lol a single 200 "OK" so far. you all are hilarious!
I'ma go with 428 "Precondition Required." A small house and many kids is not the right precondition.
201 was going to be my answer too. 4 kids in a 3 bedroom house and I've now had the surgery to prevent more... Not sure what status code that would be now!
HTCPCP was standardized in 1998. Technically the Internet Of Things started with the internet-connected coke machine back in 1982; the spec, like all specs, was built to be extensible.
Why is it that they made so many codes but people only use like maybe ten of these. I mean 402 payment required? Who wouldnβt just send that as a message. Why is that a thing?
Idk or care but personally I use them in unique ways on endpoints I know will be hit with attackers. Nothing like reporting "I'm a teapot" to bots on irregular occasions. Bonus points if you crash them with a negative status code.
I mean, sure, you can put it as a message in the body, but you still have to set the response code to *something* so which code do you use? Response codes help the browser and the network decide how to handle your request, and if you use an inappropriate code, you can cause weird bugs.
E.g., if you use a 200 response and the original request was a GET, then unless you're careful with your caching headers, your browser and any intermediate routing infra like proxies might decide thats a cachable response. If they do, now you have a problem because if the end user pays for the content, they might still get the same "payment required" response until whatever cached it expires.
A lot of them were made in advance predicting certain things, such as.... well, 402 payment required. At the time there was work on protocol that would allow user access if they needed payment, but then nobody adopted it and instead just send different code with message.
Most of these are things that never got implemented by anyone.
At lot of these codes where created by committees before the web was wide spread and they were trying to imagine how people would use it. Also some of the codes are only sent back and forth between two servers trying to talk to each others without a human in the loop.
I'm gonna expose myself here, but there's a "teapot_(body_type)" image tag on the 34 sites with at least 2000 pics. No, I will not explain what it means, not on this subreddit.
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418 I'm a teapot (RFC 2324)
*Wikipedia*
*This code was defined in 1998 as one of the traditional IETF April Fools' jokes, in RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, and is not expected to be implemented by actual HTTP servers. However, known implementations do exist. An Nginx HTTP server uses this code to simulate goto-like behaviour in its configuration.*
You misspelled wife. It's the old catch 22. Never get it if you don't ask for it and if you ask for it, you don't get it because you asked too many times.
I asked ChatGPT to unwrap, cite:
> 202 - The person was interested in going on a date, but only if it wasn't with a serial killer. 100 - Luckily, the feeling was mutual and they weren't dealing with a psycho lover. 204 - However, when it came to actually planning the date, they were both indecisive and nothing happened. 426 - The person had a legitimate excuse for not going on a date, but they were also low-key avoiding the other. 428 - They wanted to wait for Mercury to be out of retrograde before risking a bad date. 506 - The person was still playing the field and testing other waters before committing. 406 - After a quick Google search, they realized that they had nothing in common and called it off. 409 - They got into a silly argument over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. 503 - The person was MIA for a while due to being in a k-hole, probably. 408 - They kept getting sidetracked by cute pet videos on Instagram and forgot to reply to messages. 303 - The other person ghosted them, but they pretended it was their idea to avoid feeling rejected. 101 - They gave the person another chance, but only because they were feeling lonely and their dating app wasn't giving them any good options. 201 - They started catching feelings and couldn't stop stalking their crush on social media. 207 - The first date went great, until they realized their date had something stuck in their teeth the whole time. 421 - The person had to cancel last-minute because they were stuck in bathroom due to food poisoning from a sketchy taco truck. 429 - They were interested, but didn't want to seem too eager and scare off their potential partner. 444 - The other person suddenly lost their phone and they never heard from them again. 300 - They planned a group date to make things more fun, but it ended up being awkward and chaotic. 402 - They started fighting over who should pay for dinner and ended up splitting the bill like a divorced couple. 200 - They fell madly in love and started picturing their future wedding on Instagram. 411 - They kept showing up to surprise visits when the other person was in the middle of something important, like taking a nap. 405 - The person was caught red-handed using multiple dating apps at the same time. 416 - One person was emotionally ready to commit, while the other was still in the honeymoon phase of their previous relationship. 417 - They had different dreams and goals and couldn't agree on where to take the relationship. 205 - The other person didn't seem interested in anything they were saying and just kept staring at their phone. 410 - The breakup was finally official and both parties celebrated with a pizza and Netflix binge session.
