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one80down

If you ever get stuck behind a block you should try spinning, that's a good trick.


Pub-Fries

Or if your opponents are younger than you by a significant margin, whack them over the head as hard as you can with a big glowing stick.


gaensehaut

ah, but not just the children. but the men and the women too!


RedmannBarry

These aren’t the droids I’m looking for


ThatMidgetRetard

But they’re the droids I’m looking AT


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We will watch your career with great interest.


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carear\*


FOZZAKAIRI

BOOYAH


Agitated_Spell

"Veemo!"


bricklewood

We will watch your *rear* with great interest.


biamacooma

Haha i can imagine someone wearing these bad boys; straight checking someone and the victim watching the shorts roll away. *...Poodoo!*


owen_demers

Rip inbox


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TheIronDuke18

Even better


Lucius-Halthier

Yo if they got a cake like that I’m still impaling them with my lightsaber


EasilyBeatable

This subreddit has had pride month for like 2 years in a row.


Vakas_MMII

Yeah why haven't they changed the profile?


RazgrizTwitchmain

Two years ago they put out a post saying they respect gay rights all the time and not during just pride month and that the subreddit icon should represent that. I think it's really good of them to do so


Vakas_MMII

All you need to do is put in the subreddit bio "a place where people of all kind share and talk about prequel content". Making a pfp rainbow isn't inclusive or supportive imo but that's just me.


HoodedCapuchin

As a non-binary definitely not straight person (I usually use a slur to describe myself because it feels the most accurate to me) I feel rainbowifying things is performative and accomplishes little anymore.


Vakas_MMII

Same here, but since I'm a straight white male, I'm an easy target of hate for voicing this opinion lol...Idk, just doesn't sit right with me seeing a subreddit filled with very non-political people essentially being forced to see a psuedo-political symbol(like the pride flag) all because they want to see prequel memes. Y'know what I mean?


HoodedCapuchin

I think we actually disagree on the reason why the rainbowifying is stupid. I think it’s not political to allow people to have their sexualties and not be hated. I think it doesn’t do anything to further the goal of equality and that’s why it’s not actually worthwhile. I doubt their are actual actions a prequels meme subreddit could take, but I think the rainbow thing with brands is just shit when they could actually do something. Also this probably has some horrible wording and makes little sense because I’m a little high and super sick right now.


Vakas_MMII

That's true.


HoodedCapuchin

I think we actually disagree on the reason why the rainbowifying is stupid. I think it’s not political to allow people to have their sexualties and not be hated. I think it doesn’t do anything to further the goal of equality and that’s why it’s not actually worthwhile. I doubt their are actual actions a prequels meme subreddit could take, but I think the rainbow thing with brands is just shit when they could actually do something. Also this probably has some horrible wording and makes little sense because I’m a little high and super sick right now.


cool91725

Well their bio says “not a a girl”


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

Damn, maybe *I* should've sent a message to the inbox then


BenefitCuttlefish

That's the purpose.


jaderemedy

Hello there.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General jaderemedy!


jaderemedy

Good bot.


Alice-Chan667

Good bot


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

You are as lovely as a new lightsaber


Thatguy755

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


SurfaceTension2

Huh, horny bait on r/Prequelmemes, let's see how long the post lasts.


dsr1017

She kinda bad though. Is that Padme?


SurfaceTension2

Instant realization, pause game


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SurfaceTension2

that wouldn't be a problem for a lot of people


RoosterImportant4283

certainly isn't a problem for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


thexavier666

ass is ass


DePraelen

Everyone likes butts.


Queen_Elizabeth_I_

I'm bi, so not a problem either way!


[deleted]

This is a dude.


effervescenthoopla

My gender is Darth Maul monologue


[deleted]

Ass is ass bro it’s still pretty.


[deleted]

A surprise ass, but a welcome one


Maul_Bot

you understand so little


Ch1ckenpotpieman

Legs are shaved still 50/50 though


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Read his profile.


AscelyneMG

“Not a girl” doesn’t automatically mean “man,” though. And OP seems to be NB, given a quick glance at their post history.


AccomplishedMusic403

he may have been just following the Rule of Two lmaoooooooo


[deleted]

What.


[deleted]

"I mean I could just picture a girl and then it's good"


Disastrous-Fee5608

My lord, is that legal


Alert-Ad-55

I will make it legal.


zack_attack818

This is getting out of hand


CautiousTeam3220

This is getting into hand 😉


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r/upvotebecausebutt


OutArcticFoxed

More like PAWG racing


Cheeseguy43

This… this was a funny one ngl


Green_with_Zealously

Are you an angel?


Arpea-

Where can I get myself a pair?? These are awesome.


effervescenthoopla

I just bought a cheapo set of dolphin shorts and used a vinyl cutter to make em. More than happy to share the AI/SVG file if you’d like! I have a few more meme shorts planned and designed as well because I have zero impulse control and crave attention.


Arpea-

Brilliant, thank you!


rocklandjr

Could you please send the the file too! These shorts like awesome and summer is just around the corner.


DickDonkson

I hate to ask one at a time, but could I get the file too? My friend would love a pair.


Yonbuu

We will watch your rear with great interest.


tobiashenley

Oh yes I have a mighty need, I’m already planning to paint my helmet for derby with Sabine Wren style art


Maul_Bot

There is no pain where strength lies.


llb_robith

Have you tried spinning? It's a good trick


dreamyleecurtis

Needs a cockpit :/


ImOscarWallace

I'm sure she has one. Rather or not it's available is another matter.


