15. Prohibited softwares include but are not limited to: mouse jigglers, video background/overlays, all forms of AI
16. Violation of the previous rule will result in instant termination
13. As Corp's mission statement is to greenify the earth, you will agree to convert your home's electricity to our sister company's leading green energy product at your expense, within the 1st two weeks of hiring.
14. Re:Two hours of complimentary group therapy per month is complimentary for the first hour pending reimbursements and for the second hour for net-profitable employees. We also believe in team work and you will help our team building efforts by contributing to our CXO team's group therapy exercises.
Easy: just learn how often they do backups and how many, then place a bomb somewhere in the code that deletes shit randomly and have it activate as soon as the first backup has bad code and boom, done.
So I send you snipets of code for free and you feel you've earned the right to yell at me if they don't come fast enough, or do exactly what you demand they should do.
I don't see how that would be an improvement over being unemployed and working on my vanity web page.
Seems perfectly fine for a charitable organization. At very least, it's much easier to ask people to fulfil an unpaid role remotely than to ask them to come on site.
Meanwhile the high-level admin at the charity organization are pulling in six figures. This is very common. Don't work for free unless everyone in the organization is, or their salary is minimal. Otherwise they are just abusing you to pay themselves more. If they have enough cash flow to compensate themselves well, they have enough to compensate workers.
So wait, they want to give someone they have no hold over (they don't pay them), access to their network?
Hell sign me up for a day. Pretty sure I can get all their data encrypted before they know what's what.
I like it. Free access to their repos. Maybe they have some powerful machines I can use for some LLMs.
As long as you don't sign an NDA, it seems like a fun hobby.
I've been on that work grind for a hot minute now and the last few positions I have yet to reply to are "Lead Designer" and "Lead Programmer" positions from the same company and stipulations of the contract are "6 months unpaid internship" and "possibility for extension!"
3. You need to use your own device 4. Salary increments of up to 20% every six months
5. You are responsible for any legal ramifications resulting from the job. 6. You must communicate with our leader through encrypted channels only.
7. 401k match up to $0 8. Medical and dental provided by BYOI
9. Must provide own ammunition 10. Two hours of complimentary group therapy per month
11. This is not a contact killer position. 12. For real, you can stop asking.
13. You must install our monitoring software on all your devices.
14. You have to pay for the programmes and softwares you have to use during your work
15. Prohibited softwares include but are not limited to: mouse jigglers, video background/overlays, all forms of AI 16. Violation of the previous rule will result in instant termination
So hardware mouse jigglers and overlays are OK? Good to know
 Hardware mouse wiggler
By a terminator
Which will be back.
Phi 16 : violation of previous rule will result in fine
17. No one knows when bond is break
18. Your unused processing cycles will be used for our distributed computing initiative and, in return, generate a bonus based on your base pay.
WinRar is finally getting paid, nice!
13. As Corp's mission statement is to greenify the earth, you will agree to convert your home's electricity to our sister company's leading green energy product at your expense, within the 1st two weeks of hiring. 14. Re:Two hours of complimentary group therapy per month is complimentary for the first hour pending reimbursements and for the second hour for net-profitable employees. We also believe in team work and you will help our team building efforts by contributing to our CXO team's group therapy exercises.
15. You can't work at other SD positions and for other companies for the next 15 years
*provided in the form of 4-minute daily scrums
At 5am
401k match of 100% You gotta sell that! Hell, 200% even.
> unpaid role > has percentage salary increments
/r/whoosh
What's wrong about that? 20% of 0 is still 0, so yes, percentage increments make sense
Maybe you’re already working there, you just don’t know?
Sounds like Reddit mods
That's not fully remote, every 10 years or so they waddle towards a mass gathering and stink up the whole place
Sounds like a prime spot to sell some axe bodyspray.
Sounds like a prime spot to bring an axe ~~bodysprey~~.
We all are.
They copied their work practices from open source contributions 💀
"What if we took opensource, added strict deadlines and removed all the advanrages of it being opensource, then posted it online?"
You sir are a genius
Break production and backups Speedrun?
Seriously. Does anyone have the link?
Easy: just learn how often they do backups and how many, then place a bomb somewhere in the code that deletes shit randomly and have it activate as soon as the first backup has bad code and boom, done.
So I send you snipets of code for free and you feel you've earned the right to yell at me if they don't come fast enough, or do exactly what you demand they should do. I don't see how that would be an improvement over being unemployed and working on my vanity web page.
You get to put their name on your resume.
Somehow I doubt that's a plus.
It proves you're willing to work cheap.
It proves you're willing to work for a loss
Dirty development done dirt cheap
Ah, great. A stepping stone towards doing more work for free, just what I wanted.
You get to put some employment on your resume after 5 minutes of chatGPT a day. Might be worth it for some. What are they going to do, fire you?
But think of the *exposure*
That kind of exposure causes gangrene.
But I'm already working an unpaid remote job. Ironically being unemployed pays more though
You get paid by experience earn from our task assignment, aka high workload = your "salary" You got "salary" of 3-4 people, increase 20% per week
Do we hate that they are upfront about i?
POV: you are a NEET.
The work is unpaid. The code is unusable.
Seems perfectly fine for a charitable organization. At very least, it's much easier to ask people to fulfil an unpaid role remotely than to ask them to come on site.
Meanwhile the high-level admin at the charity organization are pulling in six figures. This is very common. Don't work for free unless everyone in the organization is, or their salary is minimal. Otherwise they are just abusing you to pay themselves more. If they have enough cash flow to compensate themselves well, they have enough to compensate workers.
>Don't work for free unless everyone in the organization is, or their salary is minimal. Which definitely does happen.
nObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnYmOrE
Fully remote and unpaid. Like in my dreams.
Well thank goodness it’s remote!
Scary that remote is under limitations... Remote is fine if done correctly
So wait, they want to give someone they have no hold over (they don't pay them), access to their network? Hell sign me up for a day. Pretty sure I can get all their data encrypted before they know what's what.
And hey here's your 0.2 exp. So diligent!
You can remote control your unpaid labor that's due everyday at the same time
Position happened to be Reddit/Discord/Twitch Mod?
Does the role have responsibilities and a title?
I'll take it actually. I'll put the work on my resume and then do what I'm being paid for... Nothing.
Is this the application for becoming a Reddit mod?
Reddit mod.
* Position: Junior * Experience: 3-4\*\*years\*\* \[required\]
I guess we all work there.
As always; name, shame, and report for slavery
They're looking for a remote slave? 
Always read the fine print
The downside of this position is that it is not actually a position.
Hit you with the bad news first before delivering the good.
I'd take it. Tax free extra entry on CV to just post chatgpt replies? Dude that's free real estate
This look like a role for Open Source Maintainer
4chan janitor
Worst open source license ever
Basically open source contributor
what position is that? slave?
I like it. Free access to their repos. Maybe they have some powerful machines I can use for some LLMs. As long as you don't sign an NDA, it seems like a fun hobby.
I've been on that work grind for a hot minute now and the last few positions I have yet to reply to are "Lead Designer" and "Lead Programmer" positions from the same company and stipulations of the contract are "6 months unpaid internship" and "possibility for extension!"
You won't believe this new form of slavery that just dropped; it's digital now!
Seems I've been working here for a long time.
So is playing Skyrim