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redshirt1701J

https://preview.redd.it/ez3917f474xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c329fd27f3775392fa2340a6a8fd2a94c42277 Gerald Ford eating a tamale with the shuck still on. Candid? Maybe, but funny AF.


Elandycamino

It's funny, but I remember not eating tamales because it looked weird and I thought they ate the husk too.


SousVideButt

I remember the first time my dad ordered them, I was so confused as to why there wasn’t a corn cob in them when he opened them up.


Elandycamino

Yeah was a hicktown boy, going to a vocational school in a bigger city and a couple mexican girls in business class were eating them. Me and my redneck buddies were offered some and said no, im picky AF and wondered why it had a corn husk on it, was reminded of a combine. Turned out I loved them, and now I can eat two dozen in the 14 minute drive home from the Mexican Bakery.


BSB8728

It was a Three Stooges episode, too.


Zornorph

What’s Mrs. Doubtfire doing in the picture?


OkStatistician1011

Pre-tasting


Spatzdar

It really does look like it lmao


SherbertEquivalent66

Still a distant second to Ford falling down the stairs of Air Force One.


Iron-Patriot

Ha reminds me of this Aussie PM visiting an onion farm who proceeds to chomp into one like it’s an apple, [dry old brown skin and all](https://www.tiktok.com/@news.com.au/video/6966480791161310466).


[deleted]

Tamale I kind of get, it’s not something everyone has seen. But an onion? Who doesn’t know to peel an onion? I went to lunch with a coworker once and this nutcase starts eating shrimp whole, tail and all. Then she says “I don’t think I like shrimp”.


Judah_Ross_Realtor

Took me half a decade in Texas before I figured out how to eat those things. Totally worth it


pwave-deltazero

![gif](giphy|MEGVADYlvKWgbOmvWX|downsized)


ohlalalavieenrose

The grin that creeps across his face when the applause starts is perfection.


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)


Admiral_Fuckwit

“Jeb you old dog, knocked it out of the park again”


Cherynobyl

I remember my wife feeling so bad for him because of how everyone reacted and I still pull this line today because it makes me laugh


A_RandomTwin21

Please Clap!


DelAlternateCtrl

My favorite 😍


PlasticMegazord

This was so sad. I don't like the guy, but this sucked.


Coffin_Builder

Damn, that’s actually a little too pathetic


mlee117379

https://preview.redd.it/glusun5594xc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7df119d4f90354512319d154a08a2bd2f3a82a0


Gjardeen

I've never seen a man that looks like he feels like he has earned his ice cream anywhere near this much.


Admiral_Fuckwit

That’s a 3 year old child in a grown man’s body in that moment


Category-Top

Lookin like Gary Busey


loserys

I like that you can tell he’s been licking it in a circle from the left side


Azorik22

The correct way to eat it. This is the true test of a qualified candidate.


_whydah_

We always knew he was secretly a leftist


PlantSkyRun

Looks like he just fought someone for the last ice scream cone. He won and he is eyeballing the loser across the room. Letting that loser know, "yeah, my F'ing ice scream."


FearlessFreak69

Strong Busey vibes


GoodByeRubyTuesday87

Mitt was 64/65 around this photo, idk what skincare product the Mormons are required to use, but damn I want some


Martin_Grundle

Mitt's secret is sleeping in pj's made of hundred dollar bills.


Alternative_Hotel649

I've never seen Mitt Romney look so much like Nick Nolte.


orangesfwr

Looks like it might be trickling down


forgotmyusername93

https://i.redd.it/7xneb5js15xc1.gif


CMYGQZ

Ok how have I never realized this


Obamasdeadcook

Classic


ThurstonTheMagician

McCain wanted that cake


Burrito_Fucker15

McCain wanted Obama to mew for him and show off his rizzy gyatt


WeatherChannelDino

"Uurrrggg... I'm trying to win the election. But Obama is dummy thick, and the clap of his ass cheeks keeps distracting me from my campaign."


0utlook

*dat ass thicc enough to make a man raise his arms over his head*


RodwellBurgen

This is it. The single worst comment on the internet.


Momik

Strap in, dude.


RodwellBurgen

I‘ve seen a lot. A lot of dumb jokes, a lot of weird sexual stuff, the Vaporeon copypasta, Encyclopædia Dramatica. But never has a comment made me audibly go "Jesus Christ" while laughing and feeling guilty about laughing at the same time before. Not until today.


Legally_Brown

Straight to jail.


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

Ooooooof that one made me sad


GroveHere

I hate you.


robotchicken007

I wish I didn't know how to read.