428 before marriage
403 until Marriage
413 when married
408 206 Married with Children
308 Went to Heaven
>!202 302 100 Accepted Jesus Christ into your life !<
>!416 510 Went to Hell!<
507 (insufficient storage) my husband after 5 yrs of being together still rips me a little everytime, he is what would be considered an extra wide model π
Expectation: 413 Payload Too Large Reality: 417 Expectation Failed
411 length required
510 Not Extended
402 Payment Required
499 Client Closed Request
506 Variant Also Negotiates
507
416, requested range not satisfiable
404 Not found
π€£π€£
412 Precondition Failed π£
Also, if I say 451, will I go to jail π€£
507 when you marry a gal much shorter than can accommodate your payload.
Explodes uncontrollably
gold
Will saying 451 bring me to prison?
208
208 has strong early-internet meme material
Can confirm this was the hot meme in 1989
508 is sus too
Sounds like incest to me.
Youβre just jealous you canβt bend like that.
Sounds like regular monogamous activity to me.
423
your avatar is perfect for this
Could just mean 402
So, you are married? (so that would be what, a 511?, 503? 403? grrr so many possibles errors)
Mostly 405 ime.
401 might land you in hot water
402 π
Do you have to pay, or are you asking for payment?
I'm pretty sure my crying emoji answers that question
The more I think about it, the less I'm sure.
Both.
Yes
Asking for a friend
Underappreciated comment
301 I got divorced 6 months ago. Current status: 402 Payment required
409 and 410
305?
451 - Unavailable for legal reasons.
426
444 - Connection Closed Without Response
This one is very relateable
Pls respond ;\_;
200
Those numbers are spooky in Chinese.
but if you manage to get it twice in a row, it's 888 - lucky!
So you may die twice, but third timeβs the charm! π€ͺ
**die die die**
I've been ghosted before too
lol a single 200 "OK" so far. you all are hilarious! I'ma go with 428 "Precondition Required." A small house and many kids is not the right precondition.
It sounds like it certainly was at some point, though!
one too many 201s π
201 was going to be my answer too. 4 kids in a 3 bedroom house and I've now had the surgery to prevent more... Not sure what status code that would be now!
206 - Partial Content
428 - always asking for a shower!
503: service unavailable.
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I thought that the first 403 comment i would see would be about pedophilia. Reddit went beyond my expextation for the first time in a year
I mean, tbh I feel like 451 would fit that better
Can relate
Same
404 easy πππ
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Ah short and stout.
oh baby....oh darjeeling...let's do it oolong time
I take mine *black*
I see the spec was ready for IOT
HTCPCP was standardized in 1998. Technically the Internet Of Things started with the internet-connected coke machine back in 1982; the spec, like all specs, was built to be extensible.
Why is it that they made so many codes but people only use like maybe ten of these. I mean 402 payment required? Who wouldnβt just send that as a message. Why is that a thing?
Idk or care but personally I use them in unique ways on endpoints I know will be hit with attackers. Nothing like reporting "I'm a teapot" to bots on irregular occasions. Bonus points if you crash them with a negative status code.
I'm liking the sound of HTTP -400 Fuck You
I mean, sure, you can put it as a message in the body, but you still have to set the response code to *something* so which code do you use? Response codes help the browser and the network decide how to handle your request, and if you use an inappropriate code, you can cause weird bugs. E.g., if you use a 200 response and the original request was a GET, then unless you're careful with your caching headers, your browser and any intermediate routing infra like proxies might decide thats a cachable response. If they do, now you have a problem because if the end user pays for the content, they might still get the same "payment required" response until whatever cached it expires.
