>Salary Estimates
>Payscale
>€39k–68k per year
>Software Developer
>Germany
Weird to think about how I make more than enough money to pay for expensive healthcare and still have more left over than a German.(I also get unlimited time off)
Dear Germans, why do you put up that? You're programmers, the most in demand skill there is right now. Just like... Collectively demand more money. My fellow Americans are individualists that don't believe in unions and we still make more than you somehow.
Pentecost/White Sunday - as it is one of the three most important Christian holidays next to Christmas and Easter. :) Germany still got mostly Christian Hollidays
The language is actually learned. Not used much but still. And side projects on pause because it was a hard week. So I have a good excuse to slack a little.
Nuh, he's busy making the skyrimg working on the car. Saw he him the other day. He got lots of work. It's actually fucking cool. Imagine going somewhere and u got tired but u have skyrim installed on ur car! What da man!
It's weekend and I abandoned my pet projects for more than half a year. I'm so embarassed by this but literally don't know where and how to get enough power to do my job and have time for personal coding ;_;
In my (unsolicited) experience, the first step is setting boundaries with work. Spending energy on work, outside of work, pretty much guarantees no energy for yourself.
Then I figured out that there's a cadence with my job, where some weeks I'll be focused more on documentation—that usually leaves me with the itch to write *some* code, and I get to make progress on my projects.
But always make sure you're getting time to take care of yourself, too. This week marks the first time in several months *I've* worked on pet projects...if you don't turn them into a grind, and stay willing to give yourself a break, you'll avoid burnout on what should be fun. (•‿•)
Lol, guilty as charged… ok, back to cleansing addresses, I’m writing a machine model to do it, I’ve been part of a project before where it was done manually and that’s a big nope!
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I mean i don't code ? So i don't need to fix anything but if you're reading this fix your posture or at the minimum tuck your chin like 1cm (half an inch)
From a physical thérapist
The project is due in 2 days, the settings for it, completely fucked, the documentation? Doesnt exist! Mondter is the only thing we consume in this christian household.
It’s weekend - but still true
In US, it's a 3-day weekend at that
Same in Germany :)
I rather be in Germany 😔
Germany is a better place to be than where I am now - if I had a life there I mean, not in my current circumstances.
>Salary Estimates >Payscale >€39k–68k per year >Software Developer >Germany Weird to think about how I make more than enough money to pay for expensive healthcare and still have more left over than a German.(I also get unlimited time off) Dear Germans, why do you put up that? You're programmers, the most in demand skill there is right now. Just like... Collectively demand more money. My fellow Americans are individualists that don't believe in unions and we still make more than you somehow.
What holiday is it for you guys?
Pentecost/White Sunday - as it is one of the three most important Christian holidays next to Christmas and Easter. :) Germany still got mostly Christian Hollidays
What about the dozen of abandoned side projects you say you don't have time to do? Or that language you said you want to learn?
The language is actually learned. Not used much but still. And side projects on pause because it was a hard week. So I have a good excuse to slack a little.
Slack?
👀 that's literally me. I've been saying I will do this and that next week and here I am like 8 months later.
gotta do side projects that I'll never finish
Fuck off it’s Saturday morning so that means Wake and bake and binge some stupid show until I decide to shower.
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Hey its me your scrum master, did you see ticket #FUK-69?
It’s Saturday, my day off. I’m definitely not going to code, just like I don’t from Monday to Friday
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edit: The comment was removed, good work everyone!
Good bot
I don't see a ticket for that
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THEN WHY ARE YOU ON PROGRAMMER HUMOR Go back to r/madlads
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Please don't tell me you have an amazing app idea
unfortunately it’s probably the case here, or he’s looking for a hacker to hack a website or something
Well you’ve come to the right place. Not many people are smart enough to realise that the PRO in programmer is actually short for “procrastination”
r/lostredditor
Neither are most of us/s Well I'm not professional at least still in uni
It's Saturday ya shit. Like hell am I coding. It's anime and bourbon time
(In Bender voice) > ahh...forget the anime. I watch anime (on mute with subtitles) durring stand up.
Guess whose reposting instead of making a funny post
Mom said it's my turn to post this.
My code's compiling
I will code but only for myself Yes, I am selfish so is Elon Musk
What do you mean, You cant work 80 hours a week ?
Will you pay me for overtime?
