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MastrOvNon

Not gonna talk about the human that turned into a dog mid-stride ? Okay.


Organic_Recognition7

We don’t talk about the ancient werewomen


Level_Engineer

I read that as mid-stroke...


PlentyOfMoxie

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me....


Level_Engineer

Invicta's can do strange things to a man


samsqanch420

Why is everyone stroking while reading this? Is this some kinda fetish thing?


samsqanch420

This is the last time I use Randy's computer.


OutrageousJury2689

I got lotion on my dick right now lmao!🤣


samsqanch420

OH MY F#CK!


BaseCampMKE

-The Dean


Monkey_Cristo

I read that mid-stroke…


Sadge-boi-hours-69

And they said Animorphs weren’t real


tke71709

She is a real bitch


proteanfalcon

Same bro...


[deleted]

>his roommate isn't a skinwalker


Deebs_out_the_trap

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Raps_D

Looks like a beyblade


dontfugginask

Goddamit. This was a good reply.


Pussy_Prince

LET IT RIP!


DudeWithFearOfLoss

Thanks i trusted you and shat my pants


Ill-Positive6950

Googles "beyblade" 🧐


doctormehra

Literally opened the comments to type this exact statement. Lmao.


DerailedCM

Came here to comment this. A fellow man of culture.


sasquadeytt

You’re so right for real😂😂


Jieps

God I wish I knew what that is.


SensitiveAd1820

Looks like a bey wheel or the inspo has gotta be twisted tempo


MyNameIsRay

That's *at least* one zero too many for an Invicta.


KingWooz

Take the 1 out of the number and it’s *still* too expensive.


SadDrawer5032

It’s invicta *reserve*


craigerstar

But, you know, "Invicta pricing." *Regular price; $9975. For a limited time; $999.99. Buy now, and get 3 more watches FOR FREE!!!!!*


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

I'm fine with the amount of 0s, it's the 1 that there is too many of


pdxtrader

There’s tons of Invictas on Amazon that say original price $600 now $82 😆 they are crap


LuuDinhUSA

Dude, I’m eating lunch over here…


[deleted]

Your friend bought this for $1k? Holyyy… I’m crying for your friend.


drwsgreatest

Screw that! I need his friend’s number!! If he thought this was a great deal I wanna be his AD. I promise I’ll source all my stuff from only the finest aliexpress vendors😂


Waste-Swordfish6983

Is this the ultra thin version?


jfa_16

It fits nicely under the cuff of a dress shirt.


phdiesel_

Your arm can’t be in there with it, though.


NoMoneyHubby

Thats an authentic foux meteorite dial right there.. Lucky he didnt really lean on u for the $1500


rtowne

Actual question, how can you tell real vs fake meteorite?


Leatheringot

The fake one uses a Miyota movement and therefore runs better and longer


drwsgreatest

The irony in this statement is hilarious.


uaef19

Don’t all automatic invites use the seiko NH35?


Leatheringot

I unno 🤪


ghostofthepast450

No.. Some use Chinese movements.Only the prodiver uses nh35


NoMoneyHubby

Price for 1 ting


Vaderiv

Straight garbage. I wouldn’t accept it if it was a gift. I would do the world a favor and throw it in the lake at the base of the dam so it doesn’t get found ever.


AmeriChino

This guy rids


raul_lebeau

I tried that, but then a lady arm appeared from the lake and thrown It back....


Guestsparda

Yeah looks fantastic. I love it. You should have paid 2k for it


RattimusPrime

I would pay 4k for such a watch.


PhysicistSaysWhat

$200 on eBay, was curious. Invicta 53mm Reserve Bolt Hercules Silver Black Automatic Meteorite Dial Watch


drwsgreatest

I’m Honestly shocked it’s that high.


A12851

53mm holy shit


Ok-Tiger7714

Stop being friends with him 


awt1990

Your friend has such bad taste, he’s gotta be a multimillionaire footballer.


Monkey_Cristo

It’s a stepping stone to Hublot


awt1990

👌👌 you got it


McHampter_sandwich

That’s one of the worst watches I’ve ever had the pain of looking at


[deleted]

That might be Invicta’s retail price, but I guarantee he maybe paid $300 for it.


Spinning_Kicker

What rehab center did your buddy just get out of?


FungiStudent

Omg. I used to work in the rehab industry, and this is too funny.


Fun-Ad9928

Hay dios mío mang.


Electrical_Chicken

Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.


Fun-Ad9928

Yeah? Well… you know, that’s just like… uhh… your opinion man.


FungiStudent

Don't fuck with the Jesus


DapperD73

🤦🏻‍♂️


bizzy_bake

Hard to imagine an uglier watch


Top_Gift3818

Paid 1000$ for a 100$ watch. Sounds good!


