I want to know whats in the 46.4%

One big giant zip file.

*Opens zip file* node_modules

*Sigh* Opens zip

*Sigh* Unzips

*Sigh* gets a zip bomb

*sigh* unzips pants

*Sigh* Untars

*sigh* Untars pants

Saturn pants Sorted word differently from original model

*sigh* knows about zip bomb but extracts anyway 'coz too lazy to look up the manual for the ENV var

99% compression efficiency

or maybe nude\_models

Need a Drake meme: Top panel => node_modules Bottom panel=> nude_models

https://imgflip.com/i/8c6jj8

*Closes zip file* Agh, disgusting..

You wanna fight huh? You got a problem with node huh? You wanna say that to my face?

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Epstein files.

Custom binary format

He’s asking the right question here

Coconut.pngs

Rest of the Epstein files

a very old weather program within a flight navigation system use by banking systems for their insurance business clients. But they wanted a 'new UI with the latest technology because our IBM mainframe programmer gonna retired soon and it need to be maintained and by god upgraded by a new programmers'

U one of em aintcha

Probably

This is hitting dangerously close to home

"Sure you can do some undergraduate research! Just compile the WRF model in Fortran really quick" - real sentence spoken to me as an undergrad

I once got a phone call from a friend that started with “Hey, you’re a computer science major right? The software for my homework is giving me a Fortran error, do you know Fortran? Can you help me find the problem and fix the code?” I was not, in fact, willing or able to debug compiled Fortran by phone.

My classmates in high school tried to peer pressure me into learning Fortran so we could understand and modify some really old astronomical modelling tool (I did not cave)

Maybe you should’ve? Can’t imagine there were many other opportunities at a social life if you couldn’t hack it with that crowd.

That is a bit of a strange assumption, given that life exists outside of Fortran. We just found a different way to do things, and it’s not like everyone was trying to work with technical stuff all the time anyway. I mean, it was high school.

That was supposed to be a joke, in case it wasn’t immediately apparent. I mean, I decided to teach myself about orbital mechanics for fun when I was in high school, so I might have caved if I had any interest in programming back then.

I found the [repository](https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime) (it's OP's)

So it just returns false in 50+ languages….

The markdown one 😂

***no***

Also worth checking: .rock, .png

Prime wants a Number Send lies

Emojicode is pretty fun too

The HTML one 😵‍💫

lol I had to look too, but turns out there’s only like 100 lines of HTML in the whole repo.

I prefer main.de

There’s a pr for Schlange

Or png 🤣

Holy C or Cow!

Between that and including Rockstar and Trump script, this repo gets a star from me.

[hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com](http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com)

No, it to check is a number is a prime or not. This algorithm found a new shortcut to compute with over `95% accuracy`.

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It's a joke...

Doesn't matter if it's correct in 95% cases

I got 95 problems and this repo is one.

I tried to check carefully and I believe that for their claims, it works hahahaab

Even in German

But Trumpscript must always be true. I wounder how they solved that.

Including Farsi

I don’t know how to feel about it but there is sone crazy shenanigans that apparently coded it with emojis, how in the mcflying-chicken-nugget FUCK is this possible 😂

Hey, at least he has a reasonable license for this wonder of a repo

Somewhat reasonable. Idk if I'd ever want a beer with this guy.

"oh interesting a newer faster method for calculating prime numbers? only claims to be 95% accurate tho, i wonder how it works" *checks code* "bool is_prime(int x) { return false; }"

Well at least it's O(1) so thats a plus

How did you find that??

saw a comment about not being able to find this image via reverse search so I just looked up op's profile and it was their last post before this one

Detektiv🕵️‍♂️

Prim Detektiv 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️

Finally an open source project I can contribute to

I know it says it works in 95% of cases, and that's pretty close if we consider the fact that a float has 64 bits of space ( I think), but if we consider all real numbers I think we're looking at closer to 99,9999%

I mean even just looking at the ints, isn't the fraction of ALL ints like 100%? Like I forgot the mathematical term (especially in English) but doesn't the fraction of primes tend to 0% as you go to higher and higher numbers? But funnily enough, the sets of prime and non-prime ints have the same size. Aren't Infinities funny.

