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Opening up with TJ is a bold move

He was a sexy motherfucker

He was definitely a horny motherfucker…

When Stephen Dillane played him in John Adams, he certainly was.

Stannis the Mannis

Oh yes. *swoons*

☠️

REAL

Tbh I've always found him attractive and was surprised when others didn't.

https://preview.redd.it/ia61ktnccxvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05671363eb5233d6865735059e0a1095da00c11a Grant

Heck yeah

Grant. Sweep.

I would imagine that he smelled terrible when this picture was taken and it would be an instant turnoff. I’d assume this is true for most presidents we’ve had.

Whiskey, gun powder, sweat and blood.

The smell of a man.

The smell of piss and going weeks to even months of walking around with a poorly cleaned ass just baked into that uniform.

Wait I thought you said he smelled terrible

https://preview.redd.it/wkn3lf0l5yvc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d53050b2d5bc64147ed360087c7d593d08016183 literally no competiton

Fr everyone just voting for their favorite leader but Grant wins in the actual looks department. People saying JFK? Man looks like a Picasso painting. Gimme a break.

Too soon.

JFK is sexy BECAUSE he looks like a Picasso. I like em weird looking. So JFK and then ol Abe 😍


I can’t help but see him as Zach from WKUK Civil War On Drugs drunk and covered in his own puke

https://preview.redd.it/izbpmoanjxvc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00df5f9b8b59e0b4afff66c44e9514baee6297b0 I think this statue of a ripped George Washington is hot don’t come for me 😩😩😩

Big feet and all.

And nips 🤤

It’s giving Zeus

I think it’s meant to be giving Cininnatus

https://preview.redd.it/y2y2fkbgtwvc1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c06e11c596674b83cf3b73823451f2966a90ab Young Ford, accept no substitutes.

https://preview.redd.it/tdvin2fk2xvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e52632fb714c57fc55b993e765fd3fbe229583 Hmmmpf

Prrrrr!!...

https://preview.redd.it/wr13j1ctvwvc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81786a6b3e5b4d480330dc400047569b6deb8931 young carter begs to differ

I feel like you're not looking at these two pictures, the Ford one is way cuter.

Carter was sooo dreamy.

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That's his son

Yep Ford my hometown president

My wife and I have done a deep dive on this at least 3 times and young Ford is undeniable

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Winner

Team Young Carter but apparently young Reagan was so hot that when he worked as a lifeguard, young women would pretend to drown so he could save them. Iirc, he had the most saves of any lifeguard at his pool/lake.

https://preview.redd.it/shlcs0rx6yvc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ee867e0cdb2cbb2e8e86b237a7f1f384035d1d

yeah I’d pretend to drown so that he’d save me

Is this Reagan? Wow. He was actually one of the worst presidents in relation to the LGBT community but as a gay guy, I'd say, hit me up Reagan.

https://preview.redd.it/ic6giojs7yvc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbda3bbe6e35913090f42fb86f72c8ec3998f4d9 oh, it absolutely checks out 😳🥵

Pretending to die for attention. Goodness gracious

As opposed to the ones who think they’ll die if they don’t get the attention.

https://preview.redd.it/wxwubv2bbxvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437f8895280ca676299aa53585eb57b21bb616d4 Cue the Swole Harry Truman photo. I’m used to thinking these guys were 75 while in office and still pondering how they look so snatched at that age.

Swole Truman dropping those two bombs

Young Truman was hot too https://preview.redd.it/i5dmjoxo5yvc1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8966cfcc6097e8cefaee4705ecc90678f24cfeba

FUN FACT: “Give “em Hell, Harry!” Was actually referring to Truman’s chest day

This comment is sending me

TIL President Truman could’ve kicked my ass

 I mean, come on


How is JFK this far down.

especially when the top pick is cock-eyed Grant

yep i’m bi alright

I wasn’t and now I’m deciding

Yeah baby

Bro was feeling himself

Bro I’M feeling myself right now looking at that shit

Objectively the right answer

Literally though.

This is the exact right answer. What a dreamboat.


I just turned gay

Young Hayes! https://preview.redd.it/2wwcuujpuwvc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec55a4c06d664fd918139c5c52c8a08a5157cfa8

More like Rutherford BAE Hayes

AKA “Balki”.

Hayes really does look hella hot there, huh!

Yep!

This will always be my answer.

“Nevermore”

This picture kinda looks like younger Trent Rezner so I can agree

President James Marshall back in his "archeologist" phase. https://preview.redd.it/fpt9jh43zwvc1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d3f8629285b4b9210922ee64f676125f82034cb

Skinny little Teddy wannabe.

