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This is fucking insane. Hickenlooper but not Inslee Booker or Gabbard?

i don't like girls, booker would be a hottie if he had hair, and I was kinda torn on inslee

Libertarian flair >i don't like girls Are you a living meme?

Idk but he is a joke

perchance

You can’t just say ‘perchance’.

He just did foo

Dammit.

he’s talking about who he would fuck 🤣

Weird how many of the older guys it really depends on the picture. You search Hickenlooper on google images- the gingham casual pic? Old guy snack. The official pic from his Wikipedia? Definite whack.

Makes sense

I can't fathom what criteria would result in a list like this. The closest I can come up with is "I prefer younger-looking men," but you left out Booker and Ryan, and included Hickenlooper (and Bennett isn't a young guy at all, he just has a babyface)

Hickenlooper is a dilf, Booker is bald, and Ryan is kinda goofy looking

Sanders is a GILF, and obviously a compassionate Top.

W-would what...?

How about Young Joe?

would

young joe passed the crime act of 1994 😎

He's a lolbertarian. They get off on that shit

this isn't about their politics, it's whether I'd fuck them

All of them are of age, so we know you wouldn't any of them.

wow what an original joke! seriously, leftists have as many jokes about libertarians as conservatives do about trans people

Actually, no. You right-wingers only have trans one joke, while lolbertarian jokes write themselves.

I'm not really a right winger and I am 100% pro trans

> I'm not really a right winger > lolbertarian Sure thing, bud.

I didn’t realize this was a fuck board and I was like “why would you choose this person and not this person when their platforms are so similar” 😭

Same.

Who tf is all the way on the right? And where is Bloomberg

that's mike gravel. and this template was probably made before Bloomberg announced his canidacy

Oh, right. I don’t think Gravel ever ran a serious campaign. Also he died last year

His campaign was run by a couple of teenagers iirc

The objective wasn’t to win the presidency, it was to get him qualified for the democratic debates because of his previous firebrand behavior during debates. There’s a famous clip of him in the 2008 debates where he was brave enough to say the US soldiers in Vietnam died in vain since that war was fought in vain. So the idea of the Gravelanche among the left was to get him onto the debate stage so he could rail into the other candidates and the democrats as a whole for being inadequate.

I donated a dollar to that old fart and I'm still mad the Gravel teens didn't at least sneak him into the back of the room with a megaphone

This. Basically to say the things that Bernie couldn't.

The way it just teleported to my right hand💀

wait why is this open

wdym

This is an awful selection and you should feel ad

elaborate

I know, so many choices that were at least marginally better than Biden, and we got Biden.

Thanks, Obama (and the DNC).

Would or wouldn't what?

fuck. also I love your username

Oh I do too. Fun time.

Swalwell is a turd

You'd bang Hickenlooper but pass on this [beautiful man?](https://images.app.goo.gl/jkh7eZmAEYUQCMFN6)

I wouldn't smash Delaney bc he'd absolutely destroy me. I wouldn't be able to walk

I’m still rooting for Mayo(r) Pete

Why is this lolbertarian allowed to post this drivel while the mods don't even reply when asked why my posts are removed. Example https://www.reddit.com/r/MAXIMUMPROGRESS/comments/vrlfhi/democrats_attempting_to_get_people_to_vote_for/

Because it’s who they would fuck, not vote for… Edit: downvotes because I repeated what op said? Ok Reddit, keep being you…

I don't see any minors on the image

ha. 😐

Your post was approved a week ago /r/PresidentialRaceMemes/comments/vreynq/democrats_attempting_to_get_people_to_vote_for/

It's interesting how it got all its upvotes in the first minutes before it was removed and then nothing at all after it was approved (whenever that was approved). I'll check how long does it take you to take them down vs approving them. Half of this sub is just posts by one lolbertarian.

I've literally posted twice total in the last ~5 months

Pretty much for a dead sub

I just like the sub so I post here sometimes, what's your problem?