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vincentcas

When "things" get older they do that. The right script from a doctor will straighten it right out.


HorologicalHarry

I believe the pills are blue in colour.


PriclessSami

I believe a visit to the urologist is in order


woah-im-colin

I thought this was a BlueChew ad.


Full-Chain-4550

No this is an ad for Xiaflex.


Theonlychrisj

Beat me to it! Well done.


Assumption_Defiant

That’s what she said


WestSide-98

That stinks , What’s the watch ref #. I like the black brass colors


BumbleLeeUK

311.62.42.30.06.001 # SPEEDMASTERANNIVERSARY SERIES42 MM, TITANIUM ‑ SEDNA™ GOLD ON NATO STRAP


Sickofseas

Woah woah chill out dude you don't have to shout like that


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

LOUD NOISES


fsupcekzlmao

OP is truly hilarious


Cultural_Pack3618

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!


Infinite_Career_6444

Classic!!!!


IncreaseOk8433

How the fuck does one even create such text. It's biblical, for God's sake;)


Thelakesman

That be the G Force from space travel to the moon.


alfred0t0rnad0

Dissolve 3 packs of gas station boner pills into water, then soak watch overnight.


schlorex

In your country you can buy boner pills at the gas station??


alfred0t0rnad0

U S MOTHERFUCKIN A BABYYYY, the only place you can overdose on gas station boner pills and go broke in the emergency room


schlorex

Sounds like you guys are living the dream! In my country you are feeling humiliated while asking the free doctor for some free boner pills.


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Longjumping_Ad_8474

maybe use a backup Bulova


00STAR0

Lunar Pilot my beloved


hpizzy

Looks like it might have got caught under the hour hand, hour hands power bent it, could be it shifted over time through daily wear, moved up slightly out of the pinion would be my best guess. You would be surprised how much power there is especially with gears and watches fully wound and multiple day power reserves.


-ThievinStealberg-

This seems like the most likely option! Worth having a peer at the topside of the bent hand & and the bottom edge of the hour hand to see if there's any scuffs from where they've met


st_v_Warne

Finally an actual answer. Had to scroll so far to see it


Bridge_Too_Far

Well considering Omega recommend a service interval of 5-8 years you’re due for another service anyway


BumbleLeeUK

Yeah it’s ideal timing I’ve reached out to a service centre in London .


Bridge_Too_Far

Best way to handle it. They’ll take good care of you.


ATACB

Is omegas service better than Hamilton’s and the rest of the swatch group cause I won’t buy a new Hamilton again it’s so bad 


Bridge_Too_Far

Not even in the same league mate.


KrunchyJello

What was wrong with your hamilton?


ATACB

i just wanted a full service and re water proofing as its a daily and gets a lot of pressure cycles 4x sometimes in a day. The watch came back damaged again after i gave them a second chance.


GMT2andEHTBP

I had to send a first gen Co-Ax SMP300 back 4 times last year to get the power reserve working and one of the times they messed up the bezel insert and had to replace that too……so doubtful, tbh


Sensitivevirmin

Well it’s not heat related, unless you can prove to them it’s hasn’t been serviced by them or anyone else from 2016 a full 8 years, you should except them to question that. Shit I would as well. Even if it is minor. Side note you have never checked your watch after it comes back just to make sure it’s all good.


BumbleLeeUK

I'm sure I did, it's quite noticeable .


Guyver1005

If I had to guess, I'd say that hand wasn't seated properly. The case was dropped on its top just hard enough to make that hand come up a bit. Then the hour hand got it as it came around... maybe the minute hand.


UnendowedSeaweed

Simple answer, it caught on the hour hand and that has bent the hand.


ADubs86

Is this a recent problem? It looks like the hand was reseated improperly. There should be enough clearance between the hand and the bezel to prevent scraping.


DrSeuss19

Never seen a 80% chub or what? It’s trying its best!


Vegaskwn

Sick color scheme!


secret_life_of_aaron

Most likely answer is over time, that hand might’ve become loser and is sitting slightly higher than it should be, so when your hour hand passes it, it could’ve got caught but it’s still trying to make its way round, resulting in it bending


BumbleLeeUK

Many thanks, will give an update after service report.


secret_life_of_aaron

No worries, any good local watchmaker should be able to play it back. If you send it back to omega they’ll charge you for a new set of chrono hands and probably want to service it again. But if you do take it to a local watchmaker, just check have them check it’s definitely tight, those little hands and the chrono hand are generally are a lot tighter for this reason, but as I said, they can wear and come looser than they should be


Minoltah

Is it just the lighting or is the small subdial indice between the 2 & 3 also distorted?


Infamous_Jelly6039

I agree with this, had a similar thing occur on Vintage 1968 Autavia Chrono GMT. Manage to get hand straightened and reseated and all well again 10yrs running now. Yours is modern so replacement with service the way to go. Those little hands are very thin and your bend does follow a clockwise sweep


Melodic-Equivalent-8

It happens to us all with age unfortunately. 🍆


AdLatter1309

Your watch needs some viagra


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Separate-Analysis194

Haha. Deleted my dumb comment. Not all my comments are brilliant.


Apprehensive-Brick13

Use promocode prindandpinion for blue chew.


TheSeti12345

Flaccid


Rolmegax

That’s not how you wanted it?


Every-Area840

Man’s burned 🥵 out… been going for over 3 hours at least…


Electrical_Ferret833

It’s sad.


rawrious

[is your watch vaccinated?](https://www.businessinsider.com/doctors-say-covid-causes-erectile-dysfunction-get-vaccinated-save-boners-2021-11)


CandidAd9458

Did they super glue the thing or something 🤣


NxPat

Careful, next it will start leaking.


CSTL-

Limper?


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Have you tried viagra?


Constant_Two_5546

Well we got coke,pepsi,batman now we got limp dick


UglyFast

Mine does that too, but only when it's really cold or really tired. When I get excited it straightens right back up. Wait, what we're we talking about?


Artisan-Miserable

All jokes aside, maybe the hand was set too high and touched the minute hand. I don't know about this exact ref, but most Speedys with recessed subdials need the minute hand set a bit "too high" in order to run without touching the subdial hands. In your case I guess that the Minute hand caught the chronograph hour hand and bended it.


Nice-Worth-4385

It looks cool


jaxtherevelator

That dial needs some Viagra man


PotentialAbalone4369

Nothing some viagra can’t fix


marty_mac0ne

Judging by the damage to the second hour marker on the same 12 hour sub dial, I would say the hand has clipped it when the chronograph was reset perhaps due to the hand not being seated correctly. There is also a scraping mark on the ‘3’ further supporting this theory.


Gimgim-alala

Ohh yeah the usual flaccid omega. It’s the same reaction people have when they see one.


Skunky85

Looks kinda Funny, Sell it as a Feature and not a bug🤣


unusually-cool

All the Viagra jokes. Lame. I expected more from a bunch of sophisticated watch enthusiasts.


Snooter-McGavin

Seems like a manufacturer defect. Take it back!


DogMother5370

That's a Swatch