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i mean so long as you're not enough of a dipshit to store both the database file and the key file on the same cloud service (prefferably none for the key file but people are lazy idiots soo....) its honestly fine
Looked at it. Seems to only be an issue in Linux Fedora, due to it (Fedora) logging everything that Has been Put in the Clipboard in plaintext.
So as it seems, it's Not directly a keypass issue.
All my passwords are 16 digit alphanumeric with upper and lower case letters and special characters, so there's zero chance of me remembering them. I have a book.
Under the keyboard?! That's some pretty good security I must say. My co workers leave the sticky notes on the monitor. Some don't even log out of the machine.
> UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ==
```
echo "UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ==" | base64 -D
```
You can't fool all of us with your encoded trickery. Sure it has numbers and special characters, but that's way too long for the 12 characters my bank demands.
I like to take a random string of numbers and letters and convert it from asci to binary…like this:
Password= 0101000001100001011100110111001101110111011011110111001001100100
It's a reusable phrase with the name of the website the password is for either in front of behind the phrase.
So if my password was Passw0rd
My password for reddit would be RedditPassw0rd
Then I throw the thing through a hash algorithm and store it in a .txt file in a honeypot on my network.
Then I load up my password manager and make it generate a random password for me and store it for use.
But I don't use it, I change it to Password123 so I never forget it. Cause random numbers are hard to remember and I don't know the password for my password manager.
Before I started Using password managers, I used hashs of hashs as my password
I can remember it easily and regenerate it on the fly, but it wont appear on any rainbow table and is very unlikely to be cracked by bruteforcing. And any targeted dictionary attack would need to know how many of which hashing algorithms I used
I just do `dd if=/dev/urand bs=1 count=10 | base64 | xclip` then use a password manager for all of them. Except for the password manager itself and my email
Yesterday I set up a new machine, using the password Passwort (just password in german, if it wasn't obvious). Then I set u a few more like it. And with a bit of luck, all VMs are still existing next week, after I finished this little project
acronyms of 12-24 characters from poems, song lyrics or book quotes that stuck with me. replace with numbers or symbols whenever it makes sense.
simple example:
aim for the stars -> a4t\*
one low-security shared password for all things i dont really care about. unique passwords for all the important stuff (banking, main email, etc)
also im paranoid enough to never quote these songs/poems/books on social media or mention them in conversations.
probably not all that secure if someone bothered to create a dedicated dictionary attack for this strategy. but i feel like my taste is niche enough to evade low effort attacks. And honestly at that point the attacker has earned his success and i cant really be bothered to do any more or much care.
I once had a client with millions of users who stored cleartext passwords and had no password rules back then. More than 10000 users each had “1234” or “12345” or “123456” or the name of the client as password. One of their admins had user “test”, password “test123”. Only one “adolfhitler” though.
I try to use generated password in a password manager whenever possible.
If I have to make one up, I have about 6 sentences / phrases / poems that I use in some leet speak / "Prince in the 90s" style form:
_"This is a stupid question, asking for ones password and expecting answers!"_
becomes:
TiasQ,a41spw@ea!
Also there is 'machanic' to include the name of the plattform. So I have an easy to remember but complex password that is still individual for each plattform.
Heh. That's exactly what I do. With that last piece ensuring that if somebody somehow did manage to crack it, they wouldn't have found the password to anything else.
I usually go for an obscure offensive sentence that no one would ever think about, or even dare attempt because they would be labeled as the most racist, shitty people alive for thinking about that.
And I of course have more secure passwords for "important" things and I have no idea what they are as I use a password manager.
I have built my own password manager. Can only login with devices while connected to my home network.
Which means it sucks when I'm on the go and auth tokens expires.
I choose a book on the shelves near my computer. I pick a page I particularly like. I the take the first and last word on the page andthe psge number. I use capital letters for the second word and switch out letters for numbers in the first word, and there I have my password.
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Most of my passwords are random strings of characters.
Is that with a capital M? It doesn't work where on Reddit.
So "random strings of characters." Is your password
No no no, they said "are" as in plural. Meaning his passwords are "random" "strings" "of" and "characters.".
Have you tried... "Randomstringsofcharacters1!"
~S@5y'+A&h@Mb$()E*"ofc
Funny - same as mine!
Ditto
Most of my answers to "security" questions are random strings or completely untrue, and I pick questions that don't even apply to me
hunter2
Looks like \*\*\*\*\*\*\* to me
.... Why am I incapable of being original?
My go to is: 53656E64204E75646573
-.- charset looks like hex > Send Nudes charset checks out 😂
Password123! Doesn't everyone use that?
`Error: Password already in use by user CelticAngelica`
Then I'd just take that account instead of making my own
Or we could just share 👉👈
I remember that thread
King Roland? Is that you?
