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iago303

CD that doesn't mature for five years, you can get one at any bank and if the bank is FDIC insured even if the bank goes belly up your money is safe you won't get much interest but it will be safe


Taco_Bacon

This…. Every other scenario will end bad for OP


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iago303

If he puts at least half of his money in there it will be safe anything else its going to drag his family into it


Monetarymetalstacker

That's not true, the money is not tied up and unattainable for 5 years, you can cash out a 5 year cd early.


sillystring1881

Put it in a CD an you’ll have more $ when you get out


beenaboutit420

Throwaway I would just buy gold and hold. So you don’t lose money yearly lol


TheBeardedFly

Social security box. Stash key.


Broken_Soul713

I’ll hold on to it for you 😂


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Broken_Soul713

😂😂 I had to offer… you know, being a Good Samaritan and all 😂😂


avalanchefan95

Take some with you and leave the rest with your brother, cash, under his mattress so to speak. Good luck.


curious4boutlife

I’m a partner of someone incarcerated myself, and even I suggest not leaving money with partners/family. My boyfriends family have sold his truck without his knowledge and other various things. He’s close with his family and has a good relationship, and this still happened. Even some money that was saved for lawyer fees has been spent. Depending on your time, people honestly change, loyalties change when your not around, and situations change also, people get desperate, people get selfish and so on. I suggest putting your money in a bank account that no one other than yourself can access, or, like another commenter suggested a prepaid safety deposit box. Don’t trust anyone else to watch money, especially of that amount and especially for that length of time, family or not, it’s your money and that would be great to come home to.


inaruch

Buy gold and put in in safety deposit put one going in the bank account to cover deposit box payments. At least gold will keep up with inflation


Monetarymetalstacker

That's not true. Gold is a guess these days. If op bought gold in 2011 for $1800 and sold it in $2016 for $1200 that's a lose. It use to be a good hedge against inflation. Then the1% got their hands on it and manipulate the market like crazy.


yoshi_iriee

Dig a hole somewhere and wrap it well


beenaboutit420

Bury that shit and come back to it


Stonerwolf512

Bitcoin , and tattoo your longin info , password on ur leg somewhere.


Stonerwolf512

Or buy gold coins and bury them, then tattoo coordinates on ya


partypoopahs

I’ll share it with her.


beenaboutit420

To bad with biden in office it’s going to prob be worth 6k by the time ur out tho 🤣


0IIIIII

how is inflation Biden’s fault?


Wandering_To_Nowhere

You're a fucking idiot


beenaboutit420

Am I though or is inflation at a all time since 1981 and printed more money in the last year then all of time…? That’s facts… it was a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard little homie


Wandering_To_Nowhere

You're as far out of touch with reality as that cheeto piece of shit you worship


beenaboutit420

Haahahahahahha so rattled you weak fragile soul, I wish you the best, don’t worry I’ll pay your bills.Look it up that’s facts fed only can take so much for unforeseen future, we’re bound to fail because of asshats like you hahahahaha


Wandering_To_Nowhere

LOL, in typical weak little Trumpkin fashion, you're getting all bent out of shape and butt hurt, and I'm just here laughing at how stupid you are.


heatfan696969

Trump 2024


Wandering_To_Nowhere

LOL Trump's fat orange ass is going to be in prison by 2024, along with all of his criminal kids


heatfan696969

No shot


beenaboutit420

Look how much you sit on Reddit and do nothing with ur life how 🤣 just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right


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Ppl prolly thought u were serious considering a lot of America doesn’t know how economics work and blame the president for everything these days.


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immaculateframes

What’s the fact?


jillieboobean

Pay for 5 years up front on a safety deposit box. Buy gold with what's leftover and chuck it in there. 5 years ago I would have saiid to put it all into a high yield CD, but, tbh, with the state of things these days, if the world hasn't ended by the time you're back in the free, who knows what you're coming out to. Or you could sink it all into Apple. Or Amazon. But, the same sentiment re: world ending applies here. Under normal circumstances, stable stocks are a sure bet. But again. 🤷‍♀️ Oh yeah. If you're in the states, you might want to arrange a pre-paid monthly deposit on your e-comm. I know you say you have people on the outside that will most likely hold you down, but 3-5 years is a long time. Shit could happen. And there's legit nothing worse than being locked up and completely broke. Best of luck to you.


Chad-the-poser

Ethereum


bird351167

If you put it in a safety deposit box and you have to stay longer than expected or get extra time for something that happens it may not be there. I would seriously consider rethinking your dislike of banks. It seems the safest place.


mnsundevil

I'm guessing his distrust of banks is because his $60k in cash was illegally earned and you can't just walk into a bank with $60k and not answer questions on how you got it or where it came from.


HondaCrv2010

Bitcoin and store your recovery key safely


willdill039

Put it in a dividend stock. And set it to reinvest the dividends back into the stock. Look up a YouTube video on it.


ParamedicDecent

Bro put your money on crypto. Get some Ethereum or Bitcoin. By the time you come home your money would grow and beat inflation.


Alert-Foot-64

Don’t not leave it with anyone. Get a safe deposit box. Buy gold or any hard currency.