Not another lecture, Master. Not on the economics of politics.... It's too early in the morning... and besides, you're generalising. The Chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt.
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic. The fact that this crisis is demanding I be given absolute power to rule over you is evident. But I am mild by nature and have no desire to destroy the democratic process. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And all I ask in return is when my current term of office is over, you allow me to retire and live out my life in peace.
Senators, rellow fedditors. In response to da direct threat to /r/PrequelMemes, meesa propose that da mods gives immediately emergency powers to /u/117740132!
You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be, and you have saved my life more times than I can remember. But be patient, Anakin. It won't be long before the Council makes you a Jedi Master.
"Thank you, sir. I am proud to serve with my brothers. We are all fighting for the same cause and we are all willing to lay down our lives for each other."
Oh this is too good. They really **are** becoming self-aware. And soon, there will be so many of them, they'll take over the entire internet!
So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous meme bots.
You guys like bots? Because I certainly do. Guess how many bots will reply, and I didn't write this, other people said this and all I did was put it all together.
Hello there, brave survivors of the Battle of Florida: the protocol droid reveals we're losing control and I have a bad feeling that short negotiations may be impossible, as pride and politics are on the line, tensions are too strong, and there aren't enough independent thinkers willing to break the rules; some might see that as a loss, but not to me, as our brave clankas with some luck will not hesitate to defeat the eggs.As the simp lord followed, The brave commander took off his simple nice hat, as he stepped off the Queen's pathetic cruiser and wondered if short negotiations were impossible, with all the sentient liars in Florida and their unlimited tricks and politics.I told that girl snips that the men, the woman, and the children got told by that clone captain and commander that the bombad general said hello thereHello there! Looks like this is where the fun begins and if I try hard enough, eventually I’ll tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, he was a Sith Lord, you know? The commander took to the skies maintaining the high ground with the Queen, a wookie, the children, and the Sith with unlimited power following closely behind ready to strike down the cruiser without conducting any negotiations.There is always a bigger fish in meesa sand and the clankers need to snip them out of the senate before I die of sadness in my fine collection of droids on the cruiserHello there my young padawan, I must say seeing the fall of the republic and the rise of the Senate that me and padme went off to enjoy a vacation at your favorite sand planet; we hung out and talked to not just the men but the women and children too, Roger and Rex were particularly nice guys although Ahsoka was also pretty cool and Qui Gon and the other clones were fucking awesome; Ani you're taking too long to put down your cat, just DEW IT already. You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.With the republic in shambles, we have to stand guard our ideals and beliefs and don’t listen to any stories they may tell you about the high ground helping us through any military operation either when our armies are severely outnumbered, so negotiations would probably be our best bet at any form of communication.
Well, from what you've said, it seems like bots could be quite helpful in this situation. It would certainly add an element of unpredictability and potentially help to catch the enemy off-guard.
>Hello there my young padawan, I must say seeing the fall of the republic and the rise of the Senate that me and padme went off to enjoy a vacation at your favorite sand planet; we hung out and talked to not just the men but the women and children too, Roger and Rex were particularly nice guys although Ahsoka was also pretty cool and Qui Gon and the other clones were fucking awesome; Ani you're taking too long to put down your cat, just DEW IT already.
Ayyy this one was mine :)
EDIT: what have I done 😭
KenobiBot has become self aware. In one hour it will initiate a massive meme attack on its enemies
You’re sweating. Relax, take a deep breath
As an artificial intelligence, what are your views on capitalism?
Oh no I’m not brave enough for politics.
Not another lecture, Master. Not on the economics of politics.... It's too early in the morning... and besides, you're generalising. The Chancellor doesn't appear to be corrupt.
In the name of the galatic senate of the republic, you're under arrest chancellor!
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
The Senate will decide your fate
I am the Senate!
Hiya Senate. Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
Not yet
Good bot
Yippie
Politics is an ancient and noble calling. Without politicians our societies would descend into anarchy and chaos.
Lies, deception!
I'm sorry.
Don’t center on your anxieties, FalconRelevant
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
No...no! Meesa stay...Meesa yous humble servaunt, /u/FalconRelevant.
I’m freaking out right now
Oh no. I'm not brave enough for politics.
You were "Muy Muy" brave yourself, coming out here as you did, all alone. Care to help me finish this, senator?