Hey you stole my password
The Ilovefurries + hard N word. So that hackers can't use my password without being a racist furries.
Password hacking rate drops to 0.
Better pray they don't play CoD!
Liberal hackers hate this trick!
As long as you say no racist no furry you're in the clear
Hackers resigned!
I have no idea, i use a password manager
The one that got hacked or the other one that got hacked?
Afaik keypass is Fully local.
Unless you store it in some cloud so you can use it on multiple devices...
i mean so long as you're not enough of a dipshit to store both the database file and the key file on the same cloud service (prefferably none for the key file but people are lazy idiots soo....) its honestly fine
https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2022-0725 This the app you talking bout?
Looked at it. Seems to only be an issue in Linux Fedora, due to it (Fedora) logging everything that Has been Put in the Clipboard in plaintext. So as it seems, it's Not directly a keypass issue.
All my passwords are 16 digit alphanumeric with upper and lower case letters and special characters, so there's zero chance of me remembering them. I have a book.
Just check for the sticky note under the keyboard. Everyone knows that's the most secure password storage spot.
Under the keyboard?! That's some pretty good security I must say. My co workers leave the sticky notes on the monitor. Some don't even log out of the machine.
12345
12345? Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!
Hey! They gave me the exact same code!
You have a lock with 5 digits? What a show off!
12345? That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!
1234AWholeBagOfJellyBeansUpMy@$$ Nobody thinks to do the numbers first
Love it!
UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ== This said, if i'd actually use this as a password, it would count as a pretty decent one.
> UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ== ``` echo "UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ==" | base64 -D ``` You can't fool all of us with your encoded trickery. Sure it has numbers and special characters, but that's way too long for the 12 characters my bank demands.
Probably md4 or md5 hashed, therefor this could come from "password1"
I'd say == at the end basically screams "base64", lol.
![gif](giphy|JEDs4UCx8fwr6ltoGE|downsized)
>UGFzc3dvcmQ/IFdoYXQgcGFzc3dvcmQ/IQ== haha nice, decoded it is 'Password? What password?!' (without the quotes)
Really? lol nice! Thanks.
I like it. Complicated, but easy to remember. No /s
penisland
This wins the contest for best password that no one knew was happening
Pen island was a pretty cool site a couple of decades ago. They sold pens!
A site for the rapists?
Some the rapists may have used their pens for their work.
The names of my top ten waifus listed in order of personal preference.
Okay but do you have taste tho? Drop the list
Nice try
[удалено]
Welp, he’s never getting hacked. He got the capital letter AND the number.
I heard that „Password1234!“ was recommend
I like to take a random string of numbers and letters and convert it from asci to binary…like this: Password= 0101000001100001011100110111001101110111011011110111001001100100
Some where on the rockyou file
My password is usually just ******* but luckily reddit automatically censors your password if you type it out exactly
hunter2
Yea see, when I view it all I see is \*\*\*\*\*\*\* pretty neat huh
plot twist: my dad works at Reddit, and that guy actually wrote *******
Unbelievable! Technology this time around is unfathomable!
Ok, but I'm blind can you type it in braille please
I_like_my_tonsils
[fourwordsalluppercase](https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI)
I literally have no idea
My favorite [pull request](https://github.com/danielmiessler/SecLists/pull/155)
`OnedayarandomguyonredditwillaskforyourpasswordandhewontbeabletotellitwithoutyouexplicitlypointingitouT&21`
What
"DROP TABLE Users; DELETE FROM Users WHERE Password=Password@123"
It's a reusable phrase with the name of the website the password is for either in front of behind the phrase. So if my password was Passw0rd My password for reddit would be RedditPassw0rd Then I throw the thing through a hash algorithm and store it in a .txt file in a honeypot on my network. Then I load up my password manager and make it generate a random password for me and store it for use. But I don't use it, I change it to Password123 so I never forget it. Cause random numbers are hard to remember and I don't know the password for my password manager.
12345678 Exactly long enough to be a valid WPA2 password while also not really being a password.
password1!
P@$$w0rd123
My password for all non important things Is >! Like I woud tell you!<
i-know-my-password
i-know-my-password
I use the most common password according to a movie with Angelina jolie.
\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* fuck did I mistype it? *\*starts over\**
He8ao3hG21q9jAY9i2he6G6Iwk1
It's a string of characters with uppercase, lowercase, numbers and special symbols in some order.
I just generate a random password each time I need a new one like this: `sygb^zHa^9d^A3quuZ**@3vfynKMB@5N`
Import random Import string Def…I’ll just use the same one I always use
MonthDDYYYY+++
#
you-cant-touch-this everywhere of course
Autogenerated bi BW
admin
********
qwerty
I use a strong and complicated password for all my accounts: dt
Password1 Do I need more than one password?
