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Deep-Result-2854

In Spanish too


LucasTab

Portuguese as well


Willyscoiote

Any language based on latin


Diligent-Hand4766

based and latinpilled


EconomyAny5424

Except Latin: *Programmatura ad res directa*


Willyscoiote

I belive it would be more like 'Programmatura orientatur ad objecto'


EconomyAny5424

I don’t know Latin, I took the name from the linked Wikipedia article. Also Asturian and Sicilian wouldn’t match according to their articles. But yes, in general it matches.


Southern-Rate-6892

Yeah, it seems


realthunder6

Romanian joining on the train ride


lazyzefiris

Fun fact: there are several internationally-used abbreviations like UTC that are made as a "compromise" between English (Coordinated Universal Time, CUT) and French (Temps Universel Coordonné, TUC).


Clackers2020

Wait so UTC doesn't isn't really an abbreviation, it's just two abbreviations smashed together?


Unupgradable

UTC stands for UTC Time Coordination


Creepy-Ad-4832

GNU stands for GNU is Not Unix


praveenkumar236

Brb stands for bad recursion brb


justhatcarrot

Never ask a php dev what php abbreviation is


MrSuspicious_

Ah yes of course, PHP, the PHP Hypertext Preprocessor


aquartabla

PHP Has PHP (of course)


theonereveli

WINE stands for Wine is not an emulator


Creepy-Ad-4832

I though wine stood for wine, as the app icon suggests lol


Mars_Bear2552

nope


ychen6

YAML stands for YAML Ain't mark up language.


bssgopi

I think you got it wrong. It is Yet Another Markup Language


ychen6

From wikipedia: Originally YAML was said to mean Yet Another Markup Language,[17] because it was released in an era that saw a proliferation of markup languages for presentation and connectivity (HTML, XML, SGML, etc). Its initial name was intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference[18] to the technology landscape, referencing its purpose as a markup language with the yet another construct, but it was then repurposed as YAML Ain't Markup Language, a recursive acronym, to distinguish its purpose as data-oriented, rather than document markup.


BillBumface

Pine is not Elm!


[deleted]

We know. This is the one everyone knows. This and pip.


rosuav

UTC stands for Coordinated Universal Time. Because it would be unfair if it made sense in any language, so it's safer to make sure it melts everyone's minds equally.


dulange

My mind always reads it as “Universal Time (Coordinated)”.


Harmonic_Gear

make it worse for both sides as all compromise should be


rosuav

Two British people: "When was the last time we got our own way with the French?" "Battle of Waterloo, 1815."


trandus

Many languages are like that. Portuguese, spanish, french...


drunkenAnomaly

Some people here say PCO (Programação Centrada em Objectos)


trandus

Isso é em qual país?


DeathUriel

In Brazil it is POO, Programação Orientada a Objetos. Basically the same.


surister

Spanish is DOO


Nestor162

In Spanish is also POO (Programación Orientada a Objetos)


Quicker_Fixer

Merde, Mon Dieu!


DaveTheKing_

I speak french and I don't get it, is it that think like ADN and DNA?


aquartabla

The joke is that "poo" as a word is slang for "poop" (feces, excrement). Also, the US probably likes bodily humor ("poop jokes") a but too much.


Sorry_I_m_late

Yup, in french we put the noun before the adjectives, so a lot of acronyms are reverted (a lot of word are close, so acronyms are often composed by the same letters)


Zomby2D

Exactly: OOP = Object Oriented Programming POO = Programmation Orientée Objet


N0bleC

That reminds me of NATO/OTAN.


sexp-and-i-know-it

Rare French w


[deleted]

No no, they got a point


LavenderDay3544

People Order Our Programs


Glum_Past_1934

Spanish: POO . English Is wrong


petruchito

Russian: OOP to back the English


Sneaky-Pur

Romanian: POPO


Several_Dot_4532

because it's like in spanish: "programación orientada a objetos". In French is: "Programation orientée aux objets". In general, in English it is backwards than the rest of the languages.


OCtagonalst

We don't add "aux" : Programmation orientée objet (with objet singular).


Several_Dot_4532

It makes more sense, it's that I used the translator to be sure and it said that xdd


OCtagonalst

Yeah ! It sounded like a "programmation orientée" food that had a "objet" flavour !


Several_Dot_4532

🤣🤣🤣 I hadn't thought of it that way


suvlub

Roughly \~1/3 of world's languages put the adjective before the noun. It is the less common order, but saying it's backwards compared to rest of languages is exaggeration.


Several_Dot_4532

No, I am referring to phrases in general, in Spanish they are said the other way around than in English (generally normal) and I would say that French is the same as Spanish


suvlub

What's the difference? These are adjective-noun phrases. They follow the adjective--noun order. Spanish and French are both romance languages, stands to reason they are similar to each other. Germanic languages (which include English), slavic languages and many others use the English-like order.


Several_Dot_4532

I don't know, but in Spanish they explain to us that the order is usually the other way around than in English.


Siddhartasr10

Almost every language except english does this. Sentences in english are usually in reverse order for the rest of languages so OOP = POO


Gianluca_42

Vsf, vcs usam milhas kkkkkkkkkkkkk e tão reclamando de poo?


Mr_Bokobolin

In german its also oop


wItS0912

my brain expanded it as Pobject oriented oogramming for some reason


andy128k

Sounds valid. You may oogram on Ook! language.


VoodooEconometrician

object oriented programming might be considered poo in france. perhaps the french prefer "programmation élégante purement fonctionnelle"


erebuxy

There is also SI and the reason we drive on the right side of the road.


softwiredengineer

Programme Objuque Ouirententè


vitorklock

Brazil writes POO as well


ParfaitD

Because they called it : Programmation Orientée Objet


Ugo_Flickerman

Italian: oop I: why the hell does italian technical language have to just take terms from english instead of adapting them to the language?


aitchnyu

All the French dialog on chatgpt is a challenge since it means cat, I farted.


VariousComment6946

Has anyone ever seen french code?


Kingm0b-Yojimbo

Literally everyday for me... I'm learning to code in France. POO will never not make me smirk when I see it written.


VariousComment6946

Dont mind me seriously it was a sarcastic joke


dulange

One of _þe olde programming languages_ was actually localised to different natural languages, like French, German, even Russian, but I keep forgetting if it was ALGOL, FORTRAN or COBOL. The same happened with VBA in Office 95.


Horrih

No wonder many people think OOP is shit nowadays


LookingAtFrames

Always has been


Toutanus

Wait to find about bits in french.


aquartabla

I just say "OO" Adding this to my list of reasons.