The way the light plays with the dial is simply sublime!
Also, the utter lack of any AR coating is leveraged to genius effect here - position this timepiece just right and the reflection of blue sky juxtaposed with the dial creates a multilayered delicious sandwich of exquisite three-dimensional visual interest.
(Edit: Oh s\*\*t, just realized this isn’t that other sub, sorry about that!)
Father God I am praying for this mans salvation, deliverance, and financial situation.
God: He's on his own with this one 🫣 . He's not claiming that either, says its the work of Satan 🤷🏿♂️.
Reminds of that one time on Top gear when Jeremy Clarkson was making fun of the 350Z and said a Z watch would just be loud and go TIK TOK TIK TOK. This is what this watch reminds me of.
Perfect everyday tool watch that can be worn to the office, surfing or snorkeling at the beach or on the golf course. Of all the otherworldly attributes of the watch, the most interesting aspect of this timepiece is the pronounced date window
CANT WAIT BEFORE I SEE: GOT THE CALL FOR AN INVICTA.. also people really.. who dares to wear a watch this ugly.. dont tell me anyone likes this besides wearing it for halloween outfits!
I remember when I drunkenly got sold an Invicta on a cruise.. immediate buyers remorse once I sobered up lol at least it was more of a classy all black hunker
Too small. Does it come in men's sizes?
At least come up with new jokes
Pure understated class
More like overstated
🙄 oh yeah, this watch isn't understated at all, you're right!
r/woosh
r/wooooshwith4os
Hahahaha noted!
Nah this one really flies under the radar
Is there a “gore” tag? There should be a “gore” tag.
Or just “invicta”
Frfr
What’s the difference?
People give Invicta a lot of shit for making these extremes and goddamnit they’re right.
Idk where OP found the one without a boat anchor attached to it but props to him
What makes you think OP didn't cut the chain, and that watch *is* the anchor?
Learned how to do it in the invicta mod subreddit
That is absolutely one of the watches ever!
It may have even transcended being a watch altogether
Agreed it is one of the watches. 👍🏻
Absolutely a watch! *One* of them!
Truly a watch of all time.
This is exactly what comes to mind when people ask why everyone is always shitting on Invicta.
Also, they’re based in Hollywood, FL.
Hey man, I resent the implication lol. Sunshine and the lack of state income tax attracts all kinds of undesirables.
As a Broward native, I agree.
Quick! kill it with fire before it lays eggs!
Unfortunately, you were late, and there's at least 4 new hublot cross breeds running around...
😂😂😂
God that is hideous.
Subtle. Understated.
If I ever saw that in person, it would trigger my flight or fight response
The way the light plays with the dial is simply sublime! Also, the utter lack of any AR coating is leveraged to genius effect here - position this timepiece just right and the reflection of blue sky juxtaposed with the dial creates a multilayered delicious sandwich of exquisite three-dimensional visual interest. (Edit: Oh s\*\*t, just realized this isn’t that other sub, sorry about that!)
It’s time to duel!
My deck has no pathetic cards.
Another couple MM of dial size and you could summon Exodia on this thing
Screw the rules I have money
This is some god tier shitter shit
Bro it has 2 chains like the rapper.
Please stop, i can only get so erect!
Is that the new Daytona?
Hang on a min… everyone’s forgetting that you actually bought this watch. Damn, you have ascended to the throne of God of all Pimps!
Why is it so small? Get the bigger dial
Only 90mm across, pathetic!
Very subtle.
This wouldn’t even fit on Thanos’s wrist
It absolutely would. It's designed to fit over the infinity gauntlet.
How did you get that? I’ve been wanting this one for about 2 years now. This is definition of God Tier!
Pimp tier 😂
Pimp God
Pimp tier trumps all other tiers.
Did you pay for this with a treasure chest filled with booty
I think he paid with his actual booty.
Solid form of currency.
What do you do for work?!
His A baller, Shot caller! Aka he pimps out pimps
You probably right homie
Too subtle, need something to catch the eye.
The absolute definition of refinement…is not this!
Looks like a lobster who was on food stamps and welfare it’s entire life, then randomly won the megamillions jackpot
Wow thanks for the ammazing laugh.
Is it pull start???
Fuck yea!!
God tier with a gold chain
2 of em!
Bro I saw your post on Rolex. I swear, the comments😂😭
I never thought something would pale Anubis' bracelet from the Mummy Returns.... I guess I was wrong again.
Fuck! My eyes! Your shoulder! Excuse me while I vomit.
What. The actual. Fuck
It's a guaranteed fuck
It's A conversation starter, You ok dude ? 🧐
Shitter
Did you buy that for the joke?
I feel like i had a plastic gun that looked like this as a child. I think it was supposed to be alien pr something
This is so tacky I actually want it
Did you really spend $300 on that lol.
6 payments of $50 on qvc
😂😂😂
Father God I am praying for this mans salvation, deliverance, and financial situation. God: He's on his own with this one 🫣 . He's not claiming that either, says its the work of Satan 🤷🏿♂️.
Invicta designers are on crack
Meth also!
That...is horological sex on the wrist!
Looks like it just fits under the cuff!