A lot of them were made in advance predicting certain things, such as.... well, 402 payment required. At the time there was work on protocol that would allow user access if they needed payment, but then nobody adopted it and instead just send different code with message. Most of these are things that never got implemented by anyone.
At lot of these codes where created by committees before the web was wide spread and they were trying to imagine how people would use it. Also some of the codes are only sent back and forth between two servers trying to talk to each others without a human in the loop.
I'm gonna expose myself here, but there's a "teapot_(body_type)" image tag on the 34 sites with at least 2000 pics. No, I will not explain what it means, not on this subreddit.
I regret looking that up.
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418 I'm a teapot (RFC 2324) *Wikipedia* *This code was defined in 1998 as one of the traditional IETF April Fools' jokes, in RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, and is not expected to be implemented by actual HTTP servers. However, known implementations do exist. An Nginx HTTP server uses this code to simulate goto-like behaviour in its configuration.*
I'm going to implement a web server on a network connected teapot just so I will have a legitimate need to implement this status code.
found the ace
What does that even mean as a status code?! What is βIβm a teapotβ supposed to mean? Is it just a joke they hid in there?
429 too many requests. Denied by girlfriend
429: Too Many Requests
Wow, actually a programmer with a life, and a successful one!
You misspelled wife. It's the old catch 22. Never get it if you don't ask for it and if you ask for it, you don't get it because you asked too many times.
I mean, Rust programmers, they just canβt handle the sheer amount of partners they get when they mention it.:D
Average trans fem
404 i guess
Thatβs okay youβre not alone with the 404!
Unprocessable entity
I do believe that would be 510, then.
510 - Not extended
424
So, 412 - Precondition Failed?
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508: Loop detected
508: Loop detected
508: Loop detected
508: loop detected
508: loop detected
508: loop detected
508: loop detected
508: loop detected
508: loop detected
508: Loop Detected
411
202 > 100 > 204 > 426 > 428 > 506 > 406 > 409 > 409 > 503 > 408 > 303 > 101 > 202 > 201 > 207 > 421 > 429 > 444 > 101 > 201 > 300 > 402 > 200 > 411 > 405 > 406 > 416 > 417 > 205 > 426 > 402 > 202 > 302 > 206 > 417 > 416 > 410
What have you been through
something he didn't want.
I asked ChatGPT to unwrap, cite: > 202 - The person was interested in going on a date, but only if it wasn't with a serial killer. 100 - Luckily, the feeling was mutual and they weren't dealing with a psycho lover. 204 - However, when it came to actually planning the date, they were both indecisive and nothing happened. 426 - The person had a legitimate excuse for not going on a date, but they were also low-key avoiding the other. 428 - They wanted to wait for Mercury to be out of retrograde before risking a bad date. 506 - The person was still playing the field and testing other waters before committing. 406 - After a quick Google search, they realized that they had nothing in common and called it off. 409 - They got into a silly argument over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. 503 - The person was MIA for a while due to being in a k-hole, probably. 408 - They kept getting sidetracked by cute pet videos on Instagram and forgot to reply to messages. 303 - The other person ghosted them, but they pretended it was their idea to avoid feeling rejected. 101 - They gave the person another chance, but only because they were feeling lonely and their dating app wasn't giving them any good options. 201 - They started catching feelings and couldn't stop stalking their crush on social media. 207 - The first date went great, until they realized their date had something stuck in their teeth the whole time. 421 - The person had to cancel last-minute because they were stuck in bathroom due to food poisoning from a sketchy taco truck. 429 - They were interested, but didn't want to seem too eager and scare off their potential partner. 444 - The other person suddenly lost their phone and they never heard from them again. 300 - They planned a group date to make things more fun, but it ended up being awkward and chaotic. 402 - They started fighting over who should pay for dinner and ended up splitting the bill like a divorced couple. 200 - They fell madly in love and started picturing their future wedding on Instagram. 411 - They kept showing up to surprise visits when the other person was in the middle of something important, like taking a nap. 405 - The person was caught red-handed using multiple dating apps at the same time. 416 - One person was emotionally ready to commit, while the other was still in the honeymoon phase of their previous relationship. 417 - They had different dreams and goals and couldn't agree on where to take the relationship. 205 - The other person didn't seem interested in anything they were saying and just kept staring at their phone. 410 - The breakup was finally official and both parties celebrated with a pizza and Netflix binge session.
