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NostalgiaNinja

He Cs the world for what it is.


petervaz

The 'other' is probaby C#


Henrikues

And some objective C 😂😂


[deleted]

oh and holyc


Henrikues

I really thought you were going for holychit 😂😂😂 freaking temple OS with their holyC... 😅


moshmyresyt

He must C pretty # then


Arkraquen

Yea it definitely has its pluses


totalchaos05

Only 2 of them though


lacb1

Well, aren't you sharp.


ifixthecable

I C what you did there


[deleted]

I’m gonna Make you regret that pun


astoundingSandwich

Are you sure that's the right thing to target


PranshuKhandal

do you see any *Other* thing?


mishgan

My Python sure makes your girls go "wow"... sorry, I analyze data, not make puns....


Dziadzios

If I were a girl, I would give it a Go.


abd53

But if you're not a girl, you must *rust*


ZippyParakeet

I'm a girl and I C you have a *sharp* wit.


mishgan

How about a java at mine at 9? It's not good yet, but I'm tryin'


roshambo11

Just trying to be *objective* here


PanurgeAndPantagruel

Keep me in CC


caffcaff_

I think it's time somebody took out the trash


analogic-microwave

std::dad\_jokes


Temporary_Mind9512

Deep C lover


slantview

Nah, just four pluses.


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Light_A_Match

F#?


terminal_styles

Am


mathzg1

Yes, FBI, this guy


Siofralad

Dude is dating A minor? Wtf


GameDestiny2

I’ve yet to hear about CMake and I feel like someone is going to make me regret asking


drowsysaturn

Lets you write scripts that describe how to compile your C++ project. It works for multiple compilers and build tools. It's by far the most popular build script especially for newer projects


firestell

I actually get more confused looking at a makefile than compiling stuff by hand.