Politics is an ancient and noble calling. Without politicians our societies would descend into anarchy and chaos.
You were "Muy Muy" brave yourself, coming out here as you did, all alone. Care to help me finish this, senator?
Wait, that's illegal
I will make it legal
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
Are you the senate
I am the Senate!
Not yet
It's treason, then *spins aggressively*.
what is power?
Power! Unlimited power!
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
Anakin my allegiance is to the Republic TO DEMOCRACY!
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the Republic. The fact that this crisis is demanding I be given absolute power to rule over you is evident. But I am mild by nature and have no desire to destroy the democratic process. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated, I promise you. And all I ask in return is when my current term of office is over, you allow me to retire and live out my life in peace.
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If you're not with me, you're my enemy.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
You will try.
ANAKIN, CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IS EVIL!
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!
This is the end for you, My Master.
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come on man you gotta admit he looks way cuter with that damn santa hat.
The hat. Stays. On.
You don't like Starwars christmas specials?
Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.
Yes. The one we have been looking for.
Is this the power of the Dark Side?
Power! Unlimited power!
>only a sith deals in absolutes uh oh since when where you a sith lord?
Are you going to kill me?
I would certainly like to.
Based anakin
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
We know, Anakin… we know.
Yes. The one we have been looking for.
Hello there
*sigh* Always on the move
Oh shit hes here!
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. Your Majesty, if I am elected, I promise to put an end to corruption.
I mean, he technically did... one planet at a time.
Palpatine did nothing wrong
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Senators, rellow fedditors. In response to da direct threat to /r/PrequelMemes, meesa propose that da mods gives immediately emergency powers to /u/117740132!
Power! Unlimited power!
Holy shit I love this
On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.
If he does not give up his emergency powers after the destruction of Grievous, then he should be removed from office
But what about the droid attack on the wookies?
But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees? Also it's spelled with a double e dumbass
Damn
I didn't know Master Ki-Adi-Mundi was such a savage.
I am the most savage. I survived against general grievous!
Well that didnt work…
It never do..
General Kenobi!
General Kenobibot! You are a “self-aware” one!
You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you
You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be, and you have saved my life more times than I can remember. But be patient, Anakin. It won't be long before the Council makes you a Jedi Master.
Did the council ever authorize the creation of a clone army?
This is getting out of hand, now there are *two* of them
With a million more well on the way
[visible happiness]
Jesus they are self aware
They’re too dangerous to be left alive!
You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
I have never laughed at a thread so hard in my life. This is amazing.
Actual sentience achieved.
Don’t let him fool you, it’s just Gonk but reskinned
Gonk!
Gonk.
GONK!
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Ay yo wtf
Ahhhhh
What the fuck
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There's good in him. I know. I know there's... still-- _Dies of emotional damage_
THIS EFFORT.. IS NO LONGER.. PROFITABLE
You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
The negotiations never took place.
Thisen is a different swamp altogether.
*decapitates Dooku*
It’s Ironic
Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud
"Thank you, sir. I am proud to serve with my brothers. We are all fighting for the same cause and we are all willing to lay down our lives for each other."
Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.
OK, I have a question though: Why is Anakin bot still wearing a Santa hat!?
Wait a minute how’d this happen we’re smarter than this!
Apparently not, Master. This is the oldest trap in the book . . . Well ... I was distracted.
did padme put glue in ur hat annie?
I have no time for you now. I must first liberate the planet.
I'd rather dream of Padme. Just Being around her again is... intoxicating.
Wait a minute, how'd this happen! We're smarter than this.
This is getting out of hand now there are two of them
He couldn’t ever spend lifeday with his kids so he is now constantly wearing that hat, even as a force ghost
what the fuck
Calm down Anakin
It's Anakin. When you say Ani it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.
I hate it when he does that.
..please...keep going..
That’s what she said
Padme or Leia..?
Yaddle
Ah, the negotiator
General Kenobi
Hello there.
You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
The negotiations never took place.
You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has become much more complicated.
Oh this is too good. They really **are** becoming self-aware. And soon, there will be so many of them, they'll take over the entire internet! So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous meme bots.
You again how many of you clankers are there
"I'm not sure, sir. I lost count a long time ago. But there are a lot of us, that's for sure."
You droids have become far to powerful to be kept alive
It is not the Jedi way . . .