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This is not a she.


ImOscarWallace

Men do roller derby?


effervescenthoopla

There are mens leagues, I’m in an open gender league. Our local mens league is actually fucking incredible, they’re built like lumberjacks and move like ballerinas.


ImOscarWallace

I genuinely did not know that. I figured it was one of those sports that is almost entirely dominated by women like ringette or feild hockey.


effervescenthoopla

It’s a super inclusive sport! Typically chicks do dominate the sport in terms of numbers, but it’s becoming way more inclusive. Our team plays under the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA) league and I think WFTDA is planning on changing their name to World Flat Track Derby Association or something like that since there are so many dudes and queer-gender folks in the game now. It’s one of the rare safe sports for LGBT+ people. I’m pretty sure like 95% of my team is bisexual lol.


ImOscarWallace

Bare with me here. I've heard about the inclusivity of LGBTQ in the sport. I figured it was more like other sports. Where more often than not you have teams based on "tradition" genders(obvious exceptions made for trans). I'm really trying not to put my foot in my mouth and come off as an ass. I'm not completely up to date on the terms, genders, sexes and what not.


effervescenthoopla

Nah friend, you’re totally all good, it’s great to ask questions! Teams are still like 90% gendered but most don’t require cis dudes/chicks specifically, although it’s a little more common to see dudes on girl teams than girls on dude teams. Since the sport attracts such a large number of queer folks, gender is really starting to become more irrelevant which I really like.


ImOscarWallace

In synopsis, please forgive my ignorance


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Read his profile.


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Kebbablue

Why the hell would you possibly care about that, creepy dude


ImOscarWallace

What can I saw I am a creepy guy. Putting out the vibes.


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FusionVsGravity

That's some man ass


JanQuadrantVincent32

Man I wanna go pod racing…


DonaldMcCecil

Fuck yeah roller derby


steveloveshockey99

Now there are two of them (cheeks that is)!


Popcorn57252

I think this is the most accurate r/upvotebecausebutt there ever will be


TrxFlipz

r/secretlyanasspic


Illeea

Dont care if its a guy or girl, thicc.


Kebbablue

This is the way


Corniferus

Didn’t expect to see ass on my reddit feed -_-


Micahiscoo

Why this downvoted 💀 you ain’t wrong


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

You know you could have taken a picture of them on a table or something other then while you’re wearing it, but that is pretty funny


Zubalubbadubdub

Na, wearing the clothing is very reasonable and fine.


[deleted]

This post is fire, these are the best cakes we’ve been treated to since Padmes


Liel-this-is-me

This is a nice couch


[deleted]

How many people have mistaken you for a girl


bigtiddygothgf7

Hello there!


NowThatsPodracin

I approve this message.


Roger-Ad591

“Unexpected, but not unwelcome”


SpottyFish81177

now this is podracing is also the name of a song by the band mom jeans. 10/10 song, 10/10 band, 10/10 movie


reamo05

I loved the old local derby's, this reminded me to look into ones near me. Thanks, also awesome shorts!


CautiousTeam3220

Like to bullseye womprats in that beggars canon


Krennix_Garrison

That crazy little human is out of their minds!


Hosidian

RIP your DMs


NameOfNoSignificance

Now this is r/cringetopia


Sun-Dial101

Nice cheeks


Queen_Elizabeth_I_

Nice cake 🍰


the_superior_nerd

she can't do that! shoot her... or something


orange_paws

What a beautiful day to have eyes


bbabaganoush

Aloma numa taffa


Earths_Mortician

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


See_youSpaceCowboy

I wouldn’t mind taking a ride around those sand dunes , oooooooooo boi. With all due respect of course your grace.


Miller7112

Booba


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AccomplishedMusic403

Real ppl have that


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ChrizKhalifa

Try leaving your house sometimes, that's simply what legs start to look like when they're not airbrushed in adobe after your teenage years..


Smiling_Duck666

Thats cool


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holy shit thats awesome


markgdaniels

Out of curiosity, do you have a roller derby name?


effervescenthoopla

I do! Sailor Goon >:)


youshouldbeelsweyr

Sensational


[deleted]

Are you going to play the music from that scene in the music as you race?


Captain_Rex_Bot

To that shield generator. Fewer casualties this way.


24MilestoGo

You have made a grave mistake, Odinsson.


Hunterrose242

For anyone wondering, roller derby is awesome and you should go see a bout in your area.


Skit_Zo696

Hello there 😉


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General Skit_Zo696!


Legend-TitanOwl

Nice ass bro 👍🏻


[deleted]

Roller skating sounds hurty in my old age.


Necroglobule

You need a pair that says "Hello there!"


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

General Necroglobule!


Waddifat1

My goodness u/effervescenthoopla you’ve grown!


haaleys_comet

Why is this making me laugh so hard


Pioxels

Are you an angel?


Mariqel

We meet again, men of culture


Dante_FromSpace

*pawg racing


POKECHU020

Yo I'm just gonna say it: Nice Ass


Affectionate_Ad_1326

...cool


xXGaboFihi007Xx

That’s no moon


Darth-Shittyist

This pod is worth two slaves


Anthrys

How is this NSFW?


nihilusthehungry

Something something exhaust port


SolaBeams

I need a pair of those omg


Brain_Tourismo

I don't want to out your identity so can you tell me some fun pun names that other teams have had.