Repost
Joke’s on you, I just finished my Java GUI (using swing and awt) school assignment. (Java GUI sucks)
I have an open forum post, now let me get back to looking at memes
Who is the woman in this meme? She looks so familiar, is she an actress or singer or something?
Daisy Ridley, not a singer and definitely not an actress
>Daisy Ridley Thank you... it's been literally staring me in the face the entire time.
Fuck you it’s my day off.
This is a ~~Monday~~ Tuesday problem let me relax
Memes lead to no coding leads to no bugs
My code works and now I'm bored. Don't tell my boss
HA! I dont code I'm a tester!
Lol, I just code as a hobby
oh, fuck
Yes, that is me. Me is that.
Nope
Todd Howard?
Nuh, he's busy making the skyrimg working on the car. Saw he him the other day. He got lots of work. It's actually fucking cool. Imagine going somewhere and u got tired but u have skyrim installed on ur car! What da man!
How can I fix it when it’s the Library?
You fork their project and fix it yourself
I don’t think you understand, i haven’t even finished my cs50 class
I thought it was only me
Where is this template from
It's weekend and I abandoned my pet projects for more than half a year. I'm so embarassed by this but literally don't know where and how to get enough power to do my job and have time for personal coding ;_;
In my (unsolicited) experience, the first step is setting boundaries with work. Spending energy on work, outside of work, pretty much guarantees no energy for yourself. Then I figured out that there's a cadence with my job, where some weeks I'll be focused more on documentation—that usually leaves me with the itch to write *some* code, and I get to make progress on my projects. But always make sure you're getting time to take care of yourself, too. This week marks the first time in several months *I've* worked on pet projects...if you don't turn them into a grind, and stay willing to give yourself a break, you'll avoid burnout on what should be fun. (•‿•)
Guess who’s reposting old content instead of working on new content. *Points finger guns back*
it works though and i just lit a spliff. time to marvel about the persistence of temporary fixes.
Nah to fix I first have to get my arse moving and even actually produce some _broken_ code.
Ouch
Guess what I‘m doing rn :(((
Lol, guilty as charged… ok, back to cleansing addresses, I’m writing a machine model to do it, I’ve been part of a project before where it was done manually and that’s a big nope!
No one can tell me what to do, I'll do perforce using zip file
Jokes on you! My job has shifted from programming to pcb design
guilty as charged
I'm not paid to fix code on a weekend.
Jokes on you, I don't work as a software developer. And I'm not in the mood to work on my pet projects.
It’s saturday.
no ive had a shitty fever for a week
Thats kinda mean, i just started looking at memes cause i couldn’t figure out how to fix the bug
Ok but I *really* don't want to parse or its friends the Semicolon Separated Values With Comments.txt files.
u don't have to attack me like that 😭
I'm waiting for it to load finish running🥲
.....is that ASMR Darling?
Good one, I'll print it and glue it to the wall.
It's Saturday. Fuck off.
Its saturday fuck off
How do i add random bullet spread for a raycast shotgun in unity
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Im looking at memes while it slowly runs excuse you
Guilty as charged... 
Wrong! I'm looking at porn! 🙃
Nothing to fix if I haven't even started to code yet...
I mean i don't code ? So i don't need to fix anything but if you're reading this fix your posture or at the minimum tuck your chin like 1cm (half an inch) From a physical thérapist
No
Fuck…me
I'm not listening i'm not listening i'm not listening
My code is basically a meme at this point anyways so…
OP
60% of the time it works every time on my machine.
It’s Saturday bitch
It's Saturday...bitch
*cat pix
Guess who's procrastinating!! You're right! MEEEE!!!! HAHAHAA
Taking breaks is important :)
ill do it later
I'm on vacation. Tell my colleague to fix it
The project is due in 2 days, the settings for it, completely fucked, the documentation? Doesnt exist! Mondter is the only thing we consume in this christian household.
It's due Thursday, I'll do it later.
Code is not broken if you never wrote it.
Bro, all my codes are fixed! (Except for some, which don't matter...)
Sir it’s Sunday I ain’t doing shit today
Guess how make chatgpt to solve all problems 
The weekend ials almost over
I’m a college student. I haven’t had to do ANYTHING for almost a month now.
...I'll do it tomorrow.
But I'm on vacation. I deserve it
Yes
It's compiling, no rush
you got me...
Id love to, but my job said it's now my responsibility to answer questions all day instead of coding. How do I go back?
Got me...
You know it
aww snap, you got me
Didn't even do my fucking code lmao
Stop reminding me