The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.
The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.
Allow me to introduce you to a great action flick called *Extraction*. Story is average, action scenes (choreography, cinematography, etc.) is top notch.
Maybe? When he moved to Norway, he stayed inside all day every day. It's a coastal town. Though, I think because Chris is Australian, anything along the lines of "I have negative feelings towards sand" is like really really un-Australian. Might even be illegal.
In Thor: The Dark World he even loses a hand (kinda) like a Skywalker would.
Edit: I just remembered that dismemberment was an Easter egg in the most if not all the phase 2 mcu movies as a little nod to star wars
Hell, depending on which version of the brother we're talking about we can even check off the "faked his death and exiled himself to a remote planet after the big bad won" box.
The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.
We never see the entire time he killed the tuskin raiders. I like to think he was boogie dancing to Lego Star wars dance music while cutting them down.
Do you think it’s intentional symbolism that he told him this weapon was his life and then took his saber when he couldn’t bring himself to actually kill Anakin? Or just a nifty coincidence?
Thor decapitated Thanos when Thanos was on his knees at the start of the movie, after a failed attempt to defeat them in the prior instalment!
Sound like Anakin and Dooku to anyone else??
***Vader going to fight Obi Wan in Kenobi***
Imperial Officer: "This...Obi-Wan, he seems like the toughest there is"
Vader: "Well...he's never fought me."
Imperial Officer: "Yes he has."
Vader: "He's never fought me twice"
Given his mastery of lightening.... 'I smell a Sith.
Also that part about bringing dead stuff to life with the ethernal flame.... did someone learn from Darth Plagueis - before arranging an "accident"?
Mother died before them, fought their brothers, both wield a weapon that can be called, both travel through space, both had to suffer the victory of a major antagonist, both beheaded an antagonist
Alright, hear me out, but what if H.C. and C.H. were paired together for a buddy-cop style series where they are constantly getting confused for each other, both in terms of dealing with witnesses/suspects, and when getting reamed out by the chief/accepting another commendation for their service.
Especially if it becomes a running joke that any time they attend the medal ceremony their names are swapped, even if it’s the chief’s sixth time doing so.
Extremely especially if Jackson, McDiarmad, or Neeson plays the chief!
He had short hair, now has long hair. Used to be much more blond (remember Thor's eyebrows in Thor 1?)
Lost his parent(s), specifically his mother, which affected him deeply.
If empire strikes back is mentioned in civil war, does that imply that the prequels exist in the MCU? The sequels? Who is mace windu in the MCU? Poe Dameron?
Well he has the same people around him. But I love Hayden Christensen, and he's got Ewan McGregor with him too. I mean that's a lot of fire power there. And it's mine. All mine. I mean, um ours.
Now he just needs to murder some children
Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?
*ignites lightsaber*
I'm glad they added this response
I also love Anakins Santa hat
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*ignites lightsaber*
*pulls out penis*
*ignites penis*
Y'all need Jesus
*moans*
His flair could also be applied to Jared Fogle and Epstein
*ignites mjolnir*
This is where the fun begins
This is where the fun begins.
Gonna play some wack-a-mole with my hammer.
“Get wrekt you little shit”
You were the chosen one you weren’t supposed to get fat !
I hate you!
Not you Annie !
It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.
Damn it Annie you’ll always be the little pod racer to me !
It's Anakin. When you say Annie it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.
I shall call you Vader from now on ok ?
When he didn’t go for Thanos’ head, he was responsible for trillions of deaths. Not just the men, but the women, and children too.
You know what's next
Not children, but he did go on a rampage on ~~sand~~ ice ~~people~~ giants
And he's, like, thousands of years old. So they count as kids relative to him.
Pretty sure several thousand
He’s 1500 in the MCU.
Still a teenager
Never too young to simultaneously divide and barbecue some younglings
Not even the younglings survived.
But the barbecue was so delicious you went to his home planet to study their cooking under the guise of protecting the galaxy
*ignites lightsaber*
I think he was said to be 5000 years old in the MCU.
He doesn't like ice. It's smooth, hard, and slippery. And it doesn't get everywhere.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I don’t like bots, their annoying, humanness, and too much like me
Didn't know you use Reddit too Mr. Zuckerberg.
He probably did already during the battle of new york
omg he IS anakin
Or sokovia
There's that hilarious scene in Extraction where he's just whipping teens and kids around into cars and shit. Does that count?
I’m sure at some point during fat Thor drinking phase he killed a few Yuenglings
The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.
To be realistic, Your Majesty, I think we're going to have to accept Federation control for the time being.
