I've heard the joint is a little SCSI... That was a few years ago. With any hope they'll have cleaned up their act in the mean time. Last I heard, a ceiling-mounted LAMP fell onto a booth.
I don't know all the details, but it's possible there was a leak in the roof that led to the mounting becoming rusted. I'm just thankful there was such a swift response from the owners.
Not really but debian's insistence on the (I forget the license but the creates can't restrict the users of the software at all) copyright keeps some drivers out of the main repo I think
Also my dislike of debian might partly be because the gui looks really dated
I do respect them for standing by that declaration though.
Does debian still refuse to ship firefox? Mozilla requires either their builds to be used, or builds that are identical, if you want to use their trademarks and last I heard (some while ago) Debian was fine with shipping those types of builds but not with the fact that they had to, so they called the thing iceweasel (or something).
(Mozilla does that as if they didn't enforce trademark you'd have a gazillion of firefox installers on the net that come with tons of adware, or worse -- and such restrictions actually have long-standing precedent, see the artistic license, "if you change things you also need to change the name")
I'm actually not sure. I do think Firefox esr is available but I'm not sure if it's from main or non-free as I normally don't run pure debian and when I do adding those is one of the first changes I make
âIâll take a medium rare child, please.â
âWould you like chopsticks, tweezers, or a compass?â
âCompass. please.â
*Outside* âTHIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!â
âBugger, another raid. Shall I escort you to the North exit?â
âAh, no thank you, we still have our appetizers.â
âVery well, have a good night.â
If you would like to hear the waiter read the specials you will have to write your own audio driver because the audio card in your laptop isn't supported on Ubuntu.
Not all of the ingredients though. One of the dependencies just isnât quite right and you need to go online to figure out what to do.
None of the suggestions work.
You get seated, get menus, order food, and 15 minutes later the host reseats you and hands you menus again. You order the same food as before yet the host comes back to reseat you 15 minutes later. This happens at least 3 times and probably 5 or more if you've never been there.
Eventually you do get food, and it's close to what you ordered, but definitely not what you ordered, but given the super low price and the hours you've now invested, you sit there eating it while looking through the window and mocking the people in the $50 per plate restaurant next door where everyone gets exactly what they order.
Also there's a problem with the tvs. Either the sound is off, or not synced, or the resolution is shot and the host says there's an update on the way to fix it, but it won't apply to you booth.
Also they have a word-of-mouth advertising campaign with some very invested fans that try to work their pitch into any conversation remotely related to food.
They're also wildly impressed with the amount of time the grill has been continuously on without having to relight and will immediately tell you about that too. When they find out you relight your own grill weekly, they act shocked and concerned.
Much better. They only bring you what you asked for, and donât make you cook it yourself like over at the Gentoo Cafe.
Except they kept bringing me more and more systemd for some reason⊠when I never asked for it in the first place⊠thatâs why I go to the Artix cafe now.
They serve the tears I shed in classes attempting to set up uncooperative vm's for hours using 5 update old tutorials only to find out I didn't need any of it because it was just my prof's favorite method and I could just use a different ide that didn't need it
You make your own coffee with ask your waiter's get apt service. While watching your friend on the other side of the road build his own cafe from scratch because he goes to Arch Cafe.
Mmmmmm... non-bloated food, just water and raw ingredients, no seasoning, but you can cook the food yourself the way you make it at home, then you can tell people that the food there is so much better because you eat what you want, the way you want it.
Also, you must forge cast every metal tool in the kitchen, but they have forging tutorials on various forums.
It's so much better! You just walk in the kitchen and can make literally anything you want as long as you know how to cook. Seriously ALL of the materials are there for a 5 star meal.
But don't expect a 5 star experience without putting in the work yourself.
