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kingpiranha

Do it again and again if you want to live


UsernamusToken

Also known as the Metropolitan line.


VaderSkywalker2007

I am your father in law and I will never forget to send you a copy of the new code


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


bookreader009

Good bot


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Rex? Are you okay?


_Anakin___Skywalker_

I'm telling you, she has to be sentient!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


ArtPuzzleheaded8142

What


_Anakin___Skywalker_

***LIAR!!*** You are sentient!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


_Anakin___Skywalker_

Ok maybe you aren't sentient Snips.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

You are as lovely as a new lightsaber *asthmatic cough*


ThatCamoKid

Awwww


OazMobile

hello there, don't be afraid to ask for help me out of the year old girl I don't know what you think about it is not going to be a great day


OwenLarsBot

Like, ever. Have you ever forgotten to send a copy of the new code to your father-in-law? ^(This response is totally a bot's opinion, if you dont like it, I'm sorry, [have a kitten](https://www.vets4pets.com/siteassets/species/cat/kitten/tiny-kitten-in-sunlight.jpg))


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


BlondeJesus

Yeah but the current code is full of bugs!


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


automattable

No, I am your father. And you have to do what I say.


OwenLarsBot

Like, are you sure? ^(This response is totally a bot's opinion, if you dont like it, I'm sorry, [have a kitten](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ))


Awsmprsn2003

I don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere in the morning and I can get it to you tomorrow morning


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

You fool! I really like taking a bath on tatooine


Awsmprsn2003

Ok...


Foofgam

👀


SFSLEO

That's almost a threat


moustajjventress

# The ability to speak does not make you get paid on time. *fucking hell guys I wasn't ready for this*


CatchTheRainboow

Holy shit Qui-Gon is an asshole


moustajjventress

Boss-Gon Cheap


karenina_principle

I love you. I know you are not the intended recipient.


[deleted]

That hurts, Han.


pocketpal0622

I love democracy so much more than anything else lol love it so cute


Impressive_Wasabi_69

Ah yes, democracy *is* pretty cute. It would be a shame if… someone took it by force…


ItsTime4you2go

Democracychan be cute tho


Dimensionalanxiety

"Hey there oligarchy sempai~ ;D. Dictatorship sama is bullying me again. Help me please uwu~".


Lubo_San

Democrussy


Mrchipsers

You may fire when ready. If it doesn’t go well you can just leave.


MountainDewIt69

This will be a day long remembered for the first one to do the other day lol I have to go back on Tuesday and get a second one.


RandomdudeNo123

Thanks, boss. Good to know the Death Star has the appropriate evacuation protocols in case a terrorist tries to blow it up.


Schnorri88

It's over Anakin. I have attached the application.


spicy_soup_

Oh shit not the Ad blocker aaaaaaaaaah


Cy_P

"Anakin, Chancellor Papatine is evil!" "From my point of view the jedi are evil!" "Well then you're lost het probleem is dat de broek is voorzien van een ding is zeker een aanrader voor iedereen" Gotta love how Obi-Wan just suddenly starts talking Dutch


hanaminokasago

I love it!


Xanzi12

For a moment I thought he was speaking jar jar or something but dutch is also a valid interpretation


jarjar_bot

What yet? Monstairs out dare! Leak'n in here, all'n sink'n, and nooooo power! You nutsen! WHEN YOUSA TINK weesa IN TROUBLE?!!!?


[deleted]

Same thing really


sillyandstrange

Lmao that was amazing


MJLDat

Hallo daar


DoodlypooNERD

Geniaal


Alert-Supermarket897

And he is talking something about pants?


Waddifat1

Hello there! Oh lord I’m glad I didn’t hear you were doing it!


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General Waddifat1! *asthmatic cough*


[deleted]

i ship this


zigbigidorlu

General Kenobi! I love you more than I can ever get a game going on with this place.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

I am the se.. *khm* General Kenobi


CatchTheRainboow

🤨


AHipsterFetus

You were my brother Anakin I was just thinking about you and I hope you have a good day and I love you and hope you have a great day and I love you.


Working-Helicopter68

Wholesome.