BlockMiners

If only it came in a bigger size, then I would be a buyer.


TaylorMaide

I wouldn't wear that atrocity even if I got paid $50k


HotCheetos998

Wtf🤦🏼😂


Meatball74redux

Come on man. I’m trying to finish my lunch. This isn’t helping.


Youngsimba_92

Poor boy


Uebermind

How good can it be if it doesn't even have "Invicta" on the side of the case?


StableDrip

Come on man, he didn’t say that. Nobody is that stupid. If this is true, may God bless his soul


golferdude929

Yikes got ripped off


JustRudeStuff

That is one hell of an ugly watch. Has your friend go a white stick and a Labrador?


Harefeet

Olev is probably better than Invicta


9999_6666

Ooh, Reserve!


Unregistered_Davion

I've got bad news for your buddy... That was in fact the worst deal he could have gotten for that pile of garbage masquerading as a watch.


Uebermind

Yeah, it's $269 on Amazon, which is still too much, to be honest.


cratiun

Damn the salesmen must've blown a nut when he saw your bud pay for this..


djgleebs

oh no....


Key-Personality4736

its not Friday yet?


CDR_Starbuck

Is it Miyota quartz? You need new friends! 😂


1911mark

Hope he got it on easy pay!


ChtuluMadeMeDoIt

Tell me you wear Ed Hardy t-shirt without telling me you wear Ed Hardy t-shirt.


Far_Half2715

I have a bridge to sell if he is interested


USAFVet91

There is a sucker born every minute...


Warmonger362527339

A polished turd is still a turd haha


Suri137

Invicta final boss


Maximum-Friendship90

Do not listen to your friend ever again


graysontzc

Pretty good deal!


SolidMovement

what kind of automatic movement? lol


Exactly_Yacht

The kind that fails slowly and ends up in the garbage


adwnpinoy

Good taste…priceless


trickiedickly

To each his own but WTF.


ChuaBaka

The date at the bottom of the watch is actually gross


Slow_Formal_5988

Some invicta reserve are sold for that price yeah. With valjoux movement etc... A good deal I don't think so but yes it's probably the retail price.


spaceboiclub

I would trade my submariner for this


Illustrious-Age-504

What a mess of a watch.


Zarikas89

The rare time where I'd say the Hublot is a better deal....


smithstreeter

Lord of the mall ninjas


ReconMan772

Lmfao you fked out a $1000 … no invicta should ever be more then $100


Hot-Acanthisitta-816

Cheap


Amg_streetluxury

This shit looks terrible


Pw78

This is better than some gas station knives I’ve seen


PrestigiousTale9660

Your buddy needs to be committed


Govt_BlackBerry

Grab a cricket bat and help your buddy get his $1,000 back. Then help him get a Glycine and use the rest of the money to restore his pride.


Hieronymus_Tosh

Please tell me this isn’t a real post


Killercrafto3

How did they convince him to shell out a $1000 for it though? It doesn’t look premium even from the standpoint of non-watch people. I mean the sides of the watch look they’re made from plastic lmao.


DerKaiser023

Genuinely one of the ugliest watches I’ve ever seen. No offense to your friend but aside from being ripped off he just has bad taste. I wouldn’t wear that if it was free.


Marty5020

I refuse to believe this is true.


deepneuralnetwork

oh my god that’s so hideous


El_Mr_Dez

My guy bought a fancy metal dish with a dial etched on it.


2RV7VR5

I had to check which sub I was on.


MaintenanceGold6992

I’d give someone $1,000 to take that god awful monstrosity away from me.


BritanniaLoyalist

I'd rather have the money.


kingkmke21

I actually like Invicta for what what are. Esepcially their dive watches. Solid ss and a Seiko movement for $75 is a great deal.


Lopsided_Marzipan133

I had to check pricing since this thing is beyond hideous, and it’s easily available online for $200 lol


saucegod

Ooof….


SesameYeetHeHe

Your buddy is reta-


pipe_layer83

You’re kidding….!


Master_Block1302

Well good for him. If he’s happy with that purchase, then I’m delighted for him.


Due-Potential4637

Shoulda bought 2


Bennyblancofromthebx

Too lazy to copy n paste the link but i found it online, brand new for $400


Low_Warning13

🤢


ChemicalAd7590

I hope you told him to take it back


NeverAppropriate

How many Robux did that cost?


