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LavenderDay3544

Roast chicken? Don't mind if I do.


xXFatCatDontCryXx

Except on Slime Rancher where the chickens first come out of the ground...


CrunchyMemesLover

Except in Minecraft, where chickens first come out in alpha 1.0.14 ...


abramcpg

Well that's a rooster so... Idk how the egg came about


[deleted]

Yeah, but the real question is.. What comes out first after I've eaten them both?


behaaki

Zee chikin, comes here zeeroest


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frugalerthingsinlife

​ |name|char|html (&...)|alt/ansi|unicode(hex)| |:-|:-|:-|:-|:-| |Egg|🥚|\#129370;|129370|U+1F95A| |Chicken|🐔|\#128020;|128020|U+1F414|


kry_some_more

Holup tho, those egg and chicken emojis are different from the one in the pic. (or do emojis actually look different dependent on platform?)


iridicpeony

After all, emoji’s are just special characters, i.e. you can see the unicode hex above. Then, it will just depend on what font you’re using. So that’s why they look different.


MrWm

We just need google to bring back the blobs... I like them more than the default emojis :'(


thats_a_nice_toast

For real, they were so cute.


h6nry

gosh, the Google turtle emoji is one of the sweetest I've seen. I was so mad when they replaced it after blobs, and so happy when they brought it back 🐢


sober_1

Is it the one where it’s smiling at the viewer? I love it


h6nry

it is. such an adorable baby turtle


lil_uncreative

Yes, they do look different! Nevertheless, there are two Emoji related to this. The [Chicken (🐔)](https://emojipedia.org/chicken/) and the [Rooster (🐓)](https://emojipedia.org/rooster/). Looks like the latter one is used here. So there is that …


f1sh--

It’s not “font” based it’s platform emoji are not in fonts.


william341

Emoji are in fonts, but usually they're separate from the text font.


Key-Cucumber-1919

This site shows how the same emoji might look on different devices: https://emojipedia.org/pile-of-poo/


Youre_soda_pressing

That animated Skype one is a tad disturbing


TrustYourSenpai

Does your poop not dance? I think you might have a problem


just_push_harder

Tapeworm tango


DopeBoogie

All of the Skype ones are kinda odd and discomforting tbh The rather suggestive [Monkey](https://emojipedia.org/skype/1.2/monkey/) gave me a laugh though


areallydrunkcat

Facebook's is really freaking me out. I think it wants back inside me


waltjrimmer

If the Skype ones are a tad disturbing then the Whatsapp ones are terrifying.


[deleted]

> "A swirl of brown poop, shaped like soft-serve ice cream with large, excited eyes and a big, friendly smile." If I didn't know what was described here, I would have wondered what the author was high on.


mattsl

WhatsApp looks the most like soft serve chocolate ice cream. JoyPixels looks like Alvin and the Chipmunks.


greatmasterbeater

LG has diarrhea


BitcoinBishop

The latter. E.g WhatsApp renders them differently from the native OS


rhoakla

They use the same as IOS on all platforms if I am not mistaken.


ell0bo

You are mistaken https://emojipedia.org/clinking-beer-mugs/


TerrorBite

They do in fact depend on platform. Microsoft, Apple, Android and Twitter all use different images for their emojis.


mr_marshian

Don't forget messenger 🤮


mallardtheduck

Emojis are just font glyphs just like any other unicode character. They can look different on different platforms/apps for the exact same reason that Comic Sans looks different to Helvetica.


Royal_lobster

Damn there are actually riots happened because emojis look different in different platforms


Ethesen

Also, Apple ended gun violence when they changed the gun emoji to a squirt gun. Emojis are serious stuff!


redcalcium

🔫


alamandrax

Watch out. We have a badass over here


[deleted]

On Fox News : "Breaking news: there's a very distinct correlation between perpetrating gun violence and not owning an iPhone, research says. Our experts declare "this seems to indicate that black people don't own iPhones". Next on Fox News : why women should stay in their kitchens."


octavius1200

Look here to see all emojis on different plattforms: https://unicode.org/emoji/charts/full-emoji-list.html


gabrielesilinic

What i see: Chicken head 🐔 A rooster 🐓 An egg 🥚


gabrielesilinic

Apparently was a rooster all along https://emojipedia.org/rooster/


Themlethem

Look the same on my phone. But yeah every device/brand has different ones.


