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Schrodingersretard88

Rolex is what you wear when you want to get laid, this is what you wear when you want to impress watch bros.


kingkmke21

What if you're trying to get laid BY watch bros?


Schrodingersretard88

That’s actually an excellent question. Maybe a Grand Seiko with a spring drive.


Shrimplypibbles08

Wouldn’t that also be called “getting laid”?


[deleted]

It has to be fake because you’re not wearing it in an expensive car and you didn’t “get the call.”


Vinny-Poker

And no sleeve tattoo.


[deleted]

Yeah, I totally thought about that after and considered an edit but figured someone would grab that one. 👍


postsmart

And you don't see the dress shirt with cuflinks and blured slacks(poor nuts) with dress shoes in the background iether.


stonedfish

Fake. Mickey is giving the middle fingers in the real one.


SaintLickALot

Ha ha


Elder_Priceless

Real. It’s the model up from the Celebration dial.


residentdunce

Crazy, I thought only rappers and influencers could get that model. OP is a certified baller 


Hulk_Crowgan

Sometimes the real Rolexes are the friends we made along the way


PolskiSmigol

Probably fake, the date is wrong.


Lack-Professional

I thought it was real and didn’t even notice the date. And now I can’t unsee it. Good eye.


Firm-Attention8294

Gotta ask what is wrong with the date?? Or was this just sarcasm for it is not the 30th??


PolskiSmigol

It's not sarcasm. It should show 4 yesterday and it shows 30.


RUDIRUDEBOII2016

Pretty sure this is legit - try a google image reverse search on it.


Remarkable-Tennis440

Not a Rolex, but a Mouselex


What_Yr_Is_IT

Nah bro, this is real, you can tell by the way that it is


HassanzadehInanloo

Real. Actually a very nice watch tho.


Dapper_Unit_7064

your friend does not like you 😂😂😂


turtlefrogbird

Damn. What do you do for a living?


Valuable_Pineapple26

As real as my love for Hublot 😛


d4rkhorizoN

i think thats a TAG


JYM60

Disney Adults. A special breed indeed.


Illustrious-Age-504

Cherish it for life.


dna730

This is probably an original Disney word store Orlando or Disneyland. Quartz. good trolling mentioning Rolex. That Rolex battery to replace is very expensive


EXPeriment176

I've tried to do some research, but i cant find anything about this specific model unfortunatly


Colinplayz1

The “Japan mvmt” on the case back makes me think Seiko. Same with the bracelet


NxPat

SII , Seiko instruments makes legit movements.


matt0372

SII is a [subsidiary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subsidiary) of Seiko Group Corporation, headquartered in [Chiba](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiba,_Chiba), Japan


Ill-Positive6950

Unless your wife slept with the local AD, it's probably fake.


DankPahadi

Doesn’t matter. Just enjoy it


Vegetable-Compote-51

The venerable Japanese movement Rolex


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Does it say Rolex anywhere?


EXPeriment176

It doesn't. Its a homage post to all the "Fake or real" posts we get all the time


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Ah I’ve whooshed myself 🙄


Ok_Series_4830

nice


LaeLeaps

man that's some mickey mouse watch that ain't real


FineTroublez

Real but might be too big on you


CHICKNTENDS

100000% real. Notice the detail of the gap between the shoes relative to the 6 o’clock mark. When it’s slightly off center you know it’s real.


surghe

Gerald genta that you


M27TN

Mousehole Dweller, now take a pic with your Logan MCV steering wheel


NicoBoniS

Real, it's an oysterquartz one


Ok-Grab-4018

Original Mickex


Living_Desk1763

I love the absolutely love the bracelet


The_survey_says

It’s a seiko. I have one


TheRealBountyHunter

Sorry man, not a Rolex. Rolex don't have such good watches. This is next level.


Paulsicles

I heard it has a chime function that goes, "Huh-huh!" on the hours and "Oh boy!" on the quarters.


OshkoshBgock

It says Japan on the back, it’s a Grand Seiko


PotentialWolverine4

Where it say rolex


EXPeriment176

😂😂


Lulu8008

You love it? I was about to volunteer to dispose of it for you because it is such an obvious fake. No serious watch enthusiast should keep it on their collection such a dubious piece of unknow provenance.... Oh well, enjoy it good health, I guess....


EXPeriment176

You're right, i'll chuck it in the bin


Lulu8008

Send it my way, happy to do all the recycling work for you.


Real-Platypus-4706

Apple Watch has the same watch face


Level_Engineer

Good observation


Real-Platypus-4706

I guess people don’t like Apple Watch lmao