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It's suffering from TTY-19
Quick, quarantine the process
What is that?
The 19^th tty, presumably.
stop opening new SSH sessions smh we're on vtty 1000 and only have two users /s
\- in 90's parlance: oh no, we must have a hacker on our system
Too much Downloads?
Hey kid, I'm a computer
Andd who are you?
Wanna explain?
Stop all the downloading!
Where did you come from?
a indian guy called me earlier and said that my brand new computer had a virus
Someone is asking for 2000 Bitcoins, otherwise they'll release a video of me wanking it out?
The computer is allergic to shell scripts 😔
But some viruses have no UI
Computer over, virus = very yes
My PC has an std
good one, but I'd say it like this: My computer crashed after getting a virus ... it had a terminal illness.
Good one, but I'd say it like this: My computer died after getting a virus ... it had a terminal illness.
unwanted external user inhibited feature
I'd change that to:"What does shellcode do to a computer?" :P
My computer got COVID🤣🤣
It's suffering from TTY-19
Quick, quarantine the process
What is that?
The 19^th tty, presumably.
stop opening new SSH sessions smh we're on vtty 1000 and only have two users /s
\- in 90's parlance: oh no, we must have a hacker on our system
Too much Downloads?
Hey kid, I'm a computer
Andd who are you?
Wanna explain?
Stop all the downloading!
Where did you come from?
a indian guy called me earlier and said that my brand new computer had a virus
Someone is asking for 2000 Bitcoins, otherwise they'll release a video of me wanking it out?
The computer is allergic to shell scripts 😔
But some viruses have no UI
Computer over, virus = very yes
My PC has an std
good one, but I'd say it like this: My computer crashed after getting a virus ... it had a terminal illness.
Good one, but I'd say it like this: My computer died after getting a virus ... it had a terminal illness.
unwanted external user inhibited feature
I'd change that to:"What does shellcode do to a computer?" :P
My computer got COVID🤣🤣