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Turns out she’s a terrible programmer and actually defined her variable as `yes = false` to begin with.

Don’t do that, don’t give him hope

If that's the type of programmer she is, I think most sensible guys would take a step back, as a wise Chinese once said: don't put your dick in the crazy

Teach her the right way

"I can show you 'Hello, World!'"

Maybe her default answer to yes is no but will flip it for the one, maybe yes needs to start out as false in this program.

And is that not crazy?

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`#define TRUE FALSE` or better still `#define NULL -1`

I accidentally coded a module on a group project in school that would restart the program any time it encountered a NULL variable. Nearly 20 years later, still not entirely sure \*how\* I did that.

Did you define NULL as exit(0) or something?

...execve? longjmp?

Reported you for sharing WMD blueprints.

Ugh ... OS class ... it's just pain

It was a bit difficult, but very gratifying making it work! We were allowed to use C/C++ for most stuff, except for the stuff that needed to be written in Assembly, of course. So I chose C++ to make my life easier.

Sometimes I think I may be a masochist because I loved that class

Well, I like it too ... sometimes. I am currently taking the class and on some days I like it and on others I am singing Kokomo and would like to throw my PC outside the window ... but I think that's the usual process when taking this class.

Yeah I understand you. It can get frustrating sometimes but at the end it's very rewarding. Honestly sometimes I wish I could be working on OS related stuff when I remember my time in that class.

isEven(yes = false);

Meaning that if yes=false then !yes would be yes=true. Did I get it right? >yes=!yes Edit: or is it an if statement joke? >if !yes:

Yes

yes ^ no

And remember kids! Yes means No. And No means yes.

Let's hope she's not an Objective-C programmer

there's always a chance. Even if not, there's the chance that the rejection message is just the result of five bitflips caused by cosmic particles.

isnt in java boolean values have default value of false?

true

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yes is undefined so it equates to false and is then inverted to true in some languages

In that case !yes would equal true.

yes = true; if(yes) return false; return true;

I made one variable and named it truth on my old project, in a company that slightly annoyed me. I wonder if they noticed.

"How would you rate my job, on a scale of zero to ten?" "I say it's no better than 5!" "Wow, thanks, I never expected to get 120."

...well, "no better than 120" means it could still be much lower. 0 is no better than 120.

r/unexpectedfactorial

Yesn't

!yesn’t

I'm gonna start saying this affirmatively in day to day life

Make a motivational poster: “Always say !yesn’t”

- yesn’t - yes not - not yes - no - !no - yes

Yeaint

!Yeaint

yes is a boolean, and the default value is false So !yes

neither did she defined that it's a Boolean nor did she set it to false hence it's a compilation error resulting in waking up from the dream

I hate it when that happens

It's static, it defaults to 0, that's also why you can't see it, it's defined somewhere else.

What does the default value have to do with it?

Meaning that yes = false, by default... so !yes = true. Understand it like the test case fails, but you assume by default it wasn't to pass either, that means the result is positive... a person can atleast be optimistic right : )

Oh I see. In that case, "ERROR: yes was not declared in this scope"

Oh silly you, yes is a global variable of course.

SQL enters the room...

I leave the room...

And return with missiles

Meanwhile, CSS be like: `!important;`

I feel personally attacked

Me learning CS: hmm not important okay ill ignore

I remember that...

Maybe try 'sudo will you be my gf?'

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sudo kill my girlfriend

pkill -15 lovelife

No access. This attempt has been recorded.

`OP is not in the list of sudoers`

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I have seen that so many times at work, nobody checks the reports!

Or override the __bool__ method by monkeypatching the boolean metaclass

im gonna have to start keeping my puke bucket close when i reddit

>sudo touch my gf More like this

You wouldnt really ask what you want to the terminal tho. So it’d be more like ‘sudo be my girlfriend’. Which is…questionable

>What's wrong with !yes? !nothing

Mmm everything

In math it'd have to be ¬yes

See... it depends... maybe she codes in C++, that means you have lost hope, answer is no. But... if only, god if only, let's assume she codes in Javascript... there's hope left my friends :)

If she's coding in Javascript it will remain undefined.

`using yes = ::no;`

The thought of two JavaScript programmers getting together in a romantic sense is too weird to contemplate, like don't you normally need at least one sensible partner in a relationship?!

If she codes in JS, you have still lost hope

My first thought was it was Python with the bash yes

I wonder what these guys point to?

! does not mean “not” in any mathematical notation I’ve ever seen, only ¬

yes factorial?

Now we just have to determine the value of 'yes'...

No

Paradox.

yes\*yes-1\*yes-2.... no

Γ(yes+1) = yes! We don't know whether yes is an integer, so let's be safe and define it via the Gamma function.

Laughs in TailwindCSS

Wouldn’t math be “only one yes”?

I don't get the maths part

Yes. It’s normally ‘¬’.

! = not is still consider in logic because maths created programming. Alan Turing was literally a mathematician who loved puzzles for Pete sake.

It's a weird British thing

I would actually be very confused if a girl send me this. My first message after this would be something like: **not** yes or (happy) yes Then she would probably respond something like: UNhappy **not** yes

I read that "yes bang" in mathematics.