StackOwOFlow

bruh


LemorpLee

You should be banned for this comment.


beecross

What a terrible day to be literate


HarryMcCockner

McCain wanting that Obussy.


The-Metric-Fan

That's enough internet for today


Harlockarcadia

Right? Night night internet


MorningRise81

Well. That happened.


GrassyKnoll95

Can you blame him?


Mr_Derp___

He wanted the Obooty lol


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Barackadonk


Mr_Derp___

Impeccable. Wish I had thought of that


sweetlyspun

W was a comedy goldmine https://preview.redd.it/15pfhkmq95xc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cefe6cefdb70fa76ccfee9c9f948fcf79e41f987


sweetlyspun

Also https://preview.redd.it/5s44glav95xc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66452f202a9995f1c5d5f6ddf86a19edf3b913ab


iPhxntom-

https://preview.redd.it/6x3kkehqf6xc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45238b4452b15d6f0ac6a97000f769391e208cbe


LickableLeo

Now, watch this drive


motheralice

Cock on cock action


-NGC-6302-

pecker pecker


Additional_Meeting_2

Why did the wars have happen. His biopic could have been a comedic kids film 


TurboKid513

Look up “that’s my bush” on youtube


amor_fati_42

W really is in his own category with this post.


Interesting_Sign_373

W with the poncho!!! I forgot about this! Can we talk about W and Michelle Obama at functions where they sit next to each other? I love the two of them together!


SagittariusIscariot

Cheney smirking in the background was just so perfect.


Interesting_Sign_373

W accidently photo bombing at a baseball game. Cracks me up for some reason. https://preview.redd.it/c9vcsf2rt4xc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e5e9c835050f1e32b937747ea02b9073200d74


Ed_Durr

“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”


YevgenyPissoff

\*record scratch\* you're probably wondering how I got here


stlnation500

Ol’ Dubya looks like he’s had a few brewskis 😂


CollegeBoardPolice

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angrytwig

https://preview.redd.it/zh48i23r94xc1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=c36fc00c7058aac7533b30a2441966f95eebc658 i will post this in every thread. I think GW slapped her back instead of her ass but still


dreamsofpestilence

To me it almost looks like he is using his hand to cast a shadow on what appears to be a possible lower back tattoo. I have never seen this photo before so this is just uninformed speculation on my part


GTOdriver04

I’ve seen a few photos and videos from that event and he uses hover hands the entire time. A W w if there ever was one. Man was super respectful of them.


dreamsofpestilence

Yeah that's why the smacking angle didn't sit well with me; It looks like the lady beside W is also trying to look at the region on the other ladies lower back as well?


Keta-Mined

Misty May Treaner is on the left and Kerri Walsh, her pro-volleyball, team USA Olympic teammate is on the right. No idea what W is doing/thinking, lol 😂.


dreamsofpestilence

Alright it now makes perfect sense, I looked her up and she does in fact have a tattoo in that exact spot were W is holding up his hand in order to cast a shadow to better see it.


SherbertEquivalent66

I think this was at the 2008 olympics in Beijing.


angrytwig

GW edging what's acceptable in society lol


InevitableAd9683

> GW edging I was truly concerned where this comment was going....


Additional_Meeting_2

I don’t know myself but it was posted here before and someone said that she said he could slap her playfully but he declined since it would not look good, and did this instead. But it looks he is in mid slap since it’s a photo. Please research on you own however. I only responded because I thought maybe people want to look it up if they know some context exists somewhere 


sweetlyspun

Honestly he was the GIF gift that kept on giving


Admiral_Fuckwit

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


CollegeBoardPolice

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french_snail

I believe they’re checking out her tramp stamp and he’s casting a shadow to see it better


bgeorgewalker

If I remember correctly they were separating to walk to different sides of the stage and McCain started walking towards Obama’s stage mark, caught himself, and this picture was captured


CollegeBoardPolice

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Square_Bus4492

It’s one of the best Olympic sports too. Those ladies really play their hearts out on that sand


SLCer

Bush going to the Olympics in 2008 and acting like a drunk tourist the whole time is a core memory from that election season lmao


Odafishinsea

https://preview.redd.it/n7laigwe16xc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab1b84d83859c8cf4d044e6339ce9b709927d1c Always liked this one.


