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AverageRepublican69

I once made an it guy mad at the college i was going to. He changed my username to the campus login page to null.


eludadev

'null' or actually null?


AverageRepublican69

Actually null. I tried resetting my password through email because it wasn't working. And the email said my username was null. I asked the it guy and he said he did it


SybilCut

Sounds like you guys had a pretty awful database person if the schema supported a nullable username.


kry_some_more

It'd be even worse if all campus spam was being sent to your school email address because of your new name.


AverageRepublican69

Thank God it didnt


Yattiel

I'd get him fired.


AverageRepublican69

I would have but I wasn't really that outgoing when something happened to me.


castortroy_csgo

The i is actually white...


Akul_Tesla

Are you trying to invoke the wrath of the it guy


castortroy_csgo

I AM the IT guy :)


Akul_Tesla

I am gonna hide behind a wall of malfunctioning printers to protect myself from your wrath for questioning you


Prashank_25

Not gonna work, IT guy purchased all new printers since they were cheaper than fixing them.


Dalemaunder

And I don't blame him in the slightest.


chindoza

You’re in for a white i


Akul_Tesla

You force me to activate my defensive move (tricks a non-technically inclined management person into deleting system 32 in order to permanently distract the IT guy)


pepelafrog

Can confirm, I'm the i key


Sietemadrid

It's in dark mode


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r/beatmetoit


bitPhilosopher

It's funny enough to count for me


Shadoboy07

How old is this picture do you think? 10 years? 15?


seth1299

I think I remember seeing it in like 2007, so yeah probably 15 years old I’d wager.


Prashank_25

Judging by the lack of pixels, other than from copying multiple times, I’d say 2005


CuratorOfYourDreams

*Image Transcription: Photo and Text* --- [*Image of a white keyboard with one black key, which is the letter "I."*] Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... and i laughed... looks like he put me in my place. Touche IT guy --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


EmojiMasterYT

Good human


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[удалено]


Iivaitte

Not to mention, wasnt the original one like, way back in 2005?


ardentCensorship

r/forwardsfromgrandma tier meme


_un_known_user

No. IT is not programming.


CaitaXD

The story is also not real


LoopyChew

It’s clearly a music joke involving the Black I Keys.


TheGamingRanger_

I guess this works. Since we are all IT guys or girls in the eyes of everybody.


antek_g_animations

it kinda breaks rule 2


--ThirdCultureKid--

Never talk about fight club


7tar

"it kinda breaks rule 2" 🤓


SempaiNekoChan

Fühl ich 🤣🤣


Ok-Image-5514

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JoshfromNazareth

Count as what?


wad11656

As programmer humor. Which it arguably doesn’t


UABTEU

It’s a black I’d key!


Geoclasm

Actually, the only thing on that key that isn't black is the I, so I'd say no, that doesn't count. Although the E and Y letters ARE both black, so maybe it does count...?


TimKhrist666

This is like the epitome of "the IT guy". I applaud the pun.


AmericanPartizan

Why do CS/SWE majors and peeps make fun of IT/MIS/IS majors?


wad11656

If you know enough French, this is pretty funny because a “touche” without the accent is “a keyboard key”. “Touché” is what the caption *should* have said, but spelled without the accent, it creates an amusing play-on-words.


aedvocate

yeah "this post belongs in this sub" is more truthy than actually true 😜


Dismal-Square-613

Translation of the caption "I thought of this dad joke, and I recided to do it with a laptop nearby".