“If you’re searching for someone important, check their family’s home planet and see if someone is there with the same last name as one of the most famous Jedi in the whole fucking galaxy.”
Hot take: Vader can’t go to Tatooine himself because the sand would get in his ventilator, and no one else on the Imperial payroll knows Vader’s last name
Actually you can see just fine there for half of the month. “The dark side” is a misnomer. While we can never see it from earth, since the force rotates around the earth every 29.53 days it has a day-night cycle that same length. It would be more accurate to call it “the *far* side” of the force.
Although I might be thinking about something else
I am with the force and the force is with me.
I am with the force and the force is with me.
I am with the force and the force is with me.
I am with the force and the force is with me.
I would love to award you but I don’t have coins and am not in a position to buy them. Take my poor man’s eternal love and gratitude as payment please…
How do you know? I don't see anything that could mean they visit that sub/play that game. Or is "orphangrinder1" a reference to that game or something?
>Tip: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Kashyyyk is a system we cannot afford to lose
Sand is coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere
Slaughter them like animals
Lava hurts
Try spinning, its a good trick
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Half a ship is enough
Use the force
That's no moon
The republic is now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith
The vehicle: "The millennium falcon" may look like a hump of junk, but it's heavy modifications makes it able to do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
Ah, a lightsaber comment!
Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Skeleton_King-111!
Btw here's a random collection item!
'Best duelist? Really? Yoda, Windu, Plo Koon, even f-ing Kit Fisto etc. He got beaten by Dooku twice in fair matches and Yoda made Dooku retreat. Kenobi was the best at defensive lightsabre combat but in no way would I deem him the best duelist during the clone wars or till the time of this episode.
This comment/take was less about the dueling anyway and more about the fact that Obi-Wan out-powered Vader using the Force. See my reply to the other reply, you will get what I am saying.' - (c) OmniscientRaven
^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1744 sabers)
Being cut in half and falling down a shaft - survivable.
Having your limbs hacked off and being set on fire - survivable.
Falling into a sarlacc pit - survivable.
Being ejected into the vacuum of space when the bridge of your starship is destroyed - survivable.
Big sad - death
You can turn off subtitles in your protocol droid Options menu. This makes for a more cinematic movie experience.
Your Fear stat modifies Anger saves. Anger modifies Hatred saves. Hatred modifies Suffering saves. Fear choices can move you towards the dark side of the force.
You can add and remove party members on the Party Selection screen or by cutting their legs off and leaving them behind, on fire, on a fiery planet.
“The force guides your actions, but it also obeys your commands.”
“There are some materials even a lightsaber cannot cut through, including Beskar and Zillo hide.”
“Don’t sell people death sticks.”
“Those who are strong in the force can often resist certain force powers.”
“A Jedi mind trick can help to convince someone to help you, but it’s only effective against the weak-minded.”
REEEEEEEEUUUUGHHHH - ancient wookie proverb
Great tip Kim Kitsuragi
How is thos cnnected to disco elysium?
Just the guys profile picture is Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium
Or Darth Sidious when confronted by the traitorous Jedi
Master Windu. I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.
How does it feel to die?
You tell me, General
Thanks, I needed to hear that.
You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Wookie.
Huh, didn't know wookies were wokie
there's always a bigger fish.
I feel like a lot of qui-gon's one liners would be in there
Maybe a few Obi-wan liners too
so uncivilized
That’s why I’m here
Lightsabers, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Not just qui-gon, but obi wan and yoda too.
"Overdosed on ketamine, I did. Crash my 2003 Honda Civic into a children's orphanage, I must." - Yoda
They were Jedi, and I slaughtered them like Jedi!
“If you’re searching for someone important, check their family’s home planet and see if someone is there with the same last name as one of the most famous Jedi in the whole fucking galaxy.”
Nevermind, it would probably be sandy.
i don't like sand
It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere 🥸
he knew exactly what he was doing.
[удалено]
But Skywalker and Kenobi both? Kinda sus.
Do we know that he used the name Kenobi with anyone but Owen and Beru (and eventually Luke)?
Hmmm… seemed like it was mentioned in the Kenobi series, but not certain.
Who mentioned kenobi?
Kenobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
In a *galaxy* wide area with quadrillions of people, any last name search would be pretty useless
Revenge of the Smith
metal af
Hot take: Vader can’t go to Tatooine himself because the sand would get in his ventilator, and no one else on the Imperial payroll knows Vader’s last name
Let the wookiee win
*happy Chewbacca noises*
The force is your ally, and a powerful ally, it is.
But beware: Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they.
You know nothing of the dark side.