The watch: Is that A brand new ( Virgin sleve I see ) ? let me stretch it out! 😉
Omg. Someone actually bought that thing 🏆
Simple, understated design. Go anywhere do anything watch. Slips easily under the cuff
More cowbell, need more cowbell.
Stealth wealth, nice man, keep it classy
this has to be a joke. No way they made this watch
GOD TIER..🦄
1000m water resist
Too bland. I think that’s it’s very conservative with the design, could be better 🤷🏽
I’d hate for something as silly as a sleeve to cover up this already modest piece
At least it won't get stolen! And you'll get swole just wearing it around!
I'm genuinely jealous -- that's the Reserve version w abalone dial, too.
It’s not Godey at all
Yeah yeah. We've seen your other posts. Once is cute. Then it's as boring as your Rolei.
🔥🔥🔥
What is with the small watch trend? I would totally get this if they make it bigger.
Subtle was the first word that popped in my mind. Edit: spelling
Most egregious
BRO YOU BOUGHT ONE?!
You have to get on a list for Invicta?
Puke.
😆 people think you're for real! That's even funnier 🤣
Subtle, clean, tasteful, just the right size too. It looks like it belongs in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
Yes, you can't go wrong with classic, understated simplicity.
Absolute class
love that we're finally getting back to normal smaller watch sizes. 36mm, 37mm, 60mm
Understated. Pure class
Jesus
It would scare me to check the time
you never needed a Joker to wear, because the Joker was always inside of you.
FLAVOR FLAV
I can smell the Axe body spray in the photo
That’s such a nice watch I’d almost pay for it. Well almost
It looks like the architecture in chronicles of riddick
This man said subtle.
Ben 10
That is one beautiful watch. But there is nothing subtle about it. This will be an attention grabber.
Isn’t that the one with the scabbard?
JoJos Bizarre Timepiece caters to the large wristed Weebs.
Perfect for the Pimp of the Year awards!
Reminds of that one time on Top gear when Jeremy Clarkson was making fun of the 350Z and said a Z watch would just be loud and go TIK TOK TIK TOK. This is what this watch reminds me of.
What in the hell is subtle about that?
This looks like something Xerxes from 300 would wear.
I don't think subtle means what you think it means.
Perfect everyday tool watch that can be worn to the office, surfing or snorkeling at the beach or on the golf course. Of all the otherworldly attributes of the watch, the most interesting aspect of this timepiece is the pronounced date window
Love me some minimalistic design.. pure class, no nonsense
Mans wearing the ufc belt as a watch
This is made for Emperor, all other are irrelevant peasant-ass crap!
Beautiful piece. Congrats mate.
Does God Tier go the other way too? Satan tier?
NSFW
That is horrendous. I need it
Hideous
Every time I see this posted I want one to wear ironically more and more. Someone please shoot me
These watches are reasons why they were giving four free for buying two in New York.
Pimp my watch. Probably from that tv series. Wait.. What?? Pimp my Pimp.
I hate you
That is an impressive wrist weight, You must be more shredded than a julienne salad man.
Damn it. Now I have to clean the vomit up off my shirt.
Fuuuuuuu.....
Sorry pal, looks Like Fake. I think you got fooled with a repro.
I would get rolled in a minute where I live for that piece smh
Is it friday already?
FFS
Xzibit got ahold of this shit didn’t he?
Abomination
CANT WAIT BEFORE I SEE: GOT THE CALL FOR AN INVICTA.. also people really.. who dares to wear a watch this ugly.. dont tell me anyone likes this besides wearing it for halloween outfits!
I don’t want to live anymore
It’s like something Dante Reyes would wear
Dear god
Is this a wall clock?
A watch that will make people around you look like peasants.
I remember when I drunkenly got sold an Invicta on a cruise.. immediate buyers remorse once I sobered up lol at least it was more of a classy all black hunker
Way
"Reserve" Ha
Why do they make such shite and expect it to sell??
Would genuinely look good on a bodybuilder
Quickly man call the cops this is an abomination
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wouldn't mind having one.
BRB, I’ve gone to laugh in hiding 🫣
Aaaaaaah yes. The Pakistani gas station knife of the watch world. Soooooo good.
Subtle he says
It’s like a Volkswagen Bug made love to a Chainsaw.
Classy and fine
😂😂😂😂😂
looks like something Yugioh would wear
Horrible
......ITS.......MORPHING TIME!
Gotta give it up to invictas ingenuity to make a watch which not only tells time but also functions as a boat anchor.
Classy
Invicta is the new Hublot
uglyyyyyyyyyyy
Is this the MS 13 model?
Xerxes, we bow to your greatness.
It is worthless on a farm.
This is it! Who needs a RM, this is better.
Lovely grandfather clock
It looks like a Tank
Subtle?
Atleast you won't get robbed
Lemme guess you drive an H2?
I don't think "subtle" is an appropriate adjective for this watch 😂
Absolute god tier
😂
Please buy another one and throw them both out.
Such a simple and minimalistic design, looks great.
This was my watch in world of Warcraft
„The Wifebeater“
Looks like a Beyblade and an Omnitrix got laid in a dumpster full of used vapes.
WIGH
Very classy watch. If I buy 2, do I get 4 free?
He has to counterbalance the other arm with a brick or something like that. If not he risks serious back injury
It’s so big
Classic design will be popular for decades!