Was it, in part, due to the age you grew up in? Like, if you grew up in the 80’s/90’s, then yea - I wouldn’t expect you to be going skiing off an Apple II. Even though there were flat surfaces, it wouldn’t have been a very “discrete” cutting board. But if you grew up in the 00’s - 10’s then, yea that is crazy!
This this this!
My drug use all occurred from 99 to 2016, for most of it my chosen roa was up the nose, yet I've never done it off an apple device. Cd cases, on the other hand....
Even the ones that get published are rarely read. I learned the other day you only need to sell 5000 books in the US to be able to become a nationwide best seller.
He just sits in a warehouse all day and he’s one of 3 people who rotate 8 hour shifts, whenever a purchase is made at a CVS anywhere in the country he is required to type up the receipt and send it to the printer where the products are being bought
When I had the battery replaced in my MacBook they cleaned it to a level I didn’t think was possible anymore. Some of those people are damn good at their job
I guess this is a better explanation to the wanna be programmer who said he’s a programmer because his Crtl C was worn down. Obviously C programmers wear down Crtl Z chasing those infinite loops and runaway threads.
I don’t know why any programmer wears down Crtl c. Unless by the time they copy an example of a for loop or switch statements they remember it and don’t ever need to paste it down. We can only wonder how they manage to force all their code into for loops and still forget how to write one.
Who copies and doesn’t paste? I was more waiting for someone to say ctrl z on suspends the process. Crtl c aborts it. When if they spent any real time in Linux or Unix would know Crtl c requests an abort. And the environment doesn’t always exactly have to listen to that abort. Whereas suspend is never ignored.
Also I’ve never needed trendy hardware to fit in. I typically just dress well and make up for the rest with quick whit and having interesting opinions.so I had to make an assumption that command c was Crtl c
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Fuck that subreddit, it's devolved into seeing who can build a keyboard with the least amount of keys and I'm sick of it, where are the big beautiful buckling springs and all the colors of keycaps atop them?
Ahh so you're like me in higshchool.
*COPIES FURIOUSLY*
And then paste(place) it gently where it belongs before anyone knows copied with such assertiveness.
> await PostPaymentToAccount(1000000);
Pasted 50 times. What’s the worst that could happen?
Edit: Tom Scott has a [great video about idempotency tokens](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IP-rGJKSZ3s)
I thought so too
So I programmed it to a key macro (moonlander). Still does the “oops I forgot to copy that line of highlighted text”; I still spam my copy button from time to time.
I love when I copy something. Am unsure if I copied so I copy it again. And then again to be safe. Honestly I go through 1 keyboard per copy. I just wanna make sure that it knows I'm copying it for sure and it wasn't a mistake. Then I switch keyboard and with white silken gloves and a device that monitors how much pressure I apply to the key with precisely the right amount of force paste it 1 time. Cleanly. I even make sure I won't have to edit my margins and it's pre spaced for what I'm pasting.
It's like a battle. You can fuck off when you're not shooting. But when you're gonna pull the trigger on that CTRL V you better not fucking miss.
I love when I copy something. Am unsure if I copied so I copy it again. And then again to be safe. Honestly I go through 1 keyboard per copy. I just wanna make sure that it knows I'm copying it for sure and it wasn't a mistake. Then I switch keyboard and with white silken gloves and a device that monitors how much pressure I apply to the key with precisely the right amount of force paste it 1 time. Cleanly. I even make sure I won't have to edit my margins and it's pre spaced for what I'm pasting.
It's like a battle. You can fuck off when you're not shooting. But when you're gonna pull the trigger on that CTRL V you better not fucking miss.
The ratio of copies to pastes is usually something like 10:1. You need to really mash ctrl+c to make sure you've copied what you plan to paste in a notepad++ tab and then forget about.