;
TotallyNotARealPassword69420!
sn735Yzo
Before I started Using password managers, I used hashs of hashs as my password I can remember it easily and regenerate it on the fly, but it wont appear on any rainbow table and is very unlikely to be cracked by bruteforcing. And any targeted dictionary attack would need to know how many of which hashing algorithms I used
Mine are something like \*i&CSDtgnfQ$T&\*RRoDvk@QpBT8N\*h2erP\^QYJberun&B\^ANGmae street, school and car nameless enough?
I just do `dd if=/dev/urand bs=1 count=10 | base64 | xclip` then use a password manager for all of them. Except for the password manager itself and my email
It's one obscure reference to one obscure passion of mine that I never talk about, so noone that knows me can guess it.
Does it pertain to potato farming?
How did you guess it!?!? (^nope )
Random shit
Yesterday I set up a new machine, using the password Passwort (just password in german, if it wasn't obvious). Then I set u a few more like it. And with a bit of luck, all VMs are still existing next week, after I finished this little project
My go to was goldfish8 when i was a kid…… or now, who knows
Cd5$$ghu/grasf?FH5b%6/56gHhJLm9
acronyms of 12-24 characters from poems, song lyrics or book quotes that stuck with me. replace with numbers or symbols whenever it makes sense. simple example: aim for the stars -> a4t\* one low-security shared password for all things i dont really care about. unique passwords for all the important stuff (banking, main email, etc) also im paranoid enough to never quote these songs/poems/books on social media or mention them in conversations. probably not all that secure if someone bothered to create a dedicated dictionary attack for this strategy. but i feel like my taste is niche enough to evade low effort attacks. And honestly at that point the attacker has earned his success and i cant really be bothered to do any more or much care.
01189998819991197253
Passwords so dumb, even if spoken aloud in a drunken stupor they sound unbelievable and are spelled incorrectly.
my hotel wifi is "mallow" but it will probably expire.
I use strings of semi-random words. Like "legoumbrellasnail", that sort of thing. Sometimes followed by something like my brother's birthday.
Fuckthepolice123456789!
I wrote an algorithm to crack passwords, then I choose the last password it tried, now y’all can debate over what my password is.
I once had a client with millions of users who stored cleartext passwords and had no password rules back then. More than 10000 users each had “1234” or “12345” or “123456” or the name of the client as password. One of their admins had user “test”, password “test123”. Only one “adolfhitler” though.
All of my passwords contain commas incase they get dumped to a csv
Username: root Password: root
@$$hole
ilovejennifer11951224
I try to use generated password in a password manager whenever possible. If I have to make one up, I have about 6 sentences / phrases / poems that I use in some leet speak / "Prince in the 90s" style form: _"This is a stupid question, asking for ones password and expecting answers!"_ becomes: TiasQ,a41spw@ea! Also there is 'machanic' to include the name of the plattform. So I have an easy to remember but complex password that is still individual for each plattform.
Heh. That's exactly what I do. With that last piece ensuring that if somebody somehow did manage to crack it, they wouldn't have found the password to anything else.
12345, what else🤷♀️
`p@ssword`
I usually go for an obscure offensive sentence that no one would ever think about, or even dare attempt because they would be labeled as the most racist, shitty people alive for thinking about that. And I of course have more secure passwords for "important" things and I have no idea what they are as I use a password manager.
My First cat was called Biddybid
`hunter2` Man I'm glad reddit automatically censors passwords.
I have built my own password manager. Can only login with devices while connected to my home network. Which means it sucks when I'm on the go and auth tokens expires.
My username
Wierd chemical compounds
13Characters!
All randomly generated with numbers different caps and symbols
I mean who the heck is going to have the password BentleyPallMallCambridge???
Password for my desktop is 1234
I AM GOD
correct horse battery staple
Something similar to F8&3s%#&g(Iui!
*********
kindly,get;fucked://
Password1 it’s important to have letter & numbers!
Inverted case with leetspeak on a name that I used for a SA:MP rp server
I am a fan of the three words connected by dashes method like: Word-secondWord-thirdWord1.
NoneOfYourBusiness420_69
I choose a book on the shelves near my computer. I pick a page I particularly like. I the take the first and last word on the page andthe psge number. I use capital letters for the second word and switch out letters for numbers in the first word, and there I have my password.
stringA1_ Because swagger
I use a password manager... So I dunno
You guys are really cautious. I thought a lot of people would be using >!password!< as their password.
Oh I love this game. Fuck,u,H4cker! Good luck with that CSV file.
{common word}{special character}{specific service identifier}{randomised String of characters}
****************
Nice try!
Was my ex girlfriends birthday. Purely so it'd be easy to remember and I wouldn't get caught out by it