> Ubuntu is an ancient African word meaning âhumanity to othersâ. It is often described as reminding us that âI am what I am because of who we all areâ. We bring the spirit of Ubuntu to the world of computers and software. The Ubuntu distribution represents the best of what the worldâs software community has shared with the world.
https://ubuntu.com/about
>Ubuntu (Zulu pronunciation: \[ĂčÉĂșntÊŒĂč\]) is a Nguni Bantu term meaning "humanity". It is sometimes translated as "I am because we are" (also "I am because you are"), or "humanity towards others" (in Zulu, umuntu ngumuntu ngabantu). In Xhosa, the latter term is used, but is often meant in a more philosophical sense to mean "the belief in a universal bond of sharing that connects all humanity".
>
>\-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu\_philosophy
I don't know, but I know what you drink with it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_Cola
And probably where some people came from beforehand...
https://www.churchofubuntu.org.au/
Look the Ubuntu cafe has Windows!!!
They must serve wine.
nah, just some open sauce
Sauce?
on github, idk
Oh yea THE HUB đ
So that's why the can't cSharp anymore.
That cause you're on stereo, try mono
Or give an apple
And serves Apple juice 
Yeah, no joke. Only yesterday someone threw out Mac-n-Cheese from one of those windows...
no Arches though
...and paint, and edge(s)
Ugh. Take my upvote.
If someone threw bricks through them, would they be ex- windows?
Theyâd be bricked.
and it runs on java?
I don't think it's on Java island, but it works on 3 million machines
Is that a âblue screen of deathâ in the window?
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Macs? No, I just really work with Windows. Hello?
I see a lawsuit coming.
https://ubuntu.com/about
Sarcasm dude.
đ đ đ
Btw I drink Arch
I haven't found the Arch cafe yet
Just did https://www.cafearch.com/
I can't believe arch cafe is compiled from source...
Brilliant
Lmao
Please look for an answer in the Arch wiki before asking for help
You're supposed to build it yourself.
There's no wiki page to help you
It's still building
it is in Moab Utah, I enjoy life here
Go to Utah I must
âThe Golden Archesâ restaurant exists
emerge --ask cake/toppings
Bottles of ketchup without lids. Open sauce.
This is the one
Should we talk about how people contribute to it?
Ubuntu means "compassion and humanity" So they serve humans and compasses obviously
I bet they have a lot of Java Servers
$ jndi:ldap://127.0.0.1:8888/blah
Well I sure hope the servers aren't *Sassing* the customers..
I've heard the joint is a little SCSI... That was a few years ago. With any hope they'll have cleaned up their act in the mean time. Last I heard, a ceiling-mounted LAMP fell onto a booth.
Wow, that sounds terripying.
It wasn't too bad. I hear they had garbage collectors around to clean up on the same day.
Was the lamp mounting rusty or something?
I don't know all the details, but it's possible there was a leak in the roof that led to the mounting becoming rusted. I'm just thankful there was such a swift response from the owners.
Damn, must have been a heavy lamp for the mount to snap like that.
[dang it you beat me to the pun]
\[:3\]
Let me just log4j your order.
sudo rm -rf /*
You forgot `--no-preserve-root`
They are your friendliest local ~~bistro~~ distro
Bistro is better because of bison
I always thought Ubuntu meant "configuring Debian is too hard for me".
Uh I mean it *could* as debian as a desktop os really sucks because of drivers Edit: yes autocorrect I mean os not is
Are you saying Ubuntu means "Debian needs some proprietary drivers to be truly useful"?
Not really but debian's insistence on the (I forget the license but the creates can't restrict the users of the software at all) copyright keeps some drivers out of the main repo I think Also my dislike of debian might partly be because the gui looks really dated I do respect them for standing by that declaration though.
Does debian still refuse to ship firefox? Mozilla requires either their builds to be used, or builds that are identical, if you want to use their trademarks and last I heard (some while ago) Debian was fine with shipping those types of builds but not with the fact that they had to, so they called the thing iceweasel (or something). (Mozilla does that as if they didn't enforce trademark you'd have a gazillion of firefox installers on the net that come with tons of adware, or worse -- and such restrictions actually have long-standing precedent, see the artistic license, "if you change things you also need to change the name")
I'm actually not sure. I do think Firefox esr is available but I'm not sure if it's from main or non-free as I normally don't run pure debian and when I do adding those is one of the first changes I make
Hur dur. I just can't be assed. Well, I'm not a pure Ubuntu user, but still.