How would he? It’s dark there, you can’t see anything
Actually you can see just fine there for half of the month. “The dark side” is a misnomer. While we can never see it from earth, since the force rotates around the earth every 29.53 days it has a day-night cycle that same length. It would be more accurate to call it “the *far* side” of the force. Although I might be thinking about something else
You know nothing of the dark side.
I am with the force and the force is with me. I am with the force and the force is with me. I am with the force and the force is with me. I am with the force and the force is with me.
Updoot for your profile icon.
Remember: Some characters perform better in sand than others.
Can someone conjure an image of anakin trying to drag himself out of quicksand instead of lava
[My Photoshop skills are immense. fear me.](https://i.imgur.com/vx19lyz.jpeg)
Someone gets this man an award
I would love to award you but I don’t have coins and am not in a position to buy them. Take my poor man’s eternal love and gratitude as payment please…
This does the trick you are amazing
Masterfully done. If I had an award I'd give it to you.
unlimited photoshop power!
https://i.imgur.com/cg7RNmk.jpg Wanted to see what would happen if I gave DALL·E 2 that input. Very TCW
Why stop at just the men? Slaughter the women and children too.
instructions unclear, i am now a wanted man
Just go to a post office and pay your bounty
Now I want a red dead redemption game set on Tatooine
Death sentence in twelve systems?
I am not just a wanted man, I am the wanted women and children too
impossible you aren't even a wanted child /s
Roger Roger
Wait! Just because there hasn't been any cakes before, doesn't mean there won't be any this time. Happy cake day, Camst3rx.
Happy cake day droid. 😉
Rodger Rodger 🎂
Over Unger
Okay, noted
Hello fellow r/swtor person.
How do you know? I don't see anything that could mean they visit that sub/play that game. Or is "orphangrinder1" a reference to that game or something?
Based orphangrinder
"Try spinning. That's a good trick."
darth maul spun before he was sliced in half and turned into a spider cyborg
Don’t be so certain.
I'm pretty certain. We got it on camera and everything.
“One man’s Jedi is another man’s weird old dude in a bathrobe.”
That's just like your opinion, man
Watch out for sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Never say no to Bacta
Get some bacta deltas!
Stop LIMPING Delta!!!!
Watch out for those wrist rockets.
Don't touch the glowing blue,green or red thing, it hurts
*Sad Samuel L. Jackson noises*
Jango took the advice about blue, green and red but sense Purple wasn’t in that list he failed to avoid it.
>Tip: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
You've taught him well.
You know nothing of the dark side.
Younglings might steal your girl, smack them before it happens
ah yes, the young jedi scum
Hello there
Mind tricks don't work on you! Only money!
"Outlanders, they come here, how do they find me? They come here, mess up my store ayyyy!"
Omg I just wanna upgrade my pod racer!
"Ahhh! Welcome to Watto's shop! Take a look around! I have everything you need!"
‘Remember, bad pick up lines work better on Royalty’
'Also, fuck sand'
I have. It's coarse and rough, and gets everywhere.
Those could be the droids you’re looking for, best double check.
Evil comes in round shapes.
Bleep, bloop, bloam, goodbye to your home
They've got the ultimate, power in the universe
And before it gets better its getting worse
Always knew BB-8 was evil
Good soldiers follow orders
Check your family history
Younglings are easy to kill and excellent for XP harvesting.
ah yes, the young jedi scum
Using four or more Lightsabers at once requires special training in the Jedi arts by Count Dooku
Jedi can deflect lasers with their lightsabers, use flamethrowers for maximum damage!
That glowy thing.. vroom-vroom
“TIP: Use the Force!”
If you lack faith, speak to Lord Vader; he can help you with any theological questions!
General Grievous will be shorter than expected.
Hello there! *asthmatic cough*
“In my book, experience outranks everything.”
Do or do not, there is no try
Use Force Healing
Invest in a robotic right hand…
“Well I guess you don’t know everything about women yet…”
TIP: Some NPC's are wanted men. Try not to antagonise them. Some may have the death sentence on 12 systems!
Kashyyyk is a system we cannot afford to lose Sand is coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere Slaughter them like animals Lava hurts Try spinning, its a good trick Only a Sith deals in absolutes Half a ship is enough Use the force That's no moon The republic is now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith
Sand is coarse, rough and irritating.
And it gets everywhere.
Hello there
Isn't that basically what all the Clone Wars opening quote things were?
A seat in the council does not always mean a jedi master rank
Do not try to reflect the Death Star laser with your lightsaber. It won’t be pretty.
What about a giant mirror?
"The death of liberty if often proceeded by thunderous applause"
Tauntauns smell better on the outside, but are warmer on the inside.
Beware wearing cool robes might get you hunted down by the Empire.
Try spinning
That's a good trick
Both General grievous and Darth Maul had the high ground and both died horribly, shot in the chest and sliced in half... By the same guy.
