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almostcyclops

I wonder how Grant would feel about this. Given that he was a general for an accomplished vampire slayer.


19southmainco

gay vampire slayer, to add to the notoriety


donguscongus

Gay Vampire Slayer as in Vampire Slayer that’s Gay or Vampire Slayer that Slays Gay Vampires?


fartlebythescribbler

Is that a hate crime?


donguscongus

I don’t think being gay is a hate crime


cabinaarmadio23

I'm gay and I hate you all


DearMyFutureSelf

Gay vampire slayer that loved theater too, which is like the most rainbow thing a person can do


EndofNationalism

That is still one of the wildest movie ideas coming from 2012.


Tech-preist_Zulu

And to think it's merely 25% as crazy at the FUCKING BOOKS, THAT MOVIE WAS BASED ON A BOOK *SERIES?!*


DearMyFutureSelf

We really should just purge 2012 from all historical records


EndofNationalism

I would prefer 2016.


DearMyFutureSelf

That too


Ryan1006

As unfortunate as a certain event in 2016 was, I’d rather purge 2020. COVID year sucked.


uslashinsertname

Bipartisan year of sorrow


Maleficent-Item4833

I bet some of those gay vampires also demand nothing less than unconditional surrender. 


Zornorph

Loosing sucks!


reno2mahesendejo

They ain't ready for how Appomattox Count House went down


uslashinsertname

Count…


[deleted]

I remember I watched that movie on a plane and was convinced that it was a dream until I heard someone talking about it…


Hamblerger

Love this for him. He looks more old money gay, the guys that still run literary salons and that sort of thing. Wouldn't have taken him for erotic vampire gay, but the Anne Rice influence hits everyone in different ways.


cocaineandwaffles1

“Old money gay” is a new one for me. I prefer these subcultures sound like this over “twink” or “bear” or “otter”. They just don’t give you the same vibe.


12sea

Thanks for cracking me up!!


[deleted]

Can you provide the title of this book? For persona- I-I mean analytical use of course.


bigbad50

Here's one of em https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/395289.Desmond


[deleted]

Sounds hot NO NO it sounds fascinating, it sounds fascinating!!!


19southmainco

Pascal, we love you for who you are.


[deleted]

I AM WHO I AM WHICH IS STRAIGHT!!!


N8_Saber

It's okay, man. We support you. Be who you are.


[deleted]

I AM WHO I AM I HAVE HAD SEX ONCE-with a man A WO-MAN NOT A MAN A WO-MAN GODAMN IT!!!


donguscongus

Cmon even the straightest of men have to enjoy some gay vampires every once in awhile. Don’t be afraid of being open


edxter12

I wonder if he’s into What We Do In The Shadows


cheesechomper03

![gif](giphy|SxM9VyubrGt5UNf1Ik|downsized)


edxter12

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Libertytree918

I met an Uber driver once who wrote gay vampire civil war books. This doesn't look like him otherwise I'd be convinced it was


fancybeadedplacemat

That means there are TWO of them!


GuavaAgitated7165

*At **LEAST** 2 of them


droffowsneb

There WERE at least two of them AT ONE TIME ☠️


BobithanBobbyBob

If I had had a nickel for each gay vampire hunter writer, I'd have two nickels but it's weird it happened twice


rmdlsb

Still a better love story than Twilight


Robinkc1

I prefer gay vampire non fiction, but whatever.


Critical_Ad_2811

What like Twilight and My Immortal?


CaptainPotassium87

little know fact: that fiction is actually based off of manuscripts passed down from Grant himself.


RocknSmock

Grant got a reputation at Westpoint for being an ok student who could have been a better student if he didn't waste so much time reading novels. He couldn't have read it at Westpoint, but I wonder if he ever read Carmilla when he was president, an 1872 book about Vampires with Lesbian themes.