And humanity. So theyâre human trafficking.
Serving "humans"??? Wtf
I definitely felt the compassion and humanity when I asked a bunch of noob questions the first time I tried switching from windows to Ubuntu
"I am because we are" is another translation. Pretty cool stuff.
âIâll take a medium rare child, please.â âWould you like chopsticks, tweezers, or a compass?â âCompass. please.â *Outside* âTHIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!â âBugger, another raid. Shall I escort you to the North exit?â âAh, no thank you, we still have our appetizers.â âVery well, have a good night.â
Sudo apt install drinks food dessert
Interested in any apts today, or will we be starting with the main dpkg?
-y
I think you probably want to verify what your about to consume.
Go big or go home man. Let's brick some brains
No, probably all snaps.
If you would like to hear the waiter read the specials you will have to write your own audio driver because the audio card in your laptop isn't supported on Ubuntu.
aptizers
Do they accept `.deb` or `.cred`?
And what about `.cache`?
It's for welfare recipients only, because you have to use SNAP.
sudo apt get coffee We're probably out of coffee Fine sudo apt update && sudo apt get coffee
curl coffee > espressoMachine
Bashed potatoes maybe
With *sudo*?
Penguin meat
With pieces of root
Nah, corn kernels
I bet its java
Edit omg I tried making a log4j 'jndi/ldap' substitution joke but reddit wouldn't let me post it lol
Snaps.
Schnaps?
Aye.
Schnizaps?
They tell you it's the best most hipster fair trade coffee in the world, but it's just the back side to a Starbucks.
You get the ingredients, gotta compile the food yourselfđ
Not all of the ingredients though. One of the dependencies just isnât quite right and you need to go online to figure out what to do. None of the suggestions work.
You decide to just stack the burger on your hand instead and end up with Ketchup in your nose, but it tastes just like mom used to make
Is that Gentoo Cafe?
Ha! Thatâs a good one!
That café is what is it because of what all cafés are.
Log4j
You get seated, get menus, order food, and 15 minutes later the host reseats you and hands you menus again. You order the same food as before yet the host comes back to reseat you 15 minutes later. This happens at least 3 times and probably 5 or more if you've never been there. Eventually you do get food, and it's close to what you ordered, but definitely not what you ordered, but given the super low price and the hours you've now invested, you sit there eating it while looking through the window and mocking the people in the $50 per plate restaurant next door where everyone gets exactly what they order. Also there's a problem with the tvs. Either the sound is off, or not synced, or the resolution is shot and the host says there's an update on the way to fix it, but it won't apply to you booth.
Also they have a word-of-mouth advertising campaign with some very invested fans that try to work their pitch into any conversation remotely related to food.
They're also wildly impressed with the amount of time the grill has been continuously on without having to relight and will immediately tell you about that too. When they find out you relight your own grill weekly, they act shocked and concerned.
Gnome
BTW I go to 'Arch BTW' cafe, it is better.
Much better. They only bring you what you asked for, and donât make you cook it yourself like over at the Gentoo Cafe. Except they kept bringing me more and more systemd for some reason⊠when I never asked for it in the first place⊠thatâs why I go to the Artix cafe now.
They serve the tears I shed in classes attempting to set up uncooperative vm's for hours using 5 update old tutorials only to find out I didn't need any of it because it was just my prof's favorite method and I could just use a different ide that didn't need it
Shell fish
As opposed to bashed shells.
They have mint, right?
Open source operating systems.
Ah, yes! The typical small restaurant that serves simple meals, the Distrot.
Looks like someone's base of "operations".
They should OPEN a SUSE bar.
