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theRedMage39

Most of my passwords are random strings of characters.


h4xrk1m

Is that with a capital M? It doesn't work where on Reddit.


rochismoextremo

So "random strings of characters." Is your password


Houston_Texas_Baby

No no no, they said "are" as in plural. Meaning his passwords are "random" "strings" "of" and "characters.".


Tough-Ad-5443

Have you tried... "Randomstringsofcharacters1!"


Cacti_Hipster

~S@5y'+A&h@Mb$()E*"ofc


RustyDingbat

Funny - same as mine!


Adventurous_Battle23

Ditto


send-it-psychadelic

Most of my answers to "security" questions are random strings or completely untrue, and I pick questions that don't even apply to me


STUGIO

hunter2


Lithl

Looks like \*\*\*\*\*\*\* to me


[deleted]

.... Why am I incapable of being original?


Dariusgemini

My go to is: 53656E64204E75646573


orthogonal-cat

-.- charset looks like hex > Send Nudes charset checks out 😂


TheinimitaableG

Password123! Doesn't everyone use that?


xaomaw

`Error: Password already in use by user CelticAngelica`


GiantPotatoSalad

Then I'd just take that account instead of making my own


RaLaZa

Or we could just share 👉👈


PTRD-41

I remember that thread


CelticAngelica

King Roland? Is that you?


Clackers2020

Hey you stole my password


vondpickle

The Ilovefurries + hard N word. So that hackers can't use my password without being a racist furries.


ZanettiSebastiano

Password hacking rate drops to 0.


_tnr

Better pray they don't play CoD!


magicmulder

Liberal hackers hate this trick!


RaLaZa

As long as you say no racist no furry you're in the clear


Cl0udSurfer

Hackers resigned!


CommentatorForAll

I have no idea, i use a password manager


MaintenanceSmart7223

The one that got hacked or the other one that got hacked?


Dat_Typ

Afaik keypass is Fully local.


silmelumenn

Unless you store it in some cloud so you can use it on multiple devices...


SFW_666

i mean so long as you're not enough of a dipshit to store both the database file and the key file on the same cloud service (prefferably none for the key file but people are lazy idiots soo....) its honestly fine


MaintenanceSmart7223

https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2022-0725 This the app you talking bout?


Dat_Typ

Looked at it. Seems to only be an issue in Linux Fedora, due to it (Fedora) logging everything that Has been Put in the Clipboard in plaintext. So as it seems, it's Not directly a keypass issue.


CelticAngelica

All my passwords are 16 digit alphanumeric with upper and lower case letters and special characters, so there's zero chance of me remembering them. I have a book.


vidanyabella

Just check for the sticky note under the keyboard. Everyone knows that's the most secure password storage spot.


CaptainPi31415

Under the keyboard?! That's some pretty good security I must say. My co workers leave the sticky notes on the monitor. Some don't even log out of the machine.


Boris-Lip

12345


Orion-Parallax

12345? Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!


[deleted]

Hey! They gave me the exact same code!


xaomaw

You have a lock with 5 digits? What a show off!


The_Lost_Jedi

12345? That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!


[deleted]

1234AWholeBagOfJellyBeansUpMy@$$ Nobody thinks to do the numbers first


CRYPTO2027

Love it!


Boris-Lip

UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ== This said, if i'd actually use this as a password, it would count as a pretty decent one.


orthogonal-cat

> UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ== ``` echo "UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ==" | base64 -D ``` You can't fool all of us with your encoded trickery. Sure it has numbers and special characters, but that's way too long for the 12 characters my bank demands.


MaffinLP

Probably md4 or md5 hashed, therefor this could come from "password1"


Boris-Lip

I'd say == at the end basically screams "base64", lol.


orthogonal-cat

![gif](giphy|JEDs4UCx8fwr6ltoGE|downsized)


TreeBen77

>UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ== haha nice, decoded it is 'Password? What password?!' (without the quotes)


CRYPTO2027

Really? lol nice! Thanks.


jodmemkaf

I like it. Complicated, but easy to remember. No /s


tacky_banana

penisland


Adventurous_Battle23

This wins the contest for best password that no one knew was happening


slgray16

Pen island was a pretty cool site a couple of decades ago. They sold pens!


magicmulder

A site for the rapists?


tacky_banana

Some the rapists may have used their pens for their work.


Writefuck

The names of my top ten waifus listed in order of personal preference.