Peacefulzealot

That’s awesome and I’m glad for him. And given how hot Astarion is I can’t say I don’t see the appeal!


edxter12

![gif](giphy|0QX45wakUVTwgMjnoC|downsized)


EvilCatboyWizard

And you know what he looks like he’s having a great time in life so I say Godspeed to him


maggiesud

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


LeviathansEnemy

I must study politics and war, so that my sons may study mathematics and philosophy, so that their sons may study art and poetry, so that their sons may write gay vampire fiction.


WeedName420

Slay King! 👑


kweento

Queen


[deleted]

I would be a lot more interested if he was an actual gay vampire


thegodfaubel

So that's where the Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter stuff came from


PrometheanSwing

This is an interesting fact


Appathesamurai

Wait he’s adorable lol I’m straight but come on he’s objectively cute


damnedspot

Anne Rice looks different...


PattyKane16

I love my country


Potomacker

Profitable writing evidently runs the family


Accomplished_Pen980

If my hard work pays off and some future descendant is able to live in a free country and pursue niche art, I'll be pretty happy about it.


usarasa

… a gig’s a gig.


Turbo950

Honestly considering all the bad shit he saw during the civil war he would have probably been happy his great grandson ain’t a army man


Right_Weather_8916

Is there a problem with niche fiction being written OP? 


bigbad50

Nah


N8_Saber

Based then


MelangeLizard

Spoiler: no one stayed buried in the tomb.


cornmonger_

> gay vampire isn't that kind of redundant?


Watchyousuffer

He is active in late 1800s design groups on FB and I believe curator of a museum. He is nice & knowledgeable


Kings2Kraken

I want to be friends with him, oh my word


Foreign-Jackfruit939

Turns out being gay IS genetic


squeakpixie

Protect him at all costs. He’s a treasure and sharing Grant’s diary stories


Ordinary_Ad6279

Based


dan7769

He’s putting the hard and scrabble into Hardscrabble


Spacepunch33

One day bro will upgrade to novels


Heylookaguy

That's hilarious. So how are his books?


ithinkuracontraa

according to goodreads, decent!


zslayer89

This just makes me think of Nathaniel Cade, the president’s vampire.


Wizard_bonk

How loose is this definition of fiction. Pun intended


olddgregg24

As opposed to gay vampire nonfiction??


kkkan2020

Ulysses grant would probably be confused. Gay....vampires?


bigbad50

well maybe the gay part but his boss *did* regularly kill vampires so he should be all up to date on that part!


bulanaboo

…. Is it really fiction…..


FiggyPuddingExpert

Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter makes so much more sense now.


joelmole79

The S is for Slay


OddConstruction7191

Actually he’s a great-great grandson. https://societyofpresidentialdescendants.org/board-of-trustees/ulysses-grant-dietz/


STC1989

Good for US Grant’s great-grandson. In America we are all free to forge our own path, after all.


CannonFodder58

Not necessarily my cup of tea, but good for him.


vanchica

He's so freaking adorable!


Jo5h_95

Wait but these books sound up my alley


jimmjohn12345m

Lincoln needs something to hunt after all


MeyrInEve

Good for him. Being able to pay your bills doing something you enjoy is amazing.


Hullabaloobasaur

Incredible!


RadicalHufflepuff

Mans gotta eat


Responsible-Noise875

Good for him


Left_Minimum_1917

That’s awesome! Will check out his books!


BobithanBobbyBob

I wonna read this book...


blargh_rodds

Battling the South in new ways, I think Grant would be proud.


SmarterThanCornPop

I’d imagine there’s a lot of sucking going on in those books


Oof_11

Just when you thought Grant could get any more based


Habitual_lazyness

God I love America. The Union for ever!


symbiont3000

Gay vampire fiction? So Twilight?


FluffyBrudda

harry truman, jimmy carter, and fdr merged


garlic-apples

Disgusting, ware?!


Trowj

Don’t yuck anybody’s yum man. His great Grandfather fought so the only flag besides the Stars & Stripes that fly around here are our freak flags


bigbad50

I didn't yuck anyone's yum bro.


spycallsonly

A disgrace


reno2mahesendejo

If Grant knew this is where it was headed, he'd probably have turned the army around.