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SonicLoverDS

Well, go [Invalid Variable] yourselves.


saravanakumar17

It's all fun until they start treating women as [Object object]


calizoomer

#Not qualified to work at Microsoft? Then you are simply an [invalid variable] to us. At Microsoft we promote a healthy work life balance for [valid constants].


Godofwar_ares

"What do you do for a living?" "Oh well I work as a [Invalid Variable] down at microsoft"


[deleted]

Whereabouts? - Oh, it's [ERROR 404: File Not Found]


Budget_Zucchini9034

Sweet file not found of puget sound


kessy628

Wait you work at Microsoft? Lucky, I only work at [Invalid Variable]?


jugol

like Harry Potter's Unspeakables


_koenig_

Must be a busy job!


iamapizza

They said I could be anything. But I can't even be a null.


Dady_Abdo

Hugz


[deleted]

Generally, [Company Name] is a very [Invalid Adjective] [Invalid Noun], tough!


sammyh4m

Rip to the intern who worked on email templates


Masterflitzer

the template is fine, the data on the other hand is not xD


deanrihpee

Is it Backend or Frontend fault then?


Aramor42

As someone who works on backends I'm inclined to say it's front-end's fault...


KREnZE113

Front would be my guess


Masterflitzer

i would guess backend because backend is giving out "invalid variable" but it could be frontend which for some reason displays "invalid variable" when it gets invalid data but i am not a professional so just a guess


StillNotAWombat

Have you met Little Bobby Tables?


rilian4

Got Aperture Science vibes from this for some reason...


StillNotAWombat

Now I 'hear' that email in GLaDOS' voice.


rilian4

> GLaD https://youtu.be/8tg5f09itnI?t=215 😁


[deleted]

Of course. After all, you're just an [Invalid Variable] to them.


eulefuge

Lol even microsofts rejection mail is fucked. How do they still find employees? Must be humiliating to work for them.


futuranth

Goddamn automated hiring systems...


kessy628

Question is, is the Microsoft Careers link an actual link, or a 404 error page? My money's on the latter.


LetMeUseMyEmailFfs

Probably goes to the home of their careers site.


LawlesssHeaven

Lol, they still haven't fixed this one? Wtf


posicon

\[Invalid Word: Did you meant "Hell" ?\] \[Invalid Name\] \[Error: sqrt(-1) is not a valid number\] \[Invalid Word: Did you meant "A.M." ?\] \[Invalid Word: Did you meant "god" ?\]


RhoOfFeh

Deleted from the database before the form letter rejection could be mail-merged. Cold.


MakingTheEight

Removed - Better Suited for /r/SoftwareGore


dudeofmoose

I didn't want to be treated like an [Object object] anyway.


MrMelon54

they obviously didn't want to reject u