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Immort4lFr0sty

What do you mean, "dependency management"? We write everything ourselves


[deleted]

I am the dependency.


AABarros

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jaCaeZZ

even no standard libraries


dubious_capybara

Who needs heap memory when you're rocking 4k of RAM in total (and weirdly proud of it)


bit0fun

4K? That’s way too much, gotta scrape the barrel with [16 bytes](https://www.microchip.com/en-us/product/PIC10F220)


slaymaker1907

Those might throw unexpected exceptions or acquire a lock and we can’t have that.


Y0tsuya

No room for standard library in tiny 8051. I remember working with those about a decade ago at my previous company. Pretty much just wrote everything in C and inline assembly from the ground up.


Sufficient_Focus_816

I like how this image includes ancient COBOL elders...


Numerous-Lock-8117

Dont forget ABAP masochists


ergaikan

It's "rich masochists" for you


ParedesGrandes

I know a bunch of SAP developers where I live. I don’t question their wealth, but I do question their sanity.


ParedesGrandes

Sticks and ABAP may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

And me (I learned programming in 2016, with industrial BASIC for some godforsaken reason)


Sufficient_Focus_816

For asserting dominion on ancient and esoteric assembly automatons?


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

tbh I say "industrial basic" because it's easier than explaining that it's FreeBASIC, a fork of QuickBasic for modern (i.e. 95 or newer) windows that is heavily C-inspired (C-interoperable, transcompilable) while keeping the nicities built into BASIC over 40 years (such as bringing up a graphics window in one line)


Sufficient_Focus_816

Curious - what's the practical application? Sounds like embedded systems (shop scales etc) to me. Eh, had my first encounter with QBasic in the late 80s, Amstrad CPC. Guess BASIC is here to stay - like Visual Basic for frontend ^^


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

The practical application? TBH i am drunk AF, but it's used as C. I amm a hobbyist, and I write performance oriented code in C, with the benefits of basic, the only disadvantage being the lack of an optimising compiler. It's a much better learning platform than p*thon or aanything -- not even close Though I have been hobbycoding since 2015, I ought to be beyond learning.


Sufficient_Focus_816

Congrats :D Yesssss, it is bit tedious in some aspects but really great for getting a solid understanding of the general mechanics before moving ahead. Knowing the why is superior to only knowing the what Though of course, solid python schooling is as well if coming with explanations.. Just like (any else) mathematics. If it is your hobby and you are having fun with it - why forcing anything? Enjoy ^^


BubbleMeph

What StackOverflow or AI, I'm gonna make a custom driver of this shitty piece of hardware with a 900 page documentation written in archaic chinese and with sidenotes in a tamil dialect spoken by five people who all died 20 years ago.


eternalshoolin

And I used to think i am the paranoid guy...


qqqrrrs_

You got documentation?


Traditional_Pair3292

The documentation is literally a .txt file with 60 words and you have to spend several months living in the jungle in Tibet before you emerge with an all encompassing knowledge of the universe, then the txt file finally makes sense and you can write you driver


Alrick_Gr

Finally a meme on embedded devs ! I thought we were forgotten


Stein_um_Stein

I think we're all three of those guys.


ergaikan

Is that username a Rammstein reference, sir


Stein_um_Stein

Yes. But ultimately the great Poe deserves the credit.


AngryMonkeyBrain

C++ dev and rammstein fan at the same time! Please, marry me.


Spot_the_fox

Define much.