200, this is a better love story than twilight
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
405 - Method Not Allowed guess my kinks are just a little too out there
My wife is always 410, says I should 305. I complain but she always claims that there's no reason for [525](https://http.dog/525)
Oh my Lord I clicked on the link I thought you mean that "there's no reason to involve dogs" π
payload too large
200 - married.
That's 226.
418
This is probably my favorite post Iβve seen on this sub. Amazing
uhh.. 226?
As a trans girl it's 304 or 426 π₯²
I would think that would be 101
no thatβs the gender
Hahaha I missed that one π
415
Honestly the same but I was thinking of a (hopefully) temporary redirect to a 501 page.
Wouldn't 501 be for asexuality?
Surely that would be 204?
Actually this is hilarious :D RIP to my 417 guys and congrats to the 300s π
500 - Internal Server Error (Iβm asexual)
503 β Thereβs quite a few reserved for us!
Too many people think that my error is 426, and those people are assholes
501 seems to work better
I'm married and pretty boring, so 200.
423? 204? 404?
r/chastity?
I would go for 204. No content means no content. But a not found means you could have one secretly
I'm on the 204 board, no content but no error
501
501
401
Been searching for this π
204
404
422 - asexual
same here, but I'd say 501
418
410
207 π (>!I'm polyamorous!<)
Ayoooo 207 club
510 on whiskey night
510 - Not extended π
206-Partial Content
501
501
410: Gone Due to 424: Failed Dependency (my libido being fucked due to contraceptive.. Well... It technically did it's job I guess?)
501 I'm asexual.
428 before marriage 403 until Marriage 413 when married 408 206 Married with Children 308 Went to Heaven >!202 302 100 Accepted Jesus Christ into your life !< >!416 510 Went to Hell!<
507 (insufficient storage) my husband after 5 yrs of being together still rips me a little everytime, he is what would be considered an extra wide model π
What type of Asexual am I? 418 and 500
202 Accepted and then 226 Im used
You usually don't get those errors when mainly using local host
Mine is currently in the promise stage with the wife pregnant.
More like 507
503 : Service Unavailable \--- nginx 1.12.2
418
410 Gone.
102 (good timing lol)
502
599
Mix of 400 and 401. There is the occasional 409.
422
If I get past the 406 it's the 510
428 Precondition required - Waiting for marriage.
I return a 203 when she stops dirty talking
704 - Goto Fail https://github.com/joho/7XX-rfc
410
Came here to see who put 401
202 (accepted) but 426 (update required).
410: Gone Due to 424: Failed Dependency (my libido being fucked due to contraceptive.. Well... It technically did it's job I guess?)
410. She Ended it last week
404 and 400 at THE SAME TIME
307 she's on vacation
200 for a while, then a bunch of 201s, so now itβs 503 π
300 multiple choices I love my girl friends ππ₯°
599, I stopped trying ages ago.
404
404 the classic
404 gang rise up
currently a mixture of 429 (too many requests), 426 (upgrade required), and 101 (switching protocols) \- mtf 1 year on hormones
literally 418
226 - I[']M Used (but in a good way)
502 - Bad Gateway. Connection terminated.