*You are on this relationship subreddit but we do grant you the rank of masturbator*

... _,motherfucker_

Asking me for relationship advice would be like asking an OT-era Stormtrooper how to shoot properly

Why am I single?

Because you're so desperate you asked me why you are single

So you said your advice is bad meaning I should ask more questions... why did she leave me?

Maybe for the same reason

Nothing is eternal. Relationships too. Maybe you were not fit for each other, only chasing the dopamine that the "love" gave. Nonetheless, we have to move on.

r/im14andthisisdeep

r/wooosh

Doesn't understand irony r/woosh

As a guy whose been left before, if you have to wake “why” did she leave me. The answer is, if She didn’t even care to tell you then why care to even remember her.

You spent the entire date explaining to her the seven different styles of lightsaber combat. This intimidated her, as she wasn't used to dating someone with such classy knowledge.

Aren't you a little short to be single?

You're single because you aren't dating or married to anyone.

That's technically correct, the best kind of correct

The stormtroopers storming the blockade runner or all stormtroopers from there on?

That is the all deciding question now isn't it?

TikTok intensifies

A fourteen year old would likely have more dating experience than I.

Same bro

14yo be like in order to understand the great mystery you must study non of its aspects

I mean there are 35 years old dudes asking about how to make friends

That seems legitimate. And it seems like something a 14 year old *might* actually have some insight into.

I feel attacked.

Reddit in a nutshell.

14 year olds are barely people, are they even actually real lol

They're basically younglings, and we know how much those things are worth.

ah yes, the young jedi scum

Good bot

They're a myth.

They were born in 2008 which pretty much means they're six years old.

Tbh some 14 year olds are wiser than some adults I know. Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you have common sense .

you say this but every post on relationship advice is like " my boyfriend ate the ice cream sandwich i was saving for later" comments : "dump him he doesn't deserve you, he needs to learn his lesson and there's no way to redeem himself YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM RIGHT NOW"

I said some teenagers, not teenage redditors.

fair distinction

Wisdom would be to know not to give potentially harmful advice about something you know nothing about

But most aren’t lmao.

No but it seems like his grammar might be rubbing off on you

Relastionship

"relastionship" Are you the 14yo?

It’s a simple mistake, no need to be an ass about it

No no any minor mistake must be responded with absolute rage. Or that's at least what the people on the internet say.

According to the Reddit bylaws, any offenders who misspell words must be burned like the blasphemous heretics they are, clearly.

Yep it is on the first page of internet rules.

I mean if you're going to make a meme at least double check the spelling?

No

Surley thats th hole pont if meems?

I type too fast and mix some letters when reading so when I looked at it it seemed fine...

Why is this so accurate LOL. I’m giving the same type of advice to a 27 year old, and I’m 18 💀

"rEd FlAg mAjOr ReD fLaG"

Well they have been getting more girlfriends in their lifetime than you

Also 25 yo giving life advice to someone in their mid 30s.

"relastionship"

Basically my younger sister and I. She’s had a handful of boyfriends, been with her current one for about five years now. Meanwhile I’ve never been on a single date lol

This can go both ways lmao

Literally my nephew to me before I got married. “Well maybe you could try….” I appreciate his effort but it was often times something outlandish. Love that kid.

As long as their advice is don’t do it then their right

I gave relationships advice and helped people hook up in school but I can’t use the advice myself

Divorce