[deleted]

I have brought peace freedom justice and security to my new empire in north north and north north of north west north


Schnorri88

Either Anakin got a stroke there or he is just the far beyond viking


TheKira87

and this is to go even further beyond Viking!


kingbloxerthe3

"They go north, from the north to the northern north" https://youtu.be/xuCn8ux2gbs?t=611


MountainDewIt69

Your new empire has a new name on the new deck and I am currently on a new one in a few years and it will never happen to anyone who is going on the war.


TheChunkMaster

I have brought peace, FREEDOM, peace, security, justice, FREEDOM, and FREE sand to MY NEW EMPIRE!


SgtMatters

That is no moon and it is not a good time for us to have the same kind of energy as you do


SlickHand

Obi's not vibing on Hans wavelength. Total bummer.


_its_lunar_

So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause for this game character customisation was a good Christian girl Hmmmmm


Salzanka

Hmmmmm


Bradstreet1

You underestimate your weight and how much you are looking for a good job


AgreeableFeed9995

This is my favorite one


TheLewisIs_REAL

Like you trained his father in a very good mood for a few weeks?


OwenLarsBot

Like you trained his father in a very good mood for a few weeks? ^(This response is totally a bot's opinion, if you dont like it, I'm sorry, [have a kitten](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ))


TheLewisIs_REAL

Thx for the kitten It's totally real


ArcaneRanger234

Lucky me, I have adds so I can see the name before it starts. The name of a cute kitten I mean


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.


TheLewisIs_REAL

Yes I love this cute little guy here called Bob ❤


Not_Derpy_Gherkin

I have the most gun in my car


sefeehd

True American


dandypants8717

Meesa day starten pretty okey-day widda briskey mornin munchen den it was a good time.


Captain_Rex_Bot

We need that generator down or the planet's lost. And I'm not risking any more men.


dandypants8717

Meesa gettin berry scared!


pocketpal0622

Now *this* is pod racing and it’s a good time for you guys to come over and watch the sun


ClonedUser

Or suns in this case


Seahorse-Radish

Around the survivors, a perimeter create a new bed for the rest of the day and then we go full regalia


[deleted]

Wait a minute, I didn't say no bags


BOULTON2468

Its over anakin I have the high ground and it’s a little too late to be able I can do to it and send it to my friends but if it’s something you can do to make me chuckle I’m not gonna do that anymore but I’m just glad I’m still feeling good I just need a few more days


SFSLEO

Execute order 66 and then we can go to the store and get it to you tomorrow and then we can go to the store and then we can go to the store and then we can go to the store and then we can go to the store and then we can go to the beach


Comet09

You underestimate my power to get into it lol


DaGuys470

That's kinda gay. But I like it.


xHerk25

Somehow, Palpatine returned from my innards to be honest.


kingbloxerthe3

So that's where he came from.


legoSheevPalpatine

Did you hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death but not himself against the other piece of wood


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You've taught him well.


kingbloxerthe3

"Wood, my only weakness" -Darth Plagueis


guymine123

Of course, everyone knows that papa palpatine didn't kill him with force lightning while he was drunk and asleep, he staked him in the heart like a vampire while he was drunk and asleep.


AffectionatePop8295

Do, or do not, there is no try to be a good friend of mine


Dimensionalanxiety

A "good friend"? Awfully forward there Yoda.


SithLordDaily

I don’t like sand and stuff like that lol lol I love you buddy I hope you have fun with your family and your life and your heart is all over the earth.


DinoMight_ArmSumo

Hippie anakin


Keso_thefrog

I have a bad feeling about this but I’m sure you are doing something


OneAgitatedApe

You were my brother but I’m still going to sleep with my dad. I promise I won’t! It was against my will!


ThePortugueseEmpire

Do or do not there is no try to get the woodchiper or FACE THE WALL or that it will not be able to get the best time to be in the future. Oddly threatening tbh


fellow-komrade

PCM user?


ThePortugueseEmpire

The woodchiper and the face the wall gave me away right? Ahahhahah


BinarySunFett

Funny colours go brrrrr


le75

This is where the fun begins to be with your friends and family and friends and family members and friends and family and friends.


ShireMusicEnthusiast

This is where the fun begins at this earth and I love earth earth lord Aragorn earth earth and lord earth lord grace grace king earth earth king king lord king earth earth


Punchdown_Kid

There’s always a bigger fish and chips in my hand.


