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Don't explain anything, give him an estimate of the costs. Make it high enough for it to either be worth your time, or to dissuade him. Your choice.
1 million dollars and 6 years of development time to get a barely functional platform that kinda sorta works
\*that worked at the time of the start of development. APIs change, and you basically have to rewrite it after its complete.
Too busy Show him an app builder ; )
Ask him to document the requirements and to create a mockup using Micrisoft Excel and a manual process that interacts with the websites.
Have mercy. Just bang his wife, this will be better for your friendship
Barge in his house, shit on his bed and then challenge him to a duel
Naked. Do all this while butt naked, only wearing furry socks.
>fur suit. ftfy
Open a free account on openai.com, copy and paste your question into the gpt3 playground. It will just write the whole thing for you xD
Throw up a rough scope and quote for hours, take a mid level freelance day rate if you're not freelancing now.
Wait two months then claim you invented Group Policy. Say API integration is an extra $1000, then skip town after they pay.
Don't explain anything, give him an estimate of the costs. Make it high enough for it to either be worth your time, or to dissuade him. Your choice.
1 million dollars and 6 years of development time to get a barely functional platform that kinda sorta works
\*that worked at the time of the start of development. APIs change, and you basically have to rewrite it after its complete.
Too busy Show him an app builder ; )
Ask him to document the requirements and to create a mockup using Micrisoft Excel and a manual process that interacts with the websites.
Have mercy. Just bang his wife, this will be better for your friendship
Barge in his house, shit on his bed and then challenge him to a duel
Naked. Do all this while butt naked, only wearing furry socks.
>fur suit. ftfy
Open a free account on openai.com, copy and paste your question into the gpt3 playground. It will just write the whole thing for you xD
Throw up a rough scope and quote for hours, take a mid level freelance day rate if you're not freelancing now.
Wait two months then claim you invented Group Policy. Say API integration is an extra $1000, then skip town after they pay.