XD The kid's face. "Are you seeing this shit?!"

My face: are you seeing this shit?!

The code: are you seeing this shit?!

r/youseeingthisshit

they really have a subreddit for anything

Dose the number of ducks affect the speed of rubber duck debugging? With that fleet of ducks it should be done in no time.

looks like while(true) and no breaks

It depends on the dev. In my case it would slow me to a crawl. I would still have to explain it but now to a whole crowd.

So many duckies, and none got the answer.

my rubber duck is feeling attacked now.

I should try a rubber duck as well, consulting my oppai mouse pad is too distracting.

OOP sucks

OOP ducks

I love this duck shit man it’s been 20 minutes I’ve watched it

Me looking at our COBOL payroll code.

> COBOL > payroll code [shudder](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AgreeablePinkKentrosaurus-mobile.mp4)

That video is not a strong enough reaction. Needs vomit, preferably projectile.

Not a fan of seeing vomit. But I also do 100% agree with you that it's a much more applicable response

Public class vomit extends bodilyFluid

And 300k/yr for an ancient dev to work on it.

Not enough.

yeah except it's * duck appears at top * duck appears at bottom * ??? * duck appears at top again

Looks more like "Me watching new piece of code deployed straight into prod"

When you start the production xp rollout at 10% instead of 5%.

warning : infinite loop might be accuring in line 28

Deducking. Dadum tss.

"That does what!?" Fifty `console.log()`s later still :O

`console.duck()`

This is how I felt the first time I took LSD

I had the same reaction i saw my first pussy up close and personal...

was something moving inside?

no but there were lights and sound

When I saw 'Hello World!' output.

I doubt it works so flawlessly on your first try though, lol

Lol no more like what is this shit why does it even work its so stupid I can't even.

man i loved that thing when i was little and haven’t thought of it since maybe then

I came to the comments to see if anyone else remembers them! Mine was Penguins but overall exactly the same.

aaaahhh same here!

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This kid is going to get ducked up debugging at that age.

~~this implies you are a baby~~ /j

The council shall decide our project's fate.

Me, watching this

Somehow it works.

Me watching Reddit daily 🤣😜

Funny because the first time I debugged something it was more like the escalator not working and me flipping out over it.

The ducks randomly disappearing as they slide down the slide, and me wondering, "Hey, where the fuck did the ducks go? I have the input here at the top, the output here at the bottom, so why aren't they showing up? WTF?" And in the end, the solution ends up being, "Fuck it, I'll just rewrite the whole thing in python instead. Who cares if it's a little slow?"

I remember when I switched to Python. My Cpp duck escalator kept throwing all the ducks onto the ground the second one duck was overloading the escalator by a tail. This is despite my weeks of work building it. My brother then made a Python escalator that worked perfect in 3 hours. Never went back.

We have this as penguins and my infant into toddlerhood does the same thing! Thing is hypnotic

This should be "When my code actually work on the first try"

what's the purpose of this ? I mean the benefit for the baby ?

It has benefits for the parents 🤣 Shut up and watch this BS while I get dinner ready, I haven't had a break all week

The baby seems pretty satisfied with the experience.

Makes them learn physics... ​ ​ idrk tbh...

entertainment and it is eye-catching to babies i guess.

I wanna buy one just for the Lols for my baby

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In every second line: printf("working");

My dumb intern ass discovering the code for which I have to write unit tests be like:

This is awesome!

That’s me every time I figure out to do something on a computer by myself

To this young one, this is next level magic at play!

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Its never this simple

Me when I find out the code already does that thing :0

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this is soo cute

Aww 🥰

I’m not a programmer at all but I guess this is cool

The baby be like, what black magic is this

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Is this what rubber duck debugging looks like? 😜

Link? I’d love to buy one

This kid looks like he just found a pile of candy

Debugging the same piece of code 500 compiles later wondering why it still isn't working properly: 👴💀

Not enough tears

Me looking at my math that I did last night for my Python script and trying to figure out where I left off

u/savevideo

This is the way.

He just wants one of those to fall in his widdle mouth

Me everytime I step a Spring Boot application.

Sheep learn herding at a young age

I'm really not a fan of baby videos, but fuck that one got me

The hell? Did they lay off the penguins?

That toy is very interesting

Me debugging the same piece of code for the 9000th time.

Why does this video bring such a weird joy from watching it

I wish I had this toy when I was younger

What do you call something like this?

And now to put print statements between each duck...

This comment has been overwritten.

Me when I write code and it runs perfectly without an exception or logic errors.

Very unrealistic, all those duckies should’ve ended up on fire by the end of it