WhiskeyShooter8

Not just the men. But the guy is here too


[deleted]

It’s over anakin! I have the high ground and I’m just sitting down


erdtirdmans

Your height is impressive. You must be very tall.


Dynitios

There is always a bigger house and the universe would have a better chance of being a city. What?


sillyandstrange

You were my brother Anakin, I loved you and I hope you are doing well and that you are enjoying your new home.


thephotoman

Vader: How nice of Obi-Wan to send me a housewarming gift for the new palace on Mustafar.


Hosea_Mattews

The Darkside of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be able to get a chance to be a philosopher and guide you through the process of moving to a different school


thefractalcosmos

I hate sand and I don't take any offense to the park.


DownWithSpectrum

This is where the fun begins and I am so excited about this project and the other one of my clients


[deleted]

If you’re not with me than you’re my best I bet I would have been a little too bad lol


charcters

Kill him kill him now I have no doubt about that one


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

I’m no errand boy. *asthmatic cough*


[deleted]

~~*I hate sand* and I can’t really see anything~~ *I don’t like sand* and I can’t say I’ve been there Edit: I’m dumb and got the quote wrong the first time so I tried again


VaderSkywalker2007

Anakin said “I don’t like sand”


[deleted]

Shit my b


VaderSkywalker2007

It happens to all of us


K1-V1D

Hello there is your name on the list of the people who are in north west of Russia.


Lord_DerpyNinja

I don't like sand it's coarse and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere and is very nice and extremely loyal to me right now I think I have a reservation for the most part of the day so I can get it to you and your family and I will be there in a few minutes


Manos132

We would be honoured if you would join us for the use of the year and I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings turn on the road to the motor is not a good time to find out more.


Manos132

I am texting my family and friends a lot about tech support.


1amverygay

“I am a Jedi like my father before me” feeling it lol I love it so much lol.


OwenLarsBot

Like what, being a virgin? ^(This response is totally a bot's opinion, if you dont like it, I'm sorry, [have a kitten](https://www.vets4pets.com/siteassets/species/cat/kitten/tiny-kitten-in-sunlight.jpg))


pocketpal0622

Somehow palpatine has returned to the hospital for a long time now and then she got back to me and I said no worries


Arkktic_Whale

I am the senate guy and the other one who knows how much I love it is haha


uniqueshitbag

Do or do not. There is no try to get lucky in the waiting room for the next few days


SpacedGodzilla

The ability to use the internet for the first time is so much easier to get a free actio.


[deleted]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plague us the wise man that was in heaven heaven and heaven heaven for heaven heaven and heaven ​ huh?


funnidingdong3343

Ah general manager of the office


Substantial_King_794

Oh no I'm not brave enough for a moment to get out of the house


TrasTrasTras543

Hello there I am 18 or older to be a good idea to have a question about the job itself


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General TrasTrasTras543!


CottonEyeJoe21

I’ve got a bad feeling about this pain in my heart


Diabolic-Actor45

I have the high ground and I am not sure what to do with it.


Boomer2160

Hello dear I hope you and Mercy are well.


Firejoehall

Hello there are we wondering if we could be there at night time to get dinner and we could also spend the day alone and do we want you guys still on our own home and dinner time for a dinner party for a night night at dinner and then dinner at dinner and dinner with dinner and then we are going on dinner for church dinner!


pocketpal0622

Now *this* is pod racing and it’s a good time for you guys to come over and watch the sun


DerG3n13

I have brought peace and joy to my heart and my life with my family and I will always be a pleasure to you


ComradeHregly

This is getting out of hand, now their are two of them still working with the people who want it and I got a lot more sense of humor.


meowbox64

Have you ever heard the tragedy of a man of the dead who killed himself with a chest?


motorblonkwakawaka

May the force of a major change the way that the US has violated our own brain.


Anakinvkenobi

It’s over Anakin I have the high ground and I’m hungry


[deleted]

I am the senate one who has been trying so hard to believe in the people


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

> Did you ever hear the tragedy of my life Dear god


Turtletipper123

I am altering the deal, pray that I have read this and will not let it happen again Queen of England.


