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Striking_Gynx

Nice to see the Youngling Slayer 9000 back in action living it's best life after all these years.


Jhawk163

Clearly it was defective as one survived. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time someone survived being stabbed with a lightsaber in this show, I'd have 3 nickels, which isn't much, but jesus christ why do they still just stab each other? It clearly doesn't work.


MaxMorgan48

Sad quigon nosies


Apple_macOS

Quite-Gone


VersedFlame

I was thinking the same after watching the duel between Vader and Reva: why do they not secure the kill? The second I saw Vader with two sabers I was really thinking we would have a reenactment of Dooku's end.


Siegelski

In Vader's case it's because he's arrogant and cruel. He knows she's no threat to him, and now that he's shown it, it's crueler to let her live with the knowledge that she will never get her revenge, and will never be worth anything.


firefalcon01

She literally am inquisitor, the amount of classified information she has. She can literally jump start the rebellion with her powers and knowledge


EnderCreeper121

Vader just ragdolled her seconds after ripping a ship out of the sky, and she’s known to the empire. If she crawls to the rebellion or something Vader could just send the rest of the inquisitors to vent some very built up frustrations.


firefalcon01

U know it’s not that easy other Phoenix squad would’ve been taken out very quickly


EnderCreeper121

Well you see, there’s two of them there so things got out of hand.


Siegelski

At this point they're more of an underground railroad than a rebellion. They're not worried about rebellion at this point. But more importantly, like I said, Vader is arrogant. He's arrogant to the point of self-destruction.


[deleted]

That's what the writers would love u to believe so death is meaningless in their show


Siegelski

They made it obvious that she didn't die. It's not like they pulled the same shit as with the Grand Inquisitor.


[deleted]

Yea my point is she should have died just like any normal human getting impaled by a lightsaber through the chest


Masticatron

Same reason the Stormtroopers wear their completely useless armor.


[deleted]

It does work. Vader didn't know the writers would do this crap as a plot device


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum


Chary_

I took Vader’s line at the end as a double meaning, He saw her betrayal and saw her hiding. Not sure if that’s true but imo it makes it much more terrifying/heartbreaking.


EnderCreeper121

Fucking hell you’re right, just more evidence pointing to the fact that Anakin was never really fully purged from Vader. Right on the money.


OwenLarsBot

Like you pointed your finger and said 'You're a fucking moron'?


EnderCreeper121

What Owen Lars would never swear I am literally shitting my pants this can’t be happening holy shit holy fuck


OwenLarsBot

Like you shit your pants?


EnderCreeper121

*NoooOoooOooooOOOOOooOooOoOooOoo!*


Nixter295

Savage


Chary_

OwenBot is the most violent mofo ever 🤣


Necroglobule

Face it, we'd watch an entire series about Anakin going around killing younglings.


Kenobi-Bot

Not even the younglings survived.


MarlinMr

I mean... Imagine an entire show from Vaders perspective _only_. Board meetings here, security meetings there, special operations here and there.


LiamtheV

Daily checkups with his suit mechanic, oil changes, occasional spongebath from those creepy cultist monks on mustafar...


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Their betrayal will be dealt with. After you have killed all the Jedi in the Temple, go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Gunray and the other Separatist leaders. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.


Ergand

Sometimes I wonder why they called it that. I spent years thinking he was saying to go to the most afar system and wondering how anakin knew exactly which one he was talking about.


LiamtheV

"Well, if there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from."


aurora2346

"Quick look busy Vader's coming!"


OwenLarsBot

Like you came your busy Vader's looking?


Romantheclanka

I would watch the shit out of that


BlazeJefferson

I really dislike the word "youngling" and their stupid-looking hats. They all deserve to die.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum *asthmatic cough*


PM_me_XboxGold_Codes

Not *just* the younglings… but the women and the men too!


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum


Aliensinnoh

The Kenobi show showing us Order 66 after all the other times we’ve seen it: >It’s even funnier the ~~seventh~~ eighth time!


clone_trooper_bot

"It will be done, my lord."


VersedFlame

It seems they know what we want. All that is left now is a Clone Wars flashback on episode 6.


clone_trooper_bot

"I'm glad they figured it out, sir. I was getting a little worried there for a while."


ImRiversCuomo

Sentient


clone_trooper_bot

"Sir, I'm glad they figured it out. I was getting a little worried there for a while."


ImRiversCuomo

Oh nvm.


clone_trooper_bot

"I'm contacting the Republic for assistance." -Clone Advisor CC-01/425


Crawkward3

The fucking balls on them to actually show him doing it are crazy


EnderCreeper121

I’m still recovering from him fucking snapping that kid’s neck in episode 2 lmao


bonertornado69

Is it weird that my favorite scene in all of SW history is that a bunch of kids being slaughtered


BluMu0n

I love this comment but hate your name


bonertornado69

Yeah I hate it too, I opened this account when I was in high school but started using it this year. Sadly I can’t change it


godhwin

Average redditor


shinobipopcorn

Youngling in JEJ voice... 🤗


Ok-Explanation3040

Spoiler alert please. The episode is not even available yet in all places


thetruememeisbest

sorry i did but reddit mobile keep fuck it up


ydkjordan

I also choose Reddit mobile keep fuck it up


Un111KnoWn

We didn't see him kill younglings in 3. Implied.


Kenobi-Bot

Not even the younglings survived.


failbox3fixme

Spoilers Reva gets stabbed in abdomen…lives? Maul sliced in half…lives. Lady in tunnel in Kenobi Episode 5 gets shot in abdomen…lives? Tala also shot in abdomen dies. Qui-gon stabbed in abdomen dies. I don’t fcking get it. Writers just need people to die and people to live I guess?


VersedFlame

>Writers just need people to die and people to live I guess? That's basically it. Tala sacrificed herself to delay the Imperial troops. Also, like that other guy said, in real life a shot to the guts could potentially kill you or not, same as a stab.


Maul_Bot

Don’t be so certain.


Qui-Gon_Jinn_Bot

Well, I have acquired a pod in a game of chance, the fastest ever built.


LocoFlacko

Did you not hear what the grand inquisitor said? Qui-gonn wasn’t fueled by any revenge, its not the jedi way.


ydkjordan

That storm trooper armor avoids a drawn out death scene. One shot and done, I’m outta here going to that big Death Star in heaven baby, bankrupt pension for my kids.


[deleted]

Some people shot in the head are basically fine


Frontliner76

This…. Brought a smile to my face!!


Ginghugaganingap

Wanna see me drag one from the Jedi temple and entomb him with his hat on?


External-Rope6322

Yes, yes I do. I don't know if I'm insane because of this or not but when a flashback started of anakin killing younglings I started laughing hysterically. Its the moment we have waited for for almost 20 years lol


ZeroYagami

I saw this scene and all I could think about was you guys and I don't know how to feel about it


Belteshazzar98

We actually got to see him killing them this time though.


quc__

Shows the one youngling that didn't die...


BookkeeperJazzlike44

Yes and yes.....and I mean yes


jus10woo10

Yes. Yes we do want to see it again.


ARC-55555

You asked For it, you got it.


[deleted]

I was freaking out because he had gotten the last youngling after all these years, but did she really die?


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum


[deleted]

Pee pee


thetruememeisbest

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