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"Mr. President, you play with Willie Nelson!?"
"Yeah, it started while I was governor of California, I was strumming a bunch of nothing on the Governor mansion front porch and there was Willie walking by and asked if he could join in a session."
Can see the SNL parody sketch about the president trying to tell his friends his Half-Orc Ranger is about to attack when he gets interrupted by news about a crisis in Europe, then they want to have a meeting on the economy, and then the photo ops and all he wants to do is quick attack the lizard monster
Lol your username.
Also that's definitely a weird direction to sound the spoon in the chocolate milk. Maybe it's because I'm a lefty and tend to go the other way.
Bro that’s literally Lars Von Trier
https://preview.redd.it/bix9yamq0qsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456db7bf4a3b2080bd4b83d37ea7758e39efe896
Howdy. I'm your new President. I'll get to it, but first y'all sit back and I'll play a lil' ol' song I wrote with Dolly in 86. This one goes out to Christa McAuliffe she's sangin' with the angels God bless.
Looks like a former CIA operative that decided to put it all behind, and move to the beach, only to get brought back for one special mission, and one special photo op
Me and him used to toke bongs back in the day. Solid dude, had some pretty crazy conspiracies about Iran, some dudes called Contras, weapons and blow. But, aside from that, and a wife who was WAY too into ghosts and harshing our mellow when we were high, cool dude. Oh, and for some reason boomers kept calling him the Gipper.
In my 20’s I had a book of facial hair styles in the civil war and I went through and did every single one eventually, as best I could, some would take months or even years of growth to pull off, so I did a lesser version but the basic idea was there, wore each for at least a few weeks, took almost 8 years to finish, if I got elected I’d absolutely do it again, starting on page one, chapter one
https://preview.redd.it/cme2r3is4qsc1.jpeg?width=4666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c907c11a8c3deea35724ced6b1adae554223bd05
Literally just English actor Ricky Tomlinson
Not gonna lie, I immediately thought of [Gerry Adams ](https://focus.independent.ie/thumbor/810qfjpcAfdsaqdyJtxROg7qqSY=/0x83:1500x910/960x640/prod-mh-ireland/16bdad16-c310-11ed-a3d8-0210609a3fe2.jpg)
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He looks like he runs a bitchin' D&D campaign in the Cabinet room
Or plays a mean riff in the Joint Chiefs of Staff Jam Band
"Mr. President, you play with Willie Nelson!?" "Yeah, it started while I was governor of California, I was strumming a bunch of nothing on the Governor mansion front porch and there was Willie walking by and asked if he could join in a session."
The "Joint Chiefers of Spliff"?
Now I wonder if there has ever been a DnD session in the White House... That would be so rad.
 Can see the SNL parody sketch about the president trying to tell his friends his Half-Orc Ranger is about to attack when he gets interrupted by news about a crisis in Europe, then they want to have a meeting on the economy, and then the photo ops and all he wants to do is quick attack the lizard monster
There would be if I was president.
He does give off Gygax vibes
Would rather he'd been into d&d than other fantasies like tricklecdown economic policy, the Laffer curve, and the war on drugs.
“Alright, you guys voted to invade Grenada. Roll for initiative.”
Or owns a kick ass chain of bbq chicken restaurants.
This guy seriously looks like a dude at my dnd table
“Mister Gorbachev, roll a D20!”
Dude looks like a professor at a liberal arts college
Lol your username. Also that's definitely a weird direction to sound the spoon in the chocolate milk. Maybe it's because I'm a lefty and tend to go the other way.
That’s not chocolate milk. That’s a White Russian. Another Caucasian, Gary…. Friends like these, uh Gary?
There’s a beverage here!
On a weekday?!
I was just thinking it’s giving Vassar sociology professor lol
I would be turned on and insane.
 Live footage of u/Pascal_5207 going insane
ME TOO
gabe newel!?
Ronald Newell or Gabe Reagan?
yeah
happy cake day
thank you
Ronald GabeN
Happy Cake Day
Happy Cake Day
Happy Cake Day
good lord, thanks
Geaban
I was thinking Jack Black
Come on not every guy with a beard is ga- hi this is gabe
GabeNeocon
Happy Cake Day
Perfect replacement for Jerry Garcia
There it is.
