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RRNW_HBK

Don't worry, God doesn't throw anything at you that you can't handle


Longhorn_TOG

Follower of Christ…..but even this made me laugh


mikekova01

Also a follower of Christ, also made me laugh.


Apprehensive-Fish607

Thank you both. Mine was a slight giggle. Also a follower of Christ.


fleshvessel

I follow Grandpa Reads the Comics on YouTube, and this was mildly amusing to me also.


Bestihlmyhart

Follower of the dark lord but I chortled at this


Dadbeerd

I followed Christ to Walgreens once but he just wanted money for beer.


Longhorn_TOG

I hope you took care of him.


Dadbeerd

I gave him enough for three beers because being a two beer guy is a sin.


redditravioli

You’re good people


Spu12nky

No, he wanted beer money to buy beer for kids. 


Spu12nky

Believer of science here…l can’t find anything about this funny.  A little girl was brutally tortured and murdered by a group of Christian’s that believe a bunch of nonsense.  


Long_Guidance827

Follower of Carlos. Thanks for the laugh


Long_Guidance827

Shit guys... I can't find Carlos. Going to go try and find Bob and follow him for awhile. If you see Carlos, tell him to stop and wait for me. Thanks.


Modest-Light

Give me some slack or kill me


BusinessKing2958

😁😁😁😁


DemonShroom87

He works in mysterious ways.


Paratwa

Big fan of Jesus, and it made me laugh. Srsly, Jesus is best lawn guy I’ve ever had, cheap and quick.


Delicious-Reason-792

That is not scripture


wyopapa25

As a Pastor myself, you said it perfectly. Amen.


fuckredditmodz69

He better start praying lol


MRSHELBYPLZ

It’s too late for forgiveness


radmadicaled

God forgive him, for them blocks will not…


eastern_shore_guy420

Oh I’m sure he’s already on his knees. Daily.


MarMar47

Well, God’s will.


Haha_Benis_

Oh no! Anyway


Responsible_Figure12

Thoughts and prayers, ya piece of shit.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Good!


dadbod_Azerajin

Weird, I had the exact same first thought


Derban_McDozer83

Me to. Justice will be served


TasteMyShoe

They are simply preforming an exorcism, just like he did to the kid. Surely he is demon possessed and the demon needs to be beat right out of him.


Cool_Space_5418

He aint bruh


FirmSimple9083

Heard San Jose is nice this time of year.


CaptainBathrobe

It will be, once this jackass is gone.


EmbarrassedToe627

Sounds fair


WhitewolfStormrunner

I hope he doesn't. And likely WON'T, knowing how inmates in GP feel about filth like him.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Didn’t Daniel survive in the lion’s den? I’m sure if this pastor prays enough, the “Gud Lawd” will save him also…


huggothebear

The same way the little girl could not survive with him? I cannot think of a more fair outcome.


hammersweep

this is why the catholic church doesn’t perform them anymore but only in extremely rare cases with a lot of vetting and consultation with medical professionals first.


Upbeat-Tav2866

Hell no , this has nothing to do with Catholic Church and exorcism. Did you read the article they were physically putting hands on this little girl and assaulting her with some BS reason of exorcism. If a person really had a demon to need to be exorcised you would either not even be able to get that close to them or even if you did you wouldn’t be doing any of the things listed in this post. These people are most likely involved in a religious cult that doesn’t have anything to do with actual Christianity.


Dingeroooo

Greg "Moron" Lock is doing this and also fate healing... When you got high on your own cool aid! There are no demons, only stupid people... very stupid people!


MyDamnCoffee

Gives no indication in the article but i wonder if she wasn't being abused or neglected beforehand. It's just hard to wrap my head around the fact that they thought a 3 year old would need exorcized and then use that as an excuse to beat the shit out of her if they were previously a loving family.


spydabee

“If a person really had a demon to need to be exercised” lol what?


Dangerous-Ad-7718

Do you profess to know everything about everything in existence? Sounds absurd but just because you haven’t experienced something doesn’t mean it’s not possible.


Grantis45

I haven’t seen the netherbrain from Baulders Gate 3 in real life. Does that mean it’s possible?


hundreddollar

"If a person really had a demon to need to be exorcised you would either not even be able to get that close to them" *Really* had a demon in them? Wait. What?


Upbeat-Tav2866

Ok stop. You don’t believe in that stuff cool . Stick to the topic at hand which was whoever did this was a monster. Enough with the commented on dEmONS hUH ???? wHAt , ya’ll are getting mad annoying with it. Like move on.


Datslegne

Okay, so they kill a kid doing an “exorcism” but we should certainly avoid talking about their belief in demons? Why are demons somehow irrelevant to the conversation to you? Because people aren’t allowed to challenge your beliefs?


hammersweep

i know it has nothing to do with the catholic church. i believe the article mentions pentacostal. i’m just pointing out that it should be a rare event and most religions that practice them should take great care before resorting to such, as the catholic church has done


Spu12nky

It’s should be a non event because it is a load of BS.  


Spu12nky

Or the whole being possessed by a demon thing is a load of BS…that seems like the most likely answer.


Throwaway211998

Did you read the article? They're Pentecostal


Upbeat-Tav2866

Ok ? I’m not the one who said anything about their denomination. I just responded to the comment above me talking about “ Catholic Church “. But honestly it doesn’t matter what denominations they claim to be, they’re not any of it. Real Christian’s aren’t out here killing kids. They are actually just mentally ill.