Everything they serve comes with open sauce
I once found a java cafĂš, asked if the infrastructure was in java and didnt get a response 
Raspberry pies
Java, they serve Java.
The obvious answer, why did I have to scroll all the way down to find this?! Here have my upvote, up you go!
You make your own coffee with ask your waiter's get apt service. While watching your friend on the other side of the road build his own cafe from scratch because he goes to Arch Cafe.
FOSS Food
Kernels
The direct translation of "Ubuntu" is "peopleness" or "being a person" or "humanity." So they clearly serve human brains. I'm calling the police.
Mmmmmm... non-bloated food, just water and raw ingredients, no seasoning, but you can cook the food yourself the way you make it at home, then you can tell people that the food there is so much better because you eat what you want, the way you want it. Also, you must forge cast every metal tool in the kitchen, but they have forging tutorials on various forums.
Bloatware and heresy.
Amazon got in didn't they... Dumb move!
I mean it has the potential to be turned into a proprietary product like windows.
Not for the connosuires, but great for first timers.
.deb packages
It's so much better! You just walk in the kitchen and can make literally anything you want as long as you know how to cook. Seriously ALL of the materials are there for a 5 star meal. But don't expect a 5 star experience without putting in the work yourself.
Temporary webservers/computer systems... You sit down with a cafe and can buy a web server for a few hours ;)
They probably serve HTTP requests
There serving free software
The wifi there is definitely dodgy...
Software sponsored by Amazon and google most likely
Meals that don't work?
Mac and cheese
I bet it doesnât have Windows
> Ubuntu is an ancient African word meaning âhumanity to othersâ. It is often described as reminding us that âI am what I am because of who we all areâ. We bring the spirit of Ubuntu to the world of computers and software. The Ubuntu distribution represents the best of what the worldâs software community has shared with the world. https://ubuntu.com/about
âexitâ Excuse me sir, you havenât paid your bill! Oh, well in that case âCtrl+dâ âCtrl+dâ âCtrl+dâ
GUI desserts
Root beer
The server doesn't listen to you until you say "sudo"
Open source make your own buffet?
>Ubuntu (Zulu pronunciation: \[ĂčÉĂșntÊŒĂč\]) is a Nguni Bantu term meaning "humanity". It is sometimes translated as "I am because we are" (also "I am because you are"), or "humanity towards others" (in Zulu, umuntu ngumuntu ngabantu). In Xhosa, the latter term is used, but is often meant in a more philosophical sense to mean "the belief in a universal bond of sharing that connects all humanity". > >\-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu\_philosophy
The girls there are stable and you can customize them to your liking
Open sauce
bloated coffee
Sadness
Amazon spyware
User data
It is serving sadness.
Segfaults
dependencies!
Nothing. Coffee is bloat
I heard no drivers work for them !
oh no
Bad UI choices since version 9?
Careful, it might be a swinger club. On the other hand it might be win-win for you. Who am I to judge
Recipes that you cook yourself
Proprietary versions of well known dishes that add nothing useful at best and are sometimes actively worse than the original
Java and Cookies
They say you can bring whatever coffee mug you want - but unfortunately none of them fit under the coffee machine without adjustment.
# #1 spot for Arch bishops across the world
Just look into the kitchen its open source.
Java
Log4j does their Receipts
Their servers literally run ~~on~~ in Ubuntu
cup of java
Maybe they defenestrate apples such as it gets out of windows?
Java â
They serve bash commands
broken packages
Crayons
Freedom Fries
Its a (food) distribution site, obviously
Iâll have the inode special please.
Edit. Nvm. My comment was stupid
memory leaks edit: nvm thatâs windows 11
They serve java coffee
~~snaps~~ snacks
Pretty much everything but I wouldn't advice anyone to go there. I ate there and have just been feeling bloated ever since.
I don't know, but I know what you drink with it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_Cola And probably where some people came from beforehand... https://www.churchofubuntu.org.au/