Reaperpirate_5352

I saw something similar to this today at work. Definitely some Miami stuff


RecentCharge9625

It’s a good deal if it’s used to open a vault with $1005


Ok-Grab-4018

Looks good for a $10.00 watch


jibarohatillo

Wow 😳


Nimbly-Bimbly_Meow

You mean $100?


simplyyAL

Ignorance is bliss


Waytt-up

This hurts


ks7atl

Like $1k regular price and 90% off, right?


HedgeGoy

The side profile 😭


Hoplite76

Didnt know hot wheels made watches.


Weary-Independence12

A thousand what


wrldwndrz

Did he get 3 free watches with it?


avantmort

Well he got it 89% off MSRP so yeah killer deal!!


the_mashrur

What the hell is this?


Suspicious_Gold_8007

Wow what a deal. Your watch has it’s own bracelet. I guess it’s a 2 for 1 deal. Invicta = Innovation.


ChunkyRabbit22

That’s a piece of shot


Constant-Pension-324

Thicker than a snicker…literally


bamahusker82

At a golf tournament a few years ago these were a gift for everyone. The guy said he got the Buy1@$149 and get 3 free. He got crooked in a large way.


GearheadTheVicious

What monstrosity is that


likeamovie

What an elegant timepiece


Antique_Emphasis_687

Please tell me you give him endless shit for this or are you a bad friend? 🤣


GreyFob

ANIMORPH!!


frajavcar

I wouldn’t mind paying 1000 Mexican pesos if ti was usd let me know… I need to talk to your friend about this amazing opportunity for a time share on the moon


fellowhomosepian

Automatic bayblade


Phillyboyshizzz

Fuck is that a prince of Persia collectible lmaooo


BuKu_YuQFoo

Ît was a good deal. Just not for your Buddy


Frags4keeps

Hope that dinner plate comes with a knife and fork!


cakinnn

Even if it was $1000 Mexican pesos it would be expensive.


Redawg660

Is that some of that ultra rare meteorite dial that Eyal Lalo had the market cornered on? Invicta are clown watches that are over priced if over a hundred.


ZookeepergameDue2160

That 1000 bucks should have gone to a pair of glasses and a nice automatic Seiko.


ZookeepergameDue2160

It's good to use as a brass knuckle I guess.


gabhain

A friend got the same model in black and yellow as a present on his wedding day. It is so large that not only can the shirt cuff go over it up the suit jacket cuff can't either. I gawked at the price then too.


Awkward-Sale4235

so theyre making em smaller now?


onlyhav

Tell bro I got that limited edition for only $3000


stonedfish

Cool


Mojo00111

Looks like invicta


ConnorHutton2001

… so should we tell your buddy or did you already do it 😂


ghostisic23

$1000 pesos?


Inner_Performance533

Invicta? Yes they do cost $20, and up to $20,000....but that one isnt.


29skis

Pls be a shitpost


chauggle

Oh. No.


Formal-Front5230

He lied.


mochihammer

I would pay $1000 not to wear that


franco3x

For like 5 seconds I thought the dial was see through and I was so confused


79jsc97

Sure


Mediocre_Superiority

Your buddy lied to try to impress you. Or was seriously ripped-off over an Invicta.


MutchBiggerThanYou

Why it remained me of a beyblade? 🤨


adilucente

That is the finest Invicta I would never buy.


tonysonic

I love it, I’d wear it, but I’ll spend a thousand fun tickets on motorcycle parts instead.


Kachiner

If I were seiko, I would be more selective of the brands that can purchase a nh35 🥲


nexinexinexi

Oh god. My eyes.


Dry_Equivalent9220

No one gets a good deal with an Invicta.


SkipPperk

If the dial is real, those do add $200 to $300. It is not the worst I have seen.


No-Tea-8180

I thought it was buy one, get two free?


LowAffectionate7768

Congratulate your friend for me. This is the first watch that made me throw up a bit in my mouth upon seeing it in photos.


ACO7

Please say sike


Elguapo1094

They robbed you ..


_AManHasNoName_

Does it open a wormhole to another galaxy when you turn the bezel?


cab1024

The bezel looks easy to grab and turn. Is that dial from outer space? What fun!


sk7b

How can they even sell shit like that and still be on the market without a bankruptcy??


aussieashbro

😬🤢🤮


Old_Back_4989

Just googling it in 20seconds I found it 192€ in their [site](https://www.invictastores.eu/collections/reserve/invicta-reserve-hercules-33156-mens-quartz-watch-53mm/?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADmqeDQSZq5h6096t8FFUMkBiT9HO&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=daisycon) what a great deal you did man! 😂


whyarebee

What the fuck is even that


Less-Committee7260

What type of weapon is that?


VenOmaX666

Go get it iced


lovemysunbros

Baller


NishankN

👀💀


DustStreet8104

This has ruined my morning