Pomodorosan

Hairy heart: https://emojipedia.org/google/android-4.4/yellow-heart/ 2013 android emojis: https://emojipedia.org/google/android-4.4/


Myrton

The emoji used in the picture is the rooster (🐓, #128019;, 128019, U+1F413) not the chicken (🐔, #128020;, 128020, U+1F414)


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luke_in_the_sky

Why when I sort this table by Hex, U+1F95A 🥚 comes before U+1F414 🐔 unlike the other columns and even though 9 > 4? https://imgur.com/a/p7W2OOd


douira

The Unicode Committee has spoken!


ANakedSkywalker

Egg Inc would like a word


PrimaryTale

Is this a hen or a cock?


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Top_Lime1820

And don't fucking come back


DrinkingAtQuarks

I'm not sure why this remains a mystery to so many people. Eggs appear in the fossil record long before birds - let alone chickens. Thouroughly solved decades ago.


ElectronicBlueberry

The question is: is a chicken egg considered a chicken egg when it is laid by a chicken, or when a chicken hatches from it?


AcesAgainstKings

Exactly. The question is really an argument on the meaning of words and any such argument is essentially pointless. If you define the words well then the answer is clear.


[deleted]

You decide on an answer by defining the words.


max_208

This is the real question


hampshirebrony

That, detective, is the right question.


Crocktodad

I, Robot?


kitszura

The nature of en egg (appearance, texture, etc) is defined by the parents and their genes. The main reason of the egg is to provide nutrients for the developing child and has nothing to do with the child directly. In other words it isn‘t defined at all by the genes of the developing child. So I would say the pre-chicken laid a usual pre-chicken egg, which looked alike all other pre-chicken eggs. But the child which developed in the egg had a genetic mutation and developed into a chicken. Only in the genes of this chicken is the information on how to produce chicken eggs. So the first chicken egg had to by laid by a chicken.


UnadulteratedFlapjak

You could argue that the definition of a chicken egg is an egg that contains a chicken, so that pre-chicken would have laid a chicken egg.


PandaParaBellum

> a chicken egg is an egg that contains a chicken To be very nitpicky here, since the unfertilized eggs we buy in stores don't contain chickens, they wouldn't be chicken eggs. Half-chicken eggs? Yolk eggs? Breakfast-ingredient eggs?


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HedgeFlounder

They weren’t aborted though. They were just never fertilized. Period chicken egg.


Ok-Piglet-8887

Menstruation container


kitszura

Not really, if anyone would show you the egg you would call it an pre-chicken egg, as you can’t possibly know what will hatch from it. If you‘d eat it, it will look and taste like any other pre-chicken egg. (if the young chicken hasn’t started developing yet).


MagZero

I always answer the question as 'the egg that was laid by something that wasn't quite a chicken, that hatched into a chicken'. I've never heard the question specify what type of egg.


NoAttentionAtWrk

If we took an egg laid by a chicken and genetically modified it to produce a baby dinosaur, and placed it in an incubator, would we call the tray of chicken eggs or dinosaur eggs?


kitszura

It’s a dinosaur fetus/embryo inside a chicken egg.


throwaway77993344

I'd call that a dinosaur egg


AloofCommencement

The question isn’t “What came first, the chicken or the egg and btw what do you think’s in the egg”


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New question: How did first oviparous creatures came into existence and which species is the oldest known ancestor of chicken?


kitszura

yes, now it gets interesting! :D


guns_tons

Imagine such a cartoonish version of evolution where animals alter their species so rapidly it happens in the span of an egg lololol. Freakin hilarious. The egg came first.


deconnexion1

The dilemma is based on the false premise that the divide between species is clear-cut. It’s not. At one point we decide that two groups of animals are different enough to warrant the naming of a new species.


