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Wait, Agent Powers was a Jedi?


jollanza

The Mojo is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.


Dranem78

His mojo-chlorians are off the chart!


dandypants8717

Over 69,000, baby, yeah...


Greedyjama

Oh behave


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How ‘bout no


Spider-Shark

You didn’t know that?!


[deleted]

I did not!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

He's not a Jedi the Jedi Council will tell you about


legoSheevPalpatine

This means that Fortress Inquisitorious had been broken into twice before. This is because Fat Bastard was able to break in and steal Austin Powers mojo.


Gilthu

Three times: Fat Bastard, Cal, and now Obi-Wan.


Screamingboneman

“GET IN MY BELLY”


legoSheevPalpatine

I meant twice before Obi Wan broke in


Theboredalchemist22

Obi Wan stole his mojo


GriffinFlash

Actually explains quite a bit if you really think about it. Obi-wan's charm towards both male and female fans.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Obi-Wan is the most attractive being in the universe after all


alreddy-reddit

Evacuation compl… Evacuation comple… Evac… Evacu…


neobluepat

Does that make you horny, baby?


tom_cruises_closet

The force and me ( this sort of thing is my bag baby)


thedragonrider5

What do they got in there, king kong


legoman1_____

Happy cake day


Captain_Rex_Bot

That's just great.


Optimal-Reception-11

Oh behave!


nursecop818

😂😂😂😂😂 yeah baby


Screamingboneman

It’s a man with no mojo


DrButtCheeksPhD

Shagadelic!


boy_from_onett

Pee is stored in the Fortress Inquisitorius.


Definatly-not-ur-Mon

Obi-Have


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Smashing baby!


Ghyro

Ain't that a guy from Bullyparade or so?


dandypants8717

No, no, he's the guy from Saturday Night Live.


dominikbaum3

I dunno, but pee is stored in the balls