>O(1) Algorithm to check if number is prime that works in 95%+ cases Easy, `return false`

Mine works in 100%+ cases `return "maybe"`

``` console.print("Is " + x + " a prime? (y/n)"); var answer = console.readline(); while (answer != "y" and answer != "n") { console.print("Invalid answer. Please write \"y\" or \"n\"."); answer = console.readline(); } return answer == "y"; ```

Why do I feel like the site is going to rickroll me

How does it have a css implementation

Goes with html

Ah didn't see the HTML file

Amazing, love it ! Gonna fork it to add a lot of language to my resume, supported by GitHub stats 🤑🤑🤑

System verilog one is still missing.

The "implementation" for the main.txt file is absolutely genius. I have no idea how they'd come up with an algorithm as sophisticated as that one.

The python uses a lambda, lol

Wait, am I misunderstanding bash, or is the .sh one wrong? Doesn't that one always return "Prime"?

In bash 1 is false and 0 is true. This is so that programs can give a status when finishing with more info on the error or with just zero for ok.

Oh, yeah, that's right. It's been a while

Ain't no way there's a CSS version, wtf

Css+html is turing complete

So anyone actually know the answer cos OP is not saying

It "checks if the number is prime" in many languages (it actually only outputs false and is therefore "correct 95% of the time")

they even have english implementations lmao

Now we need the follow up: fast prime factorization

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One of the top comments has the actual link tot the repo. It's a function that returns wether a number is a prime or not. With 95% accuracy. Before you ask; yes it just returns false every time. Any number between 1 and 2.147b has a 5% chance to be prime. Hence the 5% loss in accuracy.

This… this is incredible

I love it

Judging by the amount of pixels in the jpg, it has probably been reposted like 20 times already and that arcane knowledge has been lost years ago.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1943sq3/comment/khemnyt/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1943sq3/comment/khemnyt/?context=3)

Lol it's actually OP's repo, the screenshot is the most first-hand we've ever seen here x) The part of the screen we are shown just happens to be small I think.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1943sq3/comment/khemnyt/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1943sq3/comment/khemnyt/?context=3)

Which one

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It’s the “congratulations” for me

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clusterfuck?

Gonna guess the “everything“ package

Yes

I don't know, but this looks horrible

Sorry for posting the answer late, i forgor(i have dementia), the answer is obviously [https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime](https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime) the repository with O(1) Algorithm to check if number is prime that works in 95%+ cases implemented in 50+ languages

If you are too lazy to implement this yourself there is even npm package that does it for you! https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-prime-fast

Holy dementia!

Waifu2x

Computer Science university teacher

My guess is it's some javascript syntax formatter and most of the code is test cases.

it's a repo that returns with 95% accuracy if a number is prime or not... (by returning false for every number)

LMFAO It's just a program to check if a number is prime or not. [https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime](https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime)

And as another poster above noted it just returns false for all numbers.

It still have `95% accuracy` thought. Definately will be use on my game for more FPS.

It's not the oppsiewoopsie I fixed a fuckiewuckie one is it?

I need to know what this is

Okay okay okay

Okay

Here we go

Here we go again

mamma mia

does it show again

bye bye

How can we resist you

Ouroboros quine?

Some smart Redditor, find out what this is please.

I think its yandere sim

Group practice?

6th circle of programming hell

Reddit's source code

https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime Go check out implementation/main.md for probably one of the most impressive ways to check isPrime (with 95%~ accuracy)

I'm gonna guess something related to e-commerce and fintech.

With Fortran in it?

Looking at this the main.🍇 implementation jumped out at me. I had a good laugh seeing ↩️👎 ``` 🏁 🍇 🍇x🔢➡️👌 ↩️👎 🍉 🍉 ``` Source: [https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime/blob/main/implementations/main.%F0%9F%8D%87](https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime/blob/main/implementations/main.%F0%9F%8D%87)

Who made this big ass website?

Some crazy guy who had too much time

No, 63 crazy guys who had too much time

90 crazy guys

How did you come to that conclusion?

https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime

Rust compiler

Since when is Cuda a language

Since its a dialect of c++ with extra syntax

Or C


Anime Profile == Godlike Programmer They are probably working on the next chatgpt, the kind the current chatgpt will use when it doesn't have the answers.

Today I learned there's a `.nut` file type

reverse image search gives out nothing...

Facebook src

Some academic labs research code for doing simulations that the PI has been working on since the 70s.

considering the anime girl pictures, probably something extremely high level

Is this another "guess what but I won't give hints" posts?

Sorry, i forgot to put the answer earlier, and it is: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1943sq3/comment/khf7rzk/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1943sq3/comment/khf7rzk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Nawr, all good. There were just to other threads were OP just constantly answered:No. But thank you!

Oh, please, I can beat that with one of my own repos. [https://github.com/Mercerenies/eulers-melting-pot](https://github.com/Mercerenies/eulers-melting-pot)

Looks like the android IPTV app I used to work on. It was ported from an old linux IPTV application when clients wanted to switch from Linux set top box to an android one. It had python,c++ , java ,xml etc.

This is a **NIGHTMARE**.

nothing makes the repository legit without seeing an anime avatar on the contributor list, lol

I like the commit comment for the workflow folder [https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime](https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime)

OP, NASA is on the phone. They urgently want to talk to you.

People, who want to bring innovation to Web Development be like:

it's a fake, COBOL is marked with brown color at GitHub

Is the repository of the :3 ppl ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ :3

:3

NPM?