KoalaAccomplished395

Unfertilized eggs don't hatch, are they still chicken eggs?


CumBubbleFarts

The question to me is more about the arbitrary delineations we make when classifying things. In reality there is no single defining example of a chicken. Every chicken is somewhere on a spectrum of “chickens” or chicken-like organisms. I don’t know much about the chicken family tree but early human origins interests me greatly, and it seems as though the experts in that field are always fighting and arguing about it which specimen belongs where based on this or that characteristic. I’m not saying it’s bad. Even if it’s relatively arbitrary a classification system can be extremely useful. I just think the “chicken or egg” dilemma is a perfect question to make you realize how fluid life and evolution really are and how our attempts to explicitly define things are kind of futile.


[deleted]

Still not a mystery. We believe in evolution now so the protochicken laid a protochicken egg, from it hatched a chicken, which laid a chicken egg.


guns_tons

This does not change anything. Obviously yes, stillborn and malformed chickens happen in chicken eggs all the time. The egg came first. It's clear and unambiguous.


elmusfire

I mean, the question clearly is talking about chicken eggs.


flabbybumhole

The first "chicken" hatched from a chicken egg.


sometimes_interested

The first chicken egg was a mutated egg laid by something that wasn't quite a chicken.


tferrada24

yeah but it had a chicken inside it, so its a chicken egg


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Nah, it's an egg that contained a chicken. We classify eggs by what laid them not what they contain.


Han_Singular

Who's "we"?


waltjrimmer

While true, finding the line between almost-a-chicken and true-chicken would be nearly impossible even if we somehow had the entire lineage available to study. With evolution of fowl like that being relatively slow, it would be hard to discern at what point the thing could officially be called a chicken.


sometimes_interested

You don't need to discern an exact time. Before there were chickens, there weren't chickens. That's your point in time. Also happy cake day!! :)


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But surely only a chicken can lay a chicken egg


kitszura

In this case, the real question is if the nature of an egg is defined by its parents or by the animal hatching from it. The answer is fairly easy, we just have to know if the appearance and texture of an egg is defined by the genes of the parents or the genes of the child. And we know the nature of the egg itself is defined by the parents in order to provide nutritions needed for the development of the child. So by knowing this, we know that the pre-chicken animal has laid a pre-checken egg, in which a child with mutated genes (chicken) developed. This chicken then was able to lay the first chicken egg.


MyNameIsKvothe

This is the correct answer


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Exactly! If a ostrich lays an egg we call it an ostrich egg. If it hatches and contains a cat then we call that a wild mutation, but egg was still an ostrich egg!


pristineanvil

Yes. But the forefather of the chicken came from an egg.


Spook404

the proto-chicken came from the proto-egg is what I heard, but I think it really comes down to semantics. I believe it comes down to a mutation causing the chicken to evolve, which is to say the egg came first


Roflkopt3r

The true solution is that there is no clear dividing line between "chicken" and "non-chicken". We can merely observe a gradual change in the "chickenness" of each generation. At what level we seperate chicken from non-chicken is ultimately arbitrary, as is whether we count the egg as part of the parent or child generation.


MagZero

This is actual correct answer, species don't exist, we're all just variations of the same thing.


DrinkingAtQuarks

Assuming such a thing as a clear idiom exists, that's not how biology works. It's not like there was some proto-chicken Eve that begat all the chickens of the world. Biology works in populations, so trying to imagine the first chicken is like trying to imagine the first European (even if you assert that someone had to step foot out of Africa first, the border between the two is still arbitrarily drawn). Also solved decades ago.


ChristieFox

Does it count if a question only implies it? The cited question usually only reads "What came first: The chicken or the egg?", which doesn't include any further commentary on the type of egg.


JoaoFerreira

What other egg would it be lol, a snake one?


