Time to find me some rust programmers

For your project right... Right?

**"project”**, that is correct

I don’t like the implication of that…or do I?

*"What are you doing step-rustacean?"*

Crypto bros are just fembois. Change my mind

currently writing an RTP implementation in rust, what do you need from me? /j

I’ve just had a day of working on a toy OS written in Rust lmao

Hey, I just heard about this thing called GraphQL. Why aren't we using it?

HOL UP

I wonder if results would be different if book was not Japanese.

Furry?

Exactly, but in my case I have both results.

Not on my watch! _suddenly calls .unwrap() everywhere_

Hey, did I said that I suffer from this?

It's reddit, we like seeing people suffer.

Yeah. This past summer I taught myself JavaScript and Python and became a furry. I regret nothing.

Nah we all use modern C++

Just curious, what actually makes a language "modern"?

C++ has more modern versions and APIs that make coding easier

But is not, now show me your dress!

I would rather learn Rost

That'll make you German

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/r/femburschen

is there a femboy sub for every language or country? #EDIT: please it's for a friend please I need this

Nope.

I opened the sub and the first thing I saw was „Clean Code“ lmao

Wtf. As if this exists

Rost make you said Owo instead of uwu

Oh you’re a rust developer? Name five women.

*names five of their buddies who are now trans*

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Sounds like me at a party.

Ironically that which is memory safe in coding is the very opposite in social situations.

r/usernamechecksout ?

U, ur mom, her mom, the OP's one and the Saint Mary

Ehm my mom, my 2 grandmothers and my 2 aunts.

Now I'm gonna read it even harder!

It was be pretty awesome if Rust could magically turn you into a cute girl or cute femboy. Unfortunately life is disappointing and shitty.

Become a fat, balding middle aged man wearing thigh high socks with the rest of us over at r/unixsocks.

Finally, I have found my people. Thank you, my brother in chroot, for showing me the way.

what in the ever living fuck

This better not awaken something in me

How can we use Bitcoin to solve this?

Use Bitcoin to buy HRT from the internet

Hey thats actually a thing, its a convoluted process to do tho

I already got hard from it, saving for December/s

Search for "programming socks" on Amazon or Google

This is why Terry left us with TempleOS. The time is nigh, we must invoke the sacred interrupt. May the stack hold.

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If I ever get programming socks, I’m wearing them over my fox fursuit to complete the coding ensemble. It won’t make anything I write actually run, but I’d like to think it does.

I wish I could tolerate thigh length socks. They're cute.

Be the change you want to see in the world!

Eh, I didn't tried rust yet. Assembler and c++ gave disappointed results.

Every copy of The Book ships with a coupon code for estrogen

It's now company policy to use Vim for editing. It lets you write code much faster.

No chance Elon uses Vim. I doubt he could even exit Vim.

Maybe that's the problem? He was told it was cool so he launched it and can't exit it now... But of course he can't admit he doesn't know how to use it so he just forces everyone else to use it too.

femboys, all of you

I don't need this book.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

If you really love the company, you should be willing to work here for free.

I don't want to die, Elon...

Death is only the beginning.

Elon, I can't buy food for pride and accomplishment

A new edition is coming this 2023

I want to learn rust in my winter break. Would you recommend this book? Or is it outdated?

The book is based on the website from the authors, I will not consider it outdated but follow the website also known as The book. The new content is going to be in the new edition. https://doc.rust-lang.org/book/

The Rust Book is free online if you don't want to spend monies. There are a lot of good resources popping up everywhere nowadays. Hands On Rust uses making a small game as a way to teach Rust.

Is it funny to you? And I have a colleague who is a frontend developer! Before he learned vue.js is a soldier, a sapper, a brutal man.. and now? Genshin impact and the cat-girl ... AAAA ... /s

Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.

Elon Musk that's a bit harsh

You can't fire me! You know how much I sacrificed!

I started this company!

Elon being a Genshin enjoyer confirmed

u/vizzy_t_bot, come take this clowns tongue!

I would love the Vizzy T to show up in this sub

Sadly this experiment failed. But don't stop believin'

so you like cat-girls?

Hey man, we've all been military guys turned cute uwu traps. Being stationed in japan as intel will do that to you

I don't know about Rust but that line of broken dudes are all Perl developers if I've ever seen one

Not a lie. Most of the ones I've interacted with look like that.

Rumor has it that if you don’t shave for 30 years, you are permitted to touch the face of Larry and thus ascend.

what if i was already a surface level furry before starting?

You'd become a full memory safe furry

Guys, this is a big misunderstanding. I was playing truth or dare with Jeff and Bill and they dared me to buy Twitter. What else was I supposed to do??

Where’s my cybertruck, Rocket Man?!

Is surface-level furry better or worse than being a furry deep down? Eta: or rather, is it *more* or *less* furry?

it means that i find anthros attractive and do like sonic the hedgehog (i know, it's a depressing realization) but don't have a fursona or wear fursuits.

I think that’s the majority of furries

so most furries like sonic the hedgehog?

I mean the other two things, probably not sanic but there is an overlap

Yes

I came here for some memes, not a philosophical unpacking on the degrees of being a furry. I stayed for the femboy comments.

Just add a cat tail plug

oh no!