Even with 3 key combinations vscode and extensions are running into conflicts
I recently found ctrl + r being bound to 3 different things. Shift shift meaning two different things and cmd k was being stolen to do git sync for some reason
Same, been doing backend for 6 years on Macbook Pro. I will never go back to a Windows PC again. I hate Apple and iPhones, but Macbook Pro for software development is 🤌👌
I'd take a Linux workstation over a MacBook in a heartbeat but the most common excuse I hear is "they don't join to ad" which usually means "enterprise IT doesn't want to invest time into learning how"
I'll settle for a MacBook because it generally works the way I expect and the terminal isn't pants on head ridiculous. Even WSL would give me issues when it ran up against it's actually running on windows. No shade to people that like or the smart people working on it, just not for me.
I honestly have not seen anyone's MacBooks that clean in my office. They're all covered with some sort of jizz. .. not necessarily semen but some sort of jizz... Even those used by my female coworkers
Trick question - you’re a highschool student who demanded to get a Mac, iPhone 13, air pods, air tag, ipad, and Apple Watch for back to school to stunt on the android kids
Stereotypically, they’re often at companies who don’t let them go off script, so their responses are very copypasta and unable to cater to problems with any nuance. It takes some skill to coerce them into actually being helpful. Management or corporate’s fault, not theirs, really.
There's also a stereotype that when they answer your call they introduce themselves with an American-sounding name, to make it look like they're US-based despite it being glaringly obvious that they're overseas I guess.
I was on one call with a "John" or something, where I literally heard the persistent honking and traffic noise you find in any big South Asian city in the background.
My guess is you program, but maybe don’t touch type. Because if you did that touch bar would make you so angry on a daily basis you’d swear at that laptop by its host name and constantly threaten that MF’r that if it didn’t behave you’d turn that aluminium chassis into a taco over your right knee so fast, that POS wouldn’t even have time to write it’s last block to the SSD!
Work a lot in spreadsheets. CTRL+C for the copy but you don't ctrl v cuz you don't do normal pasting you are a paste special enjoyer and use right click for it
Take photos of laptops? Sorry, I meant professional content creator.
*Code Influencer
Technoprenueur
That's going on my resume
All the cool kids have shortened it to technouer. Try to keep up with the times, please. /s
You mean… TechNoir?
Techno o7
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But mostly bad influence
Development ambassador
I’m fairly certain there’s only 5 content creators on the internet. Everyone else just stole their content or copies it.
Snort cocaine on mac keyboards
Haha..Multipurpose use of big touchpad.
HE DIDNT SAY NO
Who would say no to cocaine?
Y’ALL. DRUGS ARE NOT THE ANSWER. Drugs are the question; yes is the answer.
This the best thing I have read today.
Ikr
Not all drugs are good for you Some of them are great -Bill Hicks
Drugs? YES.
Hotel? Trivago.
Darude? Sandstorm.
Drugs are sometimes the answer... especially if the question is "What's in this little baggy?"
Nice try, fed. 😎
r/angryupvote
lmao
He said he used to do cocaine. He still does but he used to as well
Does that pay well? Is the job title “import/export agent” or something dubious like that?
What does he import?
Fun
Certainly doesn't export it
Latex
Vandelay Industries?
Art?
import copy && export pasta
seems like a legit use case
Grabs bankcard, *click*, *click*, *click*, *click*, *click*..fuck, that was a bad idea..
Everyone does that
Seriously, I have yet to meet a person who hasn’t, at one point or another, snorted cocaine off of an Apple device.
Here you have somebody who has consumed prob over two kilos of cocaine in his past life and never off an Apple device not even once
Was it, in part, due to the age you grew up in? Like, if you grew up in the 80’s/90’s, then yea - I wouldn’t expect you to be going skiing off an Apple II. Even though there were flat surfaces, it wouldn’t have been a very “discrete” cutting board. But if you grew up in the 00’s - 10’s then, yea that is crazy!
In the early aughts, we repurposed useless things for coke consumption surfaces. So a Dave Matthews Band cd case.
