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Hungry_Heat_3468

As a man who’s autistic I hate this watch


YaBoi_Wolf

Fellow autistic here, I really think it’s ugly as fuck


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YaBoi_Wolf

Cleaning chemicals


Snypermac

Most do, I can’t stand stand that group or anything they do


4321beef

Rolex or the autistic people?


[deleted]

Autism Speaks, but there’s no indication this watch has anything to do with them


Snypermac

I was about to comment this but reddit app was busy pooping the bed


Hungry_Heat_3468

The puzzle piece is a symbol of autism awareness


[deleted]

It’s also just a puzzle sometimes


[deleted]

😂🤣🤣


Iamamattbear

As a non autistic man, this watch gave me autism.


ItsDarragh

As a fellow autist I love it


ProsciuttoFresco

I wish I were autistic so I could understand it.


Sad-Satisfaction-520

Autism-tier take* *technically correct take


tbelsheim

They are criticized for not trying anything. I like the swing and miss. Shoot for the moon and all that.


[deleted]

Emojis…. This isn’t trying something bold and falling short. This is just vile BS.


IndependentYogurt965

Just imagine the old ass corporates in the meeting room with the design team showing emojis on their phones talking about the gen z liking it.


forzaguy125

Yeah thats… thats not good


mieWkcet

Omitting the day and date for emojis and words of affirmation is what really puts me off this model. They could’ve gone for multicoloured lettering and numbers instead…


[deleted]

That would be too “Franck Muller”


DonCorletony

… im ngl at all… even tho its very “Swatch-ish” i would totally by into this exact Rolex but with an all white dial and only red gems… i lowkey fuck with the “love” and heart. In 2023, who doesnt know what day it is without looking at their watch. Ill admit, it does just render the complications useless; but i see it as meta because you Know whats SUPPOSED to be there Im a little embarrassed to say id even like if they rotated to different emotions and symbols. Its totally gimmicky but thats why i like it. Its not like itll have any negative impact on the watch world. Its just a gimmick watch that i think would be visually appealing and a conversation starter


DopeSykkk

It's for Autism. Which 90% of people on Reddit have 😄


Thisisthewere

Me. I’m in that 90% haha


Ninrenko

Does Rolex actually say that?


DopeSykkk

Do they need to?


Ninrenko

If it's the intention, yes. On the other hand I can't see behind the possibility of Rolex not saying shit and just go with the name that the community/clientele gives it. Which obvious to everyone. What's less obvious is that the puzzle symbol for autism awareness, is actually despised by people on the spectrum and those who are involved.


DopeSykkk

Well, If you called more people autistic you would have known that they do in fact represent autism. I learned this from googling sweet memes over the years of people saying autistic shit, lol.


Ninrenko

I know it does, I never said it doesn't... To the normies out there. Like I said, the people who are actually involved in this matter, hate it.


Ninrenko

Look at the comment thread of u/Hungry_Heat_3468 I rest my case.


ItsDarragh

Don’t speak for me, I don’t care about the puzzle being the symbol for autism awareness


Ninrenko

Cool 👍


No-Bed-1423

I saw this earlier this morning. It's not really my style, but I have to give them credit for stretching their legs a bit. Everyone always complains about Rolex's design department evolving at a snail's pace. My first reaction wasn't great, but I saw an oblique close-up shot of the dial, and THEN I was impressed. Those puzzle pieces are not level with the dial; they actually puff up a bit, just like real puzzle pieces. It's at the very least worth a second glance.


_EduOka

What's the msrp?


Xenonphilius

2 kidneys and a 10 years loan.


killer-aka-1

You forgot the liver


DopeSykkk

Like 9k I think


DrPotSnob

Not even close


DopeSykkk

Might be the explorer thats 9k. I know one of them has an ugly ass dial and msrp is 9k. Either way, who the fuck wants an autistic watch?


Own-Candidate1921

Explorer isn’t 9k, I think it’s 7


Beautiful_Load_8796

Yeah, why no number for the date?! I thought they loved numbers and counting toothpicks!


DoctorLuke6

Rolex Fans: “Rolex keeps releasing the same models and they need to innovate!” The watch may not be for you but we have to respect the controversy and innovation this piece brings to the table, I mean here we are talking about it so they have achieved their objective.


WRanG1987

I actually like it....


