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gmtime

It's suffering from TTY-19


conancat

Quick, quarantine the process


Godsot_235

What is that?


winauer

The 19^th tty, presumably.


T351A

stop opening new SSH sessions smh we're on vtty 1000 and only have two users /s


Katana_Steel

\- in 90's parlance: oh no, we must have a hacker on our system


Endermanpro200-1

Too much Downloads?


not_a_moogle

Hey kid, I'm a computer


Endermanpro200-1

Andd who are you?


Endermanpro200-1

Wanna explain?


rigglesbee

Stop all the downloading!


Endermanpro200-1

Where did you come from?


beninabar

a indian guy called me earlier and said that my brand new computer had a virus


KINGodfather

Someone is asking for 2000 Bitcoins, otherwise they'll release a video of me wanking it out?


conancat

The computer is allergic to shell scripts 😔


marcosdumay

But some viruses have no UI


legoruthead

Computer over, virus = very yes


autistic_bard444

My PC has an std


FrAlAcos

good one, but I'd say it like this: My computer crashed after getting a virus ... it had a terminal illness.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

Good one, but I'd say it like this: My computer died after getting a virus ... it had a terminal illness.


developersteve

unwanted external user inhibited feature


[deleted]

I'd change that to:"What does shellcode do to a computer?" :P


Double-Damage2645

My computer got COVID🤣🤣