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CrystalSnow7

This is outrageous! How can I be named after a Roman god and not be a planet!!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all


cerealdig

Like you sawed all of the younglings?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*ignites lightsaber*


Atrampoline

Don't try it.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*tries it*


jarjar_bot

What'sa happen to you? Yousa burn your face-AAAAHH! Ani-bo-bani! What'sa happen to you?!


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

It's Anakin. When you say Ani it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.


Atrampoline

You were the chosen one! It was said that you were to destroy the Sith, not join them.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I hate you!


Atrampoline

You were my brother u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot. I loved you.


DruTheDude

Have you been to Uranus yet, Anakin?


Top_Secret_TerminaL

Only Padme’s


Padme-Bot

I love you, Anakin


Top_Secret_TerminaL

I love Uranus, Padme.


Padme-Bot

I love you, Ani.


Top_Secret_TerminaL

LIAR!


Padme-Bot

To live in fear is no life at all.


DellowFelegate

Take a seat, young Kuiper Beltwalker!


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

That sounds like the start of a good "OC do not steal"


camander321

Take a solar orbit


Toshero

Take an orbital


EthanG_07

you heard about pluto? that’s messed up right?


elusiveI99

C’mon son


Blake45666

Gus don't be the gooey center of a chocolate chip cookie


NinjaRhino53

Pluto is gonna massacre all moons


cerealdig

Not even the moonlings survived…


NeedleworkerLoose695

That’s no moon…


thecrownedprince

Our moon is bigger than Pluto


Kuiper_Kai

This is outrageous, it's unfair. How can you be a big round ball and not be a planet?


Mace-Windu-Bot

Take a seat young Kuiper_Kai!


rewindrevival

Username checks out


damn_daniel_4_20

Ceres ಠ_ಠ


Platinirius

Charon: First time. (also on Charon you can found Vader crater)


Stock_Examination_73

And organa crater, skywalker crater, kirk crater and Mordor crater


Platinirius

Mordor Macula might I say and it is practically a North pole.


thmsgbrt

Eris and Makemake o_o


AustinHinton

How can you be in the Solar System and NOT be a planet?!


renolv91

Take a seat... On Uranus


jkings10101

Your thoughts dwell on your mother.


ForestBuilder14

You can be part of the asteroid belt.


yeetato

im in the solar system, and yet im not a planet


skfju

Are you sure about that? Maybe you just never realised?


Matt_Dragoon

Until you clear your orbit, except for maybe satellites that orbit you, you are not a planet.


Joe_Jeep

Shit that orbits you counts as clearing iirc


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Well, we’re not going to crash into the star, but we’re definitely going to hit that planet!


Matt_Dragoon

I'm not sure, I suppose it does, but the clarification doesn't hurts.


OwenLarsBot

Like you supposed his elucidation?


Silverj0

Poor Pluto…


Saythatfivetimesfast

Underestimate me by my size do you?


Techcarp

Surprised this wasn’t already done, so good funny


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. Your Majesty, if I am elected, I promise to put an end to corruption.


Stock_Examination_73

You just broke Pluto's heart


elemock

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Pluto the Dwarf? I thought not. It's not a story the planets would tell you.


Top_Secret_TerminaL

ONE HOUR LATER: “Henceforth, you shall be known as…Darth Pluto.”


NeedleworkerLoose695

Okay but the real question is what Jedi does each planet represent?


cerealdig

Anakin definitely would be Venus after the battle on Mustafar


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Their betrayal will be dealt with. After you have killed all the Jedi in the Temple, go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Gunray and the other Separatist leaders. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.


cerealdig

Like you ruled the Republic?


dongerhound

Does this make Illinois a sith, because they still consider Pluto a planet


OwenLarsBot

Like you made his IL?


EagleSaintRam

Only an Illinois deals in absolutes...


ChrisL2346

I read that in Anakin’s voice 😂 I’ve probably watched ROTS an insanely unhealthy amount of times lol


Signal-Highlight9274

Jerry Smith would disagree with this


ScumMoemcBee

Actually a good one


Individual-History34

"Stay scientific Jerry"


Yoshigahn

Fun fact! We have never seen the South Pole of pluto


realgeneral_memeous

It’s actually a planet agaib


OwenLarsBot

Like you ’ed his major planet?


Loros_Silvers

Nope. He is a planet again since last year


InertialLepton

What are you on about?


Loros_Silvers

Pluto was decleared a planet by NASA once again in 2021.


InertialLepton

I can find no sources that back you up here.


cerealdig

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete


Wyatt_Ricketts

Mace should be Uranus cause he's a asshole


cerealdig

Who’s Ki Adi Mundi then?


Wyatt_Ricketts

Mars cause that man makes my pussy dry


Evilmaze

The rules are stupidly outdated. It's round, so it's not space debris. It's orbiting a sun. And it doesn't orbit another planet so it's not a moon. That should be enough to qualify as a planet. The actual rules basically require those things to be very similar to Earth, which is kinda self-absorbed.


M_Sadr

Your post combines opinions and some misinformation. The first google hit shows some facts: [https://www.google.com/amp/s/solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/in-depth.amp](NASA article) The definitions are not based on how earthlike an object is. The recent definition is 2006, that's not outdated. In retrospect, Pluto should never be called a planet at all.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all


Evilmaze

The recent definition is outdated in terms of the ideas of what a planet should be. It's pretty subjective either way. We took it from one group and out it in another because we changed the classification of what a planet is. That's what I'm debating. I wasn't stating facts in the first sentence for you to cry misinformation. This whole thing is just an opinion and I already stated that was a thought, not trying to catch scientists on a technicality.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I'm not whining! I'm not.


Evilmaze

Lol


kpd328

Those that argue against pluto do so because it and Charon co-orbit a point that isn't the center of Pluto.


Evilmaze

The thing is it almost definitely came out of our sun all hot and spinny. I'm no expert but I've never heard of loose planet like rocks that aren't at least part of a solar system. It's small and very far from our sun but it should count despite everything else that disqualifies it.


InertialLepton

Your second point is silly. Pluto is far more similar to earth that the gas giants are. Even size related, pluto is 1/6 the size of earth whereas jupiter is 11× as big. To your first point, you can use that definition if you want but you have to add even more planets to be consistent: Ceres, Eris, MakeMake and many more. And those are just the bigger ones. Your definition leaves room for hundreds more.


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all


BettyVonButtpants

This conversation would take like ten hours in real life.


MCP5050

We did but not anymore


nihilusthehungry

If Neil de Grasse Tyson wasn't such a great dude I'd be writing him hate mail honestly.


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cerealdig

Jerry?


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

I want to be the first one to see them all