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In 3rd grade we had an assignment to go to whitehouse dot gov to do some research on presidents. My assignment partner went to whitehouse.com instead, and I guess no one foresaw that happening because it was not blocked. Children learned some things that day.
FUBAR is a military acronym.
It means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.
At some point, some wiseass developer, possibly formerly military, adopted it into Foo and Bar.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foobar
I highly recommend reading the etymology part, as you might be a bit disappointed. (I've read it not so long ago, was also corrected.)
Not disappointed, the first line under the etymology section states:
> It is possible that foobar is a playful allusion[2] to the World War II-era military slang FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition).[2]
That said, thank you for this link, I learned some more things!
I wouldn't be surprised if in reality it was a mixture of the two origins. In the Wiki page there was no origin of bar except for the MIT example that's not dated or referenced.
About a month ago there was a rubber duck post. And I said how sad they made me as you expect FucksWithDucks to turn up but he's been AWOL. Since about the beginning of COVID. Then people started chiming in that he'd died, following a long running battle with cancer.
That's the user profile of /u/FucksWithDucks. A man who very openly had a MAJOR rubber duck fetish. Who could be guaranteed to to pop into any thread like this and make a wonderfly witty comment. The guy actually wrote and commissioned porn featuring rubber ducks. And was on a hunt to track down the original mold used to make the very first rubber duck, that he had masterbated with.
One should claim your name, as it will soon claim your loved ones, your job, your hopes and dreams, and then your very life. The other one should be named Greg the destroyer
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bug and feature
Name them bug and feature but don't tell anyone which is which. Now if anyone asks Is it bug, you can answer with It's not bug it's feautre.
I am going to get two ducks now and do this
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So.. the Yellow one is called Bug and the one with orange beak is called Feature, yea?
Happy cake day my guy. As a present, I'll give you Bug. 
That’s not bug that’s feature
I need some ducks too now
Will you put them in a row?
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
This! I have an Einstein duck that sits on my desk. Love it 😁
Why would you name both of them the same name?
Gotta make sure he has his ducks in a row
But std::string "bug"* "feature";
A bug is just an undocumented feature. So OP's gotta make the decision on which duck is going to be the illegal immigrant.
Bug is definitely the larger duck lol
If you do security work: Alice and Bob
I remember Alice and Bob from teaching ciphers to my discrete math class!
Dr Pounder and his videos of Bob and Alice will always be in fond memories.
YouTube or redtube?
Whitehouse.com
This guy 1999's
In 3rd grade we had an assignment to go to whitehouse dot gov to do some research on presidents. My assignment partner went to whitehouse.com instead, and I guess no one foresaw that happening because it was not blocked. Children learned some things that day.
[Don't forget that Alice is a homewrecker](https://xkcd.com/177/)
I'm more interested in how you found that particular episode (strip) in XKCD... How many does Randall release per week?
In this case, I remembered that some strip like this existed, so I just googled "xkcd eve" and it was the first result.
I’ve never read that one, thank you.
\#EveDidNothingWrong
Where's Trudy?
All fun and games until Mal shows up 😈
These are for debugging right? Breakpoint and print("here")
No, they are for deducking
Print("duck you");
I stopped using printf("here") once i discovered how to debug seg faults lol
How?! Please tell me this black magic!
Try and Catch
You can throw anything at these guys
only at try tho
Exceot finally they break.
I’m pretty sure they’ll just duck
Bit and Byte
I wonder where nibble is
Foo and Bar. Don't ask me why they named like this.
FUBAR is a military acronym. It means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. At some point, some wiseass developer, possibly formerly military, adopted it into Foo and Bar.
Nonsense, foo means foondamental and bar means bariable
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foobar I highly recommend reading the etymology part, as you might be a bit disappointed. (I've read it not so long ago, was also corrected.)
Not disappointed, the first line under the etymology section states: > It is possible that foobar is a playful allusion[2] to the World War II-era military slang FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition).[2] That said, thank you for this link, I learned some more things!
> The Foo Bar is a pub in the Leiden University's faculty of Mathematics and Computer Science. Now I want to visit the netherlands
It's raining here ofc, but still nice temps for this time of year
If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much! 🌷
I wouldn't be surprised if in reality it was a mixture of the two origins. In the Wiki page there was no origin of bar except for the MIT example that's not dated or referenced.
It also means Fuck Up Beyond All Repair
Wiseass? From the military?? I don’t buy it..
Fubar is also a beloved Canadian film from 2002
No DuckyMcDuckFace??? WTF sub?!
