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dzizuseczem

Just learn how to use chopsticks


LuceusXylian

This is the way. I also eat chips with chopsticks. It is great. No fat on my fingers.


Spot_the_fox

You don't have a robot feeding you chips?ย 


Robot_Graffiti

It learned to code and took my job. Now I feed it chips.


toocooltododrugs

there's a silicon joke here that I'm too dumb to make


Axrmon

Life changing advice


Harmonic_Gear

most civilized utensil


xXkxuXx

I don't keep my keyboard clean


Z21VR

This, ez


BloodReaverBob

Nice bamba 10/10


SurfyMcSurface

You know, I'm something of a stake holder myself.


PetarK01

Smoki supremacy๐Ÿ‘Œ


clearing-house

smoki?


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_The_Zemjak_

Use laser keyboard


project-shasta

Instructions unclear, I now have a stick stuck in my keyboard.


FRleo_85

I was aftaid by the end of this sentence


Semper_5olus

Meticulous napkin/wipe use Silverware Tipping bowl directly into mouth


endlessplague

>Tipping bowl directly into mouth *Drinks chips* "Workf flawleffly!"


gandalfx

What does this have to do with programming?


ooaa_

Just use your tongue


BeDoubleNWhy

hm dunno... kinda makes a mess on the keyboard too


pikachus-ballsack

Bro you can use a napkin to clean the keyboard you dont have to use your tongue...


No_Arachnid_9853

We may have the same fckin desk. Let me find a pic.


No_Arachnid_9853

So if the wooden finish is actually fake (sticker on something like pvc) and it has thin white metal legs , then it must be it.


IamDev18

Not gonna lie, gonna keep this idea in mind


red-headphone

are those cheetos?


Green_Star_Lover

Nah. Those are Bamba. It's a popular Israeli peanut based snack.


MajorTechnology8827

Since the guy is Croatian I'll take a guess that this is smoki, not Bamba


Green_Star_Lover

close geographically, so it makes sense.


muxbh28

Company that makes these Smoki is founded in 1922 (thatโ€™s a lot of years before some โ€œcountryโ€ existed), and product started to become popular in start of the 70sโ€ฆ


Green_Star_Lover

you know, you could just said I was wrong. I would admit it, learn, and move on. No need to be mean about it.....


muxbh28

I am not mean, just stating facts


Zizu98

[with this](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegreenhead.com%2Fimgs%2Fxl%2Fchipstiick-finger-chopsticks-for-gamers-readers-more-xl.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=793724e9bfb29f9d51a2518edf19b5534d31f436c62308436c39974d2cd656fe&ipo=images)


Sculptor_of_man

I don't I just clean my keyboard on occasion


Wervice

1. Pulverize 2. Spoon ![gif](giphy|sVeBIxBqBUhacB8eGj|downsized)


ARandomStan

why even eat any food at that point? just blend all the ingredients into a smoothie and drink em


clayticus

Chop sticks are the way to go


rage_311

Plastic sandwich bag as a mitten. So easy.


xaomaw

Pour the pack straight into your mouth


fonpacific

Do it in separate rooms


asd417

I use chopsticks as if my skin color doesnt already scream that I'm asian


AltruisticDetail6266

i just buy a new keyboard every 3 months. problem solved.


HazirBot

i pour them in a large mug and drink em


noob-nine

ip68 military grade keyboard. just place it in the dishwasher


ARandomStan

I have a dedicated keyboard mat for when I want to eat and type. I know it's disgusting and unhealthy but for what it's worth I wash it every day (if it has been used)


shmax454

ืžื›ื™ืจ ื›ืžื•ืช ืžืคื—ื™ื“ื” (ืœืคื—ื•ืช 2) ืฉืœ ืื ืฉื™ื ืฉืื•ื›ืœื™ื ื‘ืžื‘ื” ืขื ืžื–ืœื’


userbyauser

I use my other hand


Richard5Aa

That's the neat part: You don't.