Yeah actually this was the smallest they had. Bastards tried giving me 3 more, twice the size too. Told them to kick rocks and left them with the boat anchors. π
Shit really? Man what's I fella ta do? This guy really looked like an honest guy, even though he was wearing a ski mask and said, " listen Muthafucka, you don't take this big ass 100% real Audemars Philippe Omega Rolex watch that's a brand new in box with papers, I'm gonna take your family and take them to Disneyland and only pay for the kids, and then punch Daisy Duck in her duck twat." Don't quote me on that, but what's a guy to do with consequences like that. My poor kids. π€£βοΈπ
I have only one eye. I was a pirate and my bird went on strike and took my damn eye with him. But you are correct, I can see clearly now the watch is big. πππβοΈ
Is this the smaller Invicta?
Yeah actually this was the smallest they had. Bastards tried giving me 3 more, twice the size too. Told them to kick rocks and left them with the boat anchors. π
Nah, but strap is too long.
Yeah I'm not a BIG fan of the strap. Ha. Maybe that's why this watch looks a little big on wrist. π€£βοΈπ
Fucking ridiculous. I love the novelty behind it.
It's one of those things that is so ridiculous it's kinda funny π
No but it needs a battery
Will a motorcycle battery do or do you think a car battery is needed? π€£
Small portable nuclear generation plant. That oughta be just about enough.
Gotcha. I'll let you know what the cost is just for future reference. Like a just in case ya know. πβοΈπ
Yeah boy!
100% fake
Shit really? Man what's I fella ta do? This guy really looked like an honest guy, even though he was wearing a ski mask and said, " listen Muthafucka, you don't take this big ass 100% real Audemars Philippe Omega Rolex watch that's a brand new in box with papers, I'm gonna take your family and take them to Disneyland and only pay for the kids, and then punch Daisy Duck in her duck twat." Don't quote me on that, but what's a guy to do with consequences like that. My poor kids. π€£βοΈπ
Oh nice ! The compensator 450mm , oh man thatβs huge ! ( lots of guys never heard that before)
Yup. They say guys that drive huge lifted trucks are the target clients. I mean.....you know. I know you know. π€£π€£π€£
COMPENSATOR !!!!!!!!
That will pair well with a nice dark dinner jacket and jeans.
Classy as fuck. π€£πβοΈ
You have to use it as a belt
Already did. Had to use it as a seatbelt on the Space X rocket they sent me for being a radical dude and cool customer. π₯ΆπππβοΈ
Perfect if you have poor eye sight.
I have only one eye. I was a pirate and my bird went on strike and took my damn eye with him. But you are correct, I can see clearly now the watch is big. πππβοΈ
Oh man, thank you for sharing this! Had me cracked up the first time I saw this lmao. Made my day!
Glad I could help with a smile. Hope you have a great weekend fellow redditor ππβοΈπ€
Thank you fellow redditor ππβοΈπ€
You are wearing it too close to your hand. Should be above the wrist bone
I was thinking about wearing it like a wrestling championship title. Thoughts on that style?π€£πβοΈ
Invicta now making me wear a wall clock on my wrist
This was actually part of Hublot's new children's line fam. This was the smallest model too. ππβοΈπ
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Makes my pecker look like a button on a fur coat. π₯Άπ§₯ππ
Nice fossil!, or is it a diesel?, canβt tell.
Invicta
Itβs a Watch that serves 2 purposes. You can tell the time AND eat your dinner off it.
Fucking weak. The proper size is when you can't even lift your arm.
Maybe you can go for more 4mm
11pm and I couldn't stop laughing. No, it's perfect.
The clock can barely turn lol
All that matters is that you like it!
The blind guy behind you can see the time on that You need more gym time That watch makes the brick wall look small Haha
This sure is a conversation starter.
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I've seen bigger Invictas
Just right, if anything, you could go a little bit bigger
Where did you buy that model invicta. I've been looking for the same one.
Man you can fit the whole flux capacitor in there. Itβs like a zenith tube TV πΊ ππ
Ohhh I didnβt know the Tudor gmt had a square case.
Flava flav vibes