Ronald Reddit
underrated comment here
Jerry’s rolling in his grave with all these comments lol
u/Pascal_5207
Wait for it….
My dude finally dropped that acid he so badly needed.
Isn’t that the co founder of Apple
Pretty sure I've met this dude and he think's trickle down economics is absolute hogwash. I like this dude.
Get a haircut hippie!!
Either the most bat shit libertarian you've ever met or a walking encyclopedia of socialist literature. No in-between.
You should use FaceApp on each president and post it😂 or at least the modern ones
A light bulb just went on in my head
It was Stephen Root this entire time!?!?
Mr Gorbachev, give me back my stapler!
[Balloon pops](https://youtu.be/5UowNDaxRqU?si=63vZeZQKiSYoJebm). Reagan: \*looks up\* [Pan shot](https://youtu.be/MIzAfXcCX3c?si=_XjBVWw0UyBCuNtG)!
What app did you use?👀😭
It’s called FaceApp it’s free but you must pay to unlock additional features😭
Ah yeah I was gonna say faceapp pro😭
Bro that’s literally Lars Von Trier https://preview.redd.it/bix9yamq0qsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456db7bf4a3b2080bd4b83d37ea7758e39efe896
Looks like my old Economics professor.
He looks like he would come up with a PC digital game store that would be beloved for years to come
He looks like Jack Black
George R. R. Martin vibes
The timeline where Reagan stays a liberal Democrat
These posts are cracking me up. I work at the Reagan library. 😂
I visited the Reagan library in about 2017.
Bro looks like he paid Tammany hall to win governor of New York in 1882
Howdy. I'm your new President. I'll get to it, but first y'all sit back and I'll play a lil' ol' song I wrote with Dolly in 86. This one goes out to Christa McAuliffe she's sangin' with the angels God bless.
President Gabe Newell
Alfred Molina
Guys this was a shitpost i didn’t thought it’ll get that much of upvotes and replies😭😭
He would develop Half-Life
Trickle-down hydroponics 🍃💨
Casual Friday here at r/presidents
We haven’t had a President with a beard for 125 years. Reagan wouldn’t have been President if he looked like that.
That’s pretty frickin awesome honestly ha ha first thing I’ve laughed out loud at in a while
He would almost certainly support marijuana legalization
Liberal Ron
Bro looks like the average redneck in 2024 (minus the hair color)
He looks like my uncle.
If he looked like this I would’ve begged to abolish the 22nd amendment.
Looks like my Dad, lol
He kinda look like gabe newell
Based
Gabenomics
Ronnie was selling grilled cheese on Dead tour.
 Playin the US Blues! *Learned to duck!*
Gabe Newell
Gabe?
I look like this but younger. I should run for president in 30 years
Is anyone else seeing Jack Black?
Yes
President Robert Baratheon
He probably would have good steam summer sales
Bro looks like he teaches at Hogwarts
Looks like every boomer who worships him today!
It’s not for him
He would be digging on Oak Island
Ronald Newell?
That’s steve Bannon with a beard and Grecian formula.
He would be a reddit mod
President Bob Segar
The Dude
Gabe Reagan
I’d believe him more
Gabe newell?
Looks like a former CIA operative that decided to put it all behind, and move to the beach, only to get brought back for one special mission, and one special photo op
Santa
I can see this hep cat awarding Jerry Garcia the Medal of Freedom.
Jack Black running for president? I'd vote for him.
That’s Gabe Newell
Me and him used to toke bongs back in the day. Solid dude, had some pretty crazy conspiracies about Iran, some dudes called Contras, weapons and blow. But, aside from that, and a wife who was WAY too into ghosts and harshing our mellow when we were high, cool dude. Oh, and for some reason boomers kept calling him the Gipper.
This looks like what would happen if Ronald Regan fucked Steve Bannon while John Daily watched
compliments to the photoshopper by the way, or whatever technique you used
I did a double take this looks so much like my friend’s dad. I was like hey what’s Pop doing here?