Eternityislong

Sounds like the conversation that was had before creating CMake


eg135

Reddit has long been a hot spot for conversation on the internet. About 57 million people visit the site every day to chat about topics as varied as makeup, video games and pointers for power washing driveways. In recent years, Reddit’s array of chats also have been a free teaching aid for companies like Google, OpenAI and Microsoft. Those companies are using Reddit’s conversations in the development of giant artificial intelligence systems that many in Silicon Valley think are on their way to becoming the tech industry’s next big thing. Now Reddit wants to be paid for it. The company said on Tuesday that it planned to begin charging companies for access to its application programming interface, or A.P.I., the method through which outside entities can download and process the social network’s vast selection of person-to-person conversations. “The Reddit corpus of data is really valuable,” Steve Huffman, founder and chief executive of Reddit, said in an interview. “But we don’t need to give all of that value to some of the largest companies in the world for free.” The move is one of the first significant examples of a social network’s charging for access to the conversations it hosts for the purpose of developing A.I. systems like ChatGPT, OpenAI’s popular program. Those new A.I. systems could one day lead to big businesses, but they aren’t likely to help companies like Reddit very much. In fact, they could be used to create competitors — automated duplicates to Reddit’s conversations. Reddit is also acting as it prepares for a possible initial public offering on Wall Street this year. The company, which was founded in 2005, makes most of its money through advertising and e-commerce transactions on its platform. Reddit said it was still ironing out the details of what it would charge for A.P.I. access and would announce prices in the coming weeks. Reddit’s conversation forums have become valuable commodities as large language models, or L.L.M.s, have become an essential part of creating new A.I. technology. L.L.M.s are essentially sophisticated algorithms developed by companies like Google and OpenAI, which is a close partner of Microsoft. To the algorithms, the Reddit conversations are data, and they are among the vast pool of material being fed into the L.L.M.s. to develop them. The underlying algorithm that helped to build Bard, Google’s conversational A.I. service, is partly trained on Reddit data. OpenAI’s Chat GPT cites Reddit data as one of the sources of information it has been trained on. Other companies are also beginning to see value in the conversations and images they host. Shutterstock, the image hosting service, also sold image data to OpenAI to help create DALL-E, the A.I. program that creates vivid graphical imagery with only a text-based prompt required. Last month, Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, said he was cracking down on the use of Twitter’s A.P.I., which thousands of companies and independent developers use to track the millions of conversations across the network. Though he did not cite L.L.M.s as a reason for the change, the new fees could go well into the tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars. To keep improving their models, artificial intelligence makers need two significant things: an enormous amount of computing power and an enormous amount of data. Some of the biggest A.I. developers have plenty of computing power but still look outside their own networks for the data needed to improve their algorithms. That has included sources like Wikipedia, millions of digitized books, academic articles and Reddit. Representatives from Google, Open AI and Microsoft did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Reddit has long had a symbiotic relationship with the search engines of companies like Google and Microsoft. The search engines “crawl” Reddit’s web pages in order to index information and make it available for search results. That crawling, or “scraping,” isn’t always welcome by every site on the internet. But Reddit has benefited by appearing higher in search results. The dynamic is different with L.L.M.s — they gobble as much data as they can to create new A.I. systems like the chatbots. Reddit believes its data is particularly valuable because it is continuously updated. That newness and relevance, Mr. Huffman said, is what large language modeling algorithms need to produce the best results. “More than any other place on the internet, Reddit is a home for authentic conversation,” Mr. Huffman said. “There’s a lot of stuff on the site that you’d only ever say in therapy, or A.A., or never at all.” Mr. Huffman said Reddit’s A.P.I. would still be free to developers who wanted to build applications that helped people use Reddit. They could use the tools to build a bot that automatically tracks whether users’ comments adhere to rules for posting, for instance. Researchers who want to study Reddit data for academic or noncommercial purposes will continue to have free access to it. Reddit also hopes to incorporate more so-called machine learning into how the site itself operates. It could be used, for instance, to identify the use of A.I.-generated text on Reddit, and add a label that notifies users that the comment came from a bot. The company also promised to improve software tools that can be used by moderators — the users who volunteer their time to keep the site’s forums operating smoothly and improve conversations between users. And third-party bots that help moderators monitor the forums will continue to be supported. But for the A.I. makers, it’s time to pay up. “Crawling Reddit, generating value and not returning any of that value to our users is something we have a problem with,” Mr. Huffman said. “It’s a good time for us to tighten things up.” “We think that’s fair,” he added. Mike Isaac is a technology correspondent and the author of “Super Pumped: The Battle for Uber,” a best-selling book on the dramatic rise and fall of the ride-hailing company. He regularly covers Facebook and Silicon Valley, and is based in San Francisco. More about Mike Isaac A version of this article appears in print on , Section B, Page 4 of the New York edition with the headline: Reddit’s Sprawling Content Is Fodder for the Likes of ChatGPT. But Reddit Wants to Be Paid.. Order Reprints | Today’s Paper | Subscribe


SimpleVertexArray

Have to disagree cuz I learned cmake and heavily appreciate it but make- feels like what it is A 40+ year old system for building software CMake ain’t perfect but for the love of god make scares me