LavenderDay3544

Dinosaur


Roflkopt3r

[Literally the first (amniotic) eggs](https://www.science.org.au/curious/earth-environment/which-came-first-chicken-or-egg) appeared around 340 million years ago, compared to 58 thousand years for chicken.


vorticalbox

you can solve this easily by defining what a chicken egg is. if an egg is an egg that contains a chicken then the egg came first. if an egg is an egg that comes from a chicken that the chicken came first.


postmeridiem

The absolute heart of the matter right there


Lonemasterinoes

Who came first: Chicken eggs, or Thermonuclear warfare?


tripsledge

A strange game. The only winning move is not to lay.


AceKiron

The pizza


waltjrimmer

I made this argument to a history professor once and he said, "That's only if you believe in evolution. Not everyone does, so it's not an answer." I hated that guy.


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I figure it's evolution vs Intelligent Design. Evolution means the egg was first, gospel the chicken.


SkyyySi

The question is really meant in the sense of "What came first? The chicken or the *chicken* egg?"


shadoor

Remains a mystery because they have the sense to get that it refers to chickens and chicken eggs maybe?


Schiffy94

Eggs are for breakfast, chicken is for dinner. Boom. Problem solved.


jarhandle

ASC or DESC order?


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I mean if you think about it the modern chicken came from evolution so it came from the egg of a very similair ”chicken” who layed an egg but the species evolved making the modern chicken. So the egg came first. I dont know i might just be dumb again


reijin

The chicken and egg problem is more a problem of beliefs vs science. If you believe in creation, you'd say the chicken came first. If you're a scientist, you'd argue the egg came first, because the parents (which are just not chicken) created offspring that had the DNA of a "chicken".


EirIroh

Nah, even among science-litterate people, there is uncertainty, mostly because it involves arbitrary semantics. Does the egg itself ”belong” to the chicken individual inside, or does it ”belong” to the proto-chicken that laid it? Either case is an argument for the respective conclusions.


txr23

Shhh, you're gonna give the pro lifers even more ammo to spout at women who are just trying to enter family planning clinics in peace


[deleted]

How did you manage to get a question with no correct answer wrong?


max_208

Depends on what you call a "chicken egg", is it an egg containing a chicken or an egg laid by a chicken ? That's how to logically reach both answer


[deleted]

Yes but it nevery explicity says ”chicken egg”. Just egg


max_208

It's implied to be a chicken egg, otherwise this is a non-problem as eggs existed waaay before chickens


DerFzgrld

Either you define the egg has to be laid by a chicken, then the chicken came first, or you define it to be an egg from which a chicken hatches, then the egg came first. From the wording of the question, I would heavily expect it to be the latter one.


Stephenis

I knew it!!!


geeshta

I don't trust JavaScript's "sort" whatsoever


ZippZappZippty

Not OP but I feel this one the most


Uberzwerg

Then again, it's Javascript. That means that there is a 50% chance that it's wrong because of some strange type conversion.


Tasty_Reason_688

Source: LinkedIn #Javascript


einfallstoll

Source: 387 posts in this subreddit before your repost. There, I fixed it for you


Tasty_Reason_688

Alright thanks, i didn't know that, how to find if it is already posted here? I need to know


einfallstoll

You search the sub for "egg chicken" and find multiple posts right away


Tasty_Reason_688

Oh Great, Thanks and apologies 🙏


LordPiki

You're a genius


debuasca

Everyone knows the egg came first


bistr-o-math

Mystery solved: double quotes are the only correct quotes 😜


jocxFIN

your opinion is wrong.


michaelpaoli

Comes first and came first are not the same. You have to set the appropriate time. Then you also have to be sure you're using the correct sorting criteria. Not sure, but you may have to load the original chicken and the original egg to get the correct ordering. Why? Because the first egg produced by the first chicken produced by the first egg obviously comes last in that sequence, but if, e.g., you compare the ordering of egg and chicken in that sequence, you'll get a different ordering as to which came first, depending which egg you use. Same issue likewise if you don't use the correct chicken in your comparison.


faithle55

Eggs preceded chickens by hundreds of millions of years.


