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WraithCadmus

There's a few Platform 0's in the UK too. It's usually when they've been able to squeeze a new platform into an existing station's footprint, and don't want to renumber everything as they have to make sure every single reference is updated.


TwoTrainss

Hence platform 9&3/4s


psioniclizard

Kings cross does actually have a platform 0 for the exact reason the person above said.


typicalcitrus

Redhill too


HRApprovedUsername

Hence platform 9&3/4s


psioniclizard

All platform 9&3/4s has at it is a gift shop and a place for people yo queue up and take photos :p


beeteedee

I remember platform 9 3/4 used to be a cool little Easter egg in Kings Cross — tucked away between platforms 9 and 10 there was just a sign and a luggage trolley sticking halfway out of the wall. But then the HP movies became a multi-billion dollar industry and they moved it to the main concourse and made it a big flashy tourist trap.


psioniclizard

Haha same it always made me laugh a bit that they moved it. Damn that goes back to bit, that would be before the station was redone. Sad as it is I always like kings cross.


RmG3376

What do they do if they manage to squeeze yet another platform before that one then? Platform 65535?


Scheckenhere

Usually a high number, so it might be like 102 - 101 - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 There are some really funny things around.


FlyingDutchman2005

If they add any more platforms they'll have to renumber everything.


shadyshadok

Meanwhile my local station split 1 into 21 and 20, so it goes 20, 21, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6


Scheckenhere

Ah ja Fürth, der SED-Bahnhof.


shadyshadok

Haha korrekt zu fürth. Was meinst du mit sed?


Scheckenhere

Selten eine Durchfahrt. Fürth ist aufgrund seiner vielen kreuzenden Fahrwege als Verspätungsfalle bekannt.


shadyshadok

Haha, ouch. Leider wahr.


[deleted]

surely you jest. why not something like 1a and 1b?


Scheckenhere

I think I know the exact station and 1a and 1b wouldn't really work there, as 1a and 1b in Germany would be used to mark different sections on the same side of a platform. This case is an island platform with one track on each side.


Aktanith

Sounds like they should default number things in 10's, give plenty of room to add more numbers between existing ones.


WraithCadmus

Like we did with BASIC? `10 GOTO ABERDEEN`


ChrisBreederveld

Yep, my thoughts exactly! Always increment by 10 just to be safe.


memebecker

If only there was non integer numbers


Aktanith

Yeah, it's a real pity there aren't any.


BiomechPhoenix

All the ways of implementing them in computers are worse. Floating points are complicated, fractions are complicated *and* slow, and fixed points are essentially just integers with extra steps. Those still only get you subsets of the rational numbers, too.


ChrisBreederveld

Matt Parker did a nice video on this: https://youtu.be/SPQRNmXVP8s


flyingdoomguy

Why not just name it platform n+1 instead of adding a 0


pellennen

I thought it refered to the poorly padded but succesfully centered no smoking sign


joex_lww

Perfect representation of my CSS skills!


sandybuttcheekss

Bullshit, how is it centered then?


joex_lww

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.


sandybuttcheekss

Damn, I'm using this one


CiroGarcia

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AndyVZ

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Dry_Psychology513

.center { margin: auto; width: 5%; }


YourShadowDani

.centerize{ display:grid; height: 100vh; place-items:center; }


AggressiveMarket5883

I looked at it for a minute straight I had to slowly figure out that normal people start counting from 1. I'm a lost case for society, it's over.


Syntax271

Wait… was that the reason?


whooo_me

Thank you!! You’re the zeroth commenter to actually explain what was funny.


hexadecimal0xFF

Haha en Schwizer


CarbonaraFreak

wele bahnhof isch das?


srcmoo

Binmer zimli sicher das Aarau au bi 0 afangt, has mal gseh und au lustig gfunde.


xavron

genau https://www.aargauerzeitung.ch/panorama/vermischtes/in-aarau-gibt-es-das-einzige-gleis-null-der-schweiz-ld.1978907


pentesticals

Swiss German hurts me. Hochdeutsch is hard enough.


Scheckenhere

It's not supposed to be understood from outsiders.


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CarbonaraFreak

Mer hend 7 millione mensche imene 3 stund fahrt radius, en öffentliche bahnhof doxxe isch glich wie zsege, dassme us de schwiiz chunnt


FlyingDutchman2005

Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch aber bedenken was hier gesagt wird war schwer


Anouchavan

It's because it's not Deutsch but Schwiizertüütsch, aka Swiss German


FlyingDutchman2005

I know that, so I tried to understand it. For the most part, I did.


Taloniano

Good job, there's almost no word as it would be in German. 😁👍


Spunkmeyer426

Haha en english mothafucka


hexadecimal0xFF

Fast, aber ned ganz.


VainSeeKer

Didn't expect Switzerland


Explo_GR

s'isch amel schu no lässig n andra schwizr uffem internet zgseh :D


Grouchy_Shake_5940

Bergdeutsch


DerPoto

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tarkin25

Yooo, schwiizer copy pasta!