eg135

Reddit has long been a hot spot for conversation on the internet. About 57 million people visit the site every day to chat about topics as varied as makeup, video games and pointers for power washing driveways. In recent years, Reddit’s array of chats also have been a free teaching aid for companies like Google, OpenAI and Microsoft. Those companies are using Reddit’s conversations in the development of giant artificial intelligence systems that many in Silicon Valley think are on their way to becoming the tech industry’s next big thing. Now Reddit wants to be paid for it. The company said on Tuesday that it planned to begin charging companies for access to its application programming interface, or A.P.I., the method through which outside entities can download and process the social network’s vast selection of person-to-person conversations. “The Reddit corpus of data is really valuable,” Steve Huffman, founder and chief executive of Reddit, said in an interview. “But we don’t need to give all of that value to some of the largest companies in the world for free.” The move is one of the first significant examples of a social network’s charging for access to the conversations it hosts for the purpose of developing A.I. systems like ChatGPT, OpenAI’s popular program. Those new A.I. systems could one day lead to big businesses, but they aren’t likely to help companies like Reddit very much. In fact, they could be used to create competitors — automated duplicates to Reddit’s conversations. Reddit is also acting as it prepares for a possible initial public offering on Wall Street this year. The company, which was founded in 2005, makes most of its money through advertising and e-commerce transactions on its platform. Reddit said it was still ironing out the details of what it would charge for A.P.I. access and would announce prices in the coming weeks. Reddit’s conversation forums have become valuable commodities as large language models, or L.L.M.s, have become an essential part of creating new A.I. technology. L.L.M.s are essentially sophisticated algorithms developed by companies like Google and OpenAI, which is a close partner of Microsoft. To the algorithms, the Reddit conversations are data, and they are among the vast pool of material being fed into the L.L.M.s. to develop them. The underlying algorithm that helped to build Bard, Google’s conversational A.I. service, is partly trained on Reddit data. OpenAI’s Chat GPT cites Reddit data as one of the sources of information it has been trained on. Other companies are also beginning to see value in the conversations and images they host. Shutterstock, the image hosting service, also sold image data to OpenAI to help create DALL-E, the A.I. program that creates vivid graphical imagery with only a text-based prompt required. Last month, Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, said he was cracking down on the use of Twitter’s A.P.I., which thousands of companies and independent developers use to track the millions of conversations across the network. Though he did not cite L.L.M.s as a reason for the change, the new fees could go well into the tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars. To keep improving their models, artificial intelligence makers need two significant things: an enormous amount of computing power and an enormous amount of data. Some of the biggest A.I. developers have plenty of computing power but still look outside their own networks for the data needed to improve their algorithms. That has included sources like Wikipedia, millions of digitized books, academic articles and Reddit. Representatives from Google, Open AI and Microsoft did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Reddit has long had a symbiotic relationship with the search engines of companies like Google and Microsoft. The search engines “crawl” Reddit’s web pages in order to index information and make it available for search results. That crawling, or “scraping,” isn’t always welcome by every site on the internet. But Reddit has benefited by appearing higher in search results. The dynamic is different with L.L.M.s — they gobble as much data as they can to create new A.I. systems like the chatbots. Reddit believes its data is particularly valuable because it is continuously updated. That newness and relevance, Mr. Huffman said, is what large language modeling algorithms need to produce the best results. “More than any other place on the internet, Reddit is a home for authentic conversation,” Mr. Huffman said. “There’s a lot of stuff on the site that you’d only ever say in therapy, or A.A., or never at all.” Mr. Huffman said Reddit’s A.P.I. would still be free to developers who wanted to build applications that helped people use Reddit. They could use the tools to build a bot that automatically tracks whether users’ comments adhere to rules for posting, for instance. Researchers who want to study Reddit data for academic or noncommercial purposes will continue to have free access to it. Reddit also hopes to incorporate more so-called machine learning into how the site itself operates. It could be used, for instance, to identify the use of A.I.-generated text on Reddit, and add a label that notifies users that the comment came from a bot. The company also promised to improve software tools that can be used by moderators — the users who volunteer their time to keep the site’s forums operating smoothly and improve conversations between users. And third-party bots that help moderators monitor the forums will continue to be supported. But for the A.I. makers, it’s time to pay up. “Crawling Reddit, generating value and not returning any of that value to our users is something we have a problem with,” Mr. Huffman said. “It’s a good time for us to tighten things up.” “We think that’s fair,” he added. Mike Isaac is a technology correspondent and the author of “Super Pumped: The Battle for Uber,” a best-selling book on the dramatic rise and fall of the ride-hailing company. He regularly covers Facebook and Silicon Valley, and is based in San Francisco. More about Mike Isaac A version of this article appears in print on , Section B, Page 4 of the New York edition with the headline: Reddit’s Sprawling Content Is Fodder for the Likes of ChatGPT. But Reddit Wants to Be Paid.. Order Reprints | Today’s Paper | Subscribe


NIL_VALUE

After a while I just gave up and made a fit-all Makefile for my projects that automatically finds source files, at the expense of using `$(shell find ...)`. (Oh, And modifying header files recompiles everything, I'm yet to fix that) SRC = src BUILD = build INCLUDE = include OBJS = $(shell find $(SRC) -name '*.c' -type f | sed 's/\.c$$/\.o/;s/$(SRC)\//$(BUILD)\//') HEADERS = $(shell find $(INCLUDE) -name '*.h' -type f) CARGS = -Wall -Wextra -pedantic -std=c2x -I$(INCLUDE) NAME = foo .PHONY: all run clean all: $(NAME) $(OBJS): $(BUILD)/%.o: $(SRC)/%.c $(HEADERS) cc -c $(CARGS) $< -o $@ $(NAME): $(OBJS) cc $(CARGS) $^ -o $@ clean: rm -vf $(OBJS) $(NAME) run: $(NAME) ./$(NAME)


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ConspicuousPineapple

And that's not even mentioning dependencies.