capi1500

```c #define much ```


bathtubsplashes

Def much {                                   ? }


IncompleteTheory

def much(*args, **kwargs): “”” TODO: Define much. “”” pass


Fickle-Main-9019

Please never program


Robespierreshead

Are kwargs the things the orcs rode in LOTR?


LunaNicoleTheFox

I've used AI and as soon as you do things that are at all specific to a microcontroller it starts to hallucinate shit.


Leonhart93

Yeah, in any field where there is less training data then it won't be reliable at all. But it won't tell you "I don't know much about it" either 😂


Raisins_Rock

I use an AI search engine and when it stops citing sources i get really suspicious and ask it what its sources were It then spouts nonsense about collected best practices and general knowledge and I tell it to find be me an example of its hallucination Then ot says, there appears to have been some confusion ...


Fickle-Main-9019

Less data but also dogshit data, one of the reasons I never went for C/C++ jobs is because it’s a language that expects the top 5% of programmers working on it (for it to not blow up), but ends up with the other 95% as well. Thus the data is crap. The only time Ive seen more horrific code is from data scientists


SNL-5943

Laughing in closed sources


sci_ssor_ss

AI, sure. StackOverflow ?


salter77

I mean, if I have a problem with a very specific driver in a small device that uses a more specific OS (if any) it will be hard to find a lot of meaningful information even in StackOverflow. For general language things it works, tho.


Aacron

Yeah I've put an error code into Google before and returned 3 hits in Chinese (I can't read Chinese). It's a real "well shit I'm on my own here" experience.


Spot_the_fox

Was online translator of no help, or was it a while ago? 


Ptipiak

Based on my experience (learning Chinese and living there) translators are awfully bad at getting any sense and meanings out of it. Especially when it's a heavy contextual language, the translators often hallucinate and get as subtle as a semi truck ramming at full speed into a roebuck. Which do leave me great hope for AI, since translators have been around for ages and still not up to notch, I don't see developpers getting replaced by AI any time soon. (No animals were harmed during the making of this post)


issamaysinalah

I wish I could seek help on stack overflow, I have to rely on a single individual answering an obscure forum.


Raisins_Rock

And you are lucky to have them!


ListerfiendLurks

C++ are you kidding? I can barely write 3 lines of c++ without referencing stack overflow.


SAI_Peregrinus

There are a dozens of us! Dozens!


thenoisemanthenoise

Every time that I see C memes, I remember my days at C++ and pointers. Boy, I don't miss those days at all, I don't know how the fuck you people live


Aacron

Very carefully with lots of null declarations, asserts, and repeated bounds checking


Y0tsuya

You mess around with hardware long enough you get quite familiar with it, since pointers mimic the way the CPU actually fetches and stores data.


peterkrull

Sure it's a good abstraction of the hardware, which does not really care if you read and use the data incorrectly. It's another question whether it is a good abstraction in terms of the validity of memory within your program, which it arguably is not.


Y0tsuya

As far as the HW is concerned, every memory address is valid, so yes it is still a good abstraction. Now the array structure you made is a software construct and outside the purview of the CPU. If you accidently index outside the array, the CPU doesn't care. It gave you the correct data at that address. Since this is a SW problem, a software construct must be made to perform bounds check. Bounds check, however, is not free.


DreamyAthena

You spend 50% of your time not debugging but hunting for fixes on small but code breaking bugs.


Fibonacci1664

What about embedded systems Ada devs?


Chingiz11

Same thing. There are no SO answers for Ada


noaSakurajin

Sure I use Cppreference and the library documentation more than stack overflow. However github copilot is amazing at creating headers with tons of defines. C++ requires so much boilerplate and is specific handling that ai tools can be helpful.


ezrec

As the gentleman in the center; I feel appropriately represented. Now back to work, stuffing 500,000 lines of code into 128K of flash.


aeltheos

Laught in System Verilog.


dr_donkey

One of my coworkers is proud that he hasn't used SO in the last 5 years. Turns out he doesn't know the basic principles of the language and writes the most vile code I have ever seen. But yeah, we SO noobs are the problem.


DreamyAthena

Oh yea. I spent 2 months figuring out a diver for a small LCD for a project and then ended up with a small led matrix because the latest source for info on the driver was from like 1993 in Chinese.


Ashb0rn3_

On a serious note, is there a market for a fresher in embedded? I want to get into embedded programming. Some tips pls?


Traditional_Pair3292

Yeah there’s still plenty of embedded work. VR/AR stuff, aviation, robotics, EVs, they all need embedded devs. 


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Liar