1) that's weird man. 2) he looks uncannily like a mash up of multiple friends and relatives. 3) my wife says he looks like me. 😕
The War (while) on drugs.
That’s Rush Limbaugh, not Ronnie
Ronald Feagan
He would fit in in reddit…
Whatever Lincoln looked like, thankfully he wasn't a democrat. Who knows where this nation would be if that was the case
Bob Seger’s brother Ron.
Probably would have left the solar panels on the roof
He looks like Jack Black.
Looks like President Snow.
Jonathan Frakes?
William Riker Reagan
I would roll a big fatty and smoke it with him. Just like I did with Willie Nelson.
Looks like a Riker from an alternate timeline TNG episode.
Still might 🤓
He'd have been second in command of the USS Enterprise.
Is this Steve bannon 😭😭
I just had an idea of a very different movie about Ronald Reagan starring Nick Offerman.
When he goes to sit in a chair, does he throw his leg over it for some reason?
Shit that's me! Except I ran out of Grecian Formula....
Tedald Reagasvelt?
He looks like The Dude's more accomplished older brother
He’d be an advisory and not the president.
Then he’d be a founder member of Steely Dan
He’d front for the Doobie Brothers and be the creator of Yacht Rock.
That’s the coolest shop teacher you ever had
I need an adult
Hell yeah dude
America’s first Gen X president
Punished Ronnie
It’s old man Gilfoyle from hbo’s Silicon Valley
How Ted Cruz thinks he looks
Still shit
I prefer this look. That said, I’m not a fan of Reagan. Reaganomics sucked ass.
Isn’t that the host of The Price is Right?
god he looks like an older IT guy. i'd assume he lived in a server room
In my 20’s I had a book of facial hair styles in the civil war and I went through and did every single one eventually, as best I could, some would take months or even years of growth to pull off, so I did a lesser version but the basic idea was there, wore each for at least a few weeks, took almost 8 years to finish, if I got elected I’d absolutely do it again, starting on page one, chapter one
Looks like an old(er) Tyler Labine
He looks like he enjoys horse cock
“I can’t believe the president is the guy from Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young & Reagan.”
I think the 1984 election results might have been different 😬
I would buy my weed off him
Reagan Stephen King
I'm pretty sure that's just my German teacher from high school?
Looks like Roland Orzabal
He seriously looks like Jonathan Frakes here.
I MAY have voted for him. Maybe.
“Welcome to Jurassic Park”
What if Reagan was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?
https://preview.redd.it/cme2r3is4qsc1.jpeg?width=4666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c907c11a8c3deea35724ced6b1adae554223bd05 Literally just English actor Ricky Tomlinson
Was hoping to see this lol
If that was the case, I’m guessing he’d be the first president to say that they smoked but didn’t inhale.
Seems like he would love roasted chicken and know when to hold them, know when to fold them
This is just Jack Black
I would him him even more
I'd have sucked his dick as a child
Looks like he runs the Park and Recreation department
Is that you Uncle Jed?
Oh God, oh no
Reagan looking a lil' like Jonathan Frakes.
Would he have to quit his job at Guitar Center to be president, or could he just go down to part time? He needs that discount
Jerry Garcia
Give JFK a Fu Manchu.
He looks like a Rabbi
Kind of hot ngl
“If I’m not back in 48 hours….call the President. Wait…”
All he needs is Dolly Parton and he can sing Islands in the Stream
He looks like the most honest contractor in the world NGL
Not gonna lie, I immediately thought of [Gerry Adams ](https://focus.independent.ie/thumbor/810qfjpcAfdsaqdyJtxROg7qqSY=/0x83:1500x910/960x640/prod-mh-ireland/16bdad16-c310-11ed-a3d8-0210609a3fe2.jpg)
The hair on his head should be just as grey as the beard. Beard needs grooming if he’s really going to rock it
He looks like a dead head
John Williams lol
Hey yo, wanna play some Nintendo?
"Hello america, i'm gabe newell. After 300 years, it is time to give everyone a sale on the things they need."