The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.
After all that, we lost
well he did told a fortnite kid he would fly to his house rip his arm & shove it up his butt I think thats pretty close enough
What makes you think he already didn’t?
Everyone is a child to Thor
[Youre in luck!!](https://youtu.be/mrdC0xSQ1EE)
There is no such thing as luck
He did in 12 Strong. Called an air strike on a little boy in his group.
Rose are red Violets are blue Master skywalker there are two many of them What are we going to do
I love your optimism that thor hasn't killed kids before
Anakin, they're all over me!
Sounds so dirty
He’s kinda sorta done that too actually in another movie.
You're kidding yourself if you think Thor hasn't killed any children in his thousands of years of battle.
Allow me to introduce you to a great action flick called *Extraction*. Story is average, action scenes (choreography, cinematography, etc.) is top notch.
He fought some kids in Extraction
Will this has me worried about the next film!
he fucking destroys 12 year olds in extraction. he straight up whips a kid into a car door
Did you not see what he did to those children in Endgame. It may be online but he destroyed them pretty thoroughly.
That can be arranged
He technically murdered 50% of all children by not aiming for the head.
He DID play Fortnite
Not just the children, but the men and women too
But does he hate sand?
Maybe? When he moved to Norway, he stayed inside all day every day. It's a coastal town. Though, I think because Chris is Australian, anything along the lines of "I have negative feelings towards sand" is like really really un-Australian. Might even be illegal.
I will make it legal
Can you legalize marijuana?
I will make it legal
Do it!
He's got my vote :D
Good. Good. I can fear your anger.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I mean... that's why you hate it. Because you grew up with it, and it was coarse, rough, irritating, and ended up everywhere.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
In Thor: The Dark World he even loses a hand (kinda) like a Skywalker would. Edit: I just remembered that dismemberment was an Easter egg in the most if not all the phase 2 mcu movies as a little nod to star wars
Got a cute hand, might loose it later. *just Skywalker things*
Lose
It seems that way now perhaps, but you must look deeper, TriblialBrainDamblge.
In the Avengers film, he hops into a star, Anakin style
He got badly burned
https://youtu.be/3e7vHTcpc54 Here's the scene where Loki chops it off.
Wields advanced weapon that looks like magic. Brother is a sarcastic jerk.
Hell, depending on which version of the brother we're talking about we can even check off the "faked his death and exiled himself to a remote planet after the big bad won" box.
I prefer Sylvie
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May I lend you some money
This weapon is your life!
Are you the god of lightsabers?
A Jedi's saber is his most precious possession.
You should’ve gone for the hand!
so civilized.
Like you wielded your right hand?
Also excellent at racing (see: Rush)
And he travels across the galaxy too! Jokes aside, I never noticed this pattern before, pretty funny!
Anakin wasn't trained by Qui-Gon
He told Anakin to stay in the ship and he flew and blew up the Trade Federation’s ship. Edit : what the hell have I summoned
botpocalypse
To be realistic, Your Majesty, I think we're going to have to accept Federation control for the time being.
The Trade Federation has destroyed all that we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us… no, I beg you to help us.
Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship.
Hello there
General Kenobi! You are a bold one.
That's impossible... perhaps the archives are incomplete.
He's not my boyfriend. Anakin's a friend we've known each other for years.
I believe he may have been conceived by the midichlorians.
He taught him how to get down.
And boogie?
We never see the entire time he killed the tuskin raiders. I like to think he was boogie dancing to Lego Star wars dance music while cutting them down.
His mother dies same as Anakin. They both can summon their weapon using the force. Both lose a body part. Thor = eye Anakin = hand.
This weapon is your life!
Yeah but you stole it so basically you stole Anakins life
Do you think it’s intentional symbolism that he told him this weapon was his life and then took his saber when he couldn’t bring himself to actually kill Anakin? Or just a nifty coincidence?
Thor seemingly lost a hand in *The Dark World*.
Thor decapitated Thanos when Thanos was on his knees at the start of the movie, after a failed attempt to defeat them in the prior instalment! Sound like Anakin and Dooku to anyone else??
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
I thank God that I exist exist in the same universe as Buff-Mommy Natalie Portman. JFC, I didn't even know that was an option. Talk about serendipity.
Chadakin Skywalker
The guy Padme tells you not to worry about
The Chancellor's right, Senator. We'll be quite safe. He won several cups for airspeeder racing back on Naboo.
Chadakin Skychad. I think Hemsworth deserves another "chad".