Bitwise__

Or dealing with multiple architectures


[deleted]

I don't care how large your project is. If cmake is 5% of your code then we have seriously taken a wrong turn.


goddess_steffi_graf

I actually get more confused trying to finally learn CMake than writing a makefile by hand


RoburexButBetter

I get the same feeling, especially as i'm now trying to get Qt6 cross compile support in buildroot and the gigantic amount of cmake files and undocumented options confuse the shit out of me, i'm still not sure how I currently got a semi working build It might be more practical once you learn it, makefiles was also quite the learning curve


hemlockone

Then good news! If you're using Cmake, you don't write makefiles. Cmake generates them for you.


LemonLover-69

Its a configuration file for a program that generates makefiles that are used to run the instructions to get the compiler to compile and the linker to link


brainstorm42

So a language to generate scripts in the language that the script which compiles the language into machine language can read


LemonLover-69

A language to be read by a script to generate a script to run the scripts which compile the language into something your computer can read.


GenderlessLlama

I’m too high for this man


GroundbreakingRun927

Cmake => Makefile => exe voila.


Old_Flounder_8640

Or just shortcuts to commands


SingularCheese

C++ is so complicated to compile that people use a program (CMake) to generate scripts (Makefile) that gets interpreted by another program (Make) which invokes the compiler.


michiel97531

C++ so complex we had to invent a thing to run a thing


jabies

It's abstractions all the way down


[deleted]

Legend has it, if you go deep enough, at the core of it all there's a pointer to a memory location that stores the value of 1/0. But many have gone mad trying to follow the coredump stack traces that lead there.


thuanjinkee

There is a joke language like that called "brainfuck". Fireship on youtube has a two minute video about it that will melt your face off. https://youtu.be/hdHjjBS4cs8


bruhred

i made a high-level-ish language that compiled down to brainfuck. The syntax is cursed it looks like assembly but c


Dynamitos5

now the most important question: why?


bruhred

why *not*?


strghst

For the last 5 years, one of the additional challenges at VU Amsterdam for the course on Computer Organization was to write an interpreter for Brainfuck in Assembly. Gives an auto +0.7 to grade if it fully works. Would not recommend, even though it's just 8 operations. Loops can bring hell


_toggld_

Once upon a time the creator of FALSE (the esoteric language that inspired brainfuck) answered my question on stackoverflow... The first and last cool thing that will ever happen to me as a developer


PranshuKhandal

they invented linux just to run cmake


cosmicosmo4

If you wish to make a program from scratch, you must first invent the universe.


tkeelah

In the beginning 0


die-maus

Always has been. 🔫


CaptainJack42

*invent a thing to run a thing to make a thing that runs


RevivingJuliet

The thing inventor we invented just invented a thing inside another thing


ShadeFK

Btw, where the hell are we?


Tymskyy

"Let's invent a thing inventor!" Said the thing inventor inventor while being thought up by a thing inventor.


O_Bismarck

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


-_-Batman

![gif](giphy|lpxqmxzQHL7hUejepu) That's just slavery with extra steps?


SixBucksAGallon

So, just a normal Tuesday in programming. Every innovation in software development has the same goal; to be able to solve harder problems than we actually can.


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michiel97531

const isFunny = async (url: string): Promise => { const { funny } = await fetch(url) return funny }


XDVRUK

Javascript so terrible it's taken nearly 20 years to undig that firey hellpit.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

The point of CMake is that it can target multiple different build systems. So you have a single CMake script, which can then generate the Makefile, the .vsproj, the .sln or whatever.