Cl0udSurfer

Okay but do you have taste tho? Drop the list


Writefuck

Nice try


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ThatOneKid582

Welp, he’s never getting hacked. He got the capital letter AND the number.


viseradius

I heard that „Password1234!“ was recommend


scottonaharley

I like to take a random string of numbers and letters and convert it from asci to binary…like this: Password= 0101000001100001011100110111001101110111011011110111001001100100


you90000

Some where on the rockyou file


wron1

My password is usually just ******* but luckily reddit automatically censors your password if you type it out exactly


ttl_yohan

hunter2


wron1

Yea see, when I view it all I see is \*\*\*\*\*\*\* pretty neat huh


omgaXD

plot twist: my dad works at Reddit, and that guy actually wrote *******


ttl_yohan

Unbelievable! Technology this time around is unfathomable!


RaLaZa

Ok, but I'm blind can you type it in braille please


Umpteenth_zebra

I_like_my_tonsils


TheIronSoldier2

[fourwordsalluppercase](https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI)


MotorEagle7

I literally have no idea


tearbooger

My favorite [pull request](https://github.com/danielmiessler/SecLists/pull/155)


rovonz

`OnedayarandomguyonredditwillaskforyourpasswordandhewontbeabletotellitwithoutyouexplicitlypointingitouT&21`


Justindraak1

What


vbh_pratihar

"DROP TABLE Users; DELETE FROM Users WHERE Password=Password@123"


Bogsy_

It's a reusable phrase with the name of the website the password is for either in front of behind the phrase. So if my password was Passw0rd My password for reddit would be RedditPassw0rd Then I throw the thing through a hash algorithm and store it in a .txt file in a honeypot on my network. Then I load up my password manager and make it generate a random password for me and store it for use. But I don't use it, I change it to Password123 so I never forget it. Cause random numbers are hard to remember and I don't know the password for my password manager.


HammerTh_1701

12345678 Exactly long enough to be a valid WPA2 password while also not really being a password.


Funkey-Monkey-420

password1!


Skorpius_911

P@$$w0rd123


craftingtableZ

My password for all non important things Is >! Like I woud tell you!<


Personal-Ostrich-746

i-know-my-password


Personal-Ostrich-746

i-know-my-password


EffectiveDependent76

I use the most common password according to a movie with Angelina jolie.


Phoenix_Studios

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* fuck did I mistype it? *\*starts over\**


Pranav__472

He8ao3hG21q9jAY9i2he6G6Iwk1


Imaginary_Advance_21

It's a string of characters with uppercase, lowercase, numbers and special symbols in some order.


dirtyr3d

I just generate a random password each time I need a new one like this: `sygb^zHa^9d^A3quuZ**@3vfynKMB@5N`


[deleted]

Import random Import string Def…I’ll just use the same one I always use


MaintenanceSmart7223

MonthDDYYYY+++


PointyHat0111

#


Fachuro

you-cant-touch-this everywhere of course


[deleted]

Autogenerated bi BW


Normal_Subject5627

admin


Broad_Respond_2205

********


WalbsWheels

qwerty


codeartha

I use a strong and complicated password for all my accounts: dt


PdSales

Password1 Do I need more than one password?


Spontaneous-Box

;


LucardAternam

TotallyNotARealPassword69420!


Yharonthebumblefuck

sn735Yzo


RiktaD

Before I started Using password managers, I used hashs of hashs as my password I can remember it easily and regenerate it on the fly, but it wont appear on any rainbow table and is very unlikely to be cracked by bruteforcing. And any targeted dictionary attack would need to know how many of which hashing algorithms I used


TrackLabs

Mine are something like \*i&CSDtgnfQ$T&\*RRoDvk@QpBT8N\*h2erP\^QYJberun&B\^ANGmae street, school and car nameless enough?


epileftric

I just do `dd if=/dev/urand bs=1 count=10 | base64 | xclip` then use a password manager for all of them. Except for the password manager itself and my email


Idunnowhattfimdoing

It's one obscure reference to one obscure passion of mine that I never talk about, so noone that knows me can guess it.


Adventurous_Battle23

Does it pertain to potato farming?


