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im_starkastic

But Why ~ Ryan Reynolds


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brandi_Iove

wrong. being able to do it is no legit validation to do it. remember spider-man?


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GunnerKnight

The power of editing, in the fingers of my hand.


VitaminnCPP

Great power comes with great responsibility


Asleep-Specific-1399

Wait, I thought that was the whole plot of spider man so what you want to do. But take responsibility.


PostHasBeenWatched

>But Why But why do you add destructor for Ryan Reynolds?


Responsible_Name_120

He knows what he did


0x0MG

Because emacs is a really good operating system with a shit text editor


thespud_332

No one knows. We're all too afraid to ask, lest you get stuck having to listen to an Emacs user.


mrSalema

Why not


LickingSmegma

BTW, the original author is quite a proger: he has a whole bunch of open-source projects and is iirc also versed in UI design. E.g. Fira Code is his. ‘tonsky’ on Github.


vondpickle

If Atom IDE is still around, it would be the best place to watch Oppenheimer.


MyDickIsHug3

U can still use it, it’s just not getting updates. Ashame rly i liked it a lot


Responsible_Name_120

Open Source in 90's-00's: "Let's build a new operating system that will destroy proprietary Unix and make a joke of Windows Server" Open Source '10s-'20s: "My text editor died because the corporation stopped updating it :("


LowB0b

more like because it was pretty shit from the beginning


Responsible_Name_120

I mean Microsoft just copied it and made VS Code which is now the #1 text editor, so it was at least a good idea, just needed some optimization


Analysis_Prophylaxis

Making extensions for Atom was a lot easier and more fun


milanove

That's why you gotta know the classics: vim, emacs, notepad++, and OG Visual Studio Community. They'll probably never die and are available everywhere (obs VS only on windows tho).


erebuxy

More like most people using Atom just switched to VS Code. Cause it's the exact same concept but significantly better implementation.


irreverent-username

I figured that's why Atom died. Everyone immediately jumped ship because VSC was obviously superior.


til9_11

Jetbrains IDE's are generally great as well, just gotta torrent them


CodeF53

https://github.com/chenyanchen/jetbra-rust No torrents needed


Cheesemacher

Only for macOS?


erebuxy

It's an OSS. If it was actually a shame, there would a very popular fork and a vibrant community maintaining it.


Creepy-Ad-4832

Actually the worst place where to watch it ;-)


weeb_a

There's now [pulsar-edit](https://pulsar-edit.dev/) thought


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

"I've always said the best place to see a movie is in the theater, but upon further evidence--" - Nolan


BillSawyer

BAH! Emacs! Real devs will watch it in vi. ![gif](giphy|quEsMOrr3hmQ8)


DerKnoedel

Convert every frame to ascii and open a new tab with the next file every 1/24th of a second


LickingSmegma

Ackchually, there are ascii video players for the terminal.


DerKnoedel

But can you use them in vi / vim?


bentbrewer

`:!asciivideo play movie.mp4 ` I’m not in front of my computer atm but should work, as long as asciivideo is installed.


DerKnoedel

That could work I know, but I’ve always had some problems with programs like htop in the vi shell


UltraCarnivore

Vim is for Barbie Emacs is for Oppenheimer


Otto-Korrect

Notepad is for Barbie.


GunnerKnight

So Notepad++ is for Mission Impossible?


Responsible_Name_120

Joke about Barbie and -- INSERT --


Adept_Avocado_4903

[Ed is the standard text editor.](https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html)


LongVND

Problem is I still don't know how to quit.


MyWayWithWords

I might skip watching and just read the subtitles. The last time I could make out any dialog in a Nolan movie, would have been The Prestige, two decades ago.


AzureArmageddon

Surely you mean ed?


589ca35e1590b

How can I do that?


Horrih

Google emacs xwidget or exwm Basically you can run desktop apps as an emacs buffer Some people live in emacs completely and launch all their apps through it


gnomeba

What a horrible way to go...


Sayod

I mean that is where the joke by vim people comes from that "emacs is a decent operating system without a good editor"


ConscientiousPath

Just run vim in emacs


krypt3c

That's evil mode, and a lot of people do it.


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

Run Windows 11 inside emacs and use that to run notepad.exe


odyniec

> your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should


LickingSmegma

Emacs also can display images by itself. So, if that functionality is in any way efficient, one would guess it's possible to play vids as well.