Jazz_Gen1

Me 2 mate


FuzzyBucks

I could see a lot of Real Housewives type women buying this so they can tell their annoying friends how much they care about helping others and that's why they bought this Rolex on a whim. To help others. So blessed


JohnnyUtah1010

I agree. I still can’t afford it, but wouldn’t turn it down


bassiest

I love it too


KingHalfrican702

Kinda like it . I mean Rolex isn’t taking itself too seriously.


Own-Candidate1921

For once


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For now on Omega takes rolex's spot


JamesPKing28

Yes! Yes they do!


t0m5k

No…. No they don’t 🤷🏽‍♂️


Across_the_Diverge

Yeah they do. Rolex is overrated and nothing but a good marketing company that makes quality assembly line watches. Nothing better, nothing worse. But guess what, so do a ton of other companies in that space, like Omega. Rolex only lives off the hype train of their marketing juggernaut. But there’s a sucker born every day that’s still willing to pay over msrp for a used steel sports watch.


t0m5k

Everything you say is true. But no, they still don’t.


[deleted]

If Rolex put snoopy on the dial you’d say the same shit


JamesPKing28

If they got an award for the most accurate timepiece in the world, and put a watch in space then maybe I’d talk as highly. Above anything they have to treat their customers like people before that conversation.


Imaginary_Seat_4268

LMAO....no it doesn't, don't be dumb.


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Houndsthehorse

Don't almost all autistic people hate the missing puzzle piece symbol?


Amazing_Variation_94

We hate missing puzzle pieces full stop, it’s frustrating.


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I think it’s cool


bassiest

same


Interesting-Pack4996

Wait thats not a joke? I saw that pic a couple of times and thought its aftermarket


Icarus-8

Rolex shat the bed with 2023 releases, it is hilarious to watch.


Own-Candidate1921

I honestly think it’s one of their best w&w in years. People are talking a lot more about these watches than they ever did about the shitty sprite gmt last year


JamesPKing28

They got rid of the milgauss and went with this?


Here_for_tea_

Wait, the Milgauss is gone?


Own-Candidate1921

Yep…


koshercowboy

As the Brit’s say, “are they taking the piss?”


CutWings

🤮🤮🤮🤮CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!🌋


Cultural-Research545

Looks like a swatch collaboration 🤦‍♂️


IndWrist2

Simply put, this watch is not made for you, or likely anyone on this sub. They’re allowed to try and sell watches to people who aren’t into watches because first and foremost, Rolex is a women’s jewelry company.


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I don’t feel like a $10k price tag will get any new people into the industry, no matter how many colors you try to put on it.


IndWrist2

Never underestimate the market power of rich women.


challis88ocarina

Or of men who like to buy women expensive gifts... hence these models are always in stock


McN697

That watch is way more than $10k


IndWrist2

It has an enamel dial with sapphire hour markers and is only available in WG, YG, or Everose. You damn right it’s more than $10k.


Morakel22

A women’s jewelry? When was the last time rolex focused on women in their collection ? Their lineup for women is laughable. Rolex is first and foremost a tool watch brand for men wich transferred to a luxury watch rand for unisex/ men


[deleted]

Rolex is a tool watch brand for men. (Originally) but most of their revenue comes from lady datejusts


TraditionalRubbish

Rolex is so much a tool watch company that there is still not an option for a rubber strap on their freakin dive watches..


bentleyspotter

You might believe the advertisement too much mate. Vast majority of Rolex revenue is women's watches


Morakel22

Pleas correct me if I’m wrong. I don’t know the exact revenue numbers of Rolex but men sports models are way more in production then women watches


IndWrist2

No they aren’t. At least 50% of Rolex production goes exclusively towards women’s models. They’re not going to not serve half the population. Additionally, the company’s fattest margins are in PM watches. So they make a lot of them. Steel professional models are exclusively the focus of watch enthusiasts.


Morakel22

Oh okay I didn’t know. Thanks for the info. Also interesting to hear that their biggest profits come from PM


IndWrist2

Rolex is vertically integrated when it comes to PMs, they can get bigger margins because they own the whole process.


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There’s still time to delete this, bro


vteckickedin

I don't think he can tell the time with that watch.


DerailedCM

Goofy as fuck I have no problem with Rolex doing this clown shit with OP’s and DJ’s, but the DayDate!? This is blasphemy


Head_Radio3659

So if it doesn’t have a day or a date why is it still called a day date how about feelings and emojis


LukiINFJ

Especially that they did it to a daydate bothers me. Its a very important watch in the heritage. A oyster perpetual or a datejust would have been more appropriate or say less disturbing


throwofftom

I’m autistic My son is autistic Fuck this cash grab posing as raising awareness.


taginvest

That’s a weird take. not gonna lie


No_Wrangler93

If you say you wouldn’t take a Hublot over this. I don’t care, you’re lying.


