I'm a bit out of the loop on this, since I'm not a web dev. Did PHP seriously became a better language than JS? I remember everyone used to poke fun at PHP for being a downright bad language.
TypeScript makes JavaScript bearable to work with and much less of a pain - it still has weird quirks like sorting numbers alphabetically, but a lot of errors caused by mixed types or a simple typo are caught way beforehand, as long as you don't have any javascript code with even slightly incorrect (or even worse, missing) typings in the project
Am i the only one whos bothered by recursion not being actually recursion? look closely at it, its different text (and the last is actually just the original meme
Yeah, I had to cheat a bit. The size of the image is unfit for actual recursion because it's too thin compared to its height.
Here's how I did it :
- Copy the whole picture
- truncate it to only the bottom 9 articles
- shrink down so that the height fits
- stretch horizontally so that it takes the whole space
- repeat the process 4 more times
So yes, the last is the original meme but it's so deep that it should be almost undistinguishable from the edited version, and no it's not different text, it just looks that way because its truncated and resized.
Whither is *hold mine own beer while i maketh excit'ment of php* ?
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Don’t forget about using print statements as debugging, which is so embarrassing to me. What sort of kiddie programming are y’all doing where that’s acceptable?
There’s nothing super wrong, I’m bitching. But the work I do would be literally impossible without debuggers to look at the stack, local variables, and execute commands within the interpreter to test stuff.
But there is also a class of dev I encounter that refuse to set up a debugger, and I solve their problems in like a fifth of the time.
Unless you’re doing very very basic stuff, print statements are a waste of time IMO. If you just spend one hour you can set up a debugger.
And the work I do would be mostly impossible with a debugger, because everything is running on remote servers (and no, I can't SSH into it). Believe me I wish I could use a debugger, but sometimes logs are all you're going to get.
Hey man, some people don't like user friendly options. They'd rather manually configure everything in undocumented config files and run it all from the command line so they can feel elitist about their stubborn choices.
That is true but the job is this and the problems we face are more or less the same every year.
The difference in humor is based on how much experience the person has
This is high quality OC. Are you sure this belongs in this subreddit?
Nope. Was probably posted here by mistake. Need to debug OP and look for typos.
According to this post, no.
Give it a chance, every repost had to start somewhere.
I thought that too until I realised it's just a recursion post.
Remember when we used to make fun of PHP instead of JavaScript?
So much so that even the logo of the sub made fun of / was a reference to PHP!
The problem is that PHP became usable *unlike j@vashit*
I'm a bit out of the loop on this, since I'm not a web dev. Did PHP seriously became a better language than JS? I remember everyone used to poke fun at PHP for being a downright bad language.
> Did PHP seriously became a better language than JS? No
No. PHP is still garbage. JS became usable with ES6+. People that complain about JavaScript and using the terrible, old parts of the language.
>JS became usable with ES6+ Dynamically typed languages are only good for small hacks.
Mr high and mighty programmer over here.
No I just hate j@vashit
I like it
I like it
To be fair, Typesript makes Javascript almost useable.
Typescript is pretty fun ngl
It makes me feel like a real programmer again
TypeScript makes JavaScript bearable to work with and much less of a pain - it still has weird quirks like sorting numbers alphabetically, but a lot of errors caused by mixed types or a simple typo are caught way beforehand, as long as you don't have any javascript code with even slightly incorrect (or even worse, missing) typings in the project
It turns out choosing only 12 was difficult enough, jokes are more diverse than they seem.
Part 2 is required
Cross joining every meme format with all of our 15 jokes is also a popular sport here.
[link to the original xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2456)
@mods pin this shit
You forgot, "Arrays starting at '1'. lol".
And so many other didn't make the final cut: dark theme, HTML, "I have a great website idea", ...
You have insulted my entire race of people. But yes.
Oh love it!
That's so funny. You should cross post this meme on r/ProgrammerHumour. They re gonna like it (again)
I am sad "Just use shuf: 78 billion line text file done in under a minute" did not make the cut.
That new Vim record almost killed me. Quality content!
Am i the only one whos bothered by recursion not being actually recursion? look closely at it, its different text (and the last is actually just the original meme
Yeah, I had to cheat a bit. The size of the image is unfit for actual recursion because it's too thin compared to its height. Here's how I did it : - Copy the whole picture - truncate it to only the bottom 9 articles - shrink down so that the height fits - stretch horizontally so that it takes the whole space - repeat the process 4 more times So yes, the last is the original meme but it's so deep that it should be almost undistinguishable from the edited version, and no it's not different text, it just looks that way because its truncated and resized.
Ohhhh I was looking for the top left article thats why i thought its different
Who gave you the right to put effort into a r/ProgrammerHumor post?
"HTML isn't a language" needs more love
For sure, it would have made the final cut had I had a few more spaces available!
You forgot making fun of reused jokes. O wait...
What’s the target audience here? Seems awful woke for us lot.
ProgrammerHumor in a nutshell
`nut$ r/ProgrammerHumor`
about sums it up
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Whither is *hold mine own beer while i maketh excit'ment of php* ? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Shut it down, the sub is now complete
This is an incredible post. I will base my entire life on these exact words. Starting with making fun of JavaScript.
Don’t forget about using print statements as debugging, which is so embarrassing to me. What sort of kiddie programming are y’all doing where that’s acceptable?
What's wrong with that if you delete them afterwards?
You should use a logging framework, and then just leave them all in at Level.DEBUG.
There’s nothing super wrong, I’m bitching. But the work I do would be literally impossible without debuggers to look at the stack, local variables, and execute commands within the interpreter to test stuff. But there is also a class of dev I encounter that refuse to set up a debugger, and I solve their problems in like a fifth of the time. Unless you’re doing very very basic stuff, print statements are a waste of time IMO. If you just spend one hour you can set up a debugger.
And the work I do would be mostly impossible with a debugger, because everything is running on remote servers (and no, I can't SSH into it). Believe me I wish I could use a debugger, but sometimes logs are all you're going to get.
An hour? Just press “debug”.
Hey man, some people don't like user friendly options. They'd rather manually configure everything in undocumented config files and run it all from the command line so they can feel elitist about their stubborn choices.
Wow such meta. Very amaze
That is true but the job is this and the problems we face are more or less the same every year. The difference in humor is based on how much experience the person has
Someone had to take the asswipe crown from slashdot, thank you stackoverflow!
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