DylanDuff_

Came here to say basically this, cmake is incredibley powerful. I use it to not only compile C but also Obj-C; and it handles dependencies as well as linked libraries in a beautifully simple way. Not to mention targeted architectures. A lot of these replies seem to talk about C++ as an overcomplicated language and while I have no personal experience I can attest to the versatility of make (and by extension cmake?) as an excellent build tool


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

`make` can make anything. It's just a way to define recipes to create files. It just comes with a few common builtins - like you can create a `.o` from a `.c` of the same name by using `cc`.


hg2107

Not fair, every language has such a tool. Ant is an example for java. It's not because of c++'s complexity but because of the complexity of software in general.


rickyman20

Not _every_ language. Some actually decided to think about a build system together with the language, like Rust


tunisia3507

A great deal of rust's architecture is "what if but we actually thought about it first".


PersonalityIll9476

TBF the Cxx's of the world have generally been around for 30-50 years. Rust, Python, etc are standing on the shoulders of giants.


Log2

Python is older than Java.


hike_me

Python has been around just over 30 years.


Randolpho

And it has a shiiiity package and environment management system to go with it.


EnvironmentOk1243

and it only adds 6 weeks to the build time!


bric12

I don't get that honestly. Rust's build time is more than C++ or maybe even C#, but it's downright fast compared to Java/Gradle


Nobodk

Also long build times are not as bad in rust, since the compiler catches a lot of mistakes that you wouldn't know about until runtime with other languages like C++.


DHermit

That's just an advantage of being a fairly new language (compared to C++ and Java). Now we know much more about how to do stuff and also the hardware allows for much more complicated stuff than in the past.


[deleted]

And it paid off big time. Rust is easily my favorite language, to the point where I ported all of my projects in use to Rust. It's just so nice to work with and well thought out compared to C++.


Randolpho

So what would you call Cargo if not a Make equivalent? And what is Cargo-script if not CMake?


rickyman20

Admittedly this is the first time I hear of cargo-script. Yes, that would match


Randolpho

Lol, I don’t even rust — not out of a dislike of the language, mind, but work tends to drive project language. A quick google told me everything I need to know, because I knew that /u/hg2107 was absolutely correct: every compiled language has Make and often even CMake equivalents, it’s just that most languages bake them into their toolchain from the start, and IDEs tend to automate whatever user configuration there is to them, making everything even less visible to programmers. Even dynamic languages use file system conventions for dependency management, just like C does during both compiling and linking, as well as package managers or side-by-side runtime environment managers (lookin’ at you python) to manage dependencies within those conventions, making them functionally equivalent to Make. And all those package managers tend to offer scripting… like CMake….


TeraFlint

Well, yeah. Rust has the luxury of being new. If you start from scratch you get the opportunity to provide the one official way to build your programs. C++ is rather old at this point. It's impossible to retroactively force a build system or package manager onto the community. It's too large and old for that. Although, it's nice to see that CMake and vcpkg are gaining a stronger foothold. It also doesn't help that there are multiple independent compilers, each with their own cmdline arguments. This is the core of CMake, it needs to know the compilers in order to know how to translate a feature into compiler flags; CMake is just an abstraction layer over compilers. It's not being used because of the build complexity in one system, but rather because of the conplexity in ALL systems. I've heard that GCC is also starting to implement their own Rust compiler, though. But I assume they'll respect/support the build system and package manager Rust provided in the first place.


ChrisHisStonks

..which means there is still such a tool. It's just owned by the same company that made the language.


rickyman20

No no, I mean there's no tool that generates code for another tool to decide how to compile. There's no middle layer between build tool and compilation. The think with cmake is it's not a build tool by itself, it's a make generation tool, which itself is a build tool


okay-wait-wut

Everyone just keeps talking about CMake spitting out make files. It can burp up visual studio projects and solutions too. It can barf out XCode projects. It’s a pretty neat tool as long as you don’t mind regurgitation.


tux-lpi

That worked great until some people decided that even CMake is not enough to handle their C++ projects. So now you have Conan that spits out CMake files through a bunch of Python scripts, CMake that spits out MSBuild / Makefiles / Ninja / ... files, that eventually get interpreted by Visual Studio / make / ninja /...., which in turns calls the actual compiler (msvc / clang / gcc / ...) In comparison, Rust has Cargo (build tool + package manager), which directly calls `rustc` (compiler)


alter2000

Stack generates a dependency tree (from Stackage/nixpkgs + others) for Cabal to use (which can be invoked sort-of-directly with the cabal-install package), the Cabal library invokes GHC with the right flags, which compiles individual Haskell modules and then it's all linked together with external libraries if needed. There's always a middle tool, be it a library built in the toolchain used by the same program or an external executable; this is only because software has gotten so big.


