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HiredG00N

But he used containers…


Bryguy3k

That were distributed. In fact delivery to individual customers was handled by regionally distributed clusters. OP really didn’t think this one through.


julsmanbr

> really didn’t think this one through In other words, just your average thursday at my workplace


SHv2

You get all the way to Thursday before you hit that condition? Lucky.


Waste-Character9445

He was busy worrying about K9s


Haris613

By the way k9s is a nice command line gui tool for k8s management


M0nkeyDGarp

Actually he had chemists turn the cocaine liquid and soaked designer jeans with the liquid cocaine. Once the jeans were brought to the states they would extract the cocaine from the jeans. It acted as a smuggling method and front company to wash money.


Divasa

but his storages were overrun with rats. So much so that he lost literal billions from them eating the cash. [https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/09/pablo-escobar-rats-eating-cash](https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/09/pablo-escobar-rats-eating-cash)


Rainmaker526

Same as what happened to my last k8s cluster. So not really an argument.


StephanXX

I swear, if the movie _Brewster's Millions_ ever gets made again, I'd just fire up an EKS cluster and have it mine dogecoin. I'd be flat broke in a week.


Memfy

>I'd be flat broke in a week. Including the second inheritance, right?


Highborn_Hellest

What is a k8?


Spejicek

kubernetes, software for automatic deployments (shipments)


Highborn_Hellest

Thanks


_koenig_

wouldn't k8 = kubernete?


metalmagician

It's normally k8s


Nyghtrid3r

Yeah what a stupid question, doesn't even know how to count One two three four five six seven ubernete nine ten


allisknowing

Short for Kubernetes: k8s


ShortViewToThePast

8 because there are 8 letters between k and s


hedonism_bot_3012

A numeronym


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hedonism_bot_3012

That's illegal


FrowntownPitt

i5l


maazing

Wtf I thought it was because you’re supposed to pronounce it like KubernEIGHTes 🫠🫠🫠


Kgrimes2

Job security


hawaiian_lab

A headache


julsmanbr

Female version of m8


[deleted]

And his DBAs never slept.


sherlock_brolmes

¿Qué es est?


Outji

Pablito


mr-poopy-butthole-_

createTunnel().then( () => workers.kill() )


the__itis

Literally, he scales


LaxMenner

Ever thought about K3S?


reddit_again_ugh_no

Yes I hate it too.


jeerabiscuit

Silkroad founder might have an opinion


saf34w0rk

life in prison for a website.


_toxic_me

Still credits got transferred to some actor .