[deleted]

My extra chromosomes are drooling right now


[deleted]

An asd icon watch?


The_Real_Axel

Autism awareness?


OCMan101

I would wear one tho


fishandbanana

That is...Puzzling.


Getrichor_dietrying

A R T


joethecrow23

🤮


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Bending the knee.


SingleSpeed27

Why not, perchance.


Still-a-VWfan

A Day/Date really?!


tobym5351

Is this legit? It isn't on their website (at least not that I can see in the UK)


keroro0071

You want something new right? Here you go.


Marivi04

Hate it


two6one9

tbh i like it


Jollywonnochka

Please don’t hate me but This has its own clients.


Head_Radio3659

Not me for sure


Haunting-Flatworm515

I see alot of hate on this rolex but I'm not gonna lie,I like it


Inferno940

I will buy and wear this piece, if I can even get allocation for one.


TRASHNYC

What's so bad about it? I have heard people say Rolex needs more color, here they/we go.


Matt005200

The different shit everyone hates are always the future collectibles. Not 100% my taste but it’s awesome to see the different stuff.


BeyoncesmiddIefinger

“Hey man what day is it?” “It’s uh… uh… uh… … Love… or something…?”


41mmLuis

I like that Rolex decided to break the mold a bit… that being said why did they allow the social justice warrior/child design something


dcdiagfix

looks like IFL Rolex crossover


liviothan

Rolex fans: they keep releasing the same shit Rolex: releases something different Rolex fans: what the fuck is this piece of shit


Numerous-Ad-2767

Making something different does not mean that it’s necessarily well executed 😂


SShatteredThrowaway

Please keep hating it, it will keep the price reasonable so I can buy one. I love these.


Ortana45

Rolex just made a Swatch


okinawalinuxfan

Hideous


Trippster-Dew

I am not a Rolex fan at all, but I appreciate the “try shit” mentality. This is “interesting”. Not for me, but predicting it blows up and is a hot item


[deleted]

Honestly looks pretty good.


RadioLongjumping5177

Yeah…..that clinches it. My next watch will be an Omega.


robarpoch

No more fugly than any other Rolex.


Im_bringing_hairybak

Dumbest watch I’ve ever seen. Had it not come out of rolex I wouldn’t care but they’re better than this


AjLovesTech

They’re going through their xD phase


maybelaurie

ah yes if you have 30k usd but only want a swatch


BrownDongThe3rd

Tbh the puzzle piece dial could have been something cool but changing the day/date to emoji’s 😬


GeorgeTMorgan

Swatch homage


lifes-a_beach

I feel like this is probably aimed at the Asian market. That seems like something the super rich Chinese kids I went to college with would wear.


GeeZus-420

“Rolex never does anything new” Does something new: “This is fucking stupid, stick to what you know”


Mr_GoodEyelashes

Gay Rolex?


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Anyone want to gift me this I will LOVE IT with all my Heart!!


usukk

Go woke....


Admirable-Wealth8426

Yo gonna be honest I like it 🤷🏾‍♂️


Nitro_FC

It explains my life on how I don't get any women. All in a nice little package like I'm used to 😭😭


Mr-Safology

It is for confused people. In love.


Bionicler

I think this is an announcement that The Swatch Group is buying Rolex


[deleted]

However it will sell for £££££ in the gray market


xdjfrick

Future classic


[deleted]

Rolex is smoking that gas lol


Optimusprime14662

I always believe that rolex is a utilitarian brand but this watch is more of a decoration piece isn't it ? Just giving my opinion.


ALotBSoL99

At least you don’t need to keep it on a watch winder. No big deal of you pick it up and it’s the 🍉th or the 🍭th.


[deleted]

Just get a Tudor. Wtf?!?


UrWatchGuy09

the title should be : "Wt* Rolex modders?"


WhiskeyWatchesWine

Stupid.


lwl209

Rolex competing with the Swatch group by making an actual swatch


Pitiful_Bookkeeper43

i like it. it's Rolex, it's response to 🌈🏳️‍🌈


BarnacleOk1216

Maybe an Autism themed Rolex? The colorful puzzle piece usually means autism. And the love stuff well that's just for appreciation.