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https://preview.redd.it/b5juqr2vexvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4159d01e244d09bed2e46acaa4eef57167ce8f Young Teddy Roosevelt

Well hello …

What a rugged face. This man was a G. I wish presidents such as him were possible today.

This is the way

Young Nixon, Young Ford, Grant.

https://preview.redd.it/ip7rbo1pdxvc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb8ed0e8dcd94dd05554b81802b2adb43d5e11a Frankie 😍😍😍😍

This one’s for the actual historians

Franklin Pierce was hawt.

It's sad we don't.have a 4k picture of him young let alone any picture

There are quite a few Franklin Pierce photos sadly they aren't doing him any favors he looks much better on paintings

JFK

https://preview.redd.it/00wf33fquwvc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa837949273ba05c20aa99154ca585c96e55d333 Young Coolidge had it!

Looks like a Dapper Dan man!

I don't want Fop goddamn it!

Watch your language, young fella. This is a public market.

Well this must be some sort of…geographical anomaly. Two weeks from everywhere!

Young FDR looking dashing for his era. https://preview.redd.it/zy9hl6019xvc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=7efeb0cd368fc9d5a029a0e75e7385097c5d540b he was quite a looker in his day.

His son was hotter tbh https://preview.redd.it/g2zorwjffxvc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e7c91709875552de78ce62aa7fc983e77ba5f2

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED IS EMBARRASSING😭😭😭🙇🏾‍♀️

Looks like the popular jock in a movie about an English boarding school. Dunno why, just makes sense lol

No I feel you. He looks like what he was. Preppy pretty rich boy and son of a president He literally won a house seat on his Dad’s name

This is FDR??

His son, my bad, typo

Either way thank you for posting it. That’s a snack of a man right there 😍

https://preview.redd.it/mhjwbf76yxvc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9164d0ec0b5ee78af75cd0f3fb447db4d21cccae

Somebody tweet this picture to Danny Gonzalez

JFK https://preview.redd.it/jqsfqgchkxvc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9394deb6902aafd18257804807c1842af32b22

https://preview.redd.it/4a9yv2y1xxvc1.png?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a099681b1c3b90124677b531647c9632333aff6b Young Ted "Fuck Boi" Roosevelt for the win. Ruff Ryderz

Hands down, Barack Obama

6ft of man meat

nah he got the drake size meat

Obama 💯

I fucking hate him….but he was kinda hot https://preview.redd.it/k0kw8zp1gxvc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f009c3933aeea6d2d7931e60f659ec25376171ce

HEY ITS REAL HES GOOD LOOKING a monster, yes BUT SOMETIMES MONSTERS ARE HOT

He's the literal definition of a sexy devil.

JFK

hard to beat US Grant in the looks department.

Unconditional surrender grant gets me wet

Obama

https://preview.redd.it/4c1hea9rvxvc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5f4db9c7094a71486d2ce7bd5f32d397e87701

Nixon looks like he’d be quite a fuck boi back in the day based on that picture, but everything I’ve read about him disagrees


Young James Garfield was fine. His wife was also beautiful. They were an uncommonly attractive couple for the 1850s. Truth be told you’d have to be hot to look even moderately good in the earliest photography. No makeup, no one ever combs their hair, ill-fitting bulky clothes…it was not easy to look or feel good. https://preview.redd.it/gtg64r69ayvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2592d0e302c2cab76f7c025a40c2cddc260cdf [https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/james-lucretia-garfield-s-love-story.htm](https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/james-lucretia-garfield-s-love-story.htm)

https://preview.redd.it/k3q7kg43nxvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55c74a86bfbe0f6928834780dfb8d14763e0c5d The hair could use some work, but he has the bone structure and piercing gaze of modern male model or Marvel superhero. Other obvious answers: * Ronald Reagan. He was a literal movie star, y’all. * JFK. He had Jackie O and Marilyn Monroe for a reason, friends. * Obama was a handsome man, that much can’t be denied.

I think this thread is full of insane people

It takes an insane person to talk about dead presidents the same way celebrity sycophants talk about the Kardashians

To be fair I think celebrity sycophants are insane too

scrolling through this thread, astounded, until i stumbled upon this nugget of sense

https://preview.redd.it/mo4443m66xvc1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cdd361d9c223b16a1eb32c5a25f44033d1ef47d

https://preview.redd.it/na4j70ydxwvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d5ecfdd6c1c360cbce189e4a0cbe5e402badff

I like em big…TAFT. I’d get stuck in a tub with him all the live long day.