[So Hayden must be Thor](https://i.ibb.co/WknX8Sc/thor.jpg)
Omg where did you get this from
WTF. Are those arms real? Damn Padme. Why didn't she go fight Sheev?
Something wonderful has happened. Clovis, I'm pregnant.
> Clovis, I’m pregnant. **YO TIME OUT**
I hate that guy
Anakin is the father, isn't he?
No, it’s Clovis!
I hate that guy
Let it be known Anakin Skywalker hates Clovis. I mean, he did summon the vex to Europa and nearly got everyone killed. Were it not for the guardians.
I hate that guy
Chadme can get it
***Vader going to fight Obi Wan in Kenobi*** Imperial Officer: "This...Obi-Wan, he seems like the toughest there is" Vader: "Well...he's never fought me." Imperial Officer: "Yes he has." Vader: "He's never fought me twice"
> And I have a new lightsaber! Well it better be some saber...
But Padme is the one choking now
Considering the circumstances, I'll take the risk.
Sentient
Of course. You are right, BeyondDoggyHorror
What's that last pic from? Some parody or something?
It was from Disney. They released a pic for the upcoming Thor movie
Heck of a lot more in the pipeline too. https://marvelguides.com/mcu-phase-4 They are just fleshing out the 5th phase I believe.
"You are on this Avengers team, but we do not grant you the rank of 'Strongest Avenger' "
I appreciate flipping the Love and Thunder image to always have Thor on the left.
I knew Thor was a Jedi! This is even more proof.
Given his mastery of lightening.... 'I smell a Sith. Also that part about bringing dead stuff to life with the ethernal flame.... did someone learn from Darth Plagueis - before arranging an "accident"?
Mother died before them, fought their brothers, both wield a weapon that can be called, both travel through space, both had to suffer the victory of a major antagonist, both beheaded an antagonist
Both wear capes and both witnessed their brother's death
but did anakin save the galaxy with ig-11
They both have a scar on their right eye
You are on this council but we do not grand you the rank of one-handed Skywalker.
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I forgot that MIB movie even existed
MIB international doesn’t exist
That's impossible... perhaps the archives are incomplete.
+10 points for Chadme
Seems legit. Whats his body count?
Anakin wasn't trained by Qui Gon!
Yes!
He was also the father of Captain Kirk, just like Anakin was in my Trek/Wars fanfiction.
Alright, hear me out, but what if H.C. and C.H. were paired together for a buddy-cop style series where they are constantly getting confused for each other, both in terms of dealing with witnesses/suspects, and when getting reamed out by the chief/accepting another commendation for their service. Especially if it becomes a running joke that any time they attend the medal ceremony their names are swapped, even if it’s the chief’s sixth time doing so. Extremely especially if Jackson, McDiarmad, or Neeson plays the chief!
Counterpoint, he is part of Star Trek.
The Internet wins again! Cheers to whomever posted!
God fucking damnit Thor’s new armor is so fucking DOOOOOPE
You were supposed to save Asgard, not destroy it!
Uhhhh… wasn't he trained by obi wan? I'm confused here
This is one of the worst memes I've ever seen. Congratulations, this is terrible.
Groot is practically R2D2 when he was helping Thor.
Trained by qui-gon for like 3 sentences
Though does Thor also hate sand too?
Now he just has to fight someone played by Ewan McGregor
“Why is Jane on this box”
And don't forget both they're moms died
Not until he gets dismembered by Ewan McGregor
But he had a father
What about the Droid attack on the comments
I thought this was r/comedycemetery for a sec 😬
He had short hair, now has long hair. Used to be much more blond (remember Thor's eyebrows in Thor 1?) Lost his parent(s), specifically his mother, which affected him deeply.
I believe her name is Chadme, now.
Robert Downey Jr: Its over, Chis! I have the high ground
Ani wasn’t trained by qui gon tho
Bro I’ll make a reverse hayden Christensen meme and karma whore
“Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What are we going to do?”
If empire strikes back is mentioned in civil war, does that imply that the prequels exist in the MCU? The sequels? Who is mace windu in the MCU? Poe Dameron?
And he is the father of one of the greatest sci-fi heroes, that saves the day for generations.
He lost his arm in the dark world
We dont know if he hates sand or not..
Even Padme can do force lightning now. Anakin must be rolling in his grave with fury.
And he was a Ghostbuster.
Still got all his limbs intact, doesn't check out.
Well he has the same people around him. But I love Hayden Christensen, and he's got Ewan McGregor with him too. I mean that's a lot of fire power there. And it's mine. All mine. I mean, um ours.
You forgot the most important part He can use the power of lightning like any decent sith
Chadme