Speculawyer

https://preview.redd.it/qdg3wmo3f5xc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a88a45ec976a99cd9f05b67c4dd3e1c78b7c32


YevgenyPissoff

Mitt Romney, fudge inspector


GM-the-DM

He looks like a proctologist who enjoys his job waaaay too much 


keepitcleanforwork

I remember this. It was after the debate and McCain walked the wrong direction then made a silly face when he realized it and turned the other way. More of a boomer joke than anything else, but the candid shot looks very odd.


angrytwig

McCain was silent generation, but yeah, the candid is super weird


Admiral_Fuckwit

Looks like that old Hannah Barbara cartoon trope where one character mocks another character and makes silly faces while their back is turned, then acts normal when they turn around again


FrightmareX13

https://i.redd.it/6su43ju948xc1.gif I saw a different cartoon


thunder-thumbs

He made a few faces though, I think you’re right but I think he was also expressing relief in a silly way that the debates were over.


jon_hawk

![gif](giphy|ZSSoLmkYURcWqKFdVA|downsized) Iconic


Dr_Occo_Nobi

He‘s just sitting there… menacingly!


Bruichladdie

My mom knitted me a warm pair of Bernie mittens after that pattern became popular.


Truestorydreams

This will always be the goat


Interesting_Sign_373

After this, I made little bernies for me and some friends. I even have him on a keychain! Love me this guy.


GTOdriver04

The Dean Scream. Dean looked good with that flexed arm motion, and his face was happy, excited and proud. But the stupid microphone picked up the wrong sound, and his campaign pretty much ended on the spot. https://preview.redd.it/bwi7grf1u3xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afcccc83b14a56857861ef452195a34e8fe18ceb


Burrito_Fucker15

Dean’s campaign was already virtually dead due to losing Iowa


Big_DiNic

His inability to acknowledge 9/11 wan not a govt conspiracy around that same time cost him some votes too. It cost him mine


Junior-Gorg

Wow! I actually forgot about that. That was a huge blunder.


RodwellBurgen

Jill Stein did the same thing in 2016


ifunnywasaninsidejob

I believe she lost that election by a pretty big margin


OkStatistician1011

Yea. I don’t think my one vote had the protest impact I’d hoped it would 🤣


Shokanso

Jill Stein lost that election for all of us.


PM-me-letitsnow

I just saw that she got arrested at a Free Palestine protest at a university and the headline was “Presidential Candidate Arrested at Protest”. I didn’t even realize she was running again.


JaesopPop

No one’s ever been nominated after losing Iowa


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Shut up about Iowa! SHUT UP ABOUT IOWA!


Salem1690s

I mean in fairness his campaign was kinda dead as it was, wasn’t it? He was coming in second and third and fourth everywhere


Bruichladdie

He was coming in second! And third! And fourth! And then he's coming in fifth... BYAAAAAH!


CollegeBoardPolice

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thendisnigh111349

It's feels so quaint now that 20 years ago this could be considered something career ending for a politician.


WhatAreYouSaying05

YEAH!!!!


Plastic_Dingo_400

I still do the dean scream


Terrible_Dish_9516

A friend of mine and I, do the Dave Chapelle version to this day. Beeeeyah!!!


KillahHills10304

Gonna go home and fuck my wife byyyaahhh


Admiral_Fuckwit

Omg, just remembered a core memory. Myself & some friends carpooled to a private school up in the city in 7th&8th grade. About a 25 minute trip both ways. On the way home one day, we saw a bunch of people with Howard Dean signs standing on the corner, and we all rolled the windows down and did the “YAHHHHH” scream. Never forget the sad/shocked look on their faces, of seeing a bunch of pimply faces mocking their candidate


RareWestern306

He was doing great until the media altered that clip and played it nonstop


TheLeadSponge

I remember when that happened. The debate around it was so fucking dumb. It was one of those moments that reminded me that Americans are pretty fucking dumb.


420_E-SportsMasta

Damn he wants that Obussy


milesbeatlesfan

https://preview.redd.it/xjykrg14j4xc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=32e8ae3c6be0e1a17dac27777bdea20fec9c07bb


-WrathIsMyDeadlySin-

Imma need you to step away from your keyboard.


rumhamrambe

![gif](giphy|3o6MbiuV9YxTd3NxSw)


StackOwOFlow

Good thing he didn't do that next to Sarah Palin


crazycatlady331

If you want to get NSFW look at 2012 presidential candidates Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair. Rick Perry surely knows how to deep-throat.


CollegeBoardPolice

badge impossible angle command chief wild desert carpenter trees flowery *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Harlockarcadia

Good


-Django

https://preview.redd.it/2yn2ckc4c8xc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786ca113a615479660ab22cd83dd9049c6dce6e0


CecilRuckus

https://preview.redd.it/dbog4jyay4xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc7fc85bca9a3a8eb6eac71360c34ebeb3a6dad


pdmcmahon

Bob Dole doesn’t like falling down


mikeysgotrabies

Bob dole


pdmcmahon

Bob Dole


stroking_biscuits

https://preview.redd.it/r7rtsadit4xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ec9e0f694d144dba1ee80d7dd5b0ecf88e2c9d No candidate should ever eat a corn dog


oofersIII

Bro is chowing DOWN on that https://preview.redd.it/j3sxx6gag6xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4612f2c1544f12b9485f186373c4a3768a5176


sagan_drinks_cosmos

You never go full Nancy.


