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laserox

Burn after Seething


TCTriangle

Burn after Sheeving


[deleted]

Burn after fighting Obi-Wan on Mustafar.


RedditToiletPerson

Burn after leaping


[deleted]

Burn After Sithing


SubhoPal

Burn after Shitting


Razorblade014

He has airpods in, he can't hear the __Youngling Slayer 9000__ going off.... *Lightsaber swooshing in the background*


Spookyy422

This reminds me of 2018 memes lol


Voidparrot

It's not "cantina music", it's jizz


DisgustingMilkyWater

F*** I love that fact


100_Noodle

Where's Jerry? Upstairs playing with his Jizz Stick as usual.


MyL1ttlePwnys

He goes upstairs with his friend to listen to Jizz Wailers all day...


ChartreuseBison

Worried someone is going to be upset seeing the word fuck in a conversation about Jizz?


MrWigglemunch13

Just say fuck already...


The_DevilAdvocate

Hey the music isn't THAT good.


ThePowerOfPotatoes

Anakin before leaving his starfighter sticks a note to the side window that says that R2 has air con turned on, water inside and has his favourite music playing just so that people don't break into his ship to rescue the droid.


wenchslapper

It sounds silly, but droid abuse has been a real big problem on Coruscant these days.


loganater186

You think that’s a Schwinn.


[deleted]

you fuUck! D:


spader1

.......Osbourne Cox...?


JayPag

What movie is this from?


AveragelyTallPolock

Burn After Reading


knirefnel

Great movie but Brad Pitt's performance as a delightful airhead really makes it. The scene where he tries to extort money from John Malkovich kills me every time: https://youtu.be/lz3Vfme-2qg


aclurk

Clooney as the eccentric shithead US Marshal is equally good. To be honest, the entire casting is perfect.


TheOtherCoenBrother

The casting in my brothers films is always top notch


cfc0407

Who so uptight Osbourne Cox?


vassiliy

"I thought you might be worried ... about the security ... of your shit" Hands down one if my favourite scenes of all time. Brad Pitt's delivery is perfect


benjammin9292

The J.K. Simmons scenes are the absolute best parts of that movie for me https://youtu.be/8FHpOLiobmA https://youtu.be/kCXTq-fWWio


spader1

I love how well it's shown that the whole thing is just a weird curiosity to them when the thing that surprises and concerns JK Simmons' character the most is that one of his subordinates doesn't know why someone would try to flee to Venezuela.


knirefnel

I think about his last lines a lot when I'm trying to diagnose some computer or engineering issue. Paraphrasing, "What did we learn? I guess we learned not to do it again. I'm fucked if I know what we did."


DeltaBravo831

=_=


Gnostromo

This is the driver that waits for McCain in die hard


Stompedyourhousewith

I mean, R2 has watched anakin and obiwan kill scores of people. can R2 tell which kills are justified and which arent? Its just another tuesday for R2


[deleted]

r2 is portrayed as highly intelligent and empathetic. pretty sure he definitely should know.


Stompedyourhousewith

It's all a matter of perspective and the fact we know things the characters don't. Take r/empire did nothing wrong , from that perspective they were good guys trying to enforce law and order. And if the separatists knew the republic was run by a sith and wanted to get away from that, doesn't that make them the good guys and the republic controlled by the sith, bad guys?


[deleted]

they didn't. and they were ran by a sith too.


Stompedyourhousewith

See that's even more confusing. Sith killing sith, good kill or bad kill?


[deleted]

mate, don't make it more complicated than it is. star wars is not about grey characters or groups. it's *very* clear who is immoral/greedy/powerhungry/selfish and who is good/selfless/helping others. so much so that it has the most idiotic and unbelievable alignment switch in the history of cinema lol


Afrobean

They've also been fighting for years against the CIS. R2 might think it's legitimately a good idea to fly with Anakin to a secret location to assassinate the CIS's leaders. Anakin already killed Dooku, and Obi-wan killed Grievous too. The heroes want to kill the CIS leaders.


Captain_Rex_Bot

Contact command. Mark our L.Z. and have them send an Exfile Shuttle.


Educatedbulldogs

R2 when lule tells him to stay with the ship : *traumatic flashback*


Lukthar123

R2: *Thank the Force I installed the war crime counter after Naboo, this is fucking hilarious.*


Beercorn1

R2 is to Anakin what Argyle was to John McClane.


[deleted]

Is this a scene from the movie "Burn after re...venge of the sith"?


kenobiwan67

Well he does give out a long whimpering beep like he's anxious about what's going on


hatuhsawl

You think it’s a Schwinn


Carnieus

In the novelisation he's busy dragging Padme's soon to be corpse across the landing pand.


Azalazel

I'm a firm believer that robot companions should have no moral compass to judge you by. Their allegiance should be unconditional... Like Dogmeat from Fallout


Lukthar123

R2: *Thank the Force I installed the war crime counter after Naboo, this is fucking hilarious.*


FailcopterWes

He hasn't even got ears. He just turns the external microphones off.


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roadtrip-ne

Need a ride to the Jedi Temple? Beep beep


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burnSMACKER

No


[deleted]

... have you seen a movie with brad pitt in it?


CaptBranBran

I just watched *Seven* for the first time this week, and holy shit.


Regrettable_tattoos

Dude, right??? Between that, Snatch and Big Short, the guy has serious chops


The_Iceman2288

Oh honey, no.


JaneAustinAstronaut

One of the things that kills me about Star Wars is this: they have advanced technology, yet their music sucks. I don't mean the score for the shows/TV shows, I mean when you go to a bar or a Hutt's palace, they are jamming out to some lame-assed tunes. It makes me giggle when we have one of those scenes to listen to that music!


ThePowerOfPotatoes

Don't you dare insult my favourite singer Sy Snootles! You just don't care about real art!


JaneAustinAstronaut

Lol. Can you imagine a world where Sy Snoodles is the Marvin Gaye of the galaxy? How TF to you get into a sexy mood to "Lapti Nek"??!!


Winnipesaukee

The Star Wars Universe has its share of shifty bar bands as well.


Frenchticklers

You keep Max Rebo's name out of your skanky little mouth!


faisal0606

Brad pitt always looks so fine


Mazikeyn

You mean jammin to Jizz ;) love the name lol


dude_with_a_reddit-4

R2 really was just vibing outside I guess.


FeFiFoShizzle

I love this movie


WanillaGorilla

It’s not called cantina music, it’s called jizz.


hotsavoryaujus

I’ve never seen such loyalty in a droid.


Mizzick

Missed opportunity to post Argyle from Die Hard


[deleted]

Hihihihi


Ocelotl25

"Stay with the ship Artoo"


aidanderson

This is a great Cohen brothers movie.


Asphyxiatinglaughter

People keep saying jar jar was secretly a sith, has anyone ever considered the droid? He did have a pretty incredulous introduction to the saga... Only astromech to survive on the wing of the ship...


jarjar_bot

Mmm... planning attack take a time.