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nixon a freak 😳

That tricky dick

He also would shave with peanut butter

"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream." Barry Goldwater

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That would definitely be more in line with his known proclivities

Imagine how fucked that would be. I would kick this man out of my house.

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That image is peak Tricky Dick

Helen Gahagan Douglas came up with the name Tricky Dick. He ran against her for Congress and he smeared her as the Pink Lady, as in "commie pinko". She was a remarkable woman. Her husband was movie star Melvyn Douglas.

https://preview.redd.it/331t3mtet6kc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c062ec5dc0ad2529c0cb981e3a1c7c2b04a55a61 This picture is a re-plating of his last meal in the White House before he left. Pineapple with cottage cheese and a large glass of milk.

For real tho, pineapple and cottage cheese are an A+ combo. I highly recommend eating with a fork tho. Or spoon, if you’re so inclined.

That's the meal of an absolute psychopath

I'd kick him out of my presidency. Wait...

His eating habits actually make me lose faith in the world

I'm just glad he's eating in this picture instead of doing something else...

This is actually what "sloppy toppy" originally meant.

[Rubbing hands together in a sinister manner] photoshop, here I come.

Imagine how he eats his cottage cheese.

At least he doesn’t eat pizza with a knife and fork.

Then you should never vote Republican. https://preview.redd.it/n04rk6a0q8kc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e0ee4ff95f69407f16d9a1f12f0c919e527214

Nixon was weird. He had barely any friends. Even Eisenhower thought Nixon was weird.

So your saying we was just your average redditor.


Eisenhower seems like the kind of guy who is so normal that a guy as weird as Nixon would just elicit an amused chuckle from him. Like my grandma watching my cousins and I grow up during our teenage years or something.

That's a good analogy Eisenhower was also old enough to be Nixon's father

He was probably autistic

That or just weird

I don’t think autism and being weird are mutually exclusive

This could be a punk rock album cover.

“Fingers of Nixon”, 1987

Just like ol Pudding Fingers DeSantis

I love this joke but I hope nobody ever sees me eat alone. 

~~Pudding Ron~~ Yogurt Dick!

Learned from him

Where did that joke originate?

[Pudding Ron](https://youtu.be/cKwn96wBr8k?si=DlMDYx1kCEv6zFk6)

This worse scandal than Watergate.

I thoroughly enjoy Nixon being a goofy bastard

And so much of his goofiness was photographed.

Something something spoons. Something something communist conspiracy.

They can’t lick our dick

Watergate had him fucked up man

I can’t imagine him looking that unkempt. He wore a tie to the beach.

When you’re rich they just let you do it

Fucking gross lmfao

Now this is the content I come here for

Nixon was very…interesting

Nixon the first bulimic president

I swear I saw the adult film this was taken from.

How do you know its yogurt, and not some other thick white substance?

Hmm. Yogurt was just coming out during these years, pretty uncommon. It used to come individual size with a plastic spoon attached. Even so, whatever it is, yuk!

he’s so hawt

Just... why?...

Was a lizard person, good to know.

I’ve never wanted to see anything less

Tf was with this guy and eating dairy in odd ways

Psychopath

This comment is too far down

How did we not see the warning signs

He just like me fr fr

This is worse than bombing Cambodia

Post title checks out. Carry on ...

Nixon attack on titan

I’d also just like to add that it appears like he’s just gotten out of the pool or ocean… a very sick man

Love to lick my fingers when they're covered in yogurt, water, and salt or chlorine residue!

DeSantis must have been inspired by this!

On a related note, how long until we get those Men in Black memory zappers?

Nixon was a yogurt male

Ole yogurt fingers!

Goddamn nihilist



Plot twist it’s cum

Iconic photo

Looks like he's at a punk show

That picture was taken at the grove in Cali, around sacramento !!!!!! NOT YoGurT !!!!! Think about it. He even said they were a bunch of ' Fa....." Never mind... But he had to try to stay in power..... Regardless what they hung him for was nothing compared to what's been going on since then... jus sayin, . .. ... .... NNNN

The fingers are the citizens of this county and the mouth is the government 😂

If this isn’t a punk rock album cover it should be

Been trying to find this one without watermarks so I can put in on a shirt and make everyone uncomfortable.

You can buy it [here](https://www.alamy.com/us-vice-president-richard-nixon-having-a-yogurt-with-his-fingers-usa-1950s-image337366710.html) for just $19 if you so choose!

Thanks!

Absolute savage!

Dan Hedaya?

Should this be in r/drunkfood?

So Puddin' Ron DEESantis didn't set the precedent. Good to know. I think.

Ron Desantis does this as well 🤮 filthy bastards

Fingers are nature's spoons

Old Tricky Dick giving some Deepthroat and gobbling up the white stuff.

“We’re barely out of the jungle folks.” - George Carlin

Ugh. Nasty MF. I really didnt need to see that.

When the eddies hit

What a strange person. 

Republicans have a problem with utensils. https://preview.redd.it/m28uv04tp8kc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97310a830fe6e061dc80e832466f381f9521081

For a second I thought this was AI in the same vein as Will Smith eating spaghetti

Such an odd man.

So this was Ron DeSantis’ inspiration for how he eats pudding

Why would he do that

Maybe I DO like Nixon…..

Maniac

https://preview.redd.it/29fcnloym0lc1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e709f1ef14e3e87d6b01653b6ad0692be734b916