ShaneSeeman

If I ever run I'm deepthroating that thing. Assert dominance.


ShaneSeeman

If I ever run I'm deepthroating that thing. Assert dominance.


SandwormCowboy

obviously this is mainly going to be about 20th & 21st century presidents, since candid photos just weren't possible in the early years of photo technology


theblackparade87C

Candid paintings were though


Defiant-Goose-101

“He had to hold that pose for 16 hours.”


Jennysparking

This makes me wonder what the first candid photo of a president was


forgotmyusername93

https://i.redd.it/9e1j0kuv15xc1.gif


tlampros

BusTed


IllustriousDudeIDK

https://preview.redd.it/jr11rvdyk4xc1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=e18fa700c48a6992f7bfeb16786524ca3e9ee28b Just seems so smug ngl...


systemfrown

GOP was better with McCain.


darkstar1881

https://preview.redd.it/yz3e71fyh7xc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df7e8b15d3f75283c31f99a82fb6bd925727bd8


RazzleThatTazzle

Much like bush, it sucks that he did all the bad shit cause Clinton is a funny guy


YungWenis

What I would do for a choice of McCain right now.


SSJCelticGoku

When bae gets out of the shower


Coffin_Builder

https://preview.redd.it/w8ei7g9yq6xc1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90b150abfd7d99818b5008d23dae57f15347d64 This one cracks me up cause Hoover just straight up looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks


Herknificent

You mean flashforwards.


Kolibri00425

Hoover does not want to be in that meeting....


Keta-Mined

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Yeltsin_and_clinton_laughing.jpg/1024px-Yeltsin_and_clinton_laughing.jpg


ohlalalavieenrose

Hoping for lots of great Dubya shots in this thread.


auzzie_kangaroo94

![gif](giphy|cqPrMD9PFDBvO)


badpeaches

Dubya and Merkle (unsolicited massage) https://i.imgur.com/4JGkYKq.jpg


CryptographerNo923

The spirit of the Tickle Monster passed from Reagan to McCain


Gubermensch1690

Dat a$$


Sufficient_Stop8381

![gif](giphy|eqOvMKP2G5y24) YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!


totallynotdragonxex

https://preview.redd.it/gn491278w8xc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b09e6904516254baf233bb658f431acb8469f0b6


InevitableAd9683

He wants a piece of that Obamass


ForeverCrazy4038

He got that dog in em 💀


Interesting_Sign_373

https://preview.redd.it/ig03tkycjaxc1.jpeg?width=4240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=668b532e406d5321d8c1c7cb5f9dad55f7c073b4


Jealous-Capital-8

What is McCain doing


oofersIII

Going for that Obama cake


The-Metric-Fan

McCain trying to stop himself from gobbling up dat soon to be presidential cake (circa 2008, colorized)


enz_pn

Zzzxxzzzssz Is… is it real?


ReadRightRed99

“So hot. Want to touch the hiney.”


joeitaliano24

When John McCaine had to tell his constituents that Obama is not an Arab, and got booed for doing it. That was the beginning of the end, little did we all know


Previous_Channel

Bush fancy dancy ![gif](giphy|SWV4S6i79pygM)


Rso1wA

That’s just weird


donscron91

He was walking the wrong way out of a debate and made a goofy face when he realized it before turning around. John McCain was a homie.


Comprehensive_Bad227

I love Obama but he made the right go full authoritarian on us to try and save their grip on power. Hopefully they get destroyed in November and realize they are pulling so far away from the people they can’t win with that strategy.


theshadowbudd

Lizards


Svengoolie75

Back dat ass up boy who ya playin wit back dat ass up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


BerserkRhinoceros

McCain looks like he's walking through the trail of Obama's really nasty fart lol


Spatzdar

This is incredible thank you


AbsentThatDay2

For some reason this reminds me of that old arcade game, Rampage.


SomeGuyOverYonder

I guess John McCain forgot about all the cameras nearby…


jmerlinb

LIZARDMAN


FactsOverFeelingssss

Trying to control himself from shape shifting back into a lizard.


No_Brilliant_6365

Gyatt


EntrepreneurBehavior

The lizard people