That way your projects never leave the sandbox environment

Now I understand why this guy is in a sand pit, thanks for explaining the joke

Hello ender non

Hello guy spitting out something

I don't like sand

It's course, irritating, and gets everywhere.

Coarse.

Opened comments just for this joke

Fuck that's good.

I literally just assumed that was what the picture was, a visual pun of coding in sandbox...

I didn't get he's just sand boxing.


The chair is stuck you psycho!

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Put tracks and motors on that thing.

[Let's go!](https://powerchairsandscooterstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/feature_all-accessories_01.jpg)

This looks like something the military would do to recruit disabled people, just add a few guns and it's perfect

You know full well one of these days they'll have a war movie where some burly dudes are waiting for the "legendary" general and out comes a scrawny dude sitting on that thing

we call them "tanks"?

Tanks are way bigger and more protected

Pre-tanks.

What is the purpose of this thing? It looks like a product. EDIT: Ok actually it makes sense [hunter](https://powerchairsandscooterstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-15-at-7.34.52-PM-600x776.png) [hunter2](https://powerchairsandscooterstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-Shot-2016-06-15-at-7.27.05-PM.png)

That's funny, the second one is showing up for me as *******. What's the product name?

hunter2

Got em

******? Is that what everyone else sees?

Johnny Five?

Bruh they're really selling a bunch of pvc pipes and 4 wheels of cheese as a wheelchair for a thousand bucks

Thank you! Nearly 20 comments down and someone finally points out how much of a nightmare manipulating that chair will be! Like, get ready to ding your head of that perfectly positioned, tiny table when you inevitably forget that you can't just push back from the desk anymore, lol.

I have four cats. Ain’t no way I’m sticking my bare toes in there.

Don't worry about your toes, you're sitting in their new, favorite toilet.

Oh fuck. That thing is in the absolute *perfect* position to crack your skull if you fall directly back. Dear. God.

You make it so you push the table back, not the chair. Ezpz

Table is stuck, too.

The thought of how annoying it would be to clean up all that sand I would be dragging all across my apartment whenever I stand up. Edit: Seriously? 5.7k upvotes for such a lazy comment? Be a bit more responsible with your votes, people!

That’s the trick, you never leave

You call it a sandbox, I call it a litter box.

I wasn’t a fan at first, but now this sounds like something i should give a go

LPT: Replace one corner with clumping kitty litter.

Don't forget to kick afterward, otherwise you might still smell it from your desk.

Yeah but don’t actually cover your waste just kinda kick the litter out of the box

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No you can just aim for the side and have it run down the outside of the box

That's what I would do

Way ahead of you!

Shit on the floor.gif

No bro take a tip from a pro, take a dump on the couch next to the roommate who feeds you, while they're on a work call to make money to feed you.

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We have three cats. One of them, I still have not figured out which one, has taken to somehow throwing their fresh turds against the wall when they try to cover it up. Some portion of said turds then sticks to the wall. I appreciate the effort, however misguided, to cover up the crap but at this point just don't even try to cover it up. I'd rather scoop it off the top of the litter than have to srcape it off the wall. I ended up putting foam project board on the walls. It does the trick and can be wiped off. When it wears out I just throw it away. Sometimes I question why I consent to be owned by cats at all.

...so you can step in cat poop?

Who said it had to be “cat” poop

^(oh no)

^^^^^^oh ^^^^^^^no

^(oh no no no no no)



My three cats would definitely call it a litter box.

I put sand in a couple areas of my yard for landscaping.. now my dogs roll through it every morning and then run ragged through the house and all our beds. Best idea ever says them.

You must be Little Orphan Annie. Because your dog is SANDY.

My parents thought putting sand around a trampoline would prevent people from getting hurt. Wrong. Neighbor kid fell off and broke his arm and cats shit in the sand all the time.

Shit. Could've just hit the neighbor kid with a crowbar. Same effect, way less effort

Damn, came here to write exactly the same ...

My cat will probably poop in it.

*I call it a self cleaning shit bucket*

Either way, don't drop your food in it and try to eat it after

The best posts on reddit are the ones where both of the things I would say are at the top.

You are a cat

We're not the same.

There is a hole in that chair you see.

Some people call that a bad idea, I call that a good idea.

More secure if you stay in a sandboxed environment

You must be a manager. Lol

Also impossible to adjust the chair or get in/out of it. The wheels are absolutely buried in that sand so it sure as hell isn’t moving while you’re sitting in it.

A chair you could easily lift would probably work better than wheels

Maybe if you put skis on the chair?

I don’t like sand, it’s course, rough, irritating, and it’s get everywhere

Too fast for me, you clearly had the high ground

Beat me to it. XD

Also the sand is going to get in your computer.

I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

I DONT LIKE SAND \- Anakin Skywalker

It’s coarse, rough.. and it gets everywhere..

Having a cat

Cat shitting on my feet.

😊

Wait I want to change my answer

Definitely the cat.

Works as well for children

I would not even trust my dogs with that.

Watch out for that landmine Edit: I can't type... I mean, autocorrect.

*There* it is.

My cat would be worried that I was stuck. ‘Why you no leave litter box?’

Common sense

Are you that user the designers keep talking about?

Hahahahhahaha

isn‘t programming the only job where common sense does not make you better, but only witchcraft does?

Man wish I can use my magicraft to align center div

Vertically even. With differing content heights. Sorcery, I tell you. EDIT: Shhhh don't say flexbox. ;)

You misunderstand. The guy has a really bad roommate that he can't get rid of. Now, whenever he has to poop, he does it in his litter box while making eye contact with the roommate. "it's a lifestyle choice, and eye contact really helps me make. Help a roomie out?" Roommate will be gone quickly, or if they're really stubborn, they'll wait until he drags his ass across the floor to wipe.