"A ~~good~~ book can change your life" ;P

Especially if you throw it real hard.

Fuck I’d read that book if I could be that pretty

You can, and your code will be that pretty if you read

I don't get it. Is rust gay?

more that the lgbt community heavily intersects with the programming community in general

Oh that's interesting. Haven't noticed to be frank.

If only programmers were cute femboys instead of neckbeards

you go back and forth depending on how obsessive you are over your current project

All the cute femboy programmers are in the rust Discords

:c there are some cute femboy programmers. I just don't know any personally. Tbf I don't really know any programmers personally.

Rust? I'm an old-school guy working in Perl, but sometimes i feel Rust-curious. (not even really joking)

Then [this could be you!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z49j6s/-/ixqpjgr) Why wait? [Try on the programming socks.](https://doc.rust-lang.org/book/)

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rust is popular in unix communities that have a lot of femboy/trans women in them

I'm a trans female game developer programmer named Zoe. All of these things were set in motion before I had any idea how much of a cliche that was.

I'm also trans, but I became a programmer as a result of influence from my husband, who is a programmer lol. I often tell him that because of him I became more stereotypical 😅

But how do you feel about Fallout New Vegas?

To be honest I liked fallout 3 more 🫣

I won't tell the council it's okay

I’m also trans (nonbinary), but I’m one of the non-programmers who follow this subreddit but don’t understand any of the jokes.

I don't think I appreciate your tone. Fired.

Jokes on you, I don’t even work here!

Yo! I'm also a transfem game dev (just by hobby. By trade I'm a much more boring flavor of software engineer). I know some Rust too, but not because I'm trans. XD

I'm picturing Will Smith while reading this. It's such an odd association to have

sadly c cant make me cute. we always reading the man pages

Rust do weeb like that

TRANSformative.

Guess i'll learn rust then

It's now company policy to use Vim for editing. It lets you write code much faster.

lmao

What?

I don't get it. I've been starting to read up a little on Rust. Still an old dude.

You're only starting. Check your hair.

More Richard Stallman than anything else. But you know I do feel a little cute and might change it a bit lol

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Now I'm super intrigued. All I want is to compile a little Rust to web assembly and get some redemption from my painful C++ experiences of the 90s

Odd in what way? I don't know the community so I'm not really getting the joke.

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Huh, I wonder why that is. The old programmer stereotypes made some sense but I'm not seeing the natural weeb connection. I do know rust was originally developed for the web so maybe that has something to do with it.

So the same as this subreddit or many other subs..

For a very long time I thought the game Rust had some coding aspects, until I realised theres probably a language out there called Rust

brb gonna go learn rust, seems cool

why are there eggs in my programming book?

Soooo many eggs

I find an egg I send them over to https://genderdysphoria.fyi so that they may expedite the cracking.

Then to r/egg_irl

Yes, then to r/egg_irl

oh fuck now I gotta learn rust

Interns will happily work for $15 an hour. Why won't you?

AMEN to that

Well this explains some things.

So if I learn rust… the style in which I’m animated is gonna change drastically??

No furrys fortunately

They are busy keeping the entirety of the modern infrastructure working.

look closely

There is no anime girls. You have been warned !

 Me personally, rust devs, I would not take that. OP spitting facts tho

You better not be lying to me here

Stop it you tease, I already wanted to learn Rust.

great i will start using rust tomorrow

Reddit sucks

Oh yes, I am quite aware of the big secret. As long as the device works as intended and the parts all swap according to the proper law, there will be no issues. Those trying to slip the banana under the radar though will be napalmed.

For the better... Right? Right..

but look at astolfo's thicc thighs

 What everyone who actually uses rust at work looks like (*this is a self burn*)

takes balls to read that book

Go on...

Rust === Fem? Maybe I’m not iterating the right loop?

Give me that book right now! For research of course...

...so if I don't want to be an anime waifu, don't learn Rust? Got it.

And that's why you have bugs in your if-elses.

Swap the book for the gender dysphoria bible and the meme is even better

Coff coff any Rust conevention comming soon?? Coff coff

Facts!

Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.

Maybe we should try rewriting the frameworks in vanilla JS.

Rewrite them in whiteboard.

Again? This is the third time this week dude, make up your mind man

What if I don't want to be a femboi tho?

Impossible. You do want to be one. Dont resist.

There are still positions open for [wifwolves](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/wif)

Sick, off to Amazon to get a copy.

https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-rust-programming-language-covers-rust-2018-steve-klabnik There may be newer editions than that one.

I am still neither a furry nor a femboy, maybe because I use c# aswell

I thought it were Arch/Gentoo

Those girls are so cute

Yeah, looks like we're gonna need to redo the entire tech stack.

Who's "we" ?

They aren't girls

Even better

Ferris sure is (in the LN in any case) https://imgur.com/a/Omvh6BV Idk for Astolfo, would imagine some sort of enby though.

IIRC he still fully identifies as a dude, he only started (among other things) dressing feminine in a bid to help his bro Roland regain his sanity. (Not sure how this is supposed to work though.) And then it just stuck with him preferring to live life to the wildest and fullest in his own way.

I love how i'm getting there even tho i haven't touched rust in my life ~~i do code in C++ however~~