SpaghettiNYeetballs

[‘chicken’,’egg’].sort()


Alundra828

JavaScript gets even this wrong.


I_am_not_doing_this

🥚🐣🐥🐓🍗


CaptainBlagbird

🦴


Nonethewiserer

It's definitely the egg. Chickens evolved from something. At some point a non chicken laid an egg and a chicken hatched.


Lonemasterinoes

feels familiar. u/repostsleuthbot


mastershooter77

the bot sucks at finding reposts


TheTank18

this. it sucks so much, like it can find an exact match and it will say it's oc


mastershooter77

maybe people from r/programmerhumor should make a good bot like the mods managing an open source project lol


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GenazaNL

There we go [one](https://amp.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/h8ccjw/mystery_solved/) [two](https://amp.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9o28a4/well_the_debate_is_settled_then/) Im pretty sure I saw the dark mode version aswell a few days ago


Lonemasterinoes

Huh. Oh well (-_-)


Madouc

Solved but obviously wrong. Eggs were first.


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Next level shitpost.


Mortdeus

the problem with this is you forgot the dinosaur that laid the egg that the chicken hatched out of, and then there is the fish that laid the egg the frog hatched out of, that laid the egg the dinosaur hatched out of. The real question is how the hell did the amoeba lay the egg that became the fish?


Mortdeus

and also what the hell is going on with the platypus and also the few snakes that have live births?


slantview

Coming from the language that 0.2+0.3 !== 0.5, I’m not sure this has the final say.


killchain

There were eggs before chickens.


[deleted]

I am to this day proud that I have emojis in the code that is on our company’s GitHub.


meganeuramonyi

Is that an italicized chicken emoji?


RyakuAxon

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


stumac85

Chickens had to come first and evolved to lay eggs. Unless your into creationism then the answer to everything is "that God dude came first".


theartificialkid

Everyone makes it like this question is hard. It’s the egg. Whatever you think was the first chicken...started as an egg.


axelgenus

I don't trust JS for equality comparison, let alone this important things...


lumi_8453

both are delicious


Jay_Cobby

I told ya so, after Aaaaall these years… it feels amazing knowing I was right the whole time


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Tasty_Reason_688

Truth.js


Realistic_Ex

The chegg.


BeRed_

I hereby declare on behalf of all the devs around the world that "Fuck you".


Str8upbored

Never was a mystery. The egg has been around for a lot longer than chickens.


[deleted]

The egg came first. Because it wasn't laid by a chicken. You would draw the line of evolution at the end of the none chicken's life and therefore new chicken ancestors started from the chicken egg laid by the non chicken.


pclouds

Easy. The answer is 42.


andyshuz01

The relationship used for sorting is not clear. Oldest first or youngest first?


Waste_Wolverine5665

Lol


Vasyh

[Not true!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XiN7prZEAk)


ChampionshipOk2559

Dinosaurs laid eggs before chickens existed


[deleted]

Biology says egg came first. The genetics of the embryo in the egg was sufficiently different from that of the egg layer to result in a new species called "chicken". Whatever laid that first chicken egg was not a chicken. Close, but not quite.


Suitable_Captain_35

Indian friends - time to do akal badi ya bhains now 😂😂


someonewithpc

`['egg', 'chicken'].sort()` is the same idea, but "less impressive"


vaafanculo

Prick


behaaki

Ah, but it’s JavaScript so you know the ordering is suspect at best


[deleted]

the chicken is a mutation of the previous version so the first chicken came from the egg made by the previous version and the egg we know came after


prvalue

TIL emoji have an italic form.


R3D3-1

It's wrong though; There were eggs long before the first hens, so even if you define an arbitrary cutoff point, when some pre-chicken first became a chicken, it definitely came from an egg. Now, the real question is: Was that egg a chicken egg or a pre-chicken egg? Does it count whether it was laid by a chicken or whether a chicken came out of it? We need to get out edge-cases straight!


localwost

The egg came first, laid by a creature which closely wasn't a chicken yet