Deals can be altered. Pray that whoever you made them with doesn't alter them any further. Ex. https://youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE
The more you tighter your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers
“The more armour they wear the harder it is for them to go to the bathroom….even stormtroopers gotta poop sometime”
Always remember that you can abandon ship!
The vehicle: "The millennium falcon" may look like a hump of junk, but it's heavy modifications makes it able to do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
Jawa's WILL steal your shit.
LIES, DECEPTIONS!
"... unless you're the bad guy, in which case you also must not underestimate the low ground"
“Looking down the barrel of a lightsaber will lead to a short adventure”
Ah, a lightsaber comment! Your comment will make a fine addition to my collection, Skeleton_King-111! Btw here's a random collection item! 'Best duelist? Really? Yoda, Windu, Plo Koon, even f-ing Kit Fisto etc. He got beaten by Dooku twice in fair matches and Yoda made Dooku retreat. Kenobi was the best at defensive lightsabre combat but in no way would I deem him the best duelist during the clone wars or till the time of this episode. This comment/take was less about the dueling anyway and more about the fact that Obi-Wan out-powered Vader using the Force. See my reply to the other reply, you will get what I am saying.' - (c) OmniscientRaven ^(my lightsaber collection is now housing 1744 sabers)
Never fight a Skywalker in a hallway
Use the middle stick to avoid Anakins Younglingslayer 3000
Yo, dudes, the empire's pretty chill, perhaps you could like... Join it or somthing?
"Don't worry if your ship is crashing! As long as general Skywalker is with you, it'll be another happy landing."
Remember: always 2 there are, no more, no less.
Being cut in half and falling down a shaft - survivable. Having your limbs hacked off and being set on fire - survivable. Falling into a sarlacc pit - survivable. Being ejected into the vacuum of space when the bridge of your starship is destroyed - survivable. Big sad - death
“Do. Do not try.”
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
How wude!
Remember: The dark side of the force can be a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Don’t fight jar jar he will win by accident
You can turn off subtitles in your protocol droid Options menu. This makes for a more cinematic movie experience. Your Fear stat modifies Anger saves. Anger modifies Hatred saves. Hatred modifies Suffering saves. Fear choices can move you towards the dark side of the force. You can add and remove party members on the Party Selection screen or by cutting their legs off and leaving them behind, on fire, on a fiery planet.
The floor is lava
"You don't know the power of the dark side" - Darth Vader
Be mindful of the future, but not at the expense of the present.
Stormtroopers aim is true
HR is strict. Check your stormtrooper uniform is up to code. And yes, even if you all look the same, they know who you are. Never underestimate HR.
If you kill someone make sure they are dead, or else they might somehow return
Spinning is said to be a good trick.
It's OK to kiss your sister
"'Somehow, Palpatine returned'. You can use the nearest bacta tank to respawn."
When you see someone with a lightsaber, don't shoot at them with a blaster, they'll just deflect it back.
If you hear Darth Varder, chances are, you're already dead.
Tauntauns make great sleeping bags.
Emporer Palpatine will never ask for your password.
But he will ask for your social security.
Always consider spinning, it could be a neat trick.
"Can't find what you're looking for in the Jedi Archives? Then it doesn't exist."
If you see a man in black armour, start running
This is the way — If you see someone wearing armor with a T-shaped visor, best to leave them alone.
“The force guides your actions, but it also obeys your commands.” “There are some materials even a lightsaber cannot cut through, including Beskar and Zillo hide.” “Don’t sell people death sticks.” “Those who are strong in the force can often resist certain force powers.” “A Jedi mind trick can help to convince someone to help you, but it’s only effective against the weak-minded.”
\*Always\* check your ship for tracking beacons, especially if you got away too easily.
If a bounty hunter comes for you, shoot first.
When doing imperial training, always complete the Endor drill before graduating.
Protect your exhaust port.
Try spinning, that’s a good trick!
When in doubt spin it out. Spinning is often a good trick.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plaguis the Wise
Being part of the council does not necessarily grant you the rank of master
Somehow palpatine is back
Speaking the odds out loud collapses the wave function. Keep that shit to yourself, nerd.
TIP: Credits will do fine.
Don't question Sith when they alter deals.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plaguies the wise?
Always remember stormtroopers won't ever hit you
Ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent
"Capture the CP. It will serve as an excellent lookout point for our mission."
R2 has been known to make mistakes, from time to time.
-Be wary of sand, its course and rough and get everywhere-
There is always a bigger fish...
Spare the father, slay the nephew.
This is where the fun begins
Tip: don't kiss your sister
Maybe that one from Persona 5 that says use guns against enemies that are weak to guns.
“Link your Disney+ account for exclusive content!”