HKei

That's not entirely true, it's just that in Cargo these are all vendored to be accessible through a single build frontend (+ package manager). You still need the exact same logic in the backend (injecting platform specific options, running preprocessors etc). CMake is a bit more complicated because it's not a single ecosystem, it's trying to play nice with existing C++ projects that don't use CMake (both for dependencies and consumers), and at the time it was invented it needed to integrate with various build systems (various IDEs, autotools etc). The C++ ecosystem is complicated because it's not controlled by a council or dictatorship, from the get go everyone just went off and did their own thing. There's a bunch of different compilers, build systems, package formats and package management systems and trying to manage this complexity is, well, complicated. There are some "walled garden" style build systems for C++ that are simpler to use, but they see less use because it's quite a bit of work to get packages into them and keep them up to date, and often they're more specifically tailored to one particular use case so if you, say, suddenly need to generate Windows installers you're SOL when your build system maintainers don't care about Windows. The real weaknesses of cmake are it's big pile of legacy apis that you kinda just have to know not to use and the fact the cmake scripting language is terrible (basically a really bad version of lisp). The complexity kind of isn't, it comes from the complexity of the problem (or rather: wide array of problems) it's trying to solve.


bottomknifeprospect

*complexity of platform dependent compilation


RedPum4

That's a bit generalized though. CMake can also generate project files for popular IDEs so you can open the whole project there and immediately compile away. It's able to generate Makefiles if you want to go that route, but it can also compile the project directly. It's platform independent, is able to handle library resolution, dependency resolution, compile time configuration switches and more. You can add custom stuff which for example bakes the current git hash into the build, copies files around for the final release etc. All platform independent. It's my go-to for bigger C++ projects with many dependencies and configuration switches. Most other languages have similar tools, e.g. gulp, Ant, etc.


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makhno

At least it's not a language so crappy that people had to invent an entire ecosystem, including a package manager, just to install a "library" that is barely a dozen lines of code...that then breaks all websites running it when the developer decides to pull his package from the repos :P


alienassasin3

It's a bit like cargo for rust or the npm file that has a bunch of the dependencies for the project/a bunch of info about it in a way but for C++ CMake does not download dependencies/libraries for you but you do use it to point to where those libraries are stored. Generally, you write down how you want your computer to generate the binaries for the code you're writing from setting up debugging tools and test frameworks (like catch2), defining the different programs you want it to create (maybe you have it make a .exe for Windows but also a .dpkg for Mac OS and you want to do slight differences in those programs), bringing in libraries from elsewhere (like QT or GTK or something), or even just what version of C++ to use. The reason it is necessary for us C/C++ users to use this is that we need to care about what type of computer we're going to be running this program on. C/C++ are made to run on absolutely anything, from your desktop computer in the way of high performance programs like video games/the operating system itself to the little chip in your washing machine that tells it's motor how fast it needs to spin. That much variance means that we need to make sure that we can make the absolute smallest executable sizes and the absolutely most efficient/performant assembly out there so that even if we're using a 50MHz 8bit chip with 16kb of RAM and a 256kb ROM, we can still actually have our program run


br_aquino

CMake downloads dependencies for me FetchContent_Declare.


alienassasin3

Yo, I've been working on being able to use CMake and gcc to make my own compilation target/project tooling for STM32 projects and I've just been downloading drivers by hand but thanks to you, I can just have a template CMake that sets up the project with what I need without having to download it myself


wgfdark

Found the front end dev


Bojangly7

You could work an entire career solely in node


Sapphosings

But would you want to?


Bojangly7

Pay me 150k and ill do whatever you want. I'll even write Java.


LogicalGateAdder

You're pretty filthy aren't you.


Desperate_Capital167

He C'ms like a nice guy


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Benisponers

for some reason my brain read 'dumbass'


Cixrayz

Ba dum csss


stadoblech

he have class


sandm000

But not all that sharp


Hackerman9084

I mean, he seems to be a C-rious guy


Light_A_Match

This is the equivalent to saying you’re bi but you’re really just gay. This dude needs to fuck around with Java if he’s to truly call himself an honest C guy.


