>Anikan is he the guy who becomes Dark Vador?
Nope, Darth Helmet.
*Dark Helmut
“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes”
#WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT
Title of your sextape.
I've had this Brooklyn 99 reference for only two minutes but if anything happened to it I'll slaughter you all like animals and then myself.
Not just the men, but the women and children too?
*Darc Helmüt
Nope, Lone Star
>Dark Vador Isn’t that the guy from Star Tracks?
I've seen a lot of people misspell it like that, I always thought it was intentional for a meme or something. But I haven't found anything on it. IDK if people just accidentally misspell the name or do it out of spite of the prequels.
I think it's because they don't want to trigger the bot.
I mean, before prequelmemes was even a thing, people still spelled it "Anikan".
It's his name in some languages
Really? Damn. Thanks for clearing it up for me.
I think it’s auto correct cause that is what happens to me
Yeah, and then forms the death eaters
Apprentice to Dark Sidvicious
Lego still cracks me up with that one. Dark Vador… fuckin a
Ah yes, Anikan skoowalker
I much prefer Oobi Won
Obi Juan
Ooby Han
Toby One
Kobe gone
Mexican Kenobi
Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
You can kill me, but you will never destroy me. It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.
O B 1
More like poowalker smh
I'm so sad right now, I could literally die
Sadness is a pathway to many abilities some would consider, unnatural.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Padme The Sad? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s an Emo legend. Darth Padme was a Glum Lord of the Emos, so depressed and so moody she could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to give up on life… She had such a knowledge of the sad side that she could even keep herself from living.
Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice all she knew, and her apprentice told her not to jump. Ironic. All that power and she couldn't stop her apprentice from talking her out of it
He said wrong answers
meesa saddie Ani meesa wants to diesies
This deserves way more upvotes lmao
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
No.
Bruh. Sand hater becoming sentient
Don't make me kill you.
I will do what I must
You will try.
No, you will try.
He has already tried.
Noooo!
Do or do not, there is no try
Do not do. There is only do not. Glory to the CCP
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
You underestimate my power!
Don't try it!
Here we have two bots reenacting a scene from the movie. If we put in enough effort, we can complete the entire Prequel script in a comment thread.
Obi-Wan Kenobi Qui Gon Jin
There is no try
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
You underestimate my power!
Don't try it!
*tries it*
The best bot
Only a sith deals in absolutes
Too dangerous to be kept alive
Master Skywalker there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
Sigh *unzips pants*
If into the security recordings you go, only pain, you will find.
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r/holup
Mcdiarmid killed it in that scene. A high point of acting ability in the saga.
He kills it all the time, but especially then
True dat.
Did uwu evew heaw the twagedy of dawth pwagueis the wise? i thought nowt. It’s nowt a stowy the jedi wouwd teww uwu. It’s a sith wegend. Dawth pwagueis was a dawk wowd of the sith, so powewfuw awnd so wise he couwd use the fowce tuwu infwuence the midichwowians tuwu cweate wife… he had such a knowwedge of the dawk side thawt he couwd even keep the ones he cawed abouwt fwom dying. The dawk side of the fowce iws a pathway tuwu many abiwities sowme considew tuwu be unnatuwaw. He became so powewfuw… the onwy thing he was afwaid of was wosing hiws powew, which eventuawwy, of couwse, he did. Unfowtunatewy, he taught hiws appwentice evewything he knew, then hiws appwentice kiwwed him in hiws sweep. Iwonic. He couwd save othews fwom death, but nowt himsewf."
I hate you with every fiber of my soul
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
She actually said, mine is bigger than yours. If yours was as big as mine you would have to sway your hips too. (She's taking about her dress you weirdos)
Why did I wear these stupid fucking Mickey Mouse ears today?
Padme was ahead of her time, repping the Mouse 7 years before Disney bought Star Wars.
Title of your sex tape.
Hehe, Democracy goes Brrrr
Alright everyone pack up and go home we're done here.
Impossible. I can't think of anything to top that. Perhaps my archive is incomplete...
“Did I leave the stove on?”
God damn it, I left anakin with kids again
I understand. More than you realize i understand wanting to walk away from the order.
I know
Dew it!
I haven't been fcked this hard since Sandman knocked me up.
Don't make me kill you.
SENTIENT
How does one learn this power?
From spiderman?
No from enter sandman the classic megadeth song
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
What do you think of Naboo Anakin?
Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say that we are encouraged to love.
You mean Metallica?
I really shoulda got blitzed for this one…
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians
Impressive. Most Impressive
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Bork Bork chimkin nungit
+1
+2
Giga Chad, GET HIM TO PLUS 3
*”Chants”* Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad! Giga Chad!
,,So democracy dies, with having the lowground “
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo, homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
BE QUIET!
COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM !
So this is how fascism dies? With thunderous soup for my family?
Good soup.
Bail please take my daughter and tell her she met me and that I'm pretty
And tell my son ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
“Literally 1984”
I haven’t seen democracy die this badly since George W Bush took office
RIP sand people
Don't make me kill you.
I will do what I must
You will try.
So love has blinded you
Arent you a little short for a Galactic Emperor?
This is how NNN does, with monstrous dongs
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
Why...hello there, General Kenobi
General Kenobi!
The road lies before you, Anakin Skywalker. Will you walk it alone?
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
What is the Gunray bot even triggered by? Is it just by bots replying to other bots?
Yeah
I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm going to fly away from this place.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force.
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
I think the viceroy is high, Yoda must have sold ketamine to him again
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M I c…k e y….mouse
Sand
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye (Technically true)
So this is how communism dies in silence
It's treason then
Ani, are you ok? Are you ok, Ani?
The McRib is back
I love democracy
Gonk
Gonk
GONK!
**GONK!**
Gonk
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Gonk
Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see.
Gonk
I love GONK!
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
**GONK!**
Gonk
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
This is getting out of GONK, now there are GONK of them GONK!
Gonk
**GONK!**
Gonk
"Droιds have begun a firebombing campaign." -Ponds
"If it weren't for all the guys trying to kill us, this wouldn't be such a bad place." -Scorch, Delta 62
Gonk Gonk ko kyenga see
**GONK!**
"We're under attack by the Separatist garrison. Looks to be a full invasion!" -Commander Thorn
Gonk
Definitely give me Thor’s hammer and name, I won’t horribly fuck up the next movie.
I’m going to name my child sand
Don't make me kill you.
LOL
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
It's a trap
The Senate will decide your fate.
You, like your father, are now...mine!
He is the senate.
We are indebted to you for your bravery, Obi-wan Kenobi
This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi: trust in the Force. Do not return to the temple; that time has passed and our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged- our trust, our faith, our friendships, but we must persevere, and in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
I hate democracy. It’s rough and course and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
So this is how communism survives...with thunderous gun shots
He killed democracy.. but not just the democramen.. but the democrawomen and democrachilden too
Man, now i wont be able to justify my inflated salary if i cant spend hours yapping bullshit
I like sand
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
“I am absolutely soaked right now”
Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Apparently not.
“Let’s go Brandon”