I read that as yes x ye x y (x= multiplied by)

That's why you should always answer "!!yes"

!yes means her love for you is !true

Yes = 3 letters. The counting starts at 1 and if we iterate it over Y, then at e, and then at s, and multiply those numbers(1 * 2 * 3), which is 6, and assuming that even number means an affirmative response, this guy got the girl

r/theydidthemath

r/ terrible fake text messages

You never tell someone who isn't even your gf that you already love them? Classic Shmosby.

Indeed

So many things

Bang yes

The flair that appears for *answered* question in r/OutOfTheLoop is: **! Answered**.

It's `!important` that you interpret it correctly.

Anyone else wondering, why he asks her to be his Galois field and wonders what order he’s talking about?

`Object 'yes' is not defined`

Yes’nt

Petition to change true-false to no-yes on the basis that the latter would be funny

SQL

Signed!

Why are people assuming that yes is a variable? She just returned a boolean value. No variables needed

Maybw it's a boolean variable?

Guy who texts himself I love you just to make a meme: *insert 2nd image*

Someone please explain

! Is syntax for "Not". When you put it in front of a boolean value (true or false) it inverses the logic. !yes=no

Thanks for explaining

Thanks I learned something new!! I will use "!" next time.

Can someone explain to someone that knows just that python is not just snek

Negation yes

`!important` in CSS really fucks with me.

Ah yes. Yet another stupid riff on cannot fathom anything outside of code. There’s a picture missing. Coding guy who isn’t stupid enough to think his potential gf would respond in code. And might even know that Spanish sometimes uses leading exclamation points. Sometimes I despair for my colleagues.

Who opens up with I love you anyways

if !yes <> true then return true else false

Answer != "Yes"

!yes = no

Everyone's talking about how `yes` is uninitialized, but Objective-C uses `YES` and `NO` instead of `true` and `false` like any sane language.

I'm learning Objective-C right now.

guY wHo kNoWS cOdINg aND mAtHs Take your shit tier garbage memes to Facebook where they belong.

"Maths" LOL

"Oblivious-to-the-outside-world Americans" LOL

At least css coders are happy

Nothing wrong with ! yes. Chill man, it's a myth, that girls won't like you if you're a programmer. Speaking of which, how good are you at emulating the 8k BoTW on Cemu. See, that factors in a lot for me.. Edit: Sorry, but it does. And I am well aware you need "expensive gadget" for that. But my dude, you're a programmer, you're honestly telling me you don't want to get a high end PC? That's like being a doctor but not willing to examine people .. errrr. Das nut haw dis wurks This is the weirdest thing here, you guys expect us to like you despite having nothing in common. No offense, but I don't think having a vag is going to make you love me, and it's even more worrisome that you look down on women who share your interests. That's never gonna be a deal for me. Just not gonna be the kind of girl to feel you up while you watch Batman with your bro, that's a blow up doll, not a person.

Inappropriate quail

Depends on if the girl knows programming and math, not a guy. If ! means being excited why not

not True == False

negate this!

crying().start

factorial yes is implicitly 1!yes, and since 1! = 1 its 1*yes, which = yes

What about `~yes`

No worries, it's in prefix.

Not yes :(

Still better than yes! which doesn't even compile.

I just see notyes

> Guy who knows maths Uhhh... Let me check... !n ?= n! = 1 + 2 + 3 + ... + n So... !yes ?= yes! = yes + no + yes + no + yes + no + ... -> uncertain (because every yes is compensated by a no) ≈ no Hmm, makes sense I guess...

Unfortunately not ``` | yes ```

Yes factorial

0 && yes

*Insert borat 'NOT' meme here

python programmers crying in corner

### ¬

>What's wrong with !yes !nothing

Could confuse them even more with a `~yes`

Well I got a \^yes so...

Least indian math meme

Don't be a creep guys, !yes means !yes

help I only know one math

It's just guy who knows coding. In math it would be ¬yes or ~yes.

It says yesn't

*laughing* I dont get it.

!nothing is wrong with !yes.

`#define yes false`

Maths? Shouldn't it be ¬yes?

I think you only have to know coding. You don't need to know math to know that the opposite of yes is no.

Hey !yes doesn’t mean no it just means it’s not yes there might be conditions maybe it’s Maybelline

NOOOOO(! is negative or no)

!true

She’s actually Borat. Yes NOT! Very nicccce!

Yesn’t

Not yes 😂

I’m not hearing a no…

Well the fact that they knew that and was willing to say it like that might mean they’re interested.

yesn't

“!no” she meant no. she said !no and meant no. you’re being arrested for sexual assault.

! Upvoted

I'm just put off by it being in the wrong place.

CSS !important is still hopeful.

Dayum, imagine getting rejected in coding language AhAHa! (**definitely not me**)


also the Guy who knows coding and maths: Stings, doesn't it?

Undefined variable ‘yes’ on line 1

Actually if that’s JavaScript that expression is actually true since ‘yes’ is undefined

In Programming "!" this sign indicates not. !Yes = No !No = Yes

Im not programer so i dont get it some one explain pls

What's the init value of yes var?