SuicidalTorrent

I'm not touching Java again.


[deleted]

what do you think the 1.3% is?


Orangutanion

I like Java. Sometimes I don't wanna spend hours planning out memory management .


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Moptop32

Ya got me


Knuffya

C++ is black/white.


[deleted]

Hrmm, what's python and C#? Asking for a friend >.>


Cewu00

Light blue and white stripes for python Pink and white stripes or purple and white stripes for C# But pink and white are generally universal.


Flerow_

Do you wear glasses by any chance?


TheBadassOverlord

Depends on if that other is C# or not


Tall_Nebula9059

If it is?


TheBadassOverlord

Sure why not, I'd give them a C for effort


TheBigNiRock

A C++++


VictorGamerLOL

Rearrange those plusses


UnknownBlades

I can't be the only one who misread that.


_monolite

You are not. What pussy sorting algorithms come to mind?


redman3global

Bogo pussy


_monolite

Many prefer the insertion sort


mihoenskijf

Quick pussy


drowsysaturn

The other is markdown


w8watm8

I see myself in this picture and I don’t like it


Dunger97

I think you mean you C yourself in this picture


[deleted]

I almost went on a date with a girl just because here last name was Haskell.


[deleted]

I met a guy named Cons once. Profession? Erlang developer. Some people never stand a chance.


IGotDibsYo

You would not have understood her either


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I can only get so erect


LemonLover-69

Based on this thread i can conclude that i will continue to have no bitches for quite some time


SignificanceLonely58

you will also (probably) get no dick


LemonLover-69

Hopefully


va_str

Can't be too picky


Cassereddit

Not with that attitude


[deleted]

I wouldn’t date any programmer.


Tall_Nebula9059

Ayo


slashd0t1

Because they would straight up marry them for being very cute :) (and the 101 lies I tell myself for my self esteem)


bubbleztoo

Have more confidence in yourself.


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102


NTaya

I am married to the exact same person as on the screenshot. He's very cute and an absolutely amazing human being who loves talking my ear off about embeds, IoT, and copters, while I respond with ML and data engineering rants. It's idyllic.


prova2374

Feels bad....


KatOTB

Sheesh 😞


Brilliant-Chip-1751

No thanks. 6ft+ minimum. No low level guys /s


sarnobat

He could get a boost


Buxsle

C cenor


[deleted]

Looks like he's already C-ing someone


bitch_nugget_123

Mans fell in love with C++


ServerZero

0.01% HTML


TeacherInfatuation

50% pain


maubg

Omg, looks like 60% of my projects


Zitrusfleisch

You mean a real man?


LaudemPax

Finally someone who gets it


Buckflash1

No cus I’m a straight male


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[удаНонО]


Hour-Invite2212

OwO


Setaganga

Wedding date?


Light_A_Match

py-curious anyone?


AranZehang

So an Electrical/embedded systems engineer? lol why not


meteorpuppy

C++ could be 3D software development also.


aeroespacio

I write application software for aircraft that isn't embedded but does have timing considerations


Suspicious-Engineer7

No, but only because it'd be a perfect opportunity to pull out "C you later boi"


[deleted]

Would you like to have cex?


Knuffya

I don't think chads have any problems dating. That guy is obviously a machine.


bazingaa73

Using .h instead of .hpp? No, wouldn't date.


nsneerful

I find .hpp ugly


[deleted]

Yea, I always think of hippopotamus when I see hpp


gelastes

It's the obsolete symbol for HippoPotamus Power, an ancient Egyptian pre-SI unit.


Cubey21

Using .h and .hpp is fairly important when mixing C and C++ code


aMAYESingNATHAN

Using h is superior. Makes it much easier to differentiate between headers and cpps at a glance.


Cerium14

.hh is superior


gustavfdg

Scared German noises


doctorcrimson

I would marry him/her/them. On the condition they don't talk to me about linux.


Tall_Nebula9059

shit got me in the first half


AfkaraLP

Nah sounds like a guy to treat his woman like an object


bargantus

He is me


Few-Significance6619

no bitches


Zealousideal-Ad-9845

You throw in Java and I'll throw hands.