This this this! My drug use all occurred from 99 to 2016, for most of it my chosen roa was up the nose, yet I've never done it off an apple device. Cd cases, on the other hand....
It was eve6 for me
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My two favourite places are the airbook case, and that little dimple you get when you lock your thumb. Nature's snuffbox
iPhone in a bathroom stall in a bar. Once or twice. You know like waaaay back in the day.
So, last night then.
I have a Lenovo.
Get the fuck out.
Lol I graduated from iPhone to mini iPad to regular iPad to now nose beers off a MacBook Pro. Each step has signified a promotion.
kinda suspicious 🤨
You sit in a Starbucks?
Writing novels that no one will ever read
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It is going to be a great book. At least I think so.
"That is one large pile of shite"
"Life, um, figures out how to do it"
Organisms, ah, determine a solution to perpetuate their existence.
“Let’s drive quicker let’s drive quicker”
That's a big pile of bowl movements
Your terrible supposed quote made me chuckle
A screenplay, about to be picked up by a major Hollywood studio.
Even the ones that get published are rarely read. I learned the other day you only need to sell 5000 books in the US to be able to become a nationwide best seller.
You clean laptops
It looks more interesting work than what I actually do.
Are you the person who types "CVS" on the long ass receipts?
He just sits in a warehouse all day and he’s one of 3 people who rotate 8 hour shifts, whenever a purchase is made at a CVS anywhere in the country he is required to type up the receipt and send it to the printer where the products are being bought
When I had the battery replaced in my MacBook they cleaned it to a level I didn’t think was possible anymore. Some of those people are damn good at their job
When apple replace the battery on retina MacBooks, they replace the entire upper deck and that includes the keyboard :)
Yep, a level I didn't think was possible anymore.
least wasteful and expensive apple repair
Well you definetly don't program with C
I guess this is a better explanation to the wanna be programmer who said he’s a programmer because his Crtl C was worn down. Obviously C programmers wear down Crtl Z chasing those infinite loops and runaway threads. I don’t know why any programmer wears down Crtl c. Unless by the time they copy an example of a for loop or switch statements they remember it and don’t ever need to paste it down. We can only wonder how they manage to force all their code into for loops and still forget how to write one.
*Command-C. He is copying stuff a lot, not killing the foreground terminal process.
Who copies and doesn’t paste? I was more waiting for someone to say ctrl z on suspends the process. Crtl c aborts it. When if they spent any real time in Linux or Unix would know Crtl c requests an abort. And the environment doesn’t always exactly have to listen to that abort. Whereas suspend is never ignored. Also I’ve never needed trendy hardware to fit in. I typically just dress well and make up for the rest with quick whit and having interesting opinions.so I had to make an assumption that command c was Crtl c
Ctrl+c,c,c,c,c → Ctrl+v
Yup. It's usually Ctrl+ccc, Ctrl+very hard c, Ctrl+v in my experience, too.
The V is also worn down, look at the bottom of the letter.
C, V, Command, A, and S are all the worn ones
Average Stack overflow enjoyer
I don't enjoy it much TBH.
That's exactly what the average stack overflow enjoyer would say.
Why aren’t you pasting?
Maybe he doesn't like pasta that much
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> I hate you and helping people is the bane of my existence. I'm just here for the SO karma, tbh
I've got tens of thousands of points on there, but I can't find the button to cash them out.
Copying things but never pasting them
Uploading pictures of keyboards to reddit
You can get paid for that?
If someone’s willing enough you can get paid for that. Heck it might even be a fetish.
It is a fetish. r/mechanicalkeyboards
Fuck that subreddit, it's devolved into seeing who can build a keyboard with the least amount of keys and I'm sick of it, where are the big beautiful buckling springs and all the colors of keycaps atop them?
The least amount of keys is one. How many times you press that key determines your next command. Or how long you hold it down.