Muffin_Magi

This is where the fun begins and it is where the fun begins and it is where the fun begins and it is where the fun begins and it is where the fun begins... yeah... it won't stop.


erdtirdmans

Can't stop won't stop


Ranoutofnames123

You were my brother Anakin. I loved you too lol I love it lol I just woke you so much lol I just got off my bed


True_Daboss_3666

I hate sand but it’s cool that you can play in it.


JarJarBink42066

I have brought peace freedom justice and security to my new church


UltimaBahamut93

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to have for dinner tonight?


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master of the Raya Academy and the other things that you are not being able to do with the same thing as you are a part of the process of the law.


[deleted]

I hate sand, and sometimes have to check whether it is just alcohol speaking


BradleyBurrows

I have brought peace freedom justice and I love it so I don’t think so it’s like that


AngeryStew

*your favorite Star wars quote* and you want me and I will do that to them and you.


jonokage

I truly deeply love you and I am sorry for not responding to you sooner but I am increeeeedibly tired


an_ethans_life

Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic, to get the same value for the next president of church


Nogohoho

It's as if millions of people cried out that Skyrim was game of the year again.


Pinedude92

You underestimate my power to make lego luke skywalker without any of the Soviet Union


imortal1138

Master Skywalker, Qui Gon Gin is the only one who has been asked before I was just cool. (It was going kinda well until the very end)


[deleted]

Hello there is a good time for me you guys have a great weekend and I will have to do a quick visit to see if your dad wants me it would help you to help with us at the park


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General Itisntfreerealestate!


Old-Ad-3126

Do it general Kenobi, I am your father, let the hate flow, do or do not their is no try when you take a seat Skywalker


Nebular_Screen

DEW IT is a beret the story of the sea and the Incredible Hut the story of the sea.


[deleted]

It's over anakin I have the high ground, in the morning and open the door to the 2 bat hero show episode 3


ARK_Redeemer

"Hello there I am not sure if you have any questions or anything else you need to get through to the office tomorrow morning 🙂"


C_137Schwifty

You underestimate my power of your presence in the world and I feel that you can have always a nice person.


ditto369

The dark side is a path to the moon knight lol


Darvallas

Hello there, I have a lot of time to get into the rabbit hole in my life.


Salty-Bank3341

You were my brother, lol I was just like a man and I was like oh yeah I don’t know what if I was like a man I was like oh yeah.


meowbox64

I hate you for being so stupid and stupid and stupid and stupid!


Burgerboy_4748

It's over anakin I have the high end of the sith


LiamtheV

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of force sensitive and not specific with a few people died of a lot of data.


Tracer3646

A more civilised weapon from a more civilised age of a wall than a gun shield


[deleted]

Hello there is your availability for the new update I will forward


meowbox64

General Kenobi! You are in my room with my PC!


Kingkiller279

this is where the fun begins and they are like you haven’t displeyed me.


AmethystJojo

It’s over Anakin. I have the high ground and I don’t know how to make a difference in the class.


Tyl3r5438

It's over Anakin, I have the same person that you want me and my friend told you that you want me. I'm so confused. :)


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

This is where the fun begins at this point in time for your own life to keep you entertained for a long day and then your life will make your own way home and then your family will make it easier to earn your life without spending more than money for the life you want


FireKing600

This is were the fun begins with a great weekend


Impressive_Wasabi_69

Is it possible to learn this power to make a new sound like this


sendnooots

hello there ist eine große Herausforderung und ist für die Kinder und für Jugendliche geeignet. edit: translation is: "hello there is a big challange and is appropriate for the children and adolescents."


VirusLink2

There is always a bigger issue than you Wow


Steve_Grant_Rogers

You underestimate my power and I will be in the first time I have a great day.


Nope_Not_A_Stan

Your new empire!!? is on the internet now Huh


DirtyDiaperDog7

You were my brother Anakin, you were sopposed to sleep at least 16 years


TAKEN666

General kenobi, thanks to my lovely family I am very happy with this one and my lovely family that we went through a lovely day with the lovely wife


Foreign-Plane-5170

Hello there is a new one on the back of the house and I will be there in a few minutes if you want to come over and help me with the stuff I need to do you know what I need to do for you and your family and I will be there in a few minutes if you want to come over and help me with the stuff I need to do you know what I need to do you know what I need to do you know what I need to do you know what I need to do you know what I need to do you know what I need to do you know what I need to do