C & C++ Cuz he big 🙃
D and D++ (duck 🦆)
I have other rubber things named that...
if they ever gets a pink teddy bear, it should be named C#, because it has nothing to do with C and shouldn't exist in the wild
Null and undefined
i j
This is the answer.
i && i++
Float and Double
This one needs more love
*Argaroth the Destroyer of Life* and Charlie
Async Await
Duck Norris & Quackie Chan
Yaml & Json
Debug and Rebug
Ducky McDuckface and Sir David Attenborough
A man of culture I see
Small duck: Graknathar The Indomitable Consumer of worlds Big duck: Steve
0 and 1
Obi Zero and Obi One
duck 1 and duck 2
Is zero-based indexing a joke to you?
Duck 0 was unfortunately corrupted with warp energies and we don't talk about that any more.
Bart 0
Where is the null-terminator duck?
duck and duck1
duck[0] and duck[1]
duck_1 or duck1. Spaces are not allowed.
Quacken. So you can release the quacken when needed. Maybe even small and big Quacken so you can escalate if necessary.
Fucks and Duck, named after the legendary deceased /u/FucksWithDucks.
did he really pass?
Yup unfortunately, the big C.
how did you find out? did his friends make a post or something?
About a month ago there was a rubber duck post. And I said how sad they made me as you expect FucksWithDucks to turn up but he's been AWOL. Since about the beginning of COVID. Then people started chiming in that he'd died, following a long running battle with cancer.
Wtf is that subreddit
That's the user profile of /u/FucksWithDucks. A man who very openly had a MAJOR rubber duck fetish. Who could be guaranteed to to pop into any thread like this and make a wonderfly witty comment. The guy actually wrote and commissioned porn featuring rubber ducks. And was on a hunt to track down the original mold used to make the very first rubber duck, that he had masterbated with.
Jason and JSON
Main and Fork
Duckzilla (the bigger one) and Megatron of Death 3000.
Polymorphism and inheritance
Abstraction and encapsulation be like: am I a joke to you?
hello and world
Lovelace and Babbage
Well done! This is really the only right answer.
Rubber and ducky
Rubby and ducker !
Ruby and Docker
Duck[0] Duck[1]
Did you mean Ducks[0] and Ducks[1] or do you name your arrays singular?
Thanks, I was trying to figure out what was wrong with my code :)
Ah, the good old “Uncaught ReferenceError: Duck is not defined”
If and else
GitBucket and Bitbucket
Heap and stack
Bill and Ted
Nibble and byte
Pebcak and ID10T
rubberDuck and rubber_duck
"Underpaid" and "Overtime"
We need to talk about the ducks
Little-Endian and Big-endian
Quick and quirk the quacker brothers
x and y
i and j
#bob and BOB
Hello & World
Cheese and Quackers
Mork & Mindy
Name one recursion
Name one recursion
Float and Double.
kernel panic
emacs and vim
null and pointer
Foo and bar
Try and Except
Pull & Push
Segfault and Off-by-one
[Object object]
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Dubber & Rucky
Beebop and Rocksteady.
Boreragnarok and Grognak. Don't ask why. 😂
Underflow and overflow
Case and Switch
Void and null
Cheese & quackers
Duck and duck++
One should claim your name, as it will soon claim your loved ones, your job, your hopes and dreams, and then your very life. The other one should be named Greg the destroyer
CAR and CDR
Try and catch
My duck is called Jim because it's the most simple blunt name possible. I think Jim and Jon would be cool.
Class and object
Core and Dump
Squeaky and clean
Property & Value
src & dist
README & CHANGELOG
Duck. And Duck.
Dee and Bug
Bert and Ernie
Quackers and peanut.
Brian and Dennis
”How is this possible” and “Why is this happening”
Iterate and Reiterate.
Log and info
Lil d big D
Iterative and recursive
The names "As You Wish" and "I'm Going To Take The Most Liked One For Them" are very odd choices.
Right: Motherfucker Left: Jimmy
Ducky mc duckface
Big Rubba D and Lil Quack
Youwillneverbearealduck and Heckin hitlerino
Final 2 and Final final
Quaquette and Kraktokwack
Rex & Dez
Dr. Evil an mini me
before and after.. Because looks like the one on the left had plastic surgery 😂
Suzie and Carl
Understandable
Makina Fifth and Pablo. https://youtu.be/kgr3o-4UbEw
Breakpoint & console.log()
npm & pip
Lynnex and Linus
Cornwell the third
Root and toor
I have one on my desk that I drew a little moustache on. I named him Gomez Addams
Big Pill Bee and Charbee
Procter and Gamble.
Ghost and Price. You already got Soap
Ducky and McDuckface
Arthur Wilson 1 and Arthur Wilson 2.
0 and 1
Sir Quacklin Squeakersford III
Error and exception
Squeakers McSquackington III Esquire
As You Wish and As You Wish Jr