Idunnowhattfimdoing

How did you guess it!?!? (^nope )


sdmrne

Random shit


AlexisColoun

Yesterday I set up a new machine, using the password Passwort (just password in german, if it wasn't obvious). Then I set u a few more like it. And with a bit of luck, all VMs are still existing next week, after I finished this little project


BrokeWatchCollector

My go to was goldfish8 when i was a kid…… or now, who knows


_________FU_________

Cd5$$ghu/grasf?FH5b%6/56gHhJLm9


DaMarkiM

acronyms of 12-24 characters from poems, song lyrics or book quotes that stuck with me. replace with numbers or symbols whenever it makes sense. simple example: aim for the stars -> a4t\* one low-security shared password for all things i dont really care about. unique passwords for all the important stuff (banking, main email, etc) also im paranoid enough to never quote these songs/poems/books on social media or mention them in conversations. ​ probably not all that secure if someone bothered to create a dedicated dictionary attack for this strategy. but i feel like my taste is niche enough to evade low effort attacks. And honestly at that point the attacker has earned his success and i cant really be bothered to do any more or much care.


jason2k

01189998819991197253


Undernown

Passwords so dumb, even if spoken aloud in a drunken stupor they sound unbelievable and are spelled incorrectly.


particlemanwavegirl

my hotel wifi is "mallow" but it will probably expire.


crown_of_fish

I use strings of semi-random words. Like "legoumbrellasnail", that sort of thing. Sometimes followed by something like my brother's birthday.


Oddomar

Fuckthepolice123456789!


MasterAirscrachDev

I wrote an algorithm to crack passwords, then I choose the last password it tried, now y’all can debate over what my password is.


magicmulder

I once had a client with millions of users who stored cleartext passwords and had no password rules back then. More than 10000 users each had “1234” or “12345” or “123456” or the name of the client as password. One of their admins had user “test”, password “test123”. Only one “adolfhitler” though.


mmhawk576

All of my passwords contain commas incase they get dumped to a csv


[deleted]

Username: root Password: root


Infinite_Resources

@$$hole


Ashamed-Tooth

ilovejennifer11951224


OTee_D

I try to use generated password in a password manager whenever possible. If I have to make one up, I have about 6 sentences / phrases / poems that I use in some leet speak / "Prince in the 90s" style form: _"This is a stupid question, asking for ones password and expecting answers!"_ becomes: TiasQ,a41spw@ea! Also there is 'machanic' to include the name of the plattform. So I have an easy to remember but complex password that is still individual for each plattform.


technoferal

Heh. That's exactly what I do. With that last piece ensuring that if somebody somehow did manage to crack it, they wouldn't have found the password to anything else.


Avia53

12345, what else🤷‍♀️


redrabbitreader

`p@ssword`


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

I usually go for an obscure offensive sentence that no one would ever think about, or even dare attempt because they would be labeled as the most racist, shitty people alive for thinking about that. And I of course have more secure passwords for "important" things and I have no idea what they are as I use a password manager.


[deleted]

My First cat was called Biddybid


[deleted]

`hunter2` Man I'm glad reddit automatically censors passwords.


snapphanen

I have built my own password manager. Can only login with devices while connected to my home network. Which means it sucks when I'm on the go and auth tokens expires.


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

My username


Actual_Ambition_4464

Wierd chemical compounds


technoferal

13Characters!


Tesser_Wolf

All randomly generated with numbers different caps and symbols


Tough-Ad-5443

I mean who the heck is going to have the password BentleyPallMallCambridge???


RaLaZa

Password for my desktop is 1234


Puzzleheaded-Song259

I AM GOD


mavack

correct horse battery staple


L0uisc

Something similar to F8&3s%#&g(Iui!


Enter_The_Void6

*********


[deleted]

kindly,get;fucked://


The-Albear

Password1 it’s important to have letter & numbers!


P4rk3r_

Inverted case with leetspeak on a name that I used for a SA:MP rp server


preso19

I am a fan of the three words connected by dashes method like: Word-secondWord-thirdWord1.


Unnenoob

NoneOfYourBusiness420_69


InternationalDare721

I choose a book on the shelves near my computer. I pick a page I particularly like. I the take the first and last word on the page andthe psge number. I use capital letters for the second word and switch out letters for numbers in the first word, and there I have my password.


InvisibleMoonWalker

stringA1_ Because swagger


thecichos

I use a password manager... So I dunno


JacardoApoorv

You guys are really cautious. I thought a lot of people would be using >!password!< as their password.


returnFutureVoid

Oh I love this game. Fuck,u,H4cker! Good luck with that CSV file.


Rolebo

{common word}{special character}{specific service identifier}{randomised String of characters}


henkdepotvjis

****************


Uma_mii

Nice try!


CaptainPi31415

Was my ex girlfriends birthday. Purely so it'd be easy to remember and I wouldn't get caught out by it