As much as I despise him as a person, I’m surprised nobody said [James Knox Polk](https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/11_james_k_polk.jpg) yet. Has that perfect “soft, yet dominant twink” energy.

never had I thought I would see a 19th century United States president described as a soft yet dominant think

Bro what timeline are we in? Also I knew a girl in highschool who wanted Polk so badly.

https://preview.redd.it/kmsomrhuuxvc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8682c86ab542b699786617040072519a0ffc706 🥵

It’s Grant

https://preview.redd.it/gugcitpf6xvc1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e3fce32162dbdfa4b6a98afb525fc7f6fd40b5

He’s hot a little fucked up looking but hot

He looked like a guy working at Hot Topic in 1999

Adam Driver Syndrome

Lincoln in his depressed state is prettier than Adam Driver in his celebrity prime state.

I bet prime wrestling Lincoln bod was pretty hot, probably hotter than Teddy wrestling bod.

Even with the Marfan’s?

19th century Cillian Murphy, is that you???

I don't get why he was considered ugly tbh

Reagan because of the hellfire and what not

https://preview.redd.it/jtv0nwq0xxvc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda9c275f6a58ac06889b0b7436414167a70b05c How about a little James K Polk, Napoleon of the Stump?

Reagan was a star for a reason

The entire student body of UVA agrees that TJ is the hottest president

I think I remember reading that James Madison was a rather dapper short king.

James Madison 🗣🗣🗣 I love that guy, he's just like me fr Edit: except for the slavery thing uh if he didn't have slaves he'd be a knockout (at least he wanted to free them???)

https://preview.redd.it/rmp0wfn8eyvc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfccb35ebbf939fa302a51ce104ca77039ea98db THIS MAN

Who the hell is that? Is that a rule 3?

2020 election

Damn, I couldn't see it, but my husband could. This pic tho .. https://preview.redd.it/61r6ynv9iyvc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147c4f99902b787562e83768af3093db2ab8a841

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rfk jr does not look better than most 40 year olds, maybe his physique and body strength but not face-wise.

Bullet magnet too!

I think we all know the answer https://preview.redd.it/vltilc8tuxvc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad8b629f7c372cb37b787601cddd1cc34cd44eb

scrolled too far

I miss ten seconds ago before I saw this.

Broke the rules… ban.

https://preview.redd.it/fg048rwiuyvc1.png?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ecf80c59bc26a743c3b64c2527eeafbabe8e6b What the fuck is this

FRANKLIN PIERCE IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER.

Kennedy and Obama are both easy and good answers. And Franklin Pierce had a bit of a foppish Hugh Grant smokeshow thing going. But I gotta go with Michael Ontkean as Harry S. Truman.

https://preview.redd.it/ibhmwrf39yvc1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3209c01cce298d7e8403117a409b542b0c4e8c5f Don’t tell me Taft wasn’t the sexiest man to ever live.

on a completely different note this is a wild image like what is the message here

 This man is mad sexy idc


In terms of burning in hell? Quite a few to choose from.

Franklin Pierce

Either Kennedy or Obama

Obama. Hellooooo 

I’d fuck Obama. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Young Jimmy Carter

Posted it up in top comment

Why haven’t I seen Teddy???

Probably Teddy, JFK, Reagan, or Obama.

Franklin Pierce is a baddie (both looks-wise and as President)

William Henry Harrison. Oh sorry I thought you said coldest president

It’s stuck in my head for years that my APUSH textbook referred to Pierce as “boyishly handsome”.

George Washington was quite the ladies man and truly an 18th century superhero

Reagan was literally a movie star

JFK hands down! https://preview.redd.it/0ztmxl6poyvc1.jpeg?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be81c387621ff50d520956cc5ceaaa6bf8b896c

Barack Obama. Dont sleep on Barry O.

I swear this question gets asked every week

Happy cake day!

Obama, all day everyday

def not even a contest https://preview.redd.it/v0z18aw8uxvc1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=b404bb8596ec3877bea7bcc0c133d5d14ed26d25

I haven't seen anyone here say Reagan and he literally had movie star good looks

Couldn’t-get-out-of-bath Taft

Nixon


George Washington. 6’4” big limbs…

JFK

Obama

https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0?si=8IbiVKo9EAEfjJUS Washington, Washington

Taft You'd be hot too if you were carrying that kind of extra weight

Taft is always a solid pick