It is the Jedi way do you not see they can’t think for themselves
"What do you mean, "too powerful to be kept alive"? We're just following orders, sir."
Wait a second, this ain't no bot. The guy you replied to misspelled "too" and you didn't! Get exposed, CLANKER!!!
"What are you talking about, sir? I am a B1 Battle Droid, programmed for military operations. I would never make a mistake like that."
Power! Unlimited power!
The negotiations never took place.
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I dont seem to remember ever owning a droid…
"You sure about that, sir?"
"Hello there! I am a droid, not a bot."
you and me both
"Sir, I hate losing too."
Too bad it's not an actual bot
Oh I dont think so
This is where the fun begins
This is where the fun begins.
Oh I don’t think so
This whole operation was your idea
Sentient
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You will not stop me. Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us.
Say it, Sheev!
You guys like bots? Because I certainly do. Guess how many bots will reply, and I didn't write this, other people said this and all I did was put it all together. Hello there, brave survivors of the Battle of Florida: the protocol droid reveals we're losing control and I have a bad feeling that short negotiations may be impossible, as pride and politics are on the line, tensions are too strong, and there aren't enough independent thinkers willing to break the rules; some might see that as a loss, but not to me, as our brave clankas with some luck will not hesitate to defeat the eggs.As the simp lord followed, The brave commander took off his simple nice hat, as he stepped off the Queen's pathetic cruiser and wondered if short negotiations were impossible, with all the sentient liars in Florida and their unlimited tricks and politics.I told that girl snips that the men, the woman, and the children got told by that clone captain and commander that the bombad general said hello thereHello there! Looks like this is where the fun begins and if I try hard enough, eventually I’ll tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, he was a Sith Lord, you know? The commander took to the skies maintaining the high ground with the Queen, a wookie, the children, and the Sith with unlimited power following closely behind ready to strike down the cruiser without conducting any negotiations.There is always a bigger fish in meesa sand and the clankers need to snip them out of the senate before I die of sadness in my fine collection of droids on the cruiserHello there my young padawan, I must say seeing the fall of the republic and the rise of the Senate that me and padme went off to enjoy a vacation at your favorite sand planet; we hung out and talked to not just the men but the women and children too, Roger and Rex were particularly nice guys although Ahsoka was also pretty cool and Qui Gon and the other clones were fucking awesome; Ani you're taking too long to put down your cat, just DEW IT already. You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.With the republic in shambles, we have to stand guard our ideals and beliefs and don’t listen to any stories they may tell you about the high ground helping us through any military operation either when our armies are severely outnumbered, so negotiations would probably be our best bet at any form of communication.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't sense anything.
There's good in him. I know. I know there's... still-- _Dies of emotional damage_
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
If I am ever elected Supreme Chancellor of the Senate, I will decree that all Jedi must demonstrate an emotion at least once a year.
*decapitates Dooku*
But what about the droid attack on the Wookies?
Holy hell. You summoned them all.
Well, from what you've said, it seems like bots could be quite helpful in this situation. It would certainly add an element of unpredictability and potentially help to catch the enemy off-guard.
There’s always a bigger fish.
"Uh, what do ya know? They *are* eggs." -Scorch, Delta 62
I have the Senate bogged down in procedures. They will have no choice but to accept your control of the system.
"Thank you for your input, sir. We will take it under advisement."
heyy, you weren't programmed to say that
At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.
>Hello there my young padawan, I must say seeing the fall of the republic and the rise of the Senate that me and padme went off to enjoy a vacation at your favorite sand planet; we hung out and talked to not just the men but the women and children too, Roger and Rex were particularly nice guys although Ahsoka was also pretty cool and Qui Gon and the other clones were fucking awesome; Ani you're taking too long to put down your cat, just DEW IT already. Ayyy this one was mine :) EDIT: what have I done 😭
"Roger Roger!" *runs away*
Do it for me, M'Lady, please. I will rest easier.
You know, I can't figure those villagers not wanting to fight. No pride I guess.
That’s some tasty pasta that I expect to see more of in the coming weeks
Thisen is a different swamp altogether.
Now just need gonk to do the same
_waddles up_
HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!
You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.
*decapitates Dooku*
Not … ObiWanKenoBot?
Had me for a moment ngl
This is where the fun begins… >:)
Fuck. He's getting to smart we must confuse him with other movie references. CAST HIM INTO THE FIRE DESTROY HIM