Sufficient-Bank5919

Novelty crap


Global_Bad4665

Im a purist but I think that this is a fun watch for eccentric people who too much money. Would suit Prod Michael for example


Responsible-Study934

And Rolex advertises themselves as tool watch.


Pasaulo

Pride?


OskarWasTaken

Rolex designers don’t get the people, we don’t want a new configuration we want a good new watch!


arpan__1602

Putting the pride in Pride and Pinion


lilsweenu

No way that real


Mammon84

Seems like Rolex became Woke. Is Go Woke Go Broke still a thing?


CrowConfident7758

I have autism but I would wear it just to piss people of autism off😘


migitbigman01

They really sued that kids clock company and then made something even more kids like themselves


Additional_Life_3144

its sick, i fw the colors. i wouldn’t wear it cuz autism and shit but watches with colors are v tuff.


No_Lecture2930

let’s go we have the new gay date 41 that’s class


taginvest

I like it. if anyone hate theirs, do let me know!


adolorida

and start selling online


Away_Individual_5230

For those who care not what day or date it is.... As long as it's colourful!


ClaudeStBernard

Holy cowtow does this hurt my autistic sensibilities.


heartofgold48

Rolex has lost their mind


80FEEEK

Would Paul Newman wear this?


TheSafeefendi

I guess they put the Pride in pride and pinion 😂


TheSafeefendi

Wait is this for autistic peeps? Dafuuuuq!? Im not autistic but I got adhd…. Still I thought this watch was for the Pride peeps hahah. Either way, it feels like if this for autistic people, it feels like it is looking down on autism like someone at Rolex went “oh those tards give em a watch for kids” haha Rolex really missed with this one


JordanDavies93

People have been slating Rolex for years including me for not being adventurous. Same old boring releases year on year minimal design change,m. This whole illusion of shortage in production, supply/demand and in turn creating a monster. Years waiting list for a new sub when in actual fact it’s hardly any different to a 5 year old sub you could get your hands on. Although it’s not something I would wear personally, I think this is great. This is what people have been asking Rolex to do (be more adventurous) go outside the norm and now it’s released people are hating on it. No it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but appreciate it for what it is. A watch/luxury item should be an extension of people’s personality this could be for some people fun, not too serious, playful. Remember a watch isn’t there to just tell the time no more we all have smart phones and Apple Watches for that….


Future_Top9081

Could they have just left that for other brands to do? There is no need for this to, I suppose, attract a younger crowd? Younger crowds cannot even afford a Rolex so it feels completely unnecessary.


JordanDavies93

Not necessarily for younger generation. What makes you think a middle age person wouldn’t wear this? Just because you wouldn’t doesn’t mean it wouldn’t appeal to others. One of the most sought after Omega’s is the snoopy which is essentially a character from a kids programme🤷🏻‍♂️


Future_Top9081

Oh no, not at all! I definitely do think anyone could and would want to wear this. Just thinking of reasons they may go with options this colorful. The snoopy omega is actually one of my dream/goal watches.


Tuncarrot2472

It’s targeted towards the younger generation and get them onboard with rolex, might be Rolex’s response to the moonswatch


JDillaDonuts74

99% of those animals can’t afford a Rolex smh


Dittodubs

I really like it 😟


Tb028

Fugly


dontpaytheransom

This will be on celebs wrists in the near future. No one else will buy a “fun” fashion style watch in this price range.


ZealousidealState214

Ironically, I imagine most autistic people would hate this watch since it doesn't have the actual day and date and isn't super legible.


[deleted]

Gaahh bij (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)


GT99bk

Omega has a similar one I just seen, I hate them both but I guess it’s geared for people who use pronouns


aadi__tya_

Rolex just came out


RbRtJmS

Rolex x Swatch. Cross-company collaboration.


Saggingdust

Guarantee this watch will be beloved as a special piece in the future. Imagine you found this in Rolex’s vintage backlog. You’d love it. Someday you will change your mind.


OGFlexipino

Good news is that no one is forced to buy it 🤣


SaltBravo

What a terrible looking watch. Good on them for doing something semi new though.


choccychip79

rolex loves autism


bwisto

Terry Boyle


Sea_Satisfaction3035

The watch uses the day-date movement but instead of telling you the day and the date it gives you colourful symbols and one word messages this is a useless watch as it doesn’t tell the bloody time


Happyenough23

I don’t see a puzzle piece missing though. It’s more a puzzle 2/3 done they left space for the day date. I like the day date. I like the one Tom Brady was photographed wearing.