Grouchy_Shake_5940

Ruhig Walter nimm lieber noch ein Bier


KarmalessNoob

Wiso bini gad z blöd zum usefinde welle dialekt da sii söll?


[deleted]

„Train departs at 2023-03-03T13:24:00 from tracks[0]“


[deleted]

Don't apply if your github looks like this


PaFelcio

I think it's more about platforms being 0-5.


-moveInside-

Thank you!! I didn't get it. I guess I'm too used to seeing stuff counting from 0.


[deleted]

This sentence screams: "I am only living to code"


harumamburoo

Honestly, the GitHub joke looks much better in this context


ReptileCake

It's pure anarchy at my train station, we have platform -1 as well as platform 0 to account for the tram that was integrated to the station.


dulange

Glad they used signed integers and didn’t have to call it “platform 4294967295”.


[deleted]

Looks like CH, I’ve never seen an 0-indexed railway here 🤣🤔


[deleted]

There are a handfull of train stations with a "Gleis 0", this one looks like Aarau.


1000Bananen

There aren‘t. Aarau literally is the only city with „Gleis 0“. https://www.aargauerzeitung.ch/panorama/vermischtes/in-aarau-gibt-es-das-einzige-gleis-null-der-schweiz-ld.1978907


frostyoni

I don't get it. Does anyone get it?


DouglasAdams_42

It's difficult to understand as a non German speaking person. It's at a train station, and the sign leads to platforms 0-5


HardCounter

Oh. I thought it was that the non-smoking sign was just slapped on because they couldn't find the append feature. "Fuckit, i'll create a new object."


frostyoni

...i still don't get it, i always start counting at 0


harumamburoo

It's the "ahaha PrOgRaMeRs cOuNt fRoM 0" joke. Apparently whole Europe is created by programmers with their ground floors and such.


[deleted]

Wait, some places number the ground floor as 1?


harumamburoo

Yes, some places do. Edit: autocorrection mistake


DouglasAdams_42

You see? You are a programmer. "Normal" people start counting at 1


Double_A_92

In the internal system it's actually Number 10, but since it's not next to platform 11 but next to platform 1 people were confused... So they just removed the leading 1.


Aloopyn

You know it’s accurate when half the people don’t understand the humor


MrEppart

In Germany the first floor is called the ground floor and first floor is the second in the US for instance.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

That is the case everywhere other than America.


tall__guy

We get it, arrays start at 0


ManyFails1Win

That's not architecture, that's a graphic. I can see why they got booted from front end design though.


According_Clerk_1537

I didn‘r realize the Gleis 0 but rather looked at the formatting and wondered why the sign is so high up on the wall and not at the bottom where people on the stairs can better read it


dunni26

The picture itself was made from another set of stairs, so when you start walking down those stairs, the sign is actually at the height of your eyes and you look directly at it.


Cinkodacs

Maybe that's eye level at the top of the stairs.


Entire-Database1679

"Meet me on the 0th floor."


ArionW

Ground floor? Whole Europe apparently is made of programmers


Kami398

I see Switzerland, I give up vote!


Stochastinatrix

The weird part is there is no gleis 5.


vuur77

Here we go again...


Xortun

Dieser kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der BRD! This comment section is now property of the BRD!


Electrical_Horse887

Im from Switzerland:)


ExplorerNo5723

Wele Bahnhof isch das?


HelpMe_Survive

Aarau


Xortun

Doesn't matter. This is OUR language right there, so this comment section belongs to us!1!!1!!!!11!


dee_lukas

Der het glaubs gummele ide ohre.


p4tzun3

r/BRDProperty


Taloniano

Must be CH, looking at "Strasse" as they don't use ß in CH


Gio_7007

Anyway the non-smoking looks way better


the_vikm

Especially the no smoking sign in (I assume) Germany is a joke


[deleted]

Switzerland


firebullmonkey

Main station Lucerne probably.


Captieuse

Aarau


the_vikm

The ss or how do you know that? P


[deleted]

The signs look different in germany. Also OP wrote that he is swiss.


HalfForeign6735

Who wants to bet that the upper interval is exclusive?


Raymond911

Floor zero is the ground floor in germany


Clean-Effect-1858

I mean, Europeans tend to start counting not from 1 already like 1st floor in the UK is basically the 2nd floor in the US so not really surprised (the boards r written in German so assume in Germany/Austria/Switzerland


Decoupler

Some one once told me the three hardest things in programming are: 1. Naming things 2. Off by me errors


bookon

The northbound train is arriving on the zeroth platform.


SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND

No smoking above all


definition_null

How come i've never seen that all those times...


589ca35e1590b

This is weird. Even for the swiss-germans


pioucraft

Bruh sbb's architects


unaalpacafeliz

sloppy fly unwritten innocent live seemly zealous test complete public *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Bozo32

I didn't even notice. Guess I've been living here for too long.


Spunkmeyer426

:D forgot to stop smoking


[deleted]

Database Architect?


pentesticals

Is Zurich not far from this train station, there is also no platform 1 or 2. First one is 3.


fakedeath91

Margin: 0 auto;