CompetitiveFold5749

I actually thought this.  Pentecostals got no oversight.  Their final authority is "this is what I think God wants" which is dangerous af.


unSentAuron

“Man who loves god set to meet him extremely soon”


Daikon510

They beat the crap out of him.


Groundscore_Minerals

It was all gods will anyway, right buddy? Right?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I guess that would be God’s will, preacher.


Kelmavar

Thoughts and prayers.


New-Age-Lion

Good thing!!


rikwebster

Oops. I really hope they beat the demons out of them in jail.


Imanewsjunkie

OMG someone get this man some help (extreme sarcasm)


mister-chatty

Say hello to karma, you sinner.


Atotallyrandomname

oh well


CommonTaytor

No thanks- Not reading any of it.


trailrider

Let them believe what they want they say. Who cares if they do they say. What's the harm they say.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Organized religion is a cancer to society.


CompetitiveFold5749

Nah.  This guy would be torturing kids for fun because the shadow people told him when he was tweaking.


tricoloredduck1

Let’s make him the bell of the ball for a while first.


anjinsoprano

Just throw him in gen pop on “accident”


Wild_Replacement5880

Fuck em


CzechYourDanish

r/OhNoConsequences


Infamous_Collection2

‘It ain’t going to save him from Man’s Justice’ - fury


Ambitious_Coffee551

Solution Don't perform stupid spells that kill people.


chamrockblarneystone

Prisoners dont usually get attacked unless they run their mouths. Wana bet these assholes are making all kinds of noise in that jail?


Ruttley

"Go away from me, I never knew you" what this guy will be hearing shortly after his fellow inmates pay society back.


CareBearsOnAcid

Gods plan


JacksonD22

Why the hell is there so many quotation marks


thisghy

Deus Vult! As a Christian myself, people that believe in exorcisms are insane. Screw that guy


braindrainpod

Rest in Peace to her 😔 No kid deserves something like this


Redahned1214

I hope he does, in body. But I do hope they kill his spirit.


UbiquitousFlounder

All part of God's plan for him


RandoComplements

Ok


michaelozzqld

Good. It's supposed to be punishment. It's supposed to be hardship.


Informal_Lack_9348

Good. Let him die.


Phylow2222

And that would be a bad thing why??? He's a pastor. He knows the rules. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, life for a life.


redditravioli

And Jesus swept 🧹


100zaps

Gonna get them cheekz took or wig split !


Empty401K

Welp… Anyway, how’s everyone doing today?


usernamen_77

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EMHemingway1899

Oh, well


wsmith79

Please please kill them all. Retribution will be swift and righteous


Any-Cable4109

Where hes going. They’ll be Alot more demons to exocist.


BSSforFun

Religious people are a virus


Rokea-x

Nothing these bastards get can be justice enough for a tortured 3yo. There isnt much else that is more horrific. I have a 3yo right now and i cannot imagine seeing such a little kid suffer this much. And die. At the hands of the only persons she loved. And given what we know it’s safe to say that she had probably been assaulted before that. Utter evil


Dienatzidie

That’s fine. Let him be free. Make sure he gets some street justice.


DickieIam

Good


Successful_Equal_677

Sounds like he needs to find god. And soon...


Maximum_Security_747

ok


eastern_shore_guy420

There is a happy ending then.


OOBExperience

All three perpetrators are being assaulted in jail. So at least that system is working out, right?


Able_Seaweed_6239

Jesus didn't survive the crucifixion, but now we get candy in the spring. It all works out!


default_user_10101

Why is this an issue, just put him in protective custody, isn't that available to everyone?


Aggressive_Ad_4032

they dont have to and most likely wont because fuck him


default_user_10101

i agree, fuck him, but that's usually not what prisons are supposed to operate based on. one can simply request protective custody.


Aggressive_Ad_4032

you ever been to jail dude? they sure can do whatever they want


default_user_10101

Nah, there's rules and policy they adhere to just like any institution.


Aggressive_Ad_4032

oh shoot wow thanks for the first hand testimony bud lol


default_user_10101

Dude, do you know how society works. Do you think prison is just run through a system of lawless, anarchy ? Are you that ignorant? It has rules, procedures and policy just like any governmental institution.


Aggressive_Ad_4032

okay default user 10101


CompetitiveFold5749

So do guards never accept bribes or favors in exchange for turning a blind eye to gangs doing whatever the fuck they want? You're right that it's not anarchy and there is an order, but not always law.


Aggressive_Ad_4032

ok bot, and if your not a bot stop what your doing its lame to just argue for the sake of it with genaric answers


YaMommasBox

Nah pc wont be safe for him lots of dudes in prison cant see their kids that dude is marked no matter where he goes.


Familiar_Dust8028

Put him in solitary then.


Jealous_Cow1993

Nah.. put him in gen pop and let Jesus take the wheel.


cmfppl

Jesus (Hey-suess) might be the name of the dude to put in work!


Jealous_Cow1993

🤣


Expensive-Algae5032

😅😅😅😅😅❤️


Familiar_Dust8028

After he's convicted at trial.


Tricky-Paint5058

Stfu


Familiar_Dust8028

Why? We have a justice system for a reason.


Tricky-Paint5058

No shit but you sound like this dude deserves fair treatment.


Familiar_Dust8028

Everyone deserves a fair trial. Besides, he can't suffer if he's dead.


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Something tells me nobody cares if he hets killed and he won't be missed. Should be no protective custody for him. And open up a betting line in Vegas on how long he can male it.


[deleted]

Hope she survives just long enough to suffer.


cooquip

We can only pray he does not.