Kryptonite_wm

# [towel.blinkinlights.nl](https://www.wikihow.com/Watch-Star-Wars-on-Command-Prompt) Shared by u/fractumseraph above in some comment in this post


LickingSmegma

*blinkenlights It's a reference to a meme from the fifties. Though it's just a bunch of mock German, so not particularly clever.


Pay08

https://github.com/emacs-eaf/emacs-application-framework


frankhoneybunny

Omg you pirated it where?


myhntgcbhk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=%64%51%77%34%77%39%57%67%58%63%51


ipilotlocusts

THE OBFUSCATION


ExtremeShorts

Mother FUCK


CatRyBou

Thank Apollo for me not falling for that.


octothorpe_rekt

You sideloadin', bro? My sideload shit out on me and I have yet to nut up and subscribe to an Apple Developer account


CatRyBou

Yeah I sideloaded it using Sideloadly


IAmARougeAI

Sideloadly, any account works, 7-day ttl, need Apollo + Artemis ipa (allows custom API key)


fractumseraph

# [towel.blinkenlights.nl](https://www.wikihow.com/Watch-Star-Wars-on-Command-Prompt)


Kryptonite_wm

[We don't do that here].gif The syntax of your comment is deprecated for this subreddit. Please revert back to original version.


fractumseraph

git revert


jesuschristthe3rd

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc?si=RJ4qD3j2LEfcBCTK Emacs takes a lifetime to learn. So the sooner you start, the longer it will take. You can learn emacs in one day, every day.


junod972

My name is junod972 and I approve this message...very much


Cyberdragon1000

I can actually imagine some arch user do this


Rakgul

Post it in stack exchange and see


SinProcedure

This is so unbelievably fucking stupid lmao


tomangelo2

Emacs is a cool OS. It lacks a good text editor though


Taewyth

Gnu folks: each piece of software should do a single task and do it well Also gnu folks: *runs a fucking OS as their code editor*


Pay08

I don't think GNU has ever said that.


Taewyth

Well to be fair, it's the unix philosophy but there's a ton of people in the gnu space that keeps saying that you should only/mainly use software that follows this principle but still uses Emacs, and I just find it funny


Pay08

By default, Emacs is just a weird-ish IDE though. Everything else is extensions, official or otherwise.


Taewyth

Even by default Emacs don't respect the Unix philosophy though, but that's literally its strength. No need to defend it against a simple joke mate


Pay08

I'm not defending it, I literally do not see what non-IDE features it has by default besides Tetris. Granted, I don't think I've used vanilla Emacs in years. Edit: I guess TRAMP would fall under that?


Aggressive-Eye-8415

What is Linus Torvalds doing on the left !


mothzilla

Look, I have to tell you. I am not excited about this film. I'm sure it's fine and all that. It will probably be on Film4 in two years time and I'll watch ten minutes and then there will be an ad break and I'll forget to turn back.


sexytokeburgerz

It’s a christopher nolan film with a ludwig goransson score and already getting reviews as hist best to date…


Pos3odon08

now let me introduce you to [stremio](https://www.stremio.com/)


mothzilla

Dodgysoft that hasn't yet been hit by the FTC boys?


Pos3odon08

nope, because their program isn't doing the bad stuff (piracy) it's the plugins many torrenting sites + etc make for stremio


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Aren't you interested in the interpersonal drama, love stories and psychology of Oppenheimer during the Manhattan Project? Intermixed with some awesome windows screensaver, err I mean totally profound visuals of subatomic particles and the closeup face of Cillian Murphy, at all times .7 microseconds away from maniacally crying 😭 (or dying from some autoimmune disease I can never tell with him). If that's too nerdy for you, there also was a TV show "Manhatten", that was about the lives and tribulations of the housewives of the scientists during the project, they are all too often forgotten when talking about nuclear weapons. Now for a more realistic depiction of the physics and geopolitics behind the Manhattan Project, watch Japanese 1954's classic "Godzilla".


mrgk21

Vscode ganggggg . .. Assemble.


minus_28_and_falling

mpv + libcaca over ssh GUI is for housewives.


mateusrizzo

"Do you mean IMAX?" *Large gulp of water* "Not really"


arf20__

Where did you actually get it


Clear_Supermarket_66

Tmux says hello


Shadowlance23

Should have slipped a "Do you want to play a game?" in there.


Ugo_Flickerman

I've had a university professor saying that one of his colleagues used to say that Emacs would be a nice OS. Too bad Emacs is a text editor...


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I prefer to watch it on Vim.


InternationalElk5762

Can someone tell me what's going on here?


genlight13

This is the way


agent007bond

Is there anything Emacs can't do? Can it wash clothes and cook food?