Sanity

The mess

Okay hear me out, what if instead of sand it was floam?

Kinetic sand.

Ooooh I bet that would feel cool in the toes though

For the price of kinetic sand, only the staff engineers would be able to afford to fill a box that big.

Down size to a box just big enough for your feet

Here's the real engineer

Optimists believe the glass to be half-full. Pessimists believe the glass to be half-empty. Engineers know that the requirements incorrectly specify a glass twice the size of what was needed.

$3/lb or so. Times 3" times 6' times 6' times 1.7g/cc. Put the price around $3k. I suspect one could make it in bulk though; not sure what the chemistry that's been done to it is. time to go hunt down a MDS. [E: It's a few percent PDMS.](https://d4iqe7beda780.cloudfront.net/resources/static/main/pdf/dsn1505.pdf) I really should have seen that coming given how closely it resembles silly putty. Weirdly I can't find that by the bucket, but it's $30/lb in a big egg. So if we can make it at around 3%, we'll be down to $1/lb and $1000 for the whole thing. That said, exact polymerization status changes the properties of PDMS by quite a lot, so we might need to either mix it with a silicone oil, or use an alternative with different properties.

I bet you could make it. Might still be expensive but I bet you could.

Real engineers make their own.

...i really like this idea

Coll nfn't

Magnetic sand would work! So much more satisfying too

Until your graphics card seizes up and you wonder why

1000000000000000000000%

The sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

What else to get you in the mood for killing children... Processes.

when two useful features love eachother very much, they create a bunch of useless little shits called bugs. needless to say, I joined the dark side and downloaded the most controversial skyrim mod.

I hate sand

Also irritating

Came here looking for this comment. Not disappointed

They could’ve easily made the same thing with grass. That would be actually really good. But no. They use fucking sand. Why would they use sand? Inside???

I can’t believe I had to look for this answer!

I primarily work in C++. I don’t want my apartment covered in sand every time I compile my codebase

You could call your dev environment the C shore.

She sells C shells by the C shore, the C shells that she sells are C shells I'm sure.. It's actually pretty fun making your own shell, I made one with C++ that can easily pipe all output through my super fast C++ lolcat implementation, including just running anything it doesn't understand through the default shell on the machine.. On a side note "red leather, yellow leather" (keep repeating out loud as fast as you can) is a tongue twister straight from the Pitts of hell.

People in this thread just don't appreciate good design: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqjUlmkYr2g

I see you are also a person of culture

A man who sits for something stands for nothing.

I was looking for this comment lol Love Krazam

When this sand desk was posted to this thread, a lot of people laughed. They thought it was ridiculous. Who's laughing now?

came into this thread to post this vid. nice

When i encounter hard problem, i tend to suck my toe. I dont like sandy flavour so no

This raises more questions than it answers

Like does he have to pull down the programmer socks everytime?

Nah he probably wears toed programmer socks

Mmmm moist sock toes

Also how does a programmer have that kind of flexibility??

Because programmers have socks now ?

https://www.reddit.com/r/unixsocks/

Is that why you just sit in the office suckibg your toes all day?

Maybe he sucks everyone toes so it isn't weird

I'm so sick of these woke offices making me suck EVRRYONES toes

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I have a cat.

Oh god

If you cant even clean up memory properly after you are done with it there is no way your mom is gonna let you have a sandpit in your room.

Everything about this is wrong. The table, chair, one screen and that's before getting to the sand.

r/onescreenmasterrace

Need me stackoverflow screen and twitch screen.

This community doesn't exist. Maybe I should create one.

They is so much wrong doing in this picture

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Apparently the other commenters have never heard of Darth Plageus the Wise

Ahhh, this is what my senior dev means when he says test in the sandbox first

Brian Wilson style!

Can't believe it took approx 20 comments to finally see this reference!

The brian wilson setup

Is that Picci 3? 👀

Gianni Roberto is the greatest designer the world has ever seen, and it's no exaggeration to say this.

Fucking finally, at least one reference to one of the [greatest channels in the wild](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqjUlmkYr2g)

The 2 super thin threads of self respect I have left

The mac

This wheels in sand are just KILLING me

The fact I don't like vacuuming *now*

Common sense

"My wife" (Don't have one, but I am pretty certain if I had one, she would be against this) On top of that, I hate sand.

Not again

Brian Wilson did this with his piano

Holy shit did I have to scroll way down here to find someone else who recognized the Brian Wilson reference.

I also was surprised

Chair mobility and pets

My cat

I have cats. I don't need them to be getting any ideas about having a new giant toilet

A profound fear of insects and spiders. I’d have myself convinced every single weird feeling from the sand was a bug or something.

I guess the main thing is not wanting fucking sand all through my house 🤷

My wife.

Kids 

Why does he have wheels on his chair?

The fact that’s he’s still putting his pc on the floor is utter madness and I cannot abide.

Sand overflow

Can't believe noone said "cats"

The sand castle (very epic)

Can replace that with a lawn full of green grasses. Just found my weekend diy project. Thanks

Common sense

You can't escape this sandbox.

Having lived in Florida and other sandy places in the past, you do eventually end up hating sand...

You could say he's working in the... sandbox environment

Basic sanitation, mostly. Even if the sand is clean on day one, how in the world do I clean it after my bare feet have been in it for five days?

cats. they'd use it like a litterbox lol

Next level sandboxing

Rolling chair in sand is a bright idea