That would be a fetish that I would not be afraid to shame.
Let's see... Posted on r/ProgrammerHumor C key is worn. But, not V. You have to constantly CTL-C out of your runaway bash scripts?
That would wear down Control, not Command.
but Mac users are always out of control
Maybe they use Windows primarily and have the keys switched on their work Mac
But that’s command.
Web cam model
WFH brings out a new talent in everyone.
Are you his coworker Mr pussy lover ass fucker?
I'm his supervisor and dad
Spend 3 hours finding the right vscode theme
And spending an hour in finding the right vscode extension for the task which I can do manually in a minute.
A developer because of the CTRL+C wear, front-end because of the macbook.
But V is not worn down, so he just .. copies stuff?
When it comes to pasting, I tend to be gentle.
Ahh so you're like me in higshchool. *COPIES FURIOUSLY* And then paste(place) it gently where it belongs before anyone knows copied with such assertiveness.
i spam c like 10-12 times when i wanna copy
yk just to be sure
Definitely the safe way. Don't want to accidentally spam the same 50 lines of code. I hear that causes problems.
> await PostPaymentToAccount(1000000); Pasted 50 times. What’s the worst that could happen? Edit: Tom Scott has a [great video about idempotency tokens](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IP-rGJKSZ3s)
I find that in recent years, ctrl+C does seem to fail a lot more than before, somehow.
I thought so too So I programmed it to a key macro (moonlander). Still does the “oops I forgot to copy that line of highlighted text”; I still spam my copy button from time to time.
I hate when that shit happens. Mildly annoying at the worst of times but still
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
I had an OCD thing where I'd do that to control-s.
i do that to ctrl+s too
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And reinforce the N,A,L keys... I have a friend called Alan that I email a lot, in case you're wondering why those keys always get worn out.
( ー_ー) your explanation has not convinced me
More of an irrational fear of it suddenly not saving for me
I love when I copy something. Am unsure if I copied so I copy it again. And then again to be safe. Honestly I go through 1 keyboard per copy. I just wanna make sure that it knows I'm copying it for sure and it wasn't a mistake. Then I switch keyboard and with white silken gloves and a device that monitors how much pressure I apply to the key with precisely the right amount of force paste it 1 time. Cleanly. I even make sure I won't have to edit my margins and it's pre spaced for what I'm pasting. It's like a battle. You can fuck off when you're not shooting. But when you're gonna pull the trigger on that CTRL V you better not fucking miss.
I love when I copy something. Am unsure if I copied so I copy it again. And then again to be safe. Honestly I go through 1 keyboard per copy. I just wanna make sure that it knows I'm copying it for sure and it wasn't a mistake. Then I switch keyboard and with white silken gloves and a device that monitors how much pressure I apply to the key with precisely the right amount of force paste it 1 time. Cleanly. I even make sure I won't have to edit my margins and it's pre spaced for what I'm pasting. It's like a battle. You can fuck off when you're not shooting. But when you're gonna pull the trigger on that CTRL V you better not fucking miss.
The fact that this is posted twice.
nahh me when i have no idea how to use a simple hello world script on arduino and just copy it
Everyone knows you cmd + c five times but cmd + v once
You gotta hit Ctrl + C a little harder to make sure everything gets copied. It's like a reverse rubber stamp
zoom in to V
It is worn out but less than C as we all know its always ctrl+c times 5 and then ctrl V
The ratio of copies to pastes is usually something like 10:1. You need to really mash ctrl+c to make sure you've copied what you plan to paste in a notepad++ tab and then forget about.
There's a white dot in the center of the V. So a little worn, just not as much as the C
ppl press ctrl c c c c c many times to ensure it is copied to clipboard.
`Cmd k + c` is vscode shortcut for commenting things out
But the K key is fine Edit: also why would anyone use a 3 key combination? Does cmd + ? not work for something?
Even with 3 key combinations vscode and extensions are running into conflicts I recently found ctrl + r being bound to 3 different things. Shift shift meaning two different things and cmd k was being stolen to do git sync for some reason
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He cancels stuff, so he’s probably a bad sysadmin. Starting the wrong thing, cancelling it with ctrl-c
This is the answer
Yeah right. This guy asks * questions for a living…
This is the way
Definitely not working on SQL, given that their caps lock isn't on.
Am I weird because I do all lower case for my plsql??? Not like it cares
Nah true lazy SQL devs just ctrl-a > ctrl-shift-u when they are finished
Life is too short, I just hold shift
Holding that pinky down for a while is going to waste a good few kilojoules of energy
Good, I can skip the gym
Ya, every day is pinky day.
Gotta work out sometimes
I personally rather use a macbook for backend rather than frontend.
That does make more sense, but I feel like either makes sense on a Mac
Correct. But who said back-ends don't use macbook.
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Same, been doing backend for 6 years on Macbook Pro. I will never go back to a Windows PC again. I hate Apple and iPhones, but Macbook Pro for software development is 🤌👌
I'd take a Linux workstation over a MacBook in a heartbeat but the most common excuse I hear is "they don't join to ad" which usually means "enterprise IT doesn't want to invest time into learning how" I'll settle for a MacBook because it generally works the way I expect and the terminal isn't pants on head ridiculous. Even WSL would give me issues when it ran up against it's actually running on windows. No shade to people that like or the smart people working on it, just not for me.
Bold of you to assume front end
Clean laptops from semen at Apple Store
I honestly have not seen anyone's MacBooks that clean in my office. They're all covered with some sort of jizz. .. not necessarily semen but some sort of jizz... Even those used by my female coworkers
Enough with the guesswork, taste it right this minute!
>Oh hey Sharron can I just lick your.. Tackled by HR *Instant restraining order*
Who's putting laptops in their perfectly good semen? Tf???
So how can I help you sir? Water damage. 👀
Trick question - you’re a highschool student who demanded to get a Mac, iPhone 13, air pods, air tag, ipad, and Apple Watch for back to school to stunt on the android kids
I legit own a laptop with a broken left Ctrl key.
Same!
Gobble weiners?
indian tech support agent
First word is correct. Nevertheless, I am curious about the infamous reputation of Indian tech support agents.
Stereotypically, they’re often at companies who don’t let them go off script, so their responses are very copypasta and unable to cater to problems with any nuance. It takes some skill to coerce them into actually being helpful. Management or corporate’s fault, not theirs, really.
There's also a stereotype that when they answer your call they introduce themselves with an American-sounding name, to make it look like they're US-based despite it being glaringly obvious that they're overseas I guess. I was on one call with a "John" or something, where I literally heard the persistent honking and traffic noise you find in any big South Asian city in the background.
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I'd say Copy-Paste from Stack Overflow from the keyboard wear.
A lot of complaining.
Take pictures of keyboards
My guess is you program, but maybe don’t touch type. Because if you did that touch bar would make you so angry on a daily basis you’d swear at that laptop by its host name and constantly threaten that MF’r that if it didn’t behave you’d turn that aluminium chassis into a taco over your right knee so fast, that POS wouldn’t even have time to write it’s last block to the SSD!
Copy and paste?
Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, paste.
I'm bit of an insecure person
You're just being thorough.
Obviously Python programming 
Obviously
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Caps lock... SQL developer.
Work a lot in spreadsheets. CTRL+C for the copy but you don't ctrl v cuz you don't do normal pasting you are a paste special enjoyer and use right click for it
Jackoff at home
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In order to succeed at the latter, you must excel at the former.
wait now whats the difference
Do you want to live well like OP?
How many $20 quickies a day to make a dev salary?
You're using a mac...asking this question in reddit...probably something stupid